OK, I'm 13, a girl, and if you are a creepy psycho with a weapon, you now have me narrowed down to every 13-year-old girl in the world. GOOD JOB!

Also, my penname used to be St.TriniansGleeFreak, if you needed to know. And I rewrote STSFGG, so if you thought it was alot like Defenders Of Anarchy, by mewisbetterthanyou, I am changing it.

I am currently re-writing Lover is Childlike. It will be taken down and reposted in a short amount of time.

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..." - Lee Jordan and Professor McGonagall, Sorcerer's Stone

"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows." - Dumbledore, Sorcerer's Stone

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Hermione and Harry, Chamber of Secrets

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. - Hermione and Harry, Order of the Phoenix

"Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?" - Fred, Deathly Hallows

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." - Fred, Deathly Hallows

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!" - Ron, Deathly Hallows

Fanfiction Dictionary (Because, let's face it, we don't understand half the stuff on this site when we first join.)

AU - Alternate Universe. It should be pretty self-explanatory.

EWE - This stands for "Epilogue, What Epilogue?" Usually applies to the Harry Potter fandom, although I guess it could be used on other books as well.

Lemon - M scenes

Lime - M scenes, only less explicit than Lemons.

Slash - Same gender pairing.

Crack Pairing - A pairing that could never happen, makes absolutely no sense or is just so stupid that the very idea makes you laugh. For example: Voldemort and Draco (The hug! The hug! I laughed so hard at that!) People write these because they're funny to write and read.

OTP - This stands for "One True Pairing" which means that whichever pairing is featured, the author likes. A lot. Not to be confused with Order of the Phoenix (OotP)

Ship - No, not a boat. This is a relationship between characters.

Love Triangle/Square/Octagon/Other Shape - This is a pairing with many people participating in it, as if each person was standing on a point on the given shape. Like a Triangle would be three people, a square would be four and so on and so fourth. One character is usually the object of affection of all the other characters.

Fluff - Fluff is love. What I mean is, it's lovey moments where everything is just so sweet and 'aww' worthy. Fluff is literally love! (And you thought I was crazy.)

OC - Original Character. It's a character that was made by the fanfic author, and usually is paired with the lead/the sidekick/the kid that doesn't usually get paired up with anybody so they're basically a pity-date/someone to portray the fanfic author without actually being the author (usually.)

Mary-Sue - Mary Sues are horrible creatures. They are perfect in every single way and are flawless and beautiful and every guy falls for them. Needless to say, everybody hates them. (Young fanfic authors make these a lot, but on pure accident. My advice to get rid of the Mary-Sue is to start over with the character/story.) (However, stupid people are not allowed to use this excuse.) (I mean it, if you know better than nobody will believe you.)

Gary-Stu - Male version of a Mary-Sue. Use the same cleaning instructions given above.

OOC - This stands for "Out Of Character," which is where one (or more) of the characters aren't acting like themselves. Like Hermione burning all of her books and Draco ballet dancing or something.

Major Pairing - The major pairing in a story is the pairing with which the story revolves mostly around.

Minor Pairing(s) - The minor pairing(s) can range from one to as many as you can think of. Minor pairings are little pairings going on in the background while the major pairing gets to shine, but everybody loves them all the same.

Flame - A flame is a very hurtful review. Nobody likes them.

Flamer - A flamer is the one who dished out the flame. Nobody likes them either.