Note: Think of Lord Cynic and Mashu as the devil and angel counterparts of the person behind the account. They are not physically two different people, they're personae the moron is hiding behind to justify his weird fanfiction.

Note: Be wary of having us on Author Alert. We're no longer known to have one main media (which used to be Golden Sun). We'll tell you what we can be bothered to write about:

Naruto

Golden Sun

Tales of Symphonia

Fruits Basket

Chrno Crusade

2x2 Shinobuden?

Azumanga Daioh?

Suikoden V

Busou Renkin

Lord Cynic's FictionPress portfolio: http://www.fictionpress.com/lordcynic

Lord Cynic: "Fudge me, thanks to my crappy webbuilding techniques you no longer have a stone wall of typing to go through! Actually... you still do. Eh. The website with the majority of my previous info is . Whew, took long enough!"

Website update: 09/05/08 (Updated Couples page)

Note to all readers and reviewers: "As of now, I won't be lenient when demands are made for updates to my stories. Fanfiction writing is not a paying job, it is a hobby. I don't have the obligation to set deadlines and always be expected to follow them. I know I procrastinate a lot, but for Christ's sake, I'm not the only one. Lay off a bit, or despite my current status, I will be taking deliberate breaks. That is all."

Messenging services

MSN Messenger: [email protected] (Am changing to a new one very soon)

Lord Cynic and Anime: He is not picky when it comes to dubbing or subbing. The way he looks at it: Dubbing is good for when he's busy (i..e., writing) and can't pay attention to the subtitles, otherwise he'll almost always watch subbed anime. However, the loser doesn't know what's good dubbing or bad dubbing...

Fanfiction inspirations (compact version)

(no favouritism here - they're all in alphabetical order)

GOLDEN SUN

"Dragon Empress"
"Joker's Specter"
"Princess Viv"
"Queenie Z"
"The One and Only T"

TALES OF SYMPHONIA

"Lil-Samuu"
"Rose-Wisteria"

CHRNO CRUSADE

"Maiden of the Moon"
"Manda-chan"
"Outsane"
"Shnoosh"

FRUITS BASKET

"CinnamonGrrl"
"shardingtoby"
"Shii-chanchic"

NARUTO

"Altrict"

"MaxFic"

"omegaguardian"

"Tobmaster"

"Tazaki4"

General fanfiction information

Genre preferences: Drama; angst; (perverted) humour (Cynic); Humour; romance (Mashu); Action/Adventure (both)

Fanfiction style: Extremely lazy - both of them. Mashu dominates the written portfolio with fluff after fluff after fluff. Cynic occasionally chimes in with a more thoughtful, depressed or dramatic entry.

Reading preferences: Dark themes, angst (Cynic); fluff... fluff... fluff... (Mashu)

Reading turn-offs: Not telling the pairing in the summary (Mashu likes to know what he's getting into as quickly as possible); harems (usually/especially involving the OTPs); grammatical and spelling nightmares; turning monogamy stories into harems/poligomy stories midway through.

Use of Cynic's fanfics is permitted, as long as:

1. You ask him first.

2. You give him at least some credit.

3. You give him the 4-1-1 on the site you're going to post his stories on.

(Cynic refuse to place this at the beginning of every fanfic, so just take his word for it, okay?)

Sites other than FFnet with my fanfiction:

/warriorhind/index.html

Portkey (as "Mashu")

Golden Sun Realm Fanfiction (as "Cynic")

Media Miner (as "Cynic")

Journeyman Crystal (As "Lord Cynic")

DISCLAIMER: Unless otherwise, any anime, game or TV show he writes a fanfic about belongs to their respective producers, companies and whatnot. This author does not own them.

Current list that this disclaimer applies to: Golden Sun (Camelot Soft); Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (Squaresoft); Megaman (Capcom); Tales of Symphonia (Namco); Chobits (CLAMP); Chrno Crusade (Daisuke Moriyama); Angelic Layer (CLAMP), Love Hina (Ken Akamatsu), Fruits Basket (Natsuki Takaya), Kono minikuku mo utsukushii sekai/This ugly and beautiful world (GAINAX); Cardcaptor Sakura (CLAMP); Air (?); Maburaho (?); Fire Emblem (Nintendo); Naruto (Masashi Kishimoto); Atelier Iris (Gust); Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling); Magikano (?); D.N. Angel (Yukiru Sugisaki); Suikoden (Konami).

Number of categories added by me: Six

Categories: Kono minikuku mo utsukushii sekai (in Anime); Air (in Video Games); Maburaho (in Anime); Magikano (in Anime); Utawarerumono (in Anime); Robot Wars (in TV Shows)

List of top 20 supported couples

1. Naruto/Hinata (Naruto) (OTP)

2. Lloyd/Colette (Tales of Symphonia) (OTP)

3. Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter) (OTP)

4. Prince/Lyon (Suikoden V) (OTP)

5. Shinji/Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion) (OTP)

6. Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket) (OTP)

7. Miyamura/Hori (Horimiya)

8. Yukari/Ageha (V.B. Rose)

9. Hakuou/Ryou (Shitsuji-sama no Okiniiri)

10. Kazuma/Tsubasa (Kare Kano)

11. Richard/Mireille (Migawari Hakushaku no Bouken)

12. Sarasa/Seriho (Ame-iro Kouchakan Kandan)

13. Phoenix/Maya (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

14. Kazuki/Tokiko (Busou Renkin)

15. Yoh/Haruna (Koukou Debut)

16. Manabu/Reina (Yandere Shoujo)

17. Matsunaga/Shiharu (Love so Life)

18. Joshua/Estelle (Legend of Heroes)

19. Zen/Shirayuki (Akagami no Shirayukihime)

20. Eiichirou/Natsu (Baby Steps)

Potential Additions

Laharl/Flonne (Disgaea)

Souichirou/Yukino (Kare Kano)

Akira/Takami (Venus Kisoukyoku)

Hero/Demon Queen OR Hero/Lady Knight (Maoyuu Maou Yuusha)

Hachizen/Mikage (Silver Spoon)

Wolf King/Yuurin (Ookami-heika no Hanayome)

Guilty, non-M-rated pleasures

Chiyo/Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)

Yuno/Miyako (Hidamari Sketch)

Nanoha/Fate (Nanoha)

Shinobu/Kaede (2x2 Shinobuden)

Ruby/Weiss (RWBY)

... See?

Current activity

On crusade to get Harem added as a genre (since July 17th 2007 apparently)

Contemplating how to get rid of their writer's blocks for unfinished stories

Trying to rid themselves of writing ruts, period

REALLY trying to get over the writing ruts.