The moment Hulk and Ben entered Shawarma Palace, everyone in the restaurant looked up and stared at them. Every customer in the restaurant quickly got out of their seats and ran out the door, leaving only Hulk, Ben, and the employees in the building.
Ben rolled his eyes and said, "Typical".
Although Ben was a little annoyed by this, he ultimately didn't mind it too much because now there was no one to interrupt his meal with Hulk.
"Hello gentlemen, what can I do for you?" the cashier asked with a very nervous tone.
"We would like four orders of chicken shawarma. Two for me and two for my big green friend." said Ben.
"Anything else?" asked the cashier.
"Two bottles of water." said Ben.
"Okay. Your total will be $32.06." said the cashier.
Ben handed him a $50 bill and told him to keep the change. The two behemoths then sat down at the center table in their not-so-comfortable chairs.
"So, what do you want to talk about while we're here?" asked Ben.
"Hulk don't know." said Hulk.
"Well, you did mention that wouldn't mind being in a relationship with me." said Ben.
"It's not just Rock Man. Hulk wouldn't mind being with a male." said Hulk.
"So, you like guys? What about Bruce?" asked Ben.
"Puny Banner likes girls. Hulk don't." said Hulk.
"I'm surprised how open you are with this." said Ben.
"Hulk cares about smashing more than love, but Hulk still like men." said Hulk.
"So, even though smashing and destroying things are a bigger priority for you, you still think about liking guys?" asked Ben.
"Rock Man correct." said Hulk before a server brought out the food for the two friends.
"Have you told anyone about this, besides me? Like the Avengers?" asked Ben.
"No." said Hulk.
"Why not?" asked Ben.
"Hulk don't know. Hulk never thought of it before." said Hulk.
"Well, I think you should tell them. After all, they're your family." said Ben.
"Hmmm. Rock man right. Hulk should tell family about this, after we eat." said Hulk.
"Good plan." Ben said before the two behemoths began to chow down on their meals.
Once the two friends finished their meals, they walked back to Avengers Mansion and when they opened the door, everyone except Wade looked traumatized.
"Did Blob come by?" asked Ben.
"Yep. We saw him naked too. I threw up a few times." said Clint.
"And I'll never forgive Wade for doing that to us." said Tony.
"I still think it was worth it." said Wade.
Hulk looked at Ben, who gave him a supportive nod, and then looked at the rest of the team before saying, "Hulk need to say something."
"Okay. What is it, big guy?" asked Clint.
"Hulk…Hulk like men." said Hulk.
"Like as friends, acquaintances, or what?" asked Steve.
"Hulk like-like men." said Hulk.
"Oh, so you're gay?" asked Wade.
"Talking Man correct." said Hulk.
"AWESOME! Not only are we nakey buddies, but neither of us are straight!" said Wade.
"What is Talking Man then?" asked Hulk.
"Oh, me? I'm pansexual. When it comes to attraction, gender doesn't matter to me." said Wade.
"Oh. Okay." said Hulk.
"But wait? Didn't Bruce tell us that he's straight?" asked Clint.
"Puny Banner likes girls. Hulk like men." said Hulk.
"Oh." said Clint.
"Well, I'm happy that you came out to us Hulk." said Tony.
"Yeah, I bet it must have been pretty difficult to tell someone about this." said Natasha.
"Not really. Hulk told Rock Man." said Hulk.
"He told you, Ben?" asked Tony.
"Yep. There was no dramatic buildup or nothing. He straight up said he was into men and that was that." said Ben.
"So, why didn't you say something or give us a hint before?" asked Thor.
"Hulk didn't think about it. Hulk just wanted to smash." said Hulk.
"And speaking of smashing, I was wondering…since you like men and I like men…how about we have some fun." said Wade in a somewhat seductive manner.
"Fun. What fun?" said Hulk.
"Grown-up stuff. Naughty stuff. NSFW stuff." said Wade.
Hulk just looked confused and everyone around him was cringing internally.
"Hulk don't understand." said Hulk.
"Can we just go to your room?" Wade asked, knowing that Hulk wasn't getting what he was saying.
"Okay. And now that Hulk home, he can be nakey again." Hulk said before taking off his jockstrap and throwing it at Ben, who caught it with ease.
"Well, big guy, let's go!" Wade said before jumping onto Hulk's back and two went inside Clint's room.
"Clint, I think they're going to have sex in your room." said Tony.
"I know. As long as it's not on my bed, I don't care." said Clint, who was pretty much done with today's events.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. It's another short chapter but I think it works for the story. I thought making Hulk gay and keeping Bruce straight would make things more interesting. The next chapter will revolve around Hulk and Wade's "shenanigans". It won't be graphic at all but you will know that they're not going to be wrestling on the bed. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.