#517: Munna
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Munna appears in front of sleeping people and eats their dreams, making them forget what the dream was about in the first place. If Munna eats a good dream, then it will release a pink-colored mist, if Munna eats a nightmare then it will release a black mist.
When looking for a mate, Munna will release a purple mist that is laced with a scent that only other Munna can smell, and can smell it from up to 5 miles away. Once a mate presents itself, Munna can then release some more mist to see what sort of dreams each other has been eating, if both mists are pink then Munna will happily accept mating.
Munna often float to the top of buildings to mate as they enjoy a nice view while mating. Male Munna like to be face to face with the female as they enjoy watching as the female Munna cries out in pleasure.
#518: Musharna
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
The mist coming out of Musharna's forehead is made up of dreams that it has eaten and can change color depending on what sort of dreams it eats. Musharna can also manipulate the mist and make it take on different shapes, depending on what was going on in the dreams it has eaten.
Musharna may appear to be constantly sleeping, but do wake up when they are ready to mate. To attract mates, Musharna can first release the same purple colored mist that Munna release and further entice the mate by making their mist take on shapes for other Musharna to enjoy.
Once awake, the mist coming from Musharna's forehead fades and they open their eyes so they can see their mate as they go along. Musharna can also release a yellow colored mist that is full of pheromones that can drive the senses of any other Musharna wild.
#519: Pidove
Type: Normal/Flying
Average penis length/design: N/A
Pidove normally live in cities and are very comfortable around humans, they can often appear in flocks in parks and large buildings. Pidove follow their trainer's commands as best as they can, but they can be forgetful, even forget a command and wait for its trainer to say it.
Pidove can even forget that it just won a mate's heart and may start the courting process all over again. Pidove often show quick signs of affection by bumping beaks together and can also be with up to 2-3 mates.
Male Pidove don't actually have a penis, instead they will mate by touching a special genital opening located where a penis would be with the female's. Pidove mating is very quick, only lasts about 30 seconds, and it is because of this that Pidove are almost seen as pests.
#520: Tranquill
Type: Normal/Flying
Average penis length/design: N/A
Tranquill have one of the most excellent senses of direction, so no matter how far they've flown from their nest or their trainer, they can always find the way back. Many believe that, deep in the forest where Tranquill live, there is a peaceful place with no war.
In this peaceful spot, Tranquill are free to live and mate free, giving little care to if anyone is watching them. To entice a mate, Tranquill will travel a long distance from their nest and find something valuable to give to its mate.
Tranquill mate by bumping genital openings with each other. Female Tranquill have one single rear orifice that they'll release waste, mate and lay eggs through while male Tranquill have a pointed opening in between their legs that's only for mating.
#521: Unfezant
Type: Normal/Flying
Average penis length/design: N/A
Male Unfezant will swing their head plumage to threaten and scare off enemies, but this plumage actually affects the male Unfezant's flight speed so female Unfezant's flying abilities surpass that of the male's.
Male Unfezant can also wave their plumage in a more seductive way to attract a mate. Should a female Unfezant detect this plumage waving from the male, it can respond by either flying away or giving the male some food to show that she is interested.
Unfezant mating is very quick, only lasts about 30 seconds, but once the mating process, which involves touching genital openings, is complete the two Unfezant lovers will often cuddle in each other's nest. Soon after mating, the male Unfezant will help the female expand her nest for the eggs to come.
#522: Blitzle
Type: Electric
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, horse cock
When thunderclouds appear, Blitzle will appear and take in any lightning that it can store in its mane. Blitzle can then discharge that electricity at any moment, causing its mane to glow, and Blitzle can use the rhythm and frequency of these flashes to communicate.
When a female Blitzle is in heat, she can make her mane glow blue, giving off a signal to any male Blitzle that's nearby that she's horny and in need. Female Blitzle will take just about any male that comes her way, that isn't to say that she won't often get more than one male Blitzle to come to her. When this happens, the competing males will have a discharging battle to see who can out shock the other.
During mating, male Blitzle can send pulses through their genitals that can stimulate the female even more. Due to the length of Blitzle's penis, however, there is a chance that it can cause a spontaneous miscarriage, in which they can simply try again.
#523: Zebstrika
Type: Electric
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, horse cock
Zebstrika have lightning-like movements and when they run at full speed, the sound of thunder can be heard. Zebstrika are very ill tempered and can shoot lighting from its mane in all directions when angered.
To attract a mate, female Zebstrika send bolts of lightning upward and into the sky, which any male Zebstrika nearby can see and run to the female. The first male Zebstrika to find the female will be given the right to mate, and any others will simply be pushed away.
Zebstrika's penis is so long that it can actually cause a miscarriage if they're not careful, especially for females with less experience with taking them. Should mating work, then female Zebstrika can put pulses of electricity through their womb that can help the eggs develop.
#524: Roggenrola
Type: Rock
Average penis length/design: N/A
Roggenrola were first discovered about a century ago in an earthquake fissure and being compressed underground for however long it has made it hard as steel. The hexagonal shaped hole in Roggenrola's face is its ear and it will often walk in the direction of the sound that it detects.
Roggenrola are brought to life when the pressure from near the Earth's mantle presses certain rocks together and give life to them over a period of about 200 years. Because of this, Roggenrola do not need to mate in order to reproduce, but can stick the brown, pointed rock on top of their head into each other's ear hole.
Whether Roggenrola like to be on top or on bottom in this situation is essentially determined by their gender, because Roggenrola have been determined to have genders. Of course, there are a few Roggenrola that like to do both giving and receiving.
#525: Boldore
Type: Rock
Average penis length/design: N/A'
Boldore rely on sound in order to navigate their way through caves, which does allow Boldore to be able to survive in the deepest, darkest of caves. Boldore contain so much energy in their core that it often comes out as orange rocks along their body, rocks that can glow if Boldore's energy reaches a breaking point.
Boldore do not mate in order to reproduce, in fact Boldore can hardly even move besides just pointing in one direction and moving side to side or front to back. Instead, female Boldore will drop a blue colored rock from an opening under her while the male Boldore goes on top of it and sprays it with a dust that essentially fertilizes it.
This 'egg' is then buried deep underground where the pressure and heat will build up and eventually give live to more Roggenrola. It can take up to 200 years for a Boldore 'egg' to hatch, but fortunately Boldore are essentially moving rocks that don't need to eat or even breathe to survive so they can wait a while.
#526: Gigalith
Type: Rock
Average penis length/design: N/A
When exposed to sunlight, Gigalith can absorb energy from the sun and convert it into its own energy in its core that it can fire as a beam of light with enough power to crush a mountain. Gigalith like to hang around construction sites and in mines, working alongside the people and helping them dig.
As mentioned with its pre evolutions, Gigalith do not need to mate in order to reproduce, instead they do a similar process as Boldore but the female Gigalith can lay up to 3 'eggs' at one point and the male's fertilization dust is much stronger and even has the smell of deep caves.
To seek arousal, however, Gigalith can break off one of the orange, energy filled rocks along their body and feed it to another, giving that mate a burst of energy and even making them feel good for a bit. This comes at a risk, however, as it takes up to a month for Gigalith to restore that rock, and the more rocks Gigalith gives, the less their power will be.
#527: Woobat
Type: Flying/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, heart shaped tip
Because Woobat do not have any eyes, it needs to send out supersonic signals form its nose that bounce back to it in an echolocation type of deal. Woobat can also leave a heart shaped mark from their nose on a wall or person, something that is said to bring people good fortune.
Because Woobat are so numerous in Unova caves, they don't entirely need to mate in order to keep their species alive, but of course many Pokémon desire that chance in life to raise an offspring of their own. Woobat look for a mate by sending out a signal with a certain pitch and frequency that only other Woobat can hear.
Woobat mating is done by the female pressing her suction cup nose to a wall as the male coming up behind her before pushing his small but effective penis into her. Because Woobat can't see, they often give little mind if other Pokémon happen to be watching them mate.
#528: Swoobat
Type: Flying/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, heart shaped tip
Swoobat emits sound waves from its nose by just swishing its tail and can make these noises with such a frequency that it can destroy rocks, making these sound waves do, however, tire Swoobat out. They say that the heart shape of Swoobat's nose can bring someone good luck.
Known as the Courting Pokémon, Swoobat are some of the most efficient mates one could ask for, able to attract and entice a mate just by emitting sound waves at a certain pitch. Anyone who comes into contact with the sound waves that a male Swoobat emits while courting, their mood is suddenly changed to very positive.
Since Swoobat can actually see, they do prefer to find a small cave to slip into to mate. Male Swoobat have a unique penis with a heart shaped tip that fits perfectly well with a female Swoobat's heart shaped vagina and vaginal canal.
#529: Drilbur
Type: Ground
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, barbed
By putting its claws together and spinning like a drill, Drilbur can dig at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour, being able to create whole tunnels with little effort. However, Drilbur's digging can also cause damage to crops, so farmers aren't the biggest fans.
Male Drilbur often compete by seeing which can dg a tunnel for the longest amount of time, something that can often take up to half an hour. Drilbur often sink their claws into enriched soil and let them sit as the minerals make their claws shinier, something that impresses other Drilbur to no extent.
Drilbur often mate within their own or each other's tunnel as the male Drilbur pushes his way into the female, using his barbs to scrape out any competitor's sperm to ensure that any younglings are their own. Drilbur build a nest by connecting their two tunnels and keeping their eggs in a rock nest.
#530: Excadrill
Type: Ground/Steel
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, barbed
Forming a drill by putting its hands on its head, Excadrill can drill through a steel plate, no matter how thick, but this does mean that Excadrill is quite troubling for subways. Excadrill build maze-like nests, 300 feet below the Earth's surface.
To make themselves look more presentable to a mate, Excadrill will lie down on enriched soil and let the minerals sink into their claws and head to make them look shinier. Excadrill can also show off by digging a tunnel in an intricate shape, something that the possible mate can figure out the shape of by traveling through.
Female Excadrill will often cling to the walls of their tunnel to mate as it tends to hold them down and gives the male Excadrill a test of strength to hold on for the rough mating process. Excadrill's penis can actually rotate in a direction of their choosing to give added pleasure to the female.
And that's all for now, folks. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Audino, Timburr, Tympole and more so stay tuned for that.
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