#531: Audino
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered
Audino uses the feelers on its ears to detect how people are feeling, using the sound of their heartbeats, and can also sense how close eggs are to hatching. Audino has some of the best hearing around, can detect even the faintest of sounds to determine what is going on around him.
Audino can also use their feelers to detect if another Pokémon is in need of a mate, something that, if no other Pokémon are available, Audino will happily offer a service. Audino rarely ever mate with other Audino, their need to help others lead them to mate with lots of different Pokémon that live in their area.
Male Audino have a special valve in their testicles that they can clench and prevent sperm from escaping upon orgasm, which prevents pregnancy, and female Audino can make special sounds to neutralize other Pokémon's sperm and prevent themselves from getting pregnant, unless Audino are genuinely wanting to help another Pokémon have an offspring.
#532: Timburr
Type: Fighting
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, humanoid
Timburr always carries around a squared log that it uses as a weapon and also help out at construction sites. As Timburr grow older, they become able to carry heavier logs, and Timburr become close to evolving when they can carry their log without any difficulty.
Timburr show off to a mate by performing intricate moves using its log, much like a sign spinner, and might use their log to smash a few rocks as well. Timburr often hold out their log for another Timburr to clash with and let that Timburr know that it agrees to mating.
Female Timburr will often lie down on their own and their mate's log during mating, as it elevates them and makes it easier for the male Timburr to line up his penis. Timburr often put their eggs inside a nest made of logs to show that those Timburr are nearby and will be less than happy if anyone messes with them.
#533: Gurdurr
Type: Fighting
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, humanoid
Using their strengthened bodies, Gurdurr wield a steel beam that it can swing with enough force to knock down buildings. Gurdurr's strength is so impressive that even the most skilled professional wrestlers can't get them to move an inch.
Gurdurr often show off their muscles to friends, but when attracting a mate, Gurdurr will utilize their steel beam by using it to knock over trees and smash rocks. Gurdurr may even lift heavy Pokémon to really show itself off.
Gurdurr may have the strength to lift a Golem that just ate too much, but it is actually very kind hearted when mating. Gurdurr knows its own strength and, especially when mating with non-fighting type Pokémon, is rather cautious about making sure it doesn't hurt its mate. When it does feel comfortable doing so, Gurdurr can mate at a rate of up to 5 thrusts per second.
#534: Conkeldurr
Type: Fighting
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, tapered
Having focused more on getting wiser than stronger, Conkeldurr doesn't rely on force to take down enemies but instead uses cylindrical concrete pillars for their attacks. It is thought that, about 2,000 years ago, Conkeldurr helped to teach people how to make concrete to utilize in brick walls and buildings.
Conkeldurr have no need to show off their physical strength when attracting a mate, instead they spin, swing and flip their concrete pillars in intricate ways to make them appear more stunning. Should all else fail, Conkeldurr can slam their concrete pillars on the ground to shatter rocks and even cause small fissures.
When mating, Conkeldurr can't thrust as fast as Gurdurr, given its older stage, but Conkeldurr can use one or both of its concrete pillars to support smaller mates for easier access to their genitals. It does take about an hour for Conkeldurr to finish mating, but when they do climax they can release an average of 8 ounces of semen with one load.
#535: Tympole
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 1 inch, tapered, bubble pattern
By vibrating its cheeks, Tympole are able to send out sound waves that human ears can't detect, but the ears of other Water Type Pokémon can pick up and know that danger is coming. Tympole also uses the rhythm of these sounds to speak to one another.
With no arms or legs, Tympole need to rely on their own sound in order to look for a mate. To do this, Tympole releases a sound that's slightly lower pitched then their danger sound that even Tympole on the other side of a wide mountain lake can hear. Tympole of both genders make the same sound, however, so getting another Tympole of the opposite gender to come to you can sometimes be tricky.
During mating, female Tympole nestle their small body on the bottom of the lake or river they live in as the male drives their small but effective penis into her. Upon orgasm, Tympole let out a much louder sound that can be confused with their danger sound so it can cause a bit of a stir.
#536: Palpitoad
Type: Water/Ground
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered, bubble pattern
Palpitoad can live in the water or on land and use their long, sticky tongue to immobilize both opponents and prey. When Palpitoad vibrate the bumps on top of their head, they can send vibrations that can cause the ground to shake.
Palpitoad attract and entice mates much in the same way as Tympole. Palpitoad vibrate the two bumps on the sides of their head, which do not send out as much vibrations to shake the ground, and send out a sound through the water or the air that Palpitoad can easily detect, and different gendered Palpitoad give out different pitched sounds so it's easier to tell who is actually calling.
Palpitoad do have the option to mate on land or in the water, but they have to keep their eggs in water as Tympole can't survive well on land. Palpitoad mating can sometimes make them unintentionally cause Magnitude 1-2 earthquakes.
#537: Seismitoad
Type: Water/Ground
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, tapered, bubble pattern
Seismitoad store power in the bumps that line their arms and head and, when they vibrate these bumps, it can increase the power of their punch, being able to turn a rock to rubble with just one punch. Seismitoad also attack using vibrations from their bumps and can release a paralyzing fluid from these bumps as well.
Rather than using sound to attract mates like its pre evolutions, Seismitoad walk onto the edge of lakes and vibrate the bumps closest to their hands and punch the ground, sending vibrations that other Seismitoad or Palpitoad can pick up and know what it means.
When male Seismitoad vibrate just the bumps on their head, those vibrations do down to their internal testicles and increases their fertility rate to ensure pregnancy. Seismitoad often mate in shallow areas of lakes as the water muffles any ground shaking vibrations that Seismitoad create while mating.
#538: Throh
Type: Fighting
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, 2 inch thick, humanoid, red
When Throh find an opponent larger than itself, all it wants to do is throw it, hence the name. The stronger Throh get, they change their belt, and when Throh tighten their belt, they become even stronger. Wild Throh often weave their belt out of vines.
Throh are an all-male Pokémon species that rely on females of other Fighting Type Pokémon for mating and reproducing, though its not unheard of for two Throh to be spotted mating in desperate times. Throh attract mates by throwing and sometimes juggling large rocks in impressive ways.
The robe that Throh wears is given to it at birth, and when Throh takes off its robe, which it only does to mate, its power weakens so wild Throh have to mate quickly before any enemies come their way. Throh will often toss up and flip their mate as they decide to switch between its mate's mouth and vagina.
#539: Sawk
Type: Fighting
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, humanoid, blue
Desiring the strongest karate chop, Sawk will often seclude themselves on mountains and train for days on end without sleeping, and disturbing Sawk when its training angers it like one wouldn't believe. When Sawk tie up their belt, it gets them pumped and makes their punches more destructive.
Because Sawk are only male, they need to find females of other Pokémon species to reproduce, often going for other Fighting Type Pokémon like Gurdurr or Meinshao. Sawk often attracts mates by chopping trees down with its hands and competing Sawk will often chop at each other until one loses its belt.
Mating requires Sawk to take off its robe, which weakens it, and keeps them from training so anyone that Sawk mates with will have to deal with a very quick mating session before Sawk gets right back to training, even training naked if it's really short on time.
#540: Sewaddle
Type: Grass/Bug
Average penis length/design: 1 ½ inch, leaf shape
Sewaddle make clothes for themselves by chewing off leaves and sticking them to itself using its own sticky saliva, and new born Sewaddle have their leaves passed down from Leavanny. It's because of this that Sewaddle is quite popular for fashion designers.
To make themselves look more attractive for mates, Sewaddle will chew at their leaf clothes and make them look as elegant, well elegant for Sewaddle standards, as possible. Male Sewaddle will often chew and cut their leaves to look like an elegant hat while female Sewaddle will wrap their whole body in leaves.
Sewaddle mate within the low branches of trees, sometimes doing so while hanging off of branches with strands of their sticky saliva. Sewaddle have a leaf shaped penis that fit perfectly into the female Sewaddle's leaf shaped vaginal walls. Sewaddle semen is very sticky and most Sewaddle eggs are kept on a bed of leaves.
#541: Swadloon
Type: Grass/Bug
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, leaf shape
Swadloon prefer dark, damp forest floors where they will spend most of their day eating leaves, and forests that Swadloon live in have superb foliage because they create tons of plant enriching nutrients form the leaves they eat. When it gets cold, Swadloon will wrap themselves up in leaves to help keep them warm.
Swadloon can walk, but they don't move much on a day to day basis, but in the springtime they will wave their leaves to release a sweet smelling aroma that can attract other Swadloon and bring them in for mating.
Swadloon will wrap themselves up in each other's leaf clothes during mating, letting the heat of each other's body warm them up and get them excited.
#542: Leavanny
Type: Grass/Bug
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, leaf shaped
Upon finding small Pokémon, Leavanny will weave them clothes out of leaves by cutting them with its arms and sticking them together with a sticky silk from their mouth. When defending their nest, Leavanny can slash at foes with their sharp leaf arms.
Leavanny entice mates by twirling and spinning in an elegant way, utilizing large leaves and simply making themselves look good. To add to the effect, Leavanny will put dabs of their silk onto the leaves, which smell sweet as honey.
Leavanny will often dig their leaf hands into tree trunks during mating, clinging onto the trunks as they allow the male to penetrate them. Leavanny keep their eggs warm using the heat from fermenting leaves, and it will make warm wrappings for Sewaddle out of leaves.
And thank you for reading all the Sexdex entries up until this point. The next chapter will feature Pokemon such as Venipede, Cottonee, Petilil and others so stay tuned for that.
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