#543: Venipede
Type: Bug/Poison
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, spike
Venipede are brutally aggressive and will bite the large bird Pokémon that try to prey them, injecting a paralyzing poison. Venipede get a sense of the world and detects where enemies are and what they're doing by using the feelers on their head and tail to sense vibrations nearby.
Venipede also use their feelers when looking for a mate. When female Venipede are in heat, their body starts to tremble with the need for mating building up inside of them, something that nearby male Venipede can pick up with their feelers and go to offer mating by touching feelers with each other.
Male Venipede often bite their mate as they mate with them, which does send a tingling sensation through the female Venipede's body and make her feel even better. Venipede's aggression can lead them to mate hard and fast out of the gate before releasing sticky semen into the female.
#544: Whirlipede
Type: Bug/Poison
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, swirl design going from base to tip.
Whirlipede don't move very often, they tend to store energy as they await evolution, but if predators approach, Whirlipede will roll towards the opponent and stab them with poison spikes. Should Whirlipede fall onto its side, unless someone comes by to tilt it back up, then it has to remain there until it evolves.
Since Whirlipede can't move, they simply can't mate. The only holes in their shell that they have are their two eye holes on the sides, that's it, Whirlipede don't even have a way of moving inside their shell without rolling so masturbation isn't even an option.
If Whirlipede already had a mate before evolving, then that mate will stay with Whirlipede and offer protection from predators, but again they cannot mate, so Whirlipede show affection by touching their mate with the feelers on their shell.
#545: Scolipede
Type: Bug/Poison
Average penis length/design: 12 inch, barbed
Scolipede are highly aggressive and will dig into opponents using the claws on their neck before injecting them with a deadly poison. Scolipede are also very quick and will chase opponents down before stabbing them with the horns on its head.
Able to mate again, Scolipede show quick affection to mates by rubbing their long necks with each other. To attract mates, Scolipede will roll themselves into a ball and coat the horns on their head and tail in their venomous saliva, making them look shinier.
Scolipede often inject venom into each other before mating, which acts as an aphrodisiac for these giant centipedes. During mating, male Scolipede thrust into the female with such high speed with his sharp, barbed penis that the female can barely keep up with his fast speed.
#546: Cottonee
Type: Grass/Fairy
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered, cotton pubes
Cottonee escape from attacks by shooting cotton into the air, which serves as a decoy as they make their escape. Cottonee are always drifting and pretty much go wherever the wind takes them. On rainy days, Cottonee become heavier and slower and will take shelter under trees or logs.
Cottonee always feel more at ease in groups which can consist of both genders, so finding mates isn't really a challenge for them. Cottonee are very open about mating and will pretty much mate with others in the group out in the open, regardless of gender.
Two Cottonee mating is like having sex while surrounding yourself and your partner in pillows, their cotton soft bodies often just drift along as the male Cottonee pushes his small penis into the female, giving little care as to where they end up.
#547: Whismicott
Type: Grass/Fairy
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered, cotton pubes
Much like the wind, Whismicott can slip through even the smallest, thinnest of gaps and leaves cotton balls behind wherever it goes. Whismicott are rather mischievous and will often slip themselves through gaps into people's houses to move furniture and cause leave balls of cotton everywhere.
Female Whismicott attract mates by releasing cotton balls laced with an aroma that only male Whismicott can smell. The male Whismicott can use the scented cotton to help guide them to the female and then offer mating by giving her some of his cotton balls to smell, not balls as in testicles.
Whismicott often mate while hiding in thin cracks as they find that provides the most amount privacy. If you ever see two fairly large balls of cotton stuck in some cracks, then it's often two Whismicott mating.
#548: Petilil
Type: Grass
Average Vaginal Depth: 2 inch, leaf shaped uterus
Petilil live in areas with moist, rich soil, so anywhere Petilil lives is often a great place to grow plants. The leaves on Petilil's head are very bitter and can refresh a tired body with just one taste, and these leaves can always grow back even if they fall off.
To attract a mate, Petilil will sink roots out of the bottom of their feet and absorb nutrients to make their head leaves look even glossier, shinier and more lively. If a Petilil has already had all of its leaves either picked or fallen off, then they'll have to wait for the leaves to grow back if they want to entice a mate.
Since Petilil are all-female, they rely on small male Grass Type Pokémon such as Cottonee for mates. Before mating, Petilil will often take a bite of their own leaf which sends waves of pleasure into their head.
#549: Lilligant
Type: Grass
Average Vaginal Depth: 7 inch, flower shaped uterus
The flower on Lilligant's head may be gorgeous, but is very difficult to maintain, even for veteran trainers and breeders and can wither very easily. This flower, when bloomed, releases a fragrance that has a very calming effect, so Lilligant is often used with meditators.
In the wild, Lilligant are left on their own to take care of their flower, which is what they often use for attracting mates as, when Lilligant are in heat, the flower gets a muskier hint to their aroma which can attract other male Grass Type Pokémon. Lilligant are all-female, and are a bit picky about which male they want to be with. If their mate is capable of taking care of Lilligant's flower, then they're good.
Lilligant often dig roots into the ground while mating to give leverage for their mate. Lilligant have a unique 5 petal flower shaped uterus and can move eggs into one of each chamber if they desire multiple offspring.
#550: Basculin
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
Depending on the area they live in, Basculin will have either red or blue eyes and stripes on their head, and Basculin of two different colors usually do not get along, but sometimes a Basculin of one school may mingle with one of the other. Basculin are very hostile and will attack on instant.
Basculin are also tasty and therefore have been overbred to the point where they have become pests in Unova rivers and waters, so Basculin really don't have a need to reproduce, but many do desire to have their own offspring. Basculin only mate with those in the same eye and stripe color, and can entice mates by swimming around them in a specific way.
Basculin with red stripes tend to enjoy mating hard and fast out of the gate while Basculin with blue stirpes like to take their time a bit and enjoy it.
#551: Sandile
Type: Ground/Dark
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, crocodilian shape
Sandile live hidden in the hot sands of deserts and dry areas, keeping their nose and eyes poked above the sand to detect when prey or enemies are nearby. A black film covers Sandile's eyes and protects their eyes from the sunlight.
Sandile often travel along under the sand's surface, and should two Sandile of the opposite gender happen to bump into each other, they'll leap out of the sand and the male Sandile can choose to either fight the female or ask to be a mate by leaning in and opening its mouth wide, which the female Sandile and reply by opening her mouth.
Sandile often mate on top of the sand as sand inside even a female Sandile's vagina does not feel very good. Male Sandile have a penis that is very springy and there is a bone inside that makes it always erect, even when inside its genital slit.
#552: Krokorok
Type: Ground/Dark
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, crocodilian shape
Krokorok have a special thin membrane that surrounds their eyes and protects their eyes from sunlight, sandstorms, and can sense heat so Krokorok can also see in the dark.
Krokorok live in groups of a few individuals and these groups often have both genders and they are very open about mating amongst their group. In the evening, when the sun has set but the sand is still warm, Krokorok will have a group mating session where they'll each end up with multiple partners, even same gender partners.
Should a rare lone Krokorok happen to wander in to a group mating, the Krokorok of the group will stop mating and challenge the loner to battle the strongest of the group, should that loner win then he or she will deserve the right to mate.
#553: Krookodile
Type: Ground/Dark
Average penis length/design: 11 inch, crocodilian shape
A very violent Pokémon, Krookodile will leap onto anything that moves in front of it and clamp down with their very powerful jaw. Krookodile can expand and compress the focus of its eyes, able to see things in the distance as if it was wearing binoculars.
Krookodile's expandable vision also comes into play when they are looking for a mate. If a Krookodile spots another in the distance, it will zoom in on that Krookodile and decide whether or not if finds it to be attractive enough.
Krookodile don't really ask others to be a mate so much as they go up to them and get to mating without so much as saying hi. Female Krookodile are very much aware of the male's aggression, and are always prepared to fight back if they do not desire mating. Krookodile penises are very springy and are always erect.
#554: Darumaka
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, humanoid
While Darumaka's internal fire is burning, it cannot stop moving, and when this fire diminishes, Darumaka will fall asleep. Darumaka's droppings stay hot for so long that people will put them inside their clothes during cold nights.
Darumaka's energy when its flame is hot can sometimes lead to sexual tension which can allow it to offer mating with just about anything it comes across. Darumaka entice a mate by offering some of its droppings as a means and promise to keep them warm.
Darumaka's internal fire usually goes out as soon as they are done mating, but Darumaka can normally last for about 4-5 20 minute long mating sessions, so mating with Darumaka can be tiring as it is fun.
#554: Galarian Darumaka
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, humanoid
Living in the snowy areas of the Galar region, Galarian Darumaka's fire sac has long since cooled down to the point where it gives of cold instead of heat. Galarian Darumaka can freeze their breath to make snowballs which they can use in playful snowball fights.
Galarian Darumaka entice a mate by offering some of its ice cold droppings as a gift offering, which the other Galarian Darumaka can respond to by making fresh droppings to give to the first to confirm that it is interested.
Male Galarian Darumaka can freeze the air around their mate to keep them on the ground as the male drives his penis into the mate. Galarian Darumaka keep their eggs in a nest surrounded by their own droppings to keep the eggs cold as possible.
#555: Darmanitan
Type: Fire, Fire/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, humanoid
Darmanitan's internal fire burns at 2,500 degrees F, giving it enough power to destroy a large truck with just one punch. Should Darmanitan become weak from battle, its body will harden into a stone-like form where it will focus its mind.
When in their Zen mode, Darmanitan can use its mind to search the area its in for any potential mate it can find. Once it has found a desirable mate, Darmanitan will go back into its standard form and entice a mate by displaying its fire power and strength.
Darmanitan can't do much in their Zen form, much less mate, so they have to be in their standard form to mate. Darmanitan are pretty rough when it comes to mating, their internal fire leads them to going hard and rough with little time to recover.
#555: Galarian Darmanitan
Type: Ice, Ice/Fire
Average penis length/design: 8 ½ inch, humanoid
Galarian Darmanitan store food in the snowball on top of their head and when attacking they can quickly freeze this snowball before head-butting their opponent. When enraged, the fire sac inside Galarain Darmanitan will reignite, causing it to fire flames out of the top of its head.
Galarian Darmanitan become very hostile in their Zen mode, which is why they never bring this mode out when enticing a mate. Galarian Darmanitan will build small homes out of snow for mates to show their will to protect them.
During mating, Galarian Darmanitan may heat up to the point where their Zen mode will come out, causing them to mate much harder and faster, something that female Galarian Darmanitan are very much accustomed to. Once in their Zen mode, however, Galarain Darmanitan can't stop until that flame is extinguished.
#556: Maractus
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, barbed
Maractus moves in a very rhythmic way, making their arms sound like maracas. This sound can cause bird Pokémon, which feed on the seeds that grow on Maractus, to flee.
Maractus's sound is also their main strategy for attracting mates. Maractus will shake their body in a slower and more sensual way so that any other nearby Maractus can hear it and walk up to see that Maractus showing itself off and seducing them.
Male Maractus have a barbed penis that is made out of the same material as their body spines, so unless you can handle a bunch of needles going inside you…you'll probably want to stay away from a Maractus during mating season.
#557: Dwebble
Type: Bug/Rock
Average penis length/design: ½ inch, tapered
When Dwebble finds a rock that it likes, it will use a liquid that it secrets from its mouth to drill a hole into the rock that it will crawl into. Should this rock break, then Dwebble will become very agitated until it finds a new rock.
Dwebble's rock is their life, and Dwebble spend a bit of time rubbing the rock in sand to polish it and make it look shinier, which helps it entice a mate. When two Dwebble that like each other meet, they will first go around and tap each other's rock to see if they like how it feels and looks.
Dwebble often slip out of their rock to mate, which leaves them vulnerable to enemies so they need to mate quickly and get back into their rock as soon as they can. Female Dwebble can sometimes slip into their own rock and the male can enter her vagina through there, making the male Dwebble look like it's actually penetrating a rock.
#558: Crustle
Type: Bug/Rock
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Crustle possesses a lot of strength, enough strength to carry around slabs of rock for many days, even when crossing through arid land. Competing Crustle will go at each other until one Crustle's rock cracks, after which that Crustle will feel weaker.
Crustle will dig themselves deep into the ground and absorb geothermal energy to make their rock slabs even shinier and harder. Crustle mates will smack rock slabs against each other to test durability, strength but also the sound that they make when the rocks collide.
Crustle often take off their stone slabs when mating, which leaves them vulnerable, however Crustle still take the time to enjoy the mating session and let each other feel the love and passion that they have to give. Crustle eggs are often laid in a nest of rocks so the Dwebble babies can have a good rock to start with.
And that is that for that chapter.
If you've made it this far, then I thank you. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Scraggy, Sigilyph, Yamask and more so stay tuned for that.
Bye!