#559: Scraggy
Type: Dark/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Proud of a sturdy skull, Scraggy will headbutt anything that makes eye contact with it without even thinking. Scraggy's skin is very elastic and it can reduce damage by folding the skin around its legs up to its neck.
Respect for Scraggy is determined by the sagginess of their skin, the saggier the better, so Scraggy with especially saggy skin get more of the rights for food, mates, etc. Lesser Scraggy will often headbutt their way up the social hierarchy, not getting much further than the Scraggy next to their own level, so those Scraggy often have to settle for lesser mates.
Scraggy show affection by bumping their large heads together, making the sound of clanking wooden balls, and will lower the skin around their legs to reveal their genitals when mating. Scraggy often mate in dark alleyways and corners, but Scraggy higher up in their rank will tend to mate in full view of others.
#560: Scrafty
Type: Dark/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
Groups of Scrafty will beat up anything that enters their territory by using either their powerful kicks, which can smash concrete blocks, or by spitting an acidic liquid from their mouth. To protect itself from attacks, Scrafty will pull its shed skin around its legs and neck which shield it from damage.
Groups of Male Scrafty feel as though female Scrafty aren't as strong as themselves, so they often exclude them from their group outside of mating season. Social hierarchy for Scrafty is based on the size of their head crest, the larger the crest, the more dominant the Scrafty.
To mate, the highest male Scrafty will take the most attractive female to a dark alley to mate with them by lowering the skin around their legs and pushing his penis into her vagina for a very simple mating session. Lesser Scrafty settle for lesser females, often resulting in hatchlings that become out casted from the group, unless they are male.
#561: Sigilyph
Type: Psychic/Flying
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, trident shape
Guardians of an ancient city, Sigilyph use psychic abilities to attack any invaders of their territory. Sigilyph never vary in the route in which they fly, because their memory of guarding this city remains steadfast.
Since Sigilyph have to stay on guard at all times, mating is rarely on their mind, but they do know that they need to reproduce in order to keep their city under protection. Sigilyph attract mates by sending psychic waves from the two eyes on their central body, calling out for any other Sigilyph of the opposite gender.
If two Sigilyph fly on different routes, then they simply will never become mates, but Sigilyph that fly on the same route can easily become mates. Sigilyph genitals are tucked in a special hole just above their tail, and Sigilyph penises are shaped much like a trident, similar to their tail, and can fire semen from multiple spots at once.
#562: Yamask
Type: Ghost
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, curled, black
Yamask arose from the spirits of people encased in graves centuries ago. Yamask carry around a mask of the face that they had when they were human, and sometimes look at the face and cry.
Yamask, like all Ghost Type Pokémon, do not need to mate as they simply come about as people die, but mating is a rather fun activity for them and keeps their mind off of the sad memories they have of when they were alive. Yamask look at the face mask of each other to determine whether or not they are attractive.
Yamask's penis is curled, much like their tail, and can uncurl it at will to re-curl it inside the female Yamask's curled vaginal walls. Female Yamask can't get pregnant, since they are ghosts, but every time one Yamask climaxes into another, it causes another spirit of the recently deceased to arise and become a new Yamask.
#562: Galarian Yamask
Type: Ground/Ghost
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, curled, red
Galarain Yamask came about when a clay slab with cursed engravings took possession of Yamask. It is said that this slab draws absorbs dark energy from Galarian Yamask, making Galrian Yamask angrier and more vicious.
Galarian Yamask are often seen wandering the deserts of the Galar region, searching for either a new host to curse or for a mate that it can combine curses with to cause more havoc. Galarian Yamask can touch clay slabs to absorb each other's memories and see if they could be a mate.
Galarian Yamask often clash clay slabs during mating, sending out dark waves that can make people and Pokémon nearby do harm to others. Galarian Yamask can't reproduce, since they are ghosts, but can clash their clay slabs over graves to bring new Galarian Yamask about.
#563: Cofagrigus
Type: Ghost
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, prehensile, gas cloud
When closed, Cofagrigus may appear to be an ordinary coffin, but get too close and Cofagrigus will open up and pull you in with one of its four arms, trapping you inside and mummifying you. However, you don't need to worry too much since Cofagrigus only really do this to grave robbers.
Cofagrigus's outer coffin is mostly made of pure gold, as that's what they eat, and the further into the earth a Cofagrigus is buried, the shinier the coffin. Since they don't move much, Cofagrigus don't mate like most other Pokémon. What they do is, every now and then a male and female Cofagrigus will meet and share a body of a grave robber they caught.
The female Cofagrigus will strip the deceased robber of its clothes and while the male inserts its 'penis', which is more like one of its arms without any fingers, into the human and mess with that human's spirit a bit to make it stay on Earth, the female Cofagrigus also steals the human's face for the Yamask to come. The female Cofagrigus then holds that human in her coffin for a few months as that human is turned into a new Yamask.
#564: Tirtouga
Type: Water/Rock
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, turtle penis shape
100 million years ago, Tirtouga would roam the warm seas of ancient Unova and would sometimes go onto land to search for prey. Recently restored from a fossil shaped much like its shell, Tirtouga is thought to be able to dive down to depths of up to half a mile below the surface.
It's not entirely sure how Tirtouga would attract mate in the time that it once lived in, but through research we know that Tirtouga will often roll around in sand to let the minerals buff out their shell and make it shinier. Tirtouga also perform a special mating dance that involves them flapping their flippers up and down, alternating left and right.
Tirtouga can't move much more than flopping around and their flippers can't exactly grip much, so male Tirtouga often don't have a whole lot of leverage when mating so they often have to bite down on the upper edge of their mate's shell to keep them in place as they drive their penis into the female.
#565: Carracosta
Type: Water/Rock
Average penis length/design: 13 inch, turtle penis shape
Carracosta has constructed its sturdy shell by crunching on and swallowing the shells and bones of its prey using its incredibly powerful jaws. Active on both land and sea, Carracosta drags any land based prey into the water to finish it off before devouring every last bit of it, bones and all.
With such a knack for bone crunching, it's no surprise that Carracosta often court by first sharing the bones of its prey with another. This is actually a sign of respect as the bones are what fuel Carracosta's shell and is seen as a sign of a need to protect.
Carracosta can mate either in the water or on land, but they have to lay their eggs on land as baby Tirtouga often have a harder time getting around in deeper water and need to teach themselves how to walk on land first. Male Carracosta often lay their heavy body on the female, who are more than strong enough to support them, as they drive their long penis into the female.
#566: Archen
Type: Rock/Flying
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered
Revived from a fossil shaped like a feather, Archen is thought to be the ancestor to all bird Pokémon. Archen's wings aren't sturdy enough for flight yet, so it moves around by hopping along tree tops and will spread its wings down to glide down to prey before sweeping it up.
As expected, Archen's mating habits is very similar to that of many bird Pokémon alive today. Archen will travel to another's nest to see if he or she has a mate already and, if not, if that Archen would like to mate. Archen often share food with a mate and offer to help build their nest as a sign of protection.
During mating, Archen will climb up to a higher branch on the tree that either of their nest is on and the male Archen will often stimulate the female by rubbing its tail feathers along her cloaca. Archen gestation only lasts about a week before the egg is laid, but this still gives the soon to be Archen parents plenty of time to get their nest set up and ready to go.
#567: Archeops
Type: Rock/Flying
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
Archeops's legs are much stronger than its wings which means that it can run much faster than it can fly and will often take a running start before flying. Archeops are very intelligent and are able to cooperate with others to catch prey.
These days, Archeops have been allowed to roam free in the modern world, but a few do stay behind to be researched. Wild Archeops will demonstrate mating potential by first running as fast as it can for a potential mate before flying in a few simple circles around that mate. It might not be that impressive, but given that Archeops are more about running than flying, they do what they can to get by.
Archeops's sturdy legs make them natural born breeders as an average male Archeops can mate at speeds of up to 10 thrusts per second once it gets going. Female Archeops love to mate on their back as they find it really allows the male to go as fast as he want.
#568: Trubbish
Type: Poison
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, trash rod
Trubbish originally came about as trash bags mixed with toxic waste to cause a chemical reaction that gave life to these living trash bags. Trubbish live in unsanitary places where you can find trash everywhere and belch a poison gas that can put you to sleep for a week if you inhale it.
Trubbish, along with Grimer and Koffing, make up what is known as the pollution trio as they each represent a form of pollution with Grimer being water pollution, Trubbish being land pollution and Koffing being air pollution.
Unsurprisingly, Trubbish's toxic belch is exactly what they use when enticing a mate. Before walking up to a mate, Trubbish will eat a bunch of fruit scraps, which makes them belch more than anything, before going up to the other Trubbish and belching right into their face. The potential mate then decides if that other Trubbish is worthy of being a mate based on the stench, color and strength of said belch.
Trubbish's genitals are located within their trash bag bodies, just between their feet, so they need to tear open part of their bag in order to get mating going. Trubbish's trash bag is easily repairable, it's basically their skin and can heal over time. Trubbish will often mate on top of piles of trash as the combination of odors really gets them going.
#569: Garbodor
Type: Poison
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, trash rod
Garbodor consumes large amounts of garbage which gives their toxic belch a variety of stenches and strength. Garbodor can shoot toxic gas from the fingertips on their right hand and clench opponents in their left before finishing them off with their belch.
When looking for a mate, Garbodor will look through heaps of garbage for 'treasures', which are often old children's toys, clothes, toxic waste barrels, etc. that they can give to a mate as a gift. After that other Garbodor gives something back of equal or greater value, they will then shoot poisonous gas from their fingertips at each other and gage the stench to see if they really like each other.
Trubbish and Garbodor alike have a penis that is mostly formed out of garbage and their semen is basically toxic sludge that, once it enters a female Garbodor's vagina which looks like a slit amongst their garbage body, fuses with its DNA and makes new Trubbish. Expecting Garbodor always have an intact trash bag ready for when their children arrive.
#570: Zorua
Type: Dark
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, knotted
To protect itself from enemies, Zorua will change itself to look like other Pokémon or even people as a means to trick them. Zorua often transforms into a silent child as they enjoy being in that form, but there really isn't a limit as to what they will transform into.
Since Zorua's transformation ability is so perfect, you'd think that it's a bit tricky for them to find a mate, but actually it's quite easy as Zorua are easily able to sniff out other Zorua, even in their transformed state. Zorua are often timid Pokémon, but they'll put that nature to the side when attracting a mate, turning themselves around and heavily grooming themselves to make them look as attractive as possible.
While Zorua can take the form of other Pokémon, for some reason it can't seem to be able to take on the genitals of other Pokémon or people and as such they're left with their own original genitals, so if you see say a Pansage with a canine penis then you'll likely know what's up. Zorua mating happens rather quickly and often has a lot of passion with the male Zorua biting down on the female to keep her steady.
#571: Zoroark
Type: Dark
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, reverse knotted
Stories say that those who try to catch Zoroark will be cursed and trapped with an illusion as a punishment, but a bond with Zoroark is also very strong as it will go to the ends of the Earth to protect its nest or its trainer. Zoroark are masters at tricking large groups of people and Pokémon by disguising itself as other Pokémon.
Zoroark are such masters at their transformative illusions that they can even take on the scent of other Pokémon, making finding a mate a bit trickier than for Zorua. Zoroark can be found swiping through the pitch black night of the New Moon, looking for any mate that happens to come its way, be it another Zoroark or not.
Zoroark are very quick to go from meet to mate, often don't even bother asking its mate about itself or even if it already has a mate, and Zoroark have a unique reverse knotted penis/vice grip vagina that, once inside or latched on, that mate has no chance of escaping until Zoroark is satisfied, no sooner no later.
#572: Minccino
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 3 ½ inch, tapered
Minccino prefer a very tidy habitat and will often sweep up and dust their home using their tail as a broom. Minccino greet each other by grooming one another thoroughly with their tails.
Since Minccino are already grooming each other with their tails just by greeting, it's no surprise that mating almost comes as second nature for these little mice. To make themselves look even more attractive, Minccino will rub their tail along bushes to clean them even further before brushing up themselves all over.
Because of their bipedal stance, Minccino are open to about as many sexual positions as humans, but a few of their favorites are missionary, doggy style and, if they aren't trying to get pregnant, 69. Immediately after mating, Minccino will get right to cleaning themselves of sexual fluids.
#573: Cinccino
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tapered
Cinccino's white fur is coated in a special oil that helps to prevent static electricity build up, deflect dust and also deflect some physical attacks such as punches. Cinccino's fur is very soft and pleasant to touch, this is a result of constant grooming and maintenance of their fur.
Cinccino often entice a mate by brushing their white fur against their mate, getting the oils on the fur onto them which, when female Cinccino are in heat, also release a sweet aroma that can turn on any of the rare male Cinccino. However, since Cinccino have such a high female population, it's not uncommon for two female Cinccino to hook up during mating season.
Cinccino mating happens rather quickly, but during which their soft fur are constantly rubbing against each other, which just makes the whole mating process feel that much better. Just like their pre evolution, Cinccino are quick to clean themselves off once mating is complete.
#574: Gothita
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, humanoid
Gothita use their ribbon like feelers to increase their psychic power. Gothita are always intently looking at something, supposedly seeing stuff that most people can't, and sometimes Gothita look so hard that they don't even notice an incoming attack.
With a 3/1 female population, Gothita have to be rather careful with who they decide to mate with as male Gothita can be a bit more aggressive and may use their psychic abilities to hold down unnoticing females. Female Gothita can combat this by using their own psychic abilities, assuming they can react quick enough, to neutralize sperm and prevent pregnancy.
When they actually want to get pregnant, female Gothita will look like it's just staring at its mate as it likes to mate on its back, but really it's just Gothita looking through it's mate's mind to find qualities that could lead to good offspring.
#575: Gothorita
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, humanoid
Starlight is the main source of Gothorita's power and they say that Gothorita makes friends by controlling the minds of sleeping children on starry nights, not even caring if those children make it back home come morning. Gothorita also mark star positions by floating stones with their psychic abilities.
While Gothorita are mostly active at night, it's during the day when they like to look for mates as the light of the sun tends to dull their normal psychic power but amplify feelings of lust. Gothorita can't control the minds of other Psychic Pokémon, so they attract other Pokémon by levitating and arranging stones in special ways.
Gothorita are also capable of neutralizing sperm inside their vagina to prevent rape, but they can take it one step further by temporarily sterilizing the sperm in a male's testicles for exactly 24 hours, during which any male cannot get anyone else pregnant. Gothorita only mate to get pregnant when THEY are ready, no sooner no later.
#576: Gothitelle
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, humanoid
Using the placement and movement of the stars, Gothitelle can predict the future and even predict its trainer's lifespan, making it cry at times when it knows this. Gothitelle can also use intense psychic powers to distort space and make star clusters thousands of light years away visible to the naked eye.
Gothitelle can also use their future predicting powers to know which point in time either a mate will come to it or it will find a mate. Once Gothitelle has found a mate with a reasonable lifespan, then it will lure that mate in by distorting space to show stellar star arrangements.
Gothitelle mating is done on clear, starry nights when the energy from the stars sink into them and amplify their libido. The actual mating is very similar to that of human mating, given Gothitelle's humanoid form, and given their psychic powers, the possibilities for different mating positions are truly endless.
#577: Solosis
Type: Pyschic
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, diamond shape
Because Solosis's body is covered in a special liquid, they are able to survive in any environment, no matter the severity be it heat, cold, pollution, altitude, ocean depth, you name it. Solosis can even survive naked in the vacuum of space. However, a heavy blow could cause this liquid to leak out, making Solosis extremely vulnerable.
When Solosis sees a mate that it likes, it will then use psychic power to get into its mate's mind and show that mate what sort of breed able qualities it possesses. Without any arms or legs, this tactic really is the only one that Solosis has.
Solosis's penis is tucked inside a slit just underneath their round body and that 'mouth' that you may see on female Solosis is actually a special orifice that they breathe, mate and lay eggs through, so Solosis mating does look just like a blowjob. When almost ready to lay eggs, female Solosis will have inflated to about twice their size, but they do use the aid of their psychic abilities to ease the pain of egg laying.
#578: Duosion
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, dual, diamond shape
Upon evolution, Duosion's brain is divided into two, which, while Duosion's brains may be thinking the same thoughts, it can often try to perform two actions at once. This split brain does, however, amplify Duosion's psychic power by a ton.
Duosion's dual brain pretty much always agrees on everything, especially when it comes to mates. When Duosion sees a mate that it likes, it will try to make itself look more attractive by using psychic power to lift heavy boulders and such.
Now, Duosion's brain isn't the only thing that splits upon evolution, their penis also splits into two and one penis is connected to each brain, so Duosion is fully capable of having an orgasm through just one or both penises at a time, and it can last twice as long. However, female Duosion still only possess one face orifice, so they often have to switch between penises for full satisfaction.
#579: Reuniclus
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, dual, diamond shape
Surprisingly intelligent, Reuniclus are able to use their arms, which are covered in the liquid that allows them to survive anywhere, to grab things with the grip strength that can crush boulders. When Reuniclus shake hands, a network forms between their brains, amplifying their psychic power.
Upon evolution, female Reuniclus develop a second orifice just between their legs that becomes their vagina, so they're a bit more open to mating than their pre-evolutions. Reuniclus offer mating by first joining hands with another Reuniclus to see if they have mating qualities that they're looking for.
Female Reuniclus are able to move their head down to just above their vagina, allowing male Reuniclus to enter both their mouth and vagina at the same time using their dual penises. To lay eggs, female Reuniclus have to move the liquid that covers their body aside so the egg doesn't extend the liquid out so much that it bursts.
And that will be that for this chapter.
Thank you for reading up to this point, make sure to check out Sexdex Gens 1-4 if you haven't. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Ducklett, Vanillite, Deerling and more so stay tuned for that.
Bye!