#580: Ducklett
Type: Water/Flying
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, corkscrew shaped
Ducklett are much better at swimming then they are at flying, and will happily swim down to find its favorite food, peat moss. When attacked, Ducklett will spray its opponents with water using its wings and use the mist to make its escape.
Ducklett will first entice a mate by offering a bit of moss to share, and that other Ducklett can respond to this by either taking the moss and swimming down to get some of its own moss for that initial Ducklett or by simply swimming/flying away. Once moss has been exchanged, Ducklett will lightly peck at each other with their bill as a sign of affection and to get tiny bugs off of each other.
Ducklett have a corkscrew shaped penis that can spring into action at a moment's notice, but female Ducklett are just as quick to respond to feeling a penis in her corkscrew shaped vagina, so she has deposits along her vaginal walls that are essentially dead ends to Ducklett sperm, preventing rape. Female Ducklett only mate when they are ready, but when they do mate it is a very loving time.
#581: Swanna
Type: Water/Flying
Average penis length/design: 15 inch, corkscrew shaped
Despite their elegant appearance, Swanna can beat their wings strong, causing them to fly for thousands of miles at a time and, once they spot prey or an enemy, Swanna will will whip their long necks and peck with their long, powerful bill.
At dusk, Swanna will dance to the almost set sun and the Swanna in the middle is always the group leader. During the peak of summer, Swanna will have a few babysit the Ducklett hatchlings while the adult Swanna perform a group mating dance where the leader Swanna decides which will be his or her mate, sometimes taking multiple mates at once.
Swanna have one of the largest penises compared to body size of all Unova Pokémon and it can spring into an erection at any given moment. Female Swanna have multiple sections of their corkscrew shaped vagina, some lead to eggs and others don't, and Swanna can clench and unclench these endings at will to ensure that the right males impregnate her. However, due to this, female Swanna can easily have 3-4 eggs at once.
#582: Vanillite
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 1 inch, icicle
Theoretically, Vanillite are formed from icicles that have been bathed with the energy of the sun but sleep buried in the snow. Vanillite's breath is -58 degrees Farenheit and this breath allows Vanillite to create ice crystals from the moisture in the air.
Since Vanillite are formed from sunlight, they don't rely on mating in order to reproduce, but most Vanillite form groups of both genders and will often mate within these groups. During clear, cold winter nights, Vanillite groups will come out and have a bit of an orgy amongst each other.
Vanillite's genitals are tucked under the part that one considers to be their 'cone' and they can remove this cone to begin the mating process. Vanillite semen is cold as ice, but that's more than perfect for female Vanillite as they enjoy the cold.
#583: Vanillish
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, icicle
Vanillish can cool down particles in the air to form ice crystals, which Vanillish can use for both attacking foes but also to surround themselves to make their escape. Vanillish live in snowy mountains and during the summer they'll stay towards the peaks where it's the coldest.
Vanillite might not have a need to mate in order to reproduce since they're formed from the sun's rays, but Vanillish do have this option if they please. Vanillish can remove their lower part, or cone, to reveal their genitals underneath and get their mating on.
Male Vanillish release semen that shines as bright as sunlight which is needed to fertilize a female Vanillish's eggs and give life to new Vanillite. The downside to this is that female Vanillish have to keep their cone off while pregnant as they'd simply weigh themselves down so they're much more vulnerable.
#584: Vanilluxe
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, dual icicle
By swallowing large amounts of water, Vanilluxe can create snow clouds inside their bodies that, when both heads are angry, it can expel a blizzard, burying everything around it in snow. It is also thought that Vanilluxe are formed when two Vanillish become fused together.
Vanilluxe are a rare kind of Pokémon that doesn't need to mate in order to reproduce, but still has that option, and since the two Vanillish that make up Vanilluxe are always the same gender but have different minds, it's not uncommon for Vanilluxe to have multiple mates.
Vanilluxe are fused at the face, but their genitals are a bit more spread out so they have an easier time of mating with multiple partners at once, mostly when their mate is side by side. Vanilluxe's sperm contains some of the same elements as sunlight which fuses with a female Vanilluxe's eggs to create new Vanillite.
#585: Deerling
Type: Normal/Grass
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tapered
The color and scent of Deerling's fur changes depending on the season be it pink, green, brown or grey. When Deerling senses hostility, it will be quick to make its escape.
While Deerling can appear during any season of the year, it is during the spring when they are the most sexually active as it doesn't take long for Deerling eggs to develop and hatch, only about a month. Male Deerling can sniff out a female in heat from miles away and will often gather up leaves to create nests to show that potential mate its interests.
Since they have an array of predators, Deerling mating is very short, only lasts about 5 minutes max, but is quite the sight to see. Male Deerling will often sniff the flower on top of the female's head which stimulates their brain and really gets them in the mood.
#586: Sawsbuck
Type: Normal/Grass
Average penis length/design: 11 inch, tapered, different design based on season
The plants growing on Sawsbuck's head changes according to the current season, and since Sawsbuck migrate depending on the season, people often refer to Sawsbuck as the harbingers of Spring.
The leader of the Sawsbuck herd is always shown with magnificent horns and those horns also signify who has the most mating rights. Lesser male Sawsbuck will clash horns in a fight for dominance while female Sawsbuck will soak in river water to make the plants on their head more vibrant and lively.
Ideally, Sawsbuck mate in the spring as that is when it's not too cold and the plants on their head haven't developed leaves that make them bushier, but Sawsbuck will mate just about any time of the year.
#587: Emolga
Type: Electric/Flying
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Emolga store electricity in pouches in their cheeks that they can discharge at any point to either scare off foes or to cook berries before eating. Emolga live on tree tops and glide using a membrane attached to their side.
To entice a mate, Emolga will first glide down and pick the ripest, freshest berries they can find and give them a light shock before offering them to a potential mate. That other Emolga can respond by either eating the berries right away or taking them back to its nest as a sign of rejection.
While Emolga do make their nests on treetops, they do prefer mating on the ground as they find it to be safer, especially if it's a windy day where their membrane could cause them to drift away. Though, Emolga often wrap themselves in each other's membranes during mating while giving each other electric shocks to keep them going.
#588: Karrablast
Type: Bug
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, crescent shaped
When they feel threatened, Karrablast spit an acidic liquid to drive attackers away. For some reason, Karrablast gets an electric stimulation when attacking Shelmet and this stimulation is what allows Karrablast to evolve.
To see if they're compatible mates, two Karrablast will shoot some of their acidic liquid onto the ground and the color the liquid changes to will show compatibility. If the liquid turns yellow, then it means those Karrablast are perfect for each other, but if it turns green, then those Karrablast will have to part ways.
Karrablast has a crescent shaped penis that looks similar to the horn on its head and has two urethral openings on each end, this connects perfectly with a female Karrablast's horizontal, dual opened vagina that leads to one connected uterus.
#589: Escavalier
Type: Bug/Steel
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, crescent shaped
Upon evolution, Escavalier steals the shell armor that protects Shelmet and uses it for its own protection. This armor protects Escavalier's whole body and it attacks using the two lances that take its arms.
Escavalier's armor is removable, but doing so leaves them very vulnerable to attacks, so Escavalier only takes off its armor when mating. Male Escavalier will often put themselves in danger in front of the female to entice them, even if they are already mates.
Escavalier mating happens very quickly as they need to get back into their armor as soon as possible should any predators be nearby, and it gets worse since female Escavalier often have to take off part of their armor when pregnant, so the male Escavalier has to keep an even closer guard.
#590: Foongus
Type: Grass/Poison
Average penis length/design: 1 inch, mushroom shaped, Pokéball designed tip
For some unknown reason, the top of Foongus's head looks just like a Pokéball and Foongus uses this design to lure trainers and Pokémon in before releasing poisonous spores. As toxic as they are, Foongus's spores, when thoroughly dried, can be used by pharmacists for medicine.
Foongus spend most of their time with their lower part buried into the ground as they absorb nutrients and wait for unsuspecting trainers and/or Pokémon to come by, but they will gladly pop up during the day to mate. Foongus will entice a mate by releasing some of their spores to see if they like each other's scent.
Foongus's penis pretty much resembles their body, only is a lot smaller, and a female Foongus's vagina is located right under their base, so female Foongus really do need to lie down on their back in order to mate. Pregnant Foongus will stay rooted into the ground for the week it takes for Foongus eggs to develop.
#591: Amoonguss
Type: Grass/Poison
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, Pokéball designed tip
Amoonguss live in damp environments and lure in prey by waving and swaying its arm caps, which resemble Pokéballs, though few prey ever actually fall for this tactic. Once prey has gotten close enough, Amoonguss will then spray it down with spores which, if not washed off quickly, can grow mushrooms wherever they land.
Amoonguss mating rituals are pretty much the same as Foongus in that they'll spray each other down with each other's spores to see if they like the scent, the difference is that, to Amoonguss and other Grass Type Pokémon, it has a muskier aroma whereas Foongus's are more sweet.
Amoonguss will dig a small hole into the ground to mate in as they love the privacy and from the surface this looks like two Pokéballs clashing into each other. Amoonguss will frequently release more spores while mating which can paralyze just about anything that is passing by.
#592: Frillish
Type: Water/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, flipper shaped
Frillish will latch onto prey with their thin arms and paralyze them with a type of poison before dragging their prey down to lairs, located about 5 miles below the water's surface, never to be seen again. According to legends, residents of a sunken ancient city transformed into Frillish soon after drowning.
Blue male Frillish will entice pink females by first dancing around in shallow waters during the day, letting the sunlight glisten against their skin and make them glossier, if the female Frillish likes this display then it will wrap her arms around the male and give him a hint of her poison, to let him know that he is interested in mating.
Male Frillish often offer to have the female follow it to its lair to mate but the female will go to her lair to set up the nest for the future eggs. Frillish's wavy arms will often sway and flop around during mating, it's a unique sight to see, but considering Frillish really don't like to be interrupted while mating and may poison you if you do so, you should probably stay well away.
#593: Jellicent
Type: Water/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, flipper
Jellicent's body is mostly made up of seawater and it moves by propelling itself using seawater that it expels from its lower body. They say that any ship that wanders into Jellicent's territory then become missing and sunken, and there's even a castle of sunken ships around Jellicent's nest.
To create new Frillish, female Jellicent look for the bodies of the ships that they have sunk and place those bodies inside their head, male Jellicent then stick their 'penis', which looks a lot like one of their many thin arms, into the female's opening and releases a substance that, once it encases the body, keeps its spirit at bay as it turns into a new Frillish inside the female Jellicent, which can take up to a month.
Once the transformation is complete, the female Jellicent ejects the new Frillish and raises it as its own.
#594: Alomomola
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, heart shaped tip
When it finds an injured Pokémon, Alomomola will gently hold that Pokémon in its fins, which contain a special membrane that can help heal wounds. It's because of this healing ability that many fisherman will take an Alomomola with them as they would then have no need for a doctor or nurse on the ship.
Most Alomomola spend so much time caring for and taking care of others that they often don't even think about themselves, especially when it comes to the need for a mate. When a male Alomomola spots a mate that it likes, usually a female Alomomola or other water Pokémon of their size, it will go up to it and gently place its fins on the mate and send signals into the mate's brain that let the mate know it wants to mate.
Alomomola often drift into a narrow sea cave to mate and sine their only real limbs are their fins, the male Alomomola will need to latch onto the walls/floor and ceiling of the cave to help leverage them into the female. Male Alomomola have a heart shaped penis tip which fits perfectly in a female Alomomola or Luvdisc's heart shaped vaginal walls, but not so well with most other Pokémon.
#595: Joltik
Type: Bug/Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: ½ inch, tapered
Being one of the smallest Pokémon in the world does not mean that Joltik doesn't have its fair share of mischief. Joltik that live in cities will often go up to outlets in houses and buildings and suck the electricity from it, other Joltik will latch onto larger, furry Pokémon and absorb static electricity for energy.
When two Joltik mates meet, they will first greet each other by giving each other sparks of electricity before the male Joltik goes off and looks for some food to offer the female. Once the Joltik mates have been declared, they will then construct a small web that they will mate and keep their eggs on.
Joltik mating happens very quickly, and an average male Joltik can only shoot a gram or two of semen per orgasm, but the love is still there. Joltik eggs are also very small, only about the size of a dime, but they are often wrapped in the web of their parents for safety.
#596: Galvantula
Type: Bug/Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, barbed
When attacked, Galvantula will create a web made of an electrified material that can be used as a weapon as well as a means of defense. This web is also how Galvantula capture prey, the unsuspecting prey will walk into the web and get paralyzed as Galvantula comes in and leisurely consumes it.
Galvantula are often viewed as alphas of groups of Joltik, and as such they have a big job in protecting the little Joltik, but given the more than obvious size difference, there's no way any Joltik would be able to mate with a Galvantula. Luckily, groups like this often consist of one male and one female Galvantula that, once a month, work to create more Joltik for the group.
Galvantula mate pretty much anywhere they can get their web on, so it really does mean anywhere, even on walls or on cave ceilings. Male Galvantula often encase the female in its web to keep her tied down but also to send waves of sparks through her body to make her feel even better.
#597: Ferroseed
Type: Grass/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
Using the spikes found all over their body, Ferroseed attach themselves to rocks and cave walls and absorb nutrients through their spikes. When threatened, Ferroseed will shoot spikes in all directions, giving Ferroseed a chance to escape by rolling away.
With no arms or legs to speak of, it can be a bit difficult to imagine how exactly Ferroseed mate, something that, for many years, Unovian researchers were baffled by. However, these days, Ferroseed mating has become a bit more clear.
Two mating Ferroseed will first eject their spikes, something that doesn't even hurt other Ferroseed, and then then, through one of the lower holes, the male Ferroseed will push out what looks like a fleshy barb, but is actually Ferroseed's penis. The male Ferroseed will then stick this barb of a penis into an opening in the female that leads to her uterus, and since Ferroseed eggs are rather small, this process is a bit easier than it seems.
#598: Ferrothorn
Type: Grass/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, barbed
Ferrothorn attach themselves to cave ceilings using its three feelers, shooting spikes at any target that happens to walk underneath it. Ferrothorn can also swing their feelers with enough force to smash boulders.
Since they now have limbs, Ferrothorn have a much easier time when it comes to mating and enticing mates. Two Ferrothorn that like each other a lot will first rub each other down with their feelers, seeing if they like the sturdiness of the metal shell that coats their main body, and if that's the case then the Ferrothorn will be quick to climb up to a cave ceiling and begin mating.
Ferrothorn genitals are located just at the bottom of their main body, so Ferrothorn need to dangle themselves from cave ceilings using two of their feelers in order to mate, and they can extend their remaining feeler to help push them along.
#599: Klink
Type: Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Klink are composed of two living mini-gears, and pairs for Klink are predetermined. The two bodies of Klink constantly spin and collide with each other, creating electric energy which Klink needs in order to live.
Klink have been around since before the dawn of using steel and even gave people the concept of making gears, so it is pretty uncertain how these Pokémon originally came about. Since Klink are genderless, reproduction does seem like a unique concept, but this is what recent research has shown us.
The two mini-gears that make up Klink are constantly making electric energy, but sometimes two Klink can get together and spin at such a velocity that they can send waves of electricity that can spark life into old, rusted out gears who quickly pair up in order to make new Klink.
#600: Klang
Type: Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Klang's body is composed of a mini-gear attached to a larger gear that constantly spin, and Klang can also launch this mini-gear at an opponent as a weapon, however if Klang does not find the mini-gear or it doesn't return soon enough, then Klang will die.
Klang is capable of communicating its feelings with others by changing the direction in which it rotates, and when Klang moves slowly with its larger gear moving in a counter-clockwise motion, then that means that Klang is ready to give life to new Klink, and unlike Klink who need a partner in order to make more of itself, Klang can do it on its own.
Klang will first attach itself to a mechanism that requires gears, such as a conveyer belt, and begin to spin at such a high speed that it sends off waves of electricity that can give life to old gears. Klang cannot do this to gears that are already attached to machines, however.
#601: Klinklang
Type: Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
The red core at the base of Klinklang's body is its main power supply, so it can lose its mini-gear and still be fine as long as the red core is active. Klinklang can also charge energy in its core and fire that energy through the spikes along its body. Klinklang can also attack by spinning its mini-gear at high speed and firing it.
When Klinklang's core shines blue, it is a sign that Klinklang's stored energy is so high that it needs to release it as soon as possible, something it never does around people or Pokémon as it tends to send out powerful electric waves through this method.
Klinklang's whole body will spin rapidly as it sends out said waves which, when the waves come into contact with them, can get into old machines that use gears to function and bring life to those gears, creating new Klink. Klinklang is often left exhausted after doing this and will sleep until the following day as its energy recharges.
Ok, thanks for reading these Sexdex entries up to this point, I hope you like them and if you did then please let me know.
The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Tynamo, Elgyem, Litwick and more so stay tuned for that.
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