#602: Tynamo
Type: Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: ½ inch, tapered
Only one Tynamo alone can emit a mere trickle of electricity, so large groups of Tynamo get together to deliver powerful electric attacks. This electricity comes from an organ inside Tynamo that allows them to release electricity when in danger.
Since Tynamo work together so well in groups, it's not surprising that Tynamo will often get together to have group mating sessions to help expand their group. Lone Tynamo will even be invited to join these sessions, as they need their group to be as large as possible. Should two lone Tynamo find each other, then they won't even need to ask to find a spot to mate with one another.
Tynamo group mating sessions only last about 5 minutes max, and during these sessions, male and female Tynamo will group up and get mating going right away. It's often that the ratio of males and females with Tynamo groups aren't even, so any Tynamo that don't pair up right away will simply get into a threesome with one of the other pairs.
#603: Eelektrik
Type: Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered, spotted
When Eelektrik spot prey, they will coil themselves around the prey and send paralyzing shocks through the spots along their body, which are actually electricity filled organs, to stun the prey before it opens up its wide mouth and chomps down.
Eelektrik don't rely on being in a group nearly as much as Tynamo, but they will often find Tynamo groups and see if any of them would like to mate with it, to which Tynamo are ok with as they know Eelektrik is part of their evolutionary line. If two Eelektrik find each other, then they will entice each other by coiling around each other and sending sparks into each other.
Eelektrik penises are lined with spots, just like on their body, and these too are organs filled with electricity that can send pulses into a female Eelektrik's vagina to give her even more pleasure. Eelektrik's body will move around in all sorts of ways while mating, making it look rather wild compared to normal human mating.
#604: Eelektross
Type: Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered, spotted
Eelektross latch onto prey using their suction-cup like mouths and send shocks of electricity through their fangs to stun their prey as they suck the prey in. Eelektross will also crawl onto land using their arms before latching onto prey and dragging them into the ocean.
Much like Eelektrik, Eelektross are capable of living on their own and prefer to do so, but once they find a mate, they are with them for life. Eelektross entice mates by dragging prey to them in their mouth, and the other Eelektross can respond to this by latching onto the other end of the prey, making their lips meet before they both bite down on the prey.
Eelektross penises are lined with several spots that send jolts of electricity through the female Eelektross's vagina, Eelektross vaginas also have the spots just beyond their vaginal lips which can also send shock waves through a male Eelektross's penis which can, surprisingly enough, feel really good.
#605: Elgyem
Type: Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered, green, red and yellow spots along the tip.
Elgyem were never once spotted until about 50 years ago when they were spotted far into a desert, and it is believed that Elgyem came from deep space in a UFO. When in danger, Elgyem will use psychic power to squeeze an opponent's brain, causing unbearable headaches.
Because of their recent discovery, not a whole lot is known about Elgyem, in fact, not many has ever really seen an Elgyem mate or reproduce. Once noticeable thing that has been documented, however, is that Elgyem do have genders and seem to entice each other by holding their arms out and lighting up the red, green and yellow spots on their arm tips, seeming to be searching through each other's mind for mate-worthy traits.
Elgyem always put up a field of psychic energy around themselves just before mating which bends light around them and makes them invisible, so the actual mating process has never been seen. Given their somewhat humanoid form, it can be guessed that Elgyem mating is similar to that of humans, but that is not entirely certain.
#606: Beheeyem
Type: Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, tapered with green, red and yellow spots on the tip.
Apparently, Beheeyem communicate to each other by flashing the green, red and yellow spots on their arms, but the pattern of which has yet to be determined. Beheeyem can use psychic power to control the brain of its opponent and tamper with its memory.
Only discovered soon after Elgyem, Beheeyem mating rituals have rarely been observed as most tend to live well away from where humans live. One thing that is known is that Beheeyem will offer mating by flashing not only the spots on their arms, but their eyes as well as Beheeyem looks through a potential mate's brain for qualities that make it a worthy mate.
Like Elgyem, Beheeyem put a light-bending barrier around themselves when mating, so the actual process has yet to be observed, however the process only seems to last about 5 minutes. Beheeyem eggs are also kept under the same barrier for protection.
#607: Litwick
Type: Fire/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, candle
Litwick will appear before lost people or Pokémon and appear to offer to help guide them back to where they need to be, but in actuality, Litwick is absorbing life energy through the flame on top of its head which it burns for its own energy. This flame can go out, but Litwick can easily relight it once more energy is absorbed.
When the flame on Litwick's head turns a lighter blue, it means that Litwick is now filled with sexual energy that needs to be released as soon as possible, and while masturbation is an option, Litwick really do prefer releasing into a mate. Often times, another Litwick, regardless of gender, will see this bright blue flame and immediately go up to offer mating in a first come first serve basis.
Litwick and its evolutions are some of the few Ghost Type Pokémon that mate to reproduce. To mate, female Litwick will lie on either its back or face, showing its circular shaped vagina, for the male Litwick to enter. Litwick penises are shaped like a candle and instead of releasing semen, this candle lights upon orgasm from the heat of mating, sending fumes of potent energy that go straight into a female Litwick's ovaries and gets it pregnant.
#608: Lampent
Type: Fire/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, candle
Being very feared, Lampent wanders cities in search of spirits that it can absorb in order to fuel the fire that's inside its head. Lampent often hangs around hospitals and retirement homes, waiting for people to pass on so it can steal their spirit.
Like Litwick, Lampent show signs that they are ready to mate when the flame inside of them turns a bright blue, but most Lampent aren't so much into the whole meet-and-mate thing that Litwick often do. Two Lampent in heat will often get to know each other first before getting to mating, and may share the spirits they absorb with one another.
Lampent can unscrew the cone shaped part under their arms to expose their genitals. Lampent mating looks like two Lampent are stacked on top of each other with their bottoms facing each other and they're moving up and down in a steady motion. Female Lampent often reserve a few spirits to give to any newborns upon hatching.
#609: Chandelure
Type: Fire/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, candle
Chandelure doesn't have to wait for people or Pokémon to die in order to absorb their spirit, it can light its flame super bright and absorb a spirit straight from a living being's body, burn the spirit, and leave the body as an empty shell, the spirit then becomes lost as it wanders the world forever. Chandelure can also wave the flames on its arms to put others in a hypnotic state.
When Chandelure's flame gets a slight red tone, that is a sign that it is in need of a mate. When two Chandelure spot each other, they'll begin the courting process by going to a nearby town, city or village and taking the spirit of the most attractive person or Pokémon they can find, if those two Chandelure like that spirit then they'll get right to mating.
Chandelure's genitals are located at the bottom tip, which they can unscrew to reveal the egg producers inside, and just like with Lampent, Chandelure mating does look like two Chandelure stacked on top of each other, facing away from each other. Just before orgasm, Chandelure's flame becomes so intense that even other fire types could be burned by the intensity.
#610: Axew
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
Axew breaks open berries using its tusks and also marks its territory by slashing into trees, leaving gashes. Axew's tusks are breakable, but once broken the tusks will simply grow back and be even harder and sturdier.
When Axew is looking for a mate, it will show this by creating X shaped gashes in trees near its nest which other Axew or any Pokémon it's egg group can see and know what it means. To show that it is not a threat, that Axew will gather a small collection of berries to offer to the potential mate.
Axew show quick signs of affection to one another by tapping tusks with one another. During mating, male Axew will sometimes smack the female Axew with its tusk similar to how some Pokémon do a love bite as the male Axew drives its little penis into the female.
#611: Fraxure
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered, green
Unlike Axew, if Fraxure's tusk happens to break from either battle or otherwise, it will not grow back, so Fraxure frequently sharpens its tusks against river rocks after ending a battle. Fraxure's tusks are sturdy enough to break rocks, and it leaves even larger gashes in trees to mark its territory.
If two Axew were already mates prior to one or both evolving, then that or those Fraxure will stay with that mate and offer even more protection for both the mate and their hatchlings. If a Fraxure was single before evolving, however, then it will do the same trick of leaving an X shaped gash in trees to let other Pokémon, especially Fraxure, know that it is interested.
Male Fraxure love mating with the female on her back, as it gives the male Fraxure an extra sense of domination, but there are times it will let the female Fraxure be on top of him. Fraxure will often clash tusks as they mate, sending vibrations to each other's brain and stimulating them even more.
#612: Haxorus
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, sword shape
Haxorus can be kind, but when it comes to defending its territory, it can be relentless as it challenges foes and takes them out with its axe shaped tusks that can cut through steel. Haxorus's body is also covered in a very hard armor.
When not defending its territory, Haxorus will either hunt or tend to its mate as its true kindness knows no limits. When Haxorus spots a potential mate, it will rub it's tusks against a rock or the ground, creating a sound that, in a Haxorus's ears, is like the perfect romantic music, to which the other Haxorus will reply by making a similar sound.
Female Haxorus love to have a male mate with them while they are pressed against a tree, rock, cave wall, etc. and go nuts when the male Haxorus slides its tusk along her's, making the sound of sliding metal that can drive any Haxorus wild.
#613: Cubchoo
Type: Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 1/2 inch, blue, tapered
The snot dripping from Cubchoo's nose is a barometer of health. When Cubchoo is healthy, this snot is sticky and the power of their ice moves increase, when Cubchoo is sick, the snot becomes very watery. Cubchoo can sniff the snot back into its nose at any point, as it also provides the raw material for its attacks.
Cubchoo live in frigid mountain areas where it is almost always cold, and as such it needs to find a mate in Pokémon that also prefer said climate. When Cubchoo finds a mate, usually another Cubchoo or other small Ice Type Pokémon, it will nervously leave some berries for said potential mate.
Cubchoo always sniff up their snot just before mating as this is supposed to enhance fertility, especially for females. Upon orgasm, Cubchoo might sneeze a bit, causing a wad of their ice cold snot to eject out which may seem gross but is there to help cool down Cubchoo's mate after getting warmer from mating. You can tell when a female Cubchoo is pregnant because her snot will turn a darker blue.
#614: Beartic
Type: Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, blue, tapered
Beartic can freeze their breath at will and what looks like a beard on Beartic's face is actually it's own frozen breath that turns into powerful fangs, something Beartic can also do to its claws. Beartic swims around the northern seas looking for prey, and it can create pathways by freezing parts of the ocean.
Beartic may seem big and ferocious, but they do have a soft spot for mates and Cubchoo, especially their own. When two Beartic meet and like each other, they will usually go right into mating by having the male Beartic first sniff the female's rear to see if she's in heat, once that is established, the female Beartic will sniff under the male's hind legs for potency.
If they're feeling kinky, male Beartic may freeze the air around the female's legs to keep her in place while he drives his fairly small penis into her. Beartic's penises are small because living in such cold environments has caused them to shrivel up over time. Research has suggested that Beartic penises once had an icicle-like bone in their penis at one point in time.
#615: Cryogonal
Type: Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Cryogonal are composed of ice crystals and use a chain of ice to capture prey, freezing them at -148 degrees F. When their body temperature gets warmer, Cryogonal tend to turn into steam and vanish, when its temperature lowers, then it turns back into ice.
Because Cryogonal are composed purely of ice crystals, they do not need to mate in order to reproduce. As snow falls in mid-winter, snow flakes get compressed together and when combined they start to become even colder, and when an existing Cryogonal spots some of these snow clusters, it will send a beam through its eyes at those flakes, giving life to them and making new Cryogonal.
In the spring, Cryogonal will either fade away through the warm weather hide away in cold mountain top caves as they wait for the cold to come back.
#616: Shelmet
Type: Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
When attacked, Shelmet can do one of two things, they can either close the lid of their shell to protect themselves from some attacks, or they can fight back by spitting a sticky, poisonous liquid from their mouth. When Shelmet comes into contact with Karrablast, an electric stimulation will flow through them, causing them both to evolve.
Once a mate has been spotted, usually another Shelmet or other small bug Pokémon that isn't Karrablast, Shelmet will first dip itself into river water and let the minerals make its shell even shinier to make it look more attractive. To offer mating, Shelmet will lightly tap its mate with the bottom part of its shell and also spit a wad of liquid onto the ground that, when spat by a female Shelmet, is full of pheromones that any nearby male can detect.
Shelmet are able to remove their shell to make mating easier, but this does leave Shelmet's soft body incredibly vulnerable to attacks, so Shelmet need to mate as quickly as possible then get back into its shell.
#617: Accelgor
Type: Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, tapered
With its shell removed after evolution, Accelgor's body becomes very light and this gives Accelgor access to very fast, ninja-like movements. When Accelgor's body dries out, it weakens, so it wraps itself in many layers of a thin membrane.
Accelgor spit wads of poisonous fluid around their nest that not only keep out enemies but also helps to attract a mate as, for females, this fluid is filled with pheromones that any male Accelgor can easily pick up. This does, however, mean that ANY male Accelgor that are nearby can pick up this scent and go up to the female, wanting to mate.
Accelgor's genitals are, as expected, wrapped within their thin membrane and they can unwrap the membrane to reveal their genitals just before mating, which happens on tree branches as they like the height. Accelgor semen is incredibly sticky and is even a bit poisonous, which helps to neutralize any competitor's sperm. While Accelgor may be fast on their foot, they do like to slow down a bit and really enjoy the mating session, however their skin does begin to dry out after about an hour of exposure, so they don't have all day.
#618: Stunfisk
Type: Ground/Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, flat, yellow
Stunfisk will bury itself within the mud of the seafloor and then wait for any unsuspecting prey or people to walk by and step on it, after which Stunfisk will send a jolt of paralyzing electricity, something that causes Stunfisk to smile. Stunfisk's skin is so hard that even getting stepped on by a sumo wrestler won't hurt it.
When enticing a mate, Stunfisk will flop around in a way that somehow makes it look just a bit more attractive, and given how many Stunfisk there are in the world, that does seem to work.
During mating, female Stunfisk will lie face down in the sand as the male, whose penis is tucked just above their back fin, pushes said penis into the female. Stunfisk's penis is about as flat as the rest of its body, making it look a bit like a yellow piece of seaweed.
#618: Galarian Stunfisk
Type: Ground/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 8 inch, flat, black
Living in mud with a high iron content has caused Galarian Stunfisk to develop a body that's as strong as steel. Galarian Stunfisk will bury itself into mud, only showing its Pokéball designed lips, as it waits for prey to draw near. Once it has been stepped on, Galarian Stunfisk will latch up and clamp onto the prey with the iron-like jagged fins that surround the top and bottom of its body.
Galarain Stunfisk spend most of the day buried in mud while waiting for prey, but they always look for a mate above the land's surface. To entice a mate, Galarian Stunfisk will drag prey that was captured in its fins over as an offering, something that other Galarain Stunfisk usually appreciate and go right for.
Due to the unique location of their genitals, Galarian Stunfisk have to mate facing away from each other, the male Galarian Stunfisk often having to poke around the female with its penis to find her vagina.
*Wipes forehead*
Man, it has been a bit since I posted one of these, but I am glad that I did and I thank you for reading it and hope you enjoyed it. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Meinfoo, Druddigon, Golett and more so do keep a lookout, but in all honestly, don't hold your breath.
See you next time!