#619: Mienfoo
Type: Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, humanoid
Mienfoo are masters of elegant fighting combos and the more Mienfoo concentrate, their moves become more precise and swifter. While Meinfoo may not have much power to their punch, they make up for this with quantity, being able to deliver 100 punches in a minute.
Mienfoo do spend a lot of time training, so if they do mate then it is purely for procreation, not so much about pleasure, Mienfoo don't even keep a mate after mating as they feel that such an attachment could cause them to lose focus. When two potential mates find each other, the two Mienfoo will perform a dance for each other and, based on technique, will then decide if they're a worthy mate.
Just like with fighting, Mienfoo mating happens very quickly, only lasting minutes, but the sole purpose is for the male to try to get the female pregnant, and that's it. No need for foreplay, cuddling after, or anything of that nature.
#620: Mienshao
Type: Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, humanoid
Mienshao use the long hairs on their arms as a whip and can strike opponents at such a rapid rate that you can't even see them. Once Mienshao starts its barrage of attacks, no one can stop it until its opponent is defeated.
Just like Mienfoo, Mienshao pay little mind to mating is they feel the act distracts them from their training. Mienshao do, however, stay with their mate after mating as they tend to become training partners, but as stated they do not mate unless it is to make eggs.
Mienshao often wrap their arm hairs around each other while mating to bring them closer and add to the intimacy. Mienshao only have one mating style, quick and efficient, if Mienshao go too long then that's time that's taken away from their training.
#621: Druddigon
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, blue with red tip, barbed
Druddigon live in narrow caves and tunnels that were dug out by Excadrill or Onix and strike down prey with their razor sharp claws. The skin on Druddigon's face is harder than rock, so it can also charge at prey with its face first to knock them down.
Druddigon will take out a Pokémon whose nest is already built and claim the nest as its own, it will then use said nest as a base as they go out to find a mate. Due to their ill temper and high libido, Druddigon will mate with any nearby Pokémon, regardless of gender, size or even if that Pokémon already has a mate and Druddigon will drag the mate to its nest where it will force that Pokémon into submission. Rape in areas where Druddigon live is a common occurrence.
Once a mate has gotten past the barbed tip of a Druddigon's penis or barbed vaginal walls of a Druddigon's vagina, they are there until Druddigon is fully satisfied, no sooner no later. Druddigon also like to hold down their mate with their claws to really ensure they don't escape.
#622: Golett
Type: Ground/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Formed thousands of years ago out of clay, Golett were brought to life by an energy which burns inside it and allows it to move, though no modern scientist has ever been able to detect Golett's energy. Golett can take orders from anyone and hold onto these orders for thousands of years.
We do know that Golett are formed from clay, but how more Golett are created is still unknown to this day. Some say that Golett shells are formed and kept in ancient tombs for thousands of years, to be brought to life by the energy that exists inside Golett, others think that Golett have evolved the ability to create new Golett out of clay themselves and give life to them by giving it some of its energy.
Given it's ghost typing, it is also believed that Golett are created when wandering spirits in these tombs find the hardened Golett shells and take possession of the shells, creating new Golett. However the case, Golett is quite the mysterious Pokémon that is worth observing.
#623: Golurk
Type: Ground/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Golurk was created thousands of years ago and serves to protect people and Pokémon. Golurk is able to tuck its legs into its hollow body and fly at Mach speeds, and can also use its body as a canon, and should the seal on Golurk's body be removed, its internal energy will go out of control.
Just like with Golett, how Golurk create new Golett is somewhat of a mystery as no one has ever actually seen a Golurk give life to new Golett. Some researchers think that Golurk will drop its hollow body onto Golett shells and let its internal energy swirl around the shell to make new Golett, but again this is just a theory.
Some researchers also think that Golurk aren't even responsible for making new Golett as Golurk do spend so much of their time guarding ancient temples and other living beings, both human and Pokémon.
#624: Pawniard
Type: Dark/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, knife shape.
Pawniard's whole body is covered in blades and they'll often latch onto opponents as they sink their blades in to deal damage. Should any Pawniard's blades dull from battle, they will sharpen them against river rocks.
Pawniard fight at the command of Bisharp, but when mating season comes around, they are often left to their own devices for a period of time. Should two Pawniard meet and end up liking each other, they will grind the blades on their head, feet and arms against rocks, making knife-sharpening sounds that are music to Pawniard's ears. However, with their infatuation, Pawniard may accidentally do this on a Rock Type Pokémon and end up causing a bit of trouble.
Pawniard are well aware of the placement of their blades, and while their bodies are tough enough to withstand a small scratch, there is such a thing as too much, so male Pawniard have to be careful not to scratch up the female's back too much while mating, as they do prefer mating doggy style. Pawniard's back may have a bit of armor, but there are a few weak spots that they need to watch out for.
#625: Bisharp
Type: Dark/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 8 inch, knife shape, silver colored
A very pitiless Pokémon, Bisharp lead groups of Pawniard and have them hound prey to immobility, this is followed by Bisharp finishing off the prey. Bisharp fight tough battles to maintain their title as the boss, but should a leading Bisharp get defeated, then it will be driven from the group and be forced to live on its own.
It is during mating season that Bisharp will allow the Pawniard in their group to go off and mate while Bisharp themselves will do the same. In often cases, the leader Bisharp will find another leader to mate with and they will first begin the process by grinding the blades along their torso together, creating delightful sounds for Bisharp's ears.
Pawniard may be careful not to hurt its mate too much, but Bisharp couldn't care less. Male Bisharp will lie down on its mate's back and mercilessly mate with the female, driving his penis, which resembles a longer version of its blades, into the female's vagina without a care in the world if she gets scratched.
#626: Bouffalant
Type: Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, tapered
The fur that surround's Bouffalant's head is there to absorb damage, even if Bouffalant deliver a fierce headbutt. Bouffalant will wildly charge at anything that crosses into its territory, delivering a headbutt that could send you flying before you even had time to react.
Much like Tauros, Bouffalant are highly aggressive when mating season comes around, during mid-fall, and Bouffalant of both genders will continuously clash horns with those of the same gender as they fight for the right to mate. As one would expect, winners of these battles get the right to mate with whoever they please, losers have to settle for whatever is left-over, sometimes settling for homosexual acts as Bouffalant herds rarely ever have an even male to female ratio.
Bouffalant are proud and open mates, they will often mate right in the middle of an open field, giving little care as to if anyone is watching, in fact Bouffalant actually love having an audience. Bouffalant mating as about as wild as their headbutts. Male Bouffalant will spare no time going hard and fast into the female, and given the male's Jigglypuff sized testicles that refill in an instant, Bouffalant will often go for multiple rounds at a time.
#627: Rufflet
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered
Rufflet will constantly stand up to tough opponents, not because they are brave but because they are reckless. This, however, is also how Rufflet gets stronger. Rufflet crush berries with their powerful talons and can even crack the shells of some bug Pokémon.
Since Rufflet is an all-male Pokémon species, they need to rely on females of other bird Pokémon species, preferably their Unovan female bird counterpart, Vullaby. To attract a mate, Rufflet will fluff up their feathers and show off their fighting skills by battling as tough of an opponent as they can find, often not backing down until its potential mate goes to it or until it gets knocked out, whichever comes first.
Once a mate has been found, Rufflet will take that mate back to its nest where it will be quick to get to mating. Rufflet will often use their talons to grip the legs or wings of its mate for leverage as it mates as hard as it can, not stopping until both Rufflet and its mate are satisfied.
(I know, I know, I know, I know. I know Hisuian Braviary, and Growlithe for that matter, were recently announced and I will likely do them at some point, the thing is that they're both Pokémon that have not actually been released yet, so at this time I just don't deem it fair to do them now. Same goes for any other Hisuain forms and evolutions that come about.)
#628: Braviary
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, tapered
Known wide for their bravery, Braviary will gladly dive into any battle in order to protect its friends and trainer, giving little thought to its own danger, and the more scars Braviary has, the more respect it is given by peers. Braviary's talons are so strong that it can carry a car while flying.
Braviary's scars are also a bit of a method they use for attracting mates, especially Madibuzz which, though the generations, has proven to be an ideal mate, but the all-male Braviary will happily mate with just about any bird Pokémon their size. Once Braviary has found an ideal mate, it will first show off its battle scars before showing off its strength by picking up large, heavy objects or even Pokémon with their talons.
Braviary also mate on tree tops, but their added weight means that they need an extra sturdy branch to mate on. If a female bird Pokémon is in desperate need of a mate, regardless of species, then Braviary will bravely offer itself.
#629: Vullaby
Type: Dark/Flying
Average Vaginal Depth: 4 inches
Vullaby's wings are too tiny to fly. They tend to guard their posteriors with a collection of suitable bones that they either find or are gifted to by Mandibuzz, and when evolution nears, Vullaby will discard of these bones, though some Vullaby will hold onto them to give to their offspring once they hatch.
Being an all-female Pokémon species, Vullaby need to rely on other male Pokémon species, preferably Rufflet, in order to mate and reproduce. Since Vullaby can't fly yet, they don't have the easiest time looking for a mate so they often let a mate come to it. They do so by making a high-pitched cry for any nearby Rufflet or other bird Pokémon to hear.
Vullaby can remove the bones that line their posterior in order to mate, but this does leave that area quite vulnerable, so they need to mate quickly and efficiently, often not having time for foreplay once their bones are removed. Vullaby's vagina is rather dry, but this does provide more friction to make for a quick mating session.
#630: Mandibuzz
Type: Dark/Flying
Average Vaginal Depth: 10 inches
Mandibuzz decorate themselves and assemble their nest out of bones that they find on the ground that they sweep in to collect. When prey is spotted, Mandibuzz will sweep in, grab the prey with their talons, and take it back to its nest.
Mandibuzz are often seen circling the skies looking for either prey or a mate, depending on its current mood. Being an all-female Pokémon species, Mandibuzz do need to rely on males of other Pokémon species to reproduce, a favorite being Braviary.
Mandibuzz are very rough when it comes to mating, if they get bored then they will choke their mate with their talons as they ride their mate's penis. Once mating is complete, Mandibuzz will often peck at its mate's head and fly off back to its own nest where it will raise its own young once they hatch.
#631: Heatmor
Type: Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, tapered
Heatmor breathes through a hole in its tail while it shoots flames out of its mouth through an internal fire which come out like a tongue. The flames are so intense that it can melt through the metal armor of Durant before being consumed.
When Heatmor aren't looking for Durant to snack on, they are usually out looking for a mate or somewhere to build a nest, which they construct out of rocks. Once a mate is found, Heatmor will use the flame coming out of its mouth to draw figures in an attempt to impress the mate.
Heatmor's internal flame heats up to blistering levels during mating, and they will often release a bit of this flame onto each other to stimulate each other. Sometimes, when Heatmor don't desire to make eggs, the male Heatmor may stick his penis into the hole in the female Heatmor's tail.
#632: Durant
Type: Bug/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, abdominal, tapered
Durant attack in groups, and each Durant plays a different role in driving away their natural predator, Heatmor, from their colony. Durant cover their bodies in a steel armor in an attempt to protect themselves from Heatmor's flame.
Durant dig their nests in intricate tunnels, creating mazes. Often, there is a queen Durant amongst the colony that does most of the work with reproducing and making eggs, often getting swarms of male Durant coming at her at once. Lesser female Durant need to either fend for themselves or need to battle the queen for a spot to become the new queen, after-which the former queen will be exiled from the colony.
The queen Durant often keeps her rear facing towards the entrance to her section of the nest as male Durant stop by to breed with her. Male Durant don't last very long, but that's because they know that the queen has a wide range of suitors that are all waiting for their chance to mate with her.
#633: Deino
Type: Dark/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, black, barbed
Because they can't see, Deino will often wander around caves, often bumping into anything without any prior realization that its there. Deino will bite just about anything and is hardly a picky eater as Deino will eat just about anything that moves.
Due to their lack of eyesight, finding a mate can be rather tricky for Deino, but this lack of sight does amplify their hearing to the point where male Deino can hear the cry of a female Deino in heat from anywhere in a cave, and will travel to find her, though will continuously bump into anything along the way.
Some Deino may even run into a female's backside without even realizing it, but once they do, the smell will be enough to entice them into mating right away, something that female Deino do not mind one bit. Deino's only real option for mating is doggy style, but it is efficient nonetheless.
#634: Zweilous
Type: Dark/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch hemipenises, barbed
Zweilous's two heads do not get along and they are pretty much always competing to see which eats the most food, though since they do share a stomach, this can often cause Zweilous to overeat very easily. While hunting for prey, Zweilous will continuously argue or even fight over which way to go, and they can often have scars on them without having battled once.
Zweilous's heads hardly ever agree on anything, and this is especially true when desiring a mate. One Zweilous head may desire one mate while the other head desires another completely different mate, and while male Zweilous have split penises and females have two vaginas, both sets of genitals lead to the same set of either testicles or uterus canal so its not like just one head could get its desired mate pregnant or get impregnated by its desired mate if it wishes.
Their split genitals do often mean that Zewilous can have up to two mates at once and they are able to mate with them as such.
#635: Hydreigon
Type: Dark/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 penises, one is 10 inches the other two are 8 inches, all black and barbed.
The two small heads on Hydreigon's arms do not have a brain, but that doesn't stop Hydreigon from consuming and destroying anything and everything in its path. Nothing is safe from Hydreigon's path of destruction, meaning it will challenge and take down whatever comes in its path.
Hydreigon are incredibly brutal, and this doubles when they are either protecting their nest and/or mate, and when they are feeling horny as they will likely hold down a passing by person or Pokémon with one of its arm heads and forcefully mate with them.
Male Hydregion have 3 penises where one is actually larger than the other 2, that large one does most of the work with delivering sperm whereas the other two are simply there to give pleasure to this three headed Pokémon. Female Hydreigon have a similar setup with 3 vaginas, but all 3 lead to the same uterus so they can get pregnant no matter which vagina gets penetrated.
#636: Larvesta
Type: Bug/Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered, barbed at the tip
Said to have been born from the sun, Larvesta spews flames from the horns that line the side of its head and encases itself in a cocoon of fire when it evolves.
The base of volcanoes are where Larvesta call home, and in there is where Larvesta build their nests for any mates that come their way. Once a mate has been acquired, Larvesta will build a web out of flames that they will stay on while mating, but once this web cools it simply turns into ash so Larvesta do need to mate quickly.
Larvesta don't have any arms or legs so when they mate they pretty much just squirm around on their fire web as the male Larvesta penetrates the female before releasing semen that is hot as fire.
#637: Volcarona
Type: Bug/Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, tapered, barbed at the tip
It is said that when the ash of volcanic eruptions darkened the skies, or during bitterly cold winter weather, Volcarona will appear and shine a light down upon those in danger, as if becoming a new sun. Volcarona surround themselves in a field of fire before battling as its 6 wings release embers that go in all directions.
Volcarona often keep to themselves near volcanic craters, only ever coming out of their cave when needing to mate. Volcarona attract mates by flapping their wings and spewing embers in a way that make themselves look even more gorgeous.
During mating, Volcarona will stay in the smoky, ash filled craters of active or recently active volcanoes as this provides the perfect amount of privacy for these fire moths. Once they have achieved orgasm, Volcarona's body will shine bright as the sun as they release their fluids into one another.
Thank you for reading up to this point, if you have then please leave a favorite. The next chapter will be the final chapter for the Gen 5 entries and will feature all of the Unova legendary and mythical Pokémon with the exception of Victini because it already happened.
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