Alright, it took a while to get here but we are here, the final chapter for the Sexdex Gen 5 entries. I do hope you enjoy seeing these entries as much as I'll enjoy making them.
Also, I've said it previously but I'll say it again, I'm well aware that most legendary/mythical Pokémon are deemed genderless, but I just feel like it would be more fun to say that they do have genders.
Here we go.
#638: Cobalion
Type: Fighting/Steel
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, steel horsecock
A member of the Swords of Justice trio, Cobalion has a heart and body of steel and appears before humans of bad natures to battle and punish them and keep them from harming Pokémon. Cobalion's energy is usually calm and composed, but it does have a glare that can make even the most unruly Pokémon obey it.
Due to its legendary status, Cobalion usually tries to stay away from humans to keep itself protected, and as such it is not entirely known how Cobalion reproduces, but there are some theories. One of them is that, once a century, Cobalion will get together with its brethren, Virizion and Terrakion, around a sacred temple and, by combining their power, they create new, young versions of themselves.
It is also thought that there are multiple Cobalion that exist throughout the regions and they will get together in the most private place possible to mate and reproduce, watching their young closely until it is ready to live on its own. One thing is certain is that, while Cobalion may appear to be genderless, they can forge genitals out of the steel that line their bodies, which further proves that theory.
#639: Terrakion
Type: Rock/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 13 inch, steel, tapered
Legend has it that Terrakion appears before Pokémon who had lost their homes due to natural disasters or otherwise and defends them with all of its might, thus making Terrakion part of the Swords of Justice trio. Terrakion possesses a ton of power, so much so that a single charge can break through a castle wall with just one blow.
Just like its brethren, it's quite unknown how exactly Terrakion can create more of itself to allow it to continue to protect Pokémon. It is theorized that, down in the deepest depths of caves where no human has ever ventured to, two Terrakion will meet up and, using genitals forged from the steel that makes up their body, they mate and instead of releasing fluids the 'male' releases an energy into the 'female' that fuses with their DNA and creates a new Terrakion in a matter of months.
It's also thought that, during this time, since Terrakion are technically genderless, the two of them will first have a battle for dominance to see which will take on the male role and which the female, a battle that often results in small earthquakes due to Terrakion's power.
#640: Virizion
Type: Grass/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, green, tapered
Legend has it that Virizion darts around forests with swift movements, protecting Pokémon by slashing opponents with its horns, which are as sharp as blades. It's this will to protect that gave Virizion, along with Cobalion and Terrakion, the group name, the Swords of Justice.
It is theorized that, deep within the forests of the Unova region, two Virizion will meet up and first craft sets of genitals that's made up of grass and, after a round of mating, the 'male' will send an energy into the 'female' that will create a new Virizion. Since Virizion have a relatively calm nature, they'll happily take on the 'female' role if necessary.
Another theory is that, once they get into their elder years, Virizion will get together with its brethren, Cobalion and Terrakion, at a sacred temple located at the very center of the Unova region or whatever region that they happen to be in and send all of their energy into the temple to create new versions of themselves, the former Pokémon will die soon after.
#641: Tornadus
Type: Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 13 inch, green, tapered with several purple bumps
The lower half of Tornadus's body is covered in a cloud of energy, but it comes into contact with a Reveal Glass, Tornadus will shift into it's bird-like Therian form. Tornadus zooms through the skies at speeds of up to 200 miles per hour, and can expel tons of energy through its tail to create powerful wind storms.
Blink and you will certainly miss Tornadus passing by, so observing it, much less for mating habits, can be quite a challenge, especially given that Tornadus is an all-male Pokémon species. One theory suggests that Tornadus will find a suitable female Pokémon to mate with and, without that Pokémon even realizing what is going on, will mate with that Pokémon and bless them with its young. However, given that no Pokémon has ever been seen with a young Tornadus, this theory was disproved.
Another theory suggests that Tornadus gets together with its brethren, Thundurus, to mate, but then Thundurus is also all-male, so this couldn't be the case unless some kind of male pregnancy situation were to happen.
#642: Thundurus
Type: Electric/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 13 inch, blue, barbed
The spikes on Thundurus's tail discharge immense bolts of lightning, and it often does so as it flies around the Unova region, creating forest fires. Countless char marks on the landscape can be found from where Thundurus has appeared. Thundurus's lower half is often covered in a cloud of energy, but it can revert to its bipedal Therian form once met with a Reveal Glass.
Thundurus's mating habits are about as mysterious as they come, especially given that it is an all-male Pokémon species. Some researchers believe that Thundurus gets together with its brethren, Tornadus, and mates with it during times when they just need to release and may also find a female Pokémon similar size and mate with them forcefully, making it disliked even more.
It is likely that Thundurus mates in its Therian form as that's the form where its lower half and therefore its genitals are revealed.
#643: Reshiram
Type: Fire/Dragon
Penis Length/Design: 16 inch, white, tapered
According to legends, Reshiram can send flames through its tail that can burn up everything around it, and flaring its tail can cause Reshiram to move the heat energy in the atmosphere, changing the world's weather. Reshiram is also said to appear to those who want to build a world of truth.
Ordinarily, Reshiram keeps to itself in an area of Unova that no human has yet to touch as it protects and guards truth in the region, only to ever reveal itself to humans when summoned by the Light Stone, however, despite what many might believe, Reshiram do not live forever. Once a century, a Reshiram from another region will appear and mate with the Reshiram that guards Unova, and since Reshiram need to be able to create new Truth Guardians for both their home region, Reshiram are hermaphrodites that will get each other pregnant before the foreign Reshiram heads back home.
To mate, the Reshiram will first surround themselves in a field of flames to keep themselves protected as their mating ritual is very sacred and cannot be interrupted for anything. The two Reshiram will take turns mating with each other and getting each other pregnant, usually going either missionary or doggy style depending on which the sub prefers.
#644: Zekrom
Type: Electric/Dragon
Penis Length/Design: 16 inch, black, tapered
In legends, Zekrom would conceal itself in lightning clouds as it flies around the Unova region, sending powerful lightning bolts from its tail, which acts as a giant generator. Zekrom appears to those who want to build an ideal world.
It is said that Zekrom lives in a cave high above the clouds and will reveal itself once summoned by a Dark Stone. Once a century, however, a Zekrom from a far away region will travel to the Zekrom guarding Unova and mate with it to create new keepers of ideals for both regions, though, since Zekrom are hermaphrodites that can take on both the male and female role, they will first clash electricity to determine which will take the dominant role first.
Before mating, Zekrom will surround itself in a field of lightning to keep themselves safe and secured, the first dominant Zekrom will then push its very large penis into the vagina of the submissive Zekrom until it is satisfied, then the other Zekrom will have its turn. Zekrom eggs, and Reshiram eggs for that matter, take up to 6 months to develop inside their parent then an additional year before hatching, during which they will be heavily guarded.
#645: Landorus
Type: Ground/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 15 inch, orange, horsecock
From the forces of lightning and wind, Landorus creates energy to give nutrients to soil and make the land abundant, and any crops that Landorus has visited will be blessed with bounty, thus giving Landorus the title 'Guardian of the Fields'. Should Tornadus and Thundurus happen to meet and battle, Landorus will be there to stop them from destroying the land.
Landorus normally has a cloud of energy surrounding its lower region, but can revert to a mammalian Therian form when in contact with a Reveal Glass. It's also believed that this is the form that Landorus mates with, as it's the only way you can see Landorus's lower half. The only tricky part is that Landorus is completely male, so many are left to wonder just what sort of Pokémon Landorus can mate with, especially since both Tornadus and Thundurus are also male.
One theory suggests that Landorus is actually capable of mating with either Tornadus or Thundurus and, through this, they inject an egg though a special sac located near Landorus's testicles that mixes with Landorus's sperm to make a new Landorus, in a male pregnancy type of deal. Some also believe that Landorus mates with other strong female Pokémon to create more of itself. It's a mystery that has baffled many a researcher.
#646: Kyurem
Type: Dragon/Ice
Penis length/design: 14 inch, icicle/16 inch, icicle with white streaks/15 inch, icicle with black streaks
Said to be a hollow shell of a Pokémon that was split to form the guardians of truth and ideals, Kyurem contains a tremendous amount of power that is bound up by extreme cold, and should this energy leak out, then Kyurem will freeze itself.
The DNA within Kyurem is very much identical to that of Reshiram and Zekrom and, if it ever comes into contact with either, Kyurem can absorb one of these Pokémon and take on either the power of ice and fire or ice and electricity. This transformation can also alter Kyurem's genitals to give them either white or black streaks, a larger size and can cause its genitals to emit heat or generate electricity for whatever it mates with.
Since Kyurem's body is made of ice, it has no need to mate to reproduce, but instead it will first find a large Ice Type Pokémon, freeze that Pokémon where it's standing and mate with it. Since Kyurem is a hermaphrodite, it can mate with just about any Pokémon it wishes.
#647: Keldeo
Type: Water/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 12/15 inch, horsecock
The most recent addition to the Swords of Justice, Keldeo dashes across the world, blasting water from its hooves to allow it to glide across water, as it strengthens and develops the power of its horn. When enough power has been generated, Keldeo's form will change and it will become much faster and its horn will turn into a sword that can slice through anything.
It is said that Keldeo was found by Cobalion, Terrakion and Virizion years ago and has since been taught how to fight by the trio, adopting it as one of their own. Since its unknown where Keldeo exactly came from, the trio has also allowed Keldeo to mate with them so it doesn't feel too lonely, though it is also said that Keldeo was able to have offspring through this.
Ordinarily, Keldeo's penis is quite large for its size, but it becomes even larger when in its Resolute form and its sperm becomes much more potent, the same can be said about a Keldeo's vagina. Keldeo's sperm isn't as watery as some Water Types, but it is still as effective.
#648: Meloetta
Type: Normal/Psychic, Normal/Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, humanoid
The melodies sung by Meloetta are able to convey the emotions of any creature, human or Pokémon, and get them to feel happy or sad, and many songs today are inspired by Meloetta's melodies. In battle, Meloetta can change into a special Pirouette form where it is able to dance while singing to signal its attacks.
Meloetta is said to appear to those who it feels are in need of a song, specifically those who have feelings of hate or anger, but otherwise it tends to stay well away from humans so mating habits can be quite a mystery. It is thought that Meloetta has a special melody that it only sings when in need of a mate, but not just any mate. Meloetta will, supposedly, only mate with other Meloetta as they fear that offspring with other Pokémon won't be able to sing like them, even if it's another Pokémon famous for singing like Jigglypuff.
Given their feminine appearance, it can be a bit tough to picture male Meloetta, but they do exist. During mating, Meloetta will go into their Pirouette form as they grove and sway their hips into each other, often dancing while mating. Once an egg is laid, Meloetta will then create a barrier of sound around the egg that makes it appear to be invisible, as to why no one has ever seen one.
#649: Genesect
Type: Bug/Steel
Penis Length/Design: 14 inch, tapered
A cousin to Kabutops, Genesect once roamed the Earth about 300 million years ago and was feared as one of the strongest hunters. Recently discovered and unearthed by Team Plasma, Genesect was then altered and given the metal suit that it wears today which also upgraded the canon on its back.
Since no one has ever seen Genesect without this metal suit, and since it also can't survive in today's atmosphere without it, how Genesect mated in its time is quite a mystery. It is thought that, during its time, Genesect would find a mate and first display its strength by firing blasts from the canon on its back, something that the mate-to-be would respond by firing a similar blast.
It's unknown how much of Genesect's former physical body is inside of the metal suit, so whether or not it even has genitals anymore is still uncertain. One can imagine that, during its time, Genesect must not have been as much of a successful mate as it was a hunter as not many Genesect fossils have been found yet.
And there we go, Sexdex entries for all Gen 5 Pokémon. I hope you enjoyed learning about these mating habits as I enjoyed writing them, and if you did then please let me know by Favoriting or following this as well as the sections for Gens 1-4.
Take care and I'll see you when it's time to get Gen 6 going.
