#659: Bunnelby
Type: Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, thin, tapered
Bunnelby use their long ears like shovels to dig holes and create their burrows, and they'll often dig the whole night through. Digging strengthens Bunnelby's ears so much that they can effortlessly slice through thick roots, making them pests to farmers but is also why Ground Type Pokémon often take residence at Kalos farms.
In the Kalos region, there is a popular term 'breed like Bunnelby' which only makes sense because Bunnelby babies really do seem to just pop up out of nowhere all the time. Once a mate has found, Bunnelby will dig enough to combine their burrows and will get to mating right away.
Bunnelby mating happens very quickly as well, male Bunnelby will be quick to stick their small but effective penis into the female Bunnelby's vagina, often going face to face with the female lying on the ground, and it only takes a few minutes before the male Bunnelby squirts a bit of semen into the female. Bunnelby gestation only lasts about a week, which is another reason why they're able to reproduce so quickly.
#660: Diggersby
Type: Normal/Ground
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, thick, tapered
Using their powerful ears, Diggersby can heft boulders that weigh a ton with ease and can be a big help at construction sites. With the power of an excavator, Diggersby can use its ears to reduce dense bedrock to pebbles, and when it is finished digging, it lounges around lazily.
When enticing a mate, male Diggersby will show off by lifting as big and heavy of a boulder as they can find with their ears and throwing those boulders as far as they can. After evolving, Diggersby construct a new, larger burrow which the female Diggersby will invite the male to, if she is interested.
Diggersby's genitals become larger and thicker after evolving, so if a Diggersby already had a mate before evolving, they'll often have to wait until their mate evolves to mate again. Male Diggersby will pound their penis into the female like a jackhammer, making both of them feel really good until the male ejaculates.
#661: Fletchling
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
Fletchling are usually very friendly and send signals to one another with beautiful chirps and tail-feather movements. Despite their happy chirps, Fletchling are merciless when intruders come into their territory.
Unsurprisingly, Fletchling's melodic chirps are exactly what they use when attracting and enticing mates. Fletchling will chirp to a melody that varies from Fletchling to Fletchling and can range from slow to fast and from high pitched to relatively low pitched. Once a mate has been found, the two Fletchling will then work together to build a nest out of twigs and fallen sticks.
Fletchling prefer to mate at night as that's when most Pokémon are asleep and they can get more privacy. Female Fletchling will often chirp another special song during mating which entices the male and gets him to reach an orgasm quicker.
#662: Fletchinder
Type: Fire/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, tapered
Fletchinder's stomach contains a sac that fills up with flame over time and the hotter this flame gets, the faster Fletchinder can fly, but it can take some time to get this flame going. To look for prey, Fletchinder will shoot embers from its beak to light the tall grass on fire before pouncing on bewildered prey as they pop out of the grass.
Now more about their flames than their chirps, Fletchinder compete for mating rights by building up the flame in their flame sac to allow them to fly as fast as possible, then a group of same-gendered Fletchinder will have a competition to see which is faster, the winner getting first pick for mates.
Female Fletchinder prefer to mate in the comfort of their own nest as they know the perfect spot to store eggs, though if the male Fletchinder's nest happens to be close by then she will be happy to oblige. Fletchinder will often shoot small embers onto their mate to make them feel even better while mating.
#663: Talonflame
Type: Fire/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, tapered, red on the top half, white on the lower half
In the fever of an exciting battle, Talonflame will shoot a flurry of embers between the gaps in its feathers as it zooms through the air at speeds of up to 310 miles per hour. Once prey has been taken out by flames, Talonflame will then sweep in to finish the prey with a powerful kick.
To attract mates, Talonflame will first fly up high as they can as fast as they can before spinning in mid-air and sending out embers, making it look like a spinning firework, an effect that is especially effective at night. The potential mate will then respond to Talonflame with its own spinning flurry of embers, which they both do high enough so that they don't accidentally start any forest fires.
While Talonflame may be fast in the air, they actually prefer to slow down when mating and really take the time to enjoy the intimate moment, often lasting for half an hour. Of course, this doesn't mean Talonflame don't like going fast at all, just before orgasm, the male Talonflame will pick up the pace and hump at about 10 thrusts per second before releasing very hot seed into the female Talonflame or other large bird Pokémon's vagina.
#664: Scatterbug
Type: Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 1 inch, black, very thin
Scatterbug's body is coated in a special black powder that regulates its body temperature so it can live in just about any environment and any climate at any time of the year. When attacked by bird Pokémon, one of its main predators, Scatterbug will release this powder which can cause paralysis on contact.
During the springtime, Scatterbug will often roam the floors of Kalos forests looking for mates and female Scatterbug's body powder will take on a slight grey tone that mixes with their own pheromones to create a male Scatterbug attracting aroma that becomes very present when the female Scatterbug releases this powder.
Scatterbug often climb into hollow holes in trees to mate, and while they mate the male Scatterbug will also release some of its body powder which acts as an aphrodisiac to the female Scatterbug. Scatterbug's genitals also get coated in their powder which supposedly aids in fertility. Scatterbug mating happens rather quickly, and their eggs are often kept coated in the body powder of their parents for protection.
#665: Spewpa
Type: Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 1 inch, pink, very thin
Spewpa live within the shadows of thickets and when predators attack, Spewpa will bristle the fur covering its body in an effort to threaten them. When bristled, Spewpa's fur becomes so tough that not even the beaks of bird Pokémon can't break through them. To defend themselves, Spewpa will release a paralyzing powder.
With their mobility down, it can be a wonder as to just how Spewpa look for a mate much less how actual mating works. One thing that is known is that, if a Spewpa already has a mate before evolution, that mate will stick with Spewpa and protect them as Spewpa awaits evolution. Otherwise, Spewpa are pretty much left to fend for themselves and hope that they find a mate after evolving.
Spewpa can willingly unharden their fur to allow mates easier access to their genitals, but if their mate is being too rough then Spewpa aren't afraid to bristle up their fur as a warning.
#...Triple 6: Vivillon
Type: Bug/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, prehensile, thin.
Depending on what sort of environment it was in at the time of evolution, Vivillon will take on one of 17 unique wing patterns that range in color and design, one of the rarest being a design that looks like a Pokéball. These wing patterns are used to tell researchers where that Vivillon has lived.
Obviously Vivillon are more than capable of mating with the Vivillon that have the same wing pattern, but many Vivillon are wanderers who like to go to all sorts of different environments as they scatter colorful scales, so there can be all sorts of wing pattern pairings for Vivillon mates. Vivillon don't even seem to be picky about which wing pattern their mate has.
During mating, Vivillon will release even more scales than normal as the male works his penis like an added limb, squirming in the vagina of the female Vivillon and making her feel as good as possible.
#667: Litleo
Type: Normal/Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, barbed tip
Litleo often set off from their pride to live on their own as they become stronger and wiser. The stronger the opponent it faces, the more heat surges from Litleo's mane therefore the more power flows through its body. Litleo are hot-bodied Pokémon that are quick to fight.
Rare male Litleo are often exiled from their pride before they even have a chance to do so on their own terms as male Litleo tend to be more aggressive and dangerous, especially those that are getting near evolution. If a male Litleo does happen to find a pride of females, which do consist of both Litleo and Pyroar, that Litleo will have to battle its way through the stronger members of the pride to deserve mating rights.
Male Litleo are often afraid of females since they also often get bullied by females once they reach a certain age, and are only allowed to mate when the female is both in heat and actually desires that male, no sooner no later. Litleo mating is very much a go-in-release-sperm-pull-out scenario where the female Litleo may threaten to bite or shoot fire at the male if he's being too rough or not rough enough.
#668: Pyroar
Type: Normal/Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, barbed tip
Pyroar's fiery breath burns at temperatures of more than 10,000 degrees F and will ferociously challenge any intruder.
Having been bullied by females, male Pyroar become even more aggressive and dominant than ever, and those with the largest mane are deemed to be the leader of the pride. Once a male Pyroar has claimed its pride, it will stop at nothing to make sure that every female, be it Pyroar or Litleo, gets impregnated, which is backed up by its testicles that can fill up at a very fast rate.
Should an opposing Pyroar come into its pride and challenge it, a fiery battle will commence, a battle that will often be to the death, as they fight for dominance, and if that Pyroar gets defeated, then it will be exiled from the pride and be forced to find a new one.
Female Pyroar, who are often the caretakers and protectors of the young, will sometimes sneak a mating session with the lesser males to help them feel like part of the pride, but it has to be anal as the king Pyroar would be furious if it were to find a Litleo that wasn't its own pop up in the pride.
#669: Flabébé
Type: Fairy
Average Vaginal Depth: ½ inches
One of the first Pokémon that led to the discovery of the Fairy type, Flabébé draws out and controls the power of flowers. When Flabébé finds a flower that it really likes, it will hold onto this flower for its life, though some believe that that flower is actually part of Flabébé's body.
As an all-female Pokémon species, Flabébé need to look to other small Pokémon such as Spritzee or Swirlix to mate with them. When a desirable mate is found, Flabébé will waft an aroma from their flower, which is filled with pheromones, that can entice the nose of just about anyone who smells it, human and Pokémon alike.
Flabébé will put their flower down before mating but will keep it close by as they need it for protection and getting power for their moves. If a mate even appears to be too big for Flabébé, or if its mate is being too rough too fast, then it will spray that mate with pollen and flee.
#670: Floette
Type: Fairy
Average Vaginal Depth: 2 inches
Floette flutters around while holding a flower and cares for field of flowers and will tend to any flowers that are starting to wilt, it is also said that Floette will dance upon seeing a well-tended flower bed. In battle, Floette will draw out hidden power from flowers to use as its own power.
Since they are slightly larger, Floette are more open to finding larger mates but are also happy to stick with any mate they may happen to have upon evolution. When in need of a mate, Floette will wave their flower and send out a pheromone filled pollen that, once it enters the nose of anyone in a mile radius, will cause that Pokémon to go right for it.
Floette will hold onto their flower while mating as they can use it to spread even more pollen, which once Floette gets going becomes even stronger, to really get its mate going and lead its mate to a bigger, more potent orgasm. While Floette do find mates in other male Pokémon for reproduction purposes, two Floette mates have been occasionally spotted.
#671: Florges
Type: Fairy
Average Vaginal Depth: 7 inches
Florges claim vast fields of flowers as their territory and pay close mind to keep those flowers happy and healthy, obtaining power from a hidden energy found in the flowers. In the old days, governors would invite Florges to create flower gardens to embellish the domains.
In the springtime, Florges will use the flower mane surrounding its head to release a strong, sweet pollen that can attract any male Pokémon of similar size and same egg group. While Florges can mate with any male Pokémon in the Fairy egg group, Florges very much prefers other plant-based Pokémon like Whismicott or Breloom.
Florges often wrap the leaves that sprout from their ankles around their mate to show even more tender affection, and will continue to release sweet smelling pollen from their flower mane to drive their mate wild.
#672: Skiddo
Type: Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, thin
Skiddo is said to be one of the first Pokémon to ever live alongside humans in harmony and has a placid disposition. As long as it has sunshine and water, then Skiddo does not need to eat because it can absorb nutrients and generate energy from the leaves on its back.
These days, Skiddo are very popular amongst farms and ranches as they are very easy to take care of and are beloved by many, but that doesn't mean there aren't any wild Skiddo out there. Wild Skiddo make themselves look more attractive by soaking in rivers or lakes under direct sunlight to make the leaves on their back shinier, brighter and glossier.
Male Skiddo have a penis that is long enough to where, if they turn their head around and arch their back, they are capable of sucking on their own penis, but of course having a mate tend to their penis is a lovely feeling too.
#673: Gogoat
Type: Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, thin
Due to their size, Gogoat are popular for being ridden and can sense how their trainer is feeling by how its trainer is gripping its horns. Wild Gogoat live in herds and the leader of the herd is decided by clashing of their horns.
Just like their pre-evolution, Gogoat will soak in river or lake water under direct sunlight to make the leaves on their neck and back shinier, but the will also headbutt trees to make their horns even sturdier. Once a mate has been acquired, Gogoat will then do what it takes to protect its mate, charging at any threat with its horns once it feels the threat's anger.
Male Gogoat can easily tell whether or not their mate is enjoying a mating session simply by sensing their breathing patterns, the noises they make, and how much the female is clenching on their penis. This level of sensing feelings make Gogoat excellent mates.
#674: Pancham
Type: Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, very thick
Pancham does its best to maintain an intimidating look, but its glare is not that intimidating, plus it just can't help but grin if someone rubs its head. Chewing on a leaf is a trademark for Pancham, no one is quite sure why it does this it's just something that's accepted.
Pancham often train under the advice of Pangoro, who serves as its master, where it learns how to battle and hunt for prey, but mating and attracting mates is something that Pancham kind of has to figure out on its own. Luckily, Pancham's adorable face is quite irresistible, especially when it gives a joyous smile.
Male Pancham sprout a penis that's about as thick as their arm and is a bit difficult to push into the female Pancham's vagina, but once inside the male Pancham will keep on thrusting away until he and his mate are fully satisfied. To spice things up, Pancham mates may gnaw on each other's leaf as it contains their scent and taste.
#675: Pangoro
Type: Fighting/Dark
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, very thick
Although it possesses a violent temperament, Pangoro does not put up with bullying and will charge ahead at opponents like a berserker, giving little care whether or not it takes any hits and Pangoro's arms are mighty enough to snap a telephone pole like a toothpick.
Pangoro uses the leaf in its mouth to sense the movement of enemies, and male Pangoro can also use it to detect movement that suggests a female Pangoro that's in heat. Once a mate has been found, Pangoro will then show off its strength by smashing down trees, boulders and just about anything in a 10 foot radius.
Pangoro are quite rough when it comes to mating, aggressive males will often throw the female onto the ground before pushing his very thick penis into her vagina, giving little care for speed. Female Pangoro are able to fight back for this as they can also clench the insides of their vagina so much that the male cannot enter past a certain point, and can even get trapped in the vagina.
#676: Furfrou
Type: Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, knotted
Well known for their gorgeous, fluffy fur, Furfrou will be held in competitions to see who can trim their fur to look the most elegant. Trimming Furfrou's fur not only makes it look prettier, but also makes its movements swifter.
Once these competitions are complete, the winning male and female Furfrou will then be taken into a back room where they will be bred to create even more beautiful Furfrou. In the wild, however, Furfrou's fur may continue to grow until it covers their body and they need to rely on a Honedge or other Pokémon known for cutting to cut them down and make them look more attractive for mates.
Female Furfrou will release a musky smelling aroma from their vagina just before mating to entice the male and get him even more ready for mating. Like with many canine Pokémon, the knot on Furfrou's penis will inflate wide before being pushed into the female, locking the two together as the male Furfrou ejaculates.
#677: Espurr
Type: Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, barbed, grey
Espurr contain enough psychic power to blast everything within 300 feet from itself, but Espurr has no control over its power. While Espurr may appear to just be staring intensely, that's actually Espurr doing its best to keep its psychic power under control.
Espurr often pay so much attention to keeping their power under control that basic Pokémon instincts such as eating, releasing waste and mating rarely ever come to mind. When Espurr find a desirable mate, it will often just get right to mating without thinking.
Espurr like to use their psychic power to hold down their mate while mating and also sometimes to hypnotize their mate, but that's only if Espurr's mate agrees to the hypnosis. Just before orgasm, Espurr may accidentally let go of some of their psychic power and cause a 20 foot blast of energy that won't kill anything but will leave a small crater.
#678: Meowstic
Type: Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, barbed, blue
The eye pattern in Meowstic's ears contain powerful psychic energy, but Meowstic keeps its ears tightly covered as the power is just too immense. When in danger, Meowstic will raise its ears and emit enough psychic energy to grind a 10-ton truck into dust.
Male Meowstic, easily identifiable by their primarily blue fur, will look for a mate by surrounding itself with psychic energy and levitating, searching through forests to find any female Meowstic, identifiable by their primarily white fur, or other small female Pokémon in their egg group. Female Meowstic may raise their right ear to send psychic waves that any nearby male Meowstic can detect to know that she is in need.
During mating, Meowstic may open up their ears just a touch to make them levitate or to hold down their mate as they work their magic. Meowstic also enjoy hypnotizing their mate and getting them to do whatever Meowstic pleases, as long as Meowstic's mate agrees to the hypnosis in the first place.
And that's where I'll stop for now.
If you have read up to this point, then I hope you enjoyed the series so far. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Honedge, Spritzee, Swirlix and more so stay tuned for that.
Bye!