#679: Honedge
Type: Steel/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, spirit stick
It is thought that Honedge was born when ancient spirits managed to possess a sword, and said spirit is of the person who wielded the sword. If grabbed by the hilt, then Honedge will wrap its blue cloth around its victim's arm and drain them of their life energy.
Despite the fact that it's literally a sword, it is discovered that Honedge does, in fact, have genders, these genders likely came from whoever's spirit possessed the sword in the first place. When two Honedge of different genders meet, they will greet each other by clashing with each other, not in a fighting style but more of a dance.
Honedge reproduction is quite interesting. It was originally thought that the only way Honedge COULD be made is if people, more specifically knights, died while still holding their sword, but it's been discovered that there's another way to reproduce.
Part of the male Honedge will seep out of its eye and extend to be put into the female Honedge's eye, then, over time, a new spirit will grow inside the female Honedge that, once released, will be drawn to the nearest unused sword it can find and possess it, thus creating a new Honedge.
#680: Doublade
Type: Steel/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, dual spirit sticks
Upon evolution, Honedge is split into two swords to create Doublade and the two swords of Doublade cooperate using telepathy for coordinating attacks and slashing using their ribbons. Doublade's swords can also rub together to make a metallic sound to unnerve opponents.
With a Pokémon such as Doublade being discovered to have genders, it can be quite interesting to imagine how they mate, especially if it's with other Pokémon. One thing that is known is that Doublade seem to entice mates by clashing their dual swords with each other in a unique way, making a sound that apparently is music to the ears of any Pokémon in the Mineral egg group.
When two Doublade get close enough, the male Doublade will extend spirit beams from their eyes which can go into the eyes of a female Doublade and send part of their own spirit to mix with that of the female's, after a few months the female Doublade will materialize an egg from her spirits to become a new Honedge. If it's another Pokémon, then Doublade's spirit will mix with the soul of that Pokémon to make babies.
#681: Aegislash
Type: Steel/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, spirit stick
It is said that ancient kings were guarded by Aegislash, who could use their spectral power to manipulate the minds of opponents, both people and Pokémon. Aegislash has two stances, one dedicated to defense, the other for offense.
Aegislash have been around for many generations, but how they reproduce is quite intriguing. It was once a complete mystery as Aegislash is but a sword and shield, but with it being discovered to have genders, that begs the question of how Aegislash can possibly mate.
The simple truth is that Aegislash don't mate. Aegislash's primary goal in life is to guard, whether its guarding a king, its trainer, other Pokémon, etc. and it can't break from this defensive state so it relies on Honedge and Doublade to do the mating for them while they keep close guard.
#682: Spritzee
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered
Spritzee emits a scent that gives joy to those who smell it, and this scent can change depending on Spritzee's diet. In the past, royal women would always carry a Spritzee around instead of a perfume bottle, these days Spritzee are still very much loved by all women.
True to their nature, female Spritzee have a special musky fragrance that they can release from their vagina when in need of a mate, and is quite effective for enticing almost any small male Pokémon in the Fairy egg group. Male Spritzee have a similar tactic, but their scent is stored away inside their testicles, so they need to get themselves erect then smear pre-cum onto trees or the ground to attract mates.
During mating, Spritzee will continue to release their scent into the air, and anything within about 15 feet from the mating Spritzee will be able to smell it and the scent will linger for about an hour after mating. Upon orgasm, male Spritzee's scent will become even stronger as the scent stored in their testicles and mixed with their sperm is dumped into the female.
#683: Aromatisse
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, tapered
Aromatisse devises various scents, both pleasant and unpleasant, for whatever the situation may be, and during battle, Aromatisse will release some of these unpleasant scents to give itself the edge. Aromatisse can even emit smells that are so powerful, it can cause an opponent to lose their sense of smell entirely.
As if it needed to be said, Aromatisse also have scents that they use when enticing mates. These scents can only be made in the springtime, however, which is also Aromatisse's mating season, and can only be made by females in heat. Female Aromatisse will waft the scent that comes from their vagina in all directions in hopes that there's a male nearby that can satisfy them.
Aromatisse's scents become even stronger during mating, so strong that they can even temporarily take away their own or each other's sense of smell, and the smell can extend to a 30 foot circumference and linger for almost 2 hours after mating. Aromatisse's eggs, as well as Spritzee's for that matter, have a very strong scent surrounding them to keep predators away.
#684: Swirlix
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, swirled
The main part of Swirlix's diet is sugar, they eat their body weight in sugar and sweets every single day and if Swirlix doesn't get enough sugar, then it gets grumpy. Swirlix eats so much sugar, in fact, that its fur is sticky and sweet, just like cotton candy, hence the name the Cotton Candy Pokémon. When attacked, Swirlix shoots strings of sticky ropes to entangle opponents.
Swirlix's sweet, sticky nature only doubles when it is looking for a mate, unless it hadn't eaten enough sugar that day. Swirlix will often share some of its sweets with its potential mate, then if the mate is interested in moving things forward, then it will celebrate by eating nearly twice its body weight.
Swirlix, with its mate's permission, love to hold its mate down with its sticky ropes during mating to keep the mate in place. These ropes do fade after about half an hour, so there isn't much worry about that. Male Swirlix have a penis that twists and swirls from the base to the tip, giving a more tapered look with the swirled design, and it plays very well with the swirled walls of a female Swirlix's vagina, though Swirlix can unswirl their genitals when mating with other Pokémon.
#685: Slurpuff
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, swirled
Slurpuff uses their nose, which is 100 times more sensitive than human noses, to get a sense of the world around it, and can detect even the faintest of scents to see what is going on, even detect if enemies are approaching. Slurpuff are beloved by pastry chefs as their sense of smell is a big help when determining the doneness of pastries or if something is burning.
Male Slurpuff can use their scent to detect if a female is in heat from miles and miles away, even be able to detect what Pokémon it is and whether or not they're biologically compatible. When looking for a mate on their own terms, however, Slurpuff will get some items from pastry shops, who are happy to lend a few scraps and leftover items as it prevents waste, and will offer it to a potential mate.
Slurpuff have a swirled penis that they can unswirl at will, like a pig's tail, and this is especially helpful if Slurpuff is mating with a different Pokémon species. Slurpuff genital fluids are incredibly sticky, so Slurpuff often need to pull out just before or soon after orgasm to prevent themselves from being stuck to their mate for some time. They won't be stuck forever, the stickiness wears off over time, but it is a bit awkward for any passing by Pokémon.
#686: Inkay
Type: Dark/Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, thicker tentacle
Inkay use the light-emitting spots on their head to communicate with others in the water by flashing different patterns of light. When attacked, Inkay will flash its light at opponents to drain their will to fight as they make their escape.
When looking for a mate, Inkay will flash the light from their head with a slight bluish tone for males and pinkish tone for females, and if two Inkay of the opposite gender spot this then they will introduce themselves by spinning in the water and swirling around each other in a mating dance. To seal the deal, Inkay will touch heads and light up their spots.
During mating, female Inkay will rest upside-down on the shallow ocean floor as the male Inkay comes in and penetrates her with its penis, which looks like a longer, thicker version of their tentacles. While this is the more common position for Inkay, sometimes the male Inkay will sit upside-down to let the female take charge.
#687: Malamar
Type: Dark/Psychic
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, prehensile
One of the more dangerous sea Pokémon, Malamar will light up the spots that line the lower portion of their body and put anyone who looks into them into a hypnotic trance, giving Malamar full control over their movements and forcing them to do whatever it wants. Malamar lures prey with hypnotic movements of its tentacles before latching on and dissolving them with its digestive fluids.
Malamar's hypnotic effect does not work on other Malamar, so while finding a mate in another Malamar is a bit trickier, doing so with other Pokémon species is a breeze as they can hypnotize them and force them to mate with Malamar, regardless of gender, species or egg group. When Malamar do desire another Malamar, then they'll light up their body spots for each other in a pattern that lets that other Malamar know what it wants.
When mating with other Pokémon species, Malamar will use its head tentacles to latch onto sea rocks and flip its mate over, making its mate face upside-down as Malamar forces that mate into submission. Malamar's prehensile penis allows it to move through some of the more unique vaginal canals of some Pokémon.
#688: Binacle
Type: Rock/Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 8 foot, dual, tapered
When two Binacle find a suitable rock, they will latch themselves onto this rock and live together, cooperating to get food in high tides. If the two Binacle fight, then one or both Binacle will detach themselves from their rock and move to a new rock where a different Binacle will take its place.
Only same-gendered Binacle can latch onto the same rock and once latched onto their rock, Binacle can't really move, so male Binacle have developed a penis that reaches about 8 times its body size, giving it one of the largest penises relative to body size of all Pokémon, and since two Binacle live on the same rock, that means that Binacle can easily have up to 2 mates.
For mating, one of the male Binacle will stretch its penis out to latch onto the vagina of one of the female Binacle where it will deposit sperm and, after a month long gestation period and another month after laying an egg, spawn new Binacle.
#689: Barbaracle
Type: Rock/Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 foot, 7, prehensile, tapered
7 Binacle come together to form Barbaracle, the Binacle that ends up being Barbaracle's head gives orders to the others. Having eyes on its hands, feet and shoulders, Barbaracle is able to see in all directions, it attacks with the power of 7 Binacle and, in a pinch, Barbaracle's limbs can move independently to ensure the enemy's defeat.
As stated, only 7 same-gendered Binacle can come together to form Barbaracle and since Barbaracle is more mobile than Binacle, they do not have a need for as long of a penis, but instead they have numbers on their side as male Barbaracle have 7 penises that connect to each individual Binacle and can release sperm independently, female Barbaracle have, you guessed it, 7 vaginas that each have their own birth canal, so female Barbaracle can easily have up to septuplets.
However, only the Binacle that takes Barbaracle's head is allowed to pick what mate they can have, not that the other Biancle are picky in any way. While Barbaracle can penetrate all of a female Barbaracle's vaginas easily, sometimes they will wrap some of their penises around each other to make one large penis to deliver even more pleasure.
#690: Skrelp
Type: Poison/Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, prehensile, tapered
Camouflaging as a rotten piece of sea kelp, Skrelp drift along the ocean's surface as it waits for seaweed eating Pokémon to swim by for Skrelp to spray that Pokémon with poison and eat it instead. Skrelp also uses this tactic to avoid being eaten by enemies.
Skrelp spend most of their time drifting along the Kalos ocean surface as it awaits evolution, but it does drift off from its normal spot to look for a mate. When a desired mate is found, usually another Skrelp or other poisonous sea Pokémon, female Skrelp will release a bit of poison from their vagina that contains pheromones to entice the mate.
Skrelp often mate while drifting along the ocean surface, making it look like two pieces of rotten sea kelp are flopping along each other. Skrelp will dive down to the ocean floor to lay and tend to their eggs before they hatch.
#691: Dragalge
Type: Poison/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, prehensile, tapered
It is thought that any ships that wander into Dragalge's territory are never seen again. Dragalge spit a poison that is so concentrated that it can dissolve metal and generates dragon energy by sticking the plume on top of its head out of the water to bathe in the sunlight.
When a mate has been found, Dragalge will surround itself and its mate in fields of poison to keep any predators away as they get to mating. Dragalge mate close to the surface of the water as the sunlight gets into their head plume and drives up their sex drive.
Dragalge's prehensile penis looks a bit like a long piece of dead sea kelp and they can move it independently as the waves can often cause them to get thrown off course.
#692: Clauncher
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered, hemipenises
Clauncher fights by releasing bursts of internal gas through their large right claw, expelling water like a pistol with enough force to shatter rock. If Clauncher's claws fall off, then they can regenerate, and Clauncher claws are a bit of a delicacy in Kalos.
Clauncher with a larger right claw are often given the bigger rights to select mates, and Clauncher with a smaller claws need to battle for their own rights, sometimes challenging larger clawed Clauncher for mating rights in a battle that ends once one Clauncher loses its claw. As stated, Clauncher's claws do regenerate over time, but this does leave them highly vulnerable to predators.
Clauncher like to mate in small sea caves and will often cling to the walls or ceiling as they do what nature intends for them to do. Clauncher eggs are about as sturdy as the shell that covers their body.
#693: Clawitzer
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, tapered, hemipenises
When in danger, Clawitzer will fire a canon ball of water from their engorged right claw with enough force to pierce tanker hulls, and by expelling water from the back of this claw, Clawitzer can move through the water at speeds of up to 69 miles per hour.
Just like their pre-evolutions, competing Clawitzer will have a battle to see which deserves best mating rights by firing balls of water at each other until one is either knocked out or its claw becomes so damaged that it can no longer make any shots. Clawitzer's claw can heal if damaged, but they'll often go into hiding during this time as they can't move as fast or defend themselves as easily.
Clawitzer have to mate face to face as their massive claw can get in the way if they do it otherwise, though Clawitzer do like to expel water from the back of their claw to make them spin and the movement does seem to drive up their sex drive even more.
#694: Helioptile
Type: Electric/Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, tapered, yellow
Helioptile generate energy and build up electric power by expanding the frills on the side of their head and basking in the sunlight, so eating and is not a requirement for them. Should this process get interrupted, then it will stress Helioptile to the point where their power will weaken.
Helioptile take residence in deserts where the climate is dry and hot and they look for a mate by extending and collapsing their frills in a pattern, similar to Morse Code, which other Helioptile can detect and know what's going on. When two Helioptile that like each other meet, then they will turn their frills to face each other to reflect the sunlight to each other and give them even more energy.
Helioptile like to mate during noon in the summertime when the sun is at its brightest and hottest as that gives them the most energy which they convert into sexual energy as they do their thing. Just like many Electric type Pokémon, Helioptile can send sparks through their genitals to give each other even more pleasure.
#695: Heliolisk
Type: Electric/Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, yellow, pointed ring around the tip.
When Heliolisk extends the frills around its neck and basks in the sunlight, it is able to generate enough sufficient energy and electricity to power a skyscraper. Heliolisk can use some of this electricity to stimulate its leg muscles, boosting the strength in its legs and allowing Heliolisk to run at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.
When looking for a mate, female Heliolisk will shine the sunlight down on its flared frills and slowly spin around, making it look somewhat like a lighthouse. If multiple male Heliolisk come to it, then Heliolisk will tap tails with the suitors, who will send as much electric energy through their tail as they can, and the female Heliolisk will decide a mate based on which male produces the most energy.
Running is not the only thing that Heliolisk can charge their muscles for, male Heliolisk will send sparks into their penis to make it more rigid, make their sperm more fertile and even make that Heliolisk last longer, female Heliolisk can do the same thing to their uterus to increase fertility. Just like with equine Pokémon, male Heliolisk have frills around their penis that swell up and flare just before orgasm to ensure the sperm stays in place and to ensure pregnancy.
#696: Tyrunt
Type: Rock/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered
Revived from a fossil that looks like a Pokémon's lower jaw, Tyrunt has a very short temper and when things don't go its way, it will throw a massive tantrum, running around wild and biting anything that crosses its path. Tyrunt's massive jaw possess enough strength to destroy and chew up a car.
Since Tyrunt's species was wiped out millions of years ago, it is hard to imagine just how they would find mates in their time, especially since a good majority of Tyrunt that have been revived are male. Through research and putting them in an environment similar to that of where they lived in ancient Kalos, it's discovered that, one, Tyrunt's short temper doubles during mating season and, due to their short arms, masturbation is not an option, and two, they show that they're interested in a mate by biting and chewing on the biggest object they can wrap their jaw around.
Just before mating, male Tyrunt will bite down on the female Tyrunt's rear to signify that she is taken before mounting her and beginning the mating process.
#697: Tyrantrum
Type: Rock/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, tapered
Back in their time, Tyrantrum were considered to be kings as their massive jaw, which contains enough bite strength to shred sheets of metal like they were made of paper, combined with Tyrantrum's body strength made them practically invincible.
Given their king-like status, it can be easy to think that mating for Tyrantrum was a breeze in their time, but this might not have been true. With such a high male population, Tyrantrum would constantly do battle with the only thing that could stop them during their time, other Tyrantrum, and it's suspected that these battles would often be to the death as the dueling Tyrantrum attempt to lethally bite each other.
While Tyrantrum's penis is larger, thereby making masturbation an option for them, nothing can beat putting their large penis into a female's vagina, especially since masturbation still poses to be a problem for female Tyrantrum, due to their arm size. Tyrantrum will often clamp their jaw down on their mate to lock them in place as they do their thing.
#698: Amaura
Type: Rock/Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 8 inch, blue, prehensile
Revived from a fossil that looks like a ship's sail that was found encased in ice, Amaura lived in cold Kalos climates where there were fewer predators like Tyrantrum. Whole Amarua have even been found frozen in ice for what had to have been at least 100 million years.
When looking for a mate, which they do at night because they like the cold, Amaura would extend their neck up towards The Moon and the light would cause the fins on their head to glow with a beautiful yellow hue, which can attract other nearby Amaura, but the problem is that Amaura have a 7:1 male to female ratio, and any female Amarua who would do this would often attract many suitors. Amaura will pick a mate based on the shine of their fins, the length of their neck and their overall appearance.
Amaura will go into caves found in cold areas to mate for privacy, and just before orgasm, Amaura's head fins will glow even brighter before the male Amaura dumps semen into the female. Amaura's prehensile penis allows them to find the female's vagina, which is located on the underside of her hind legs vs on the side of her rear.
#699: Aurorus.
Type: Rock/Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 14 inch, blue, prehensile
Restored from a fossil, Aurorus can expel air from the diamond shaped crystals that line their body, air that can get as cold as -240 degrees F, encasing the foe in ice. Aurorus can also use this tactic to create a wall of ice in front of themselves as they block attacks and make their escape.
Under the light of the full moon, Aurorus will make their head fins glow with many dazzling colors that can attract any Aurorus of the opposite gender. The fins of male Aurorus will give off a mostly blue tone while female Aurorus will have a greener tone, as to avoid confusion.
Just before mating, Aurorus will create a field of ice around themselves to keep out any predators and give themselves privacy, ice that they can easily take down once mating is finished. Aurorus eggs will also be encased in ice for their protection, which Aurorus will smash just before hatching so the baby inside can hatch easily.
#700: Sylveon
Type: Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 8 inch, white, knotted
The most recent evolution for Eevee discovered, Sylveon can use its ribbon-like feelers to stop any conflict, and it always wraps these feelers around the arm of its trainer for comfort. In the Galar region, there's a fairy tale that Sylveon would be used to keep destructive Dragon Pokémon away.
Sylveon can easily mate with any of the other evolutions in the Eevee line, but it very much prefers the company of Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and other Sylveon as Flareon are too hot, Glaceon are too cold, Vaporeon tend to leak fluids everywhere and Jolteon seem to always be releasing sparks. Once a mate has been found, Sylveon will wrap their feelers around the mate to send feelings of love and emotion.
During mating, Sylveon will rub their feelers around and on each other's genitals as this is supposed to increase fertility rates, and will continuously rub their feelers on each other to further stimulate each other.
Hard to believe I'm already at 700, course there are still many more to go. If you have made it to this point, then I hope you've enjoyed learning about these Pokémon mating habits as I have enjoyed coming up with them.
The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Hawlucha, Dedenne, Carbink and much more so stay tuned.