Well, I knew that Gen 6 was going to be a short one and I was right.
Since Gen 6 only has 6 legendary/mythical Pokémon, I decided to just fit them all into this last page and just get this gen finished. Hope you enjoy!
#701: Hawlucha
Type: Fighting/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered
Despite its small size, Hawlucha's fighting skills make it a posable match to some of the larger fighting Pokémon like Hairyama and Machamp. When battling, Hawlucha will spread its wings and dive in to attack from above, something that is quite difficult to defend against, and it always strikes a pose before striking its final move.
Hawlucha will glide through forests and tree tops in search of a mate, and when a mate is found then Hawlucha will start by performing several flashy poses followed by delivering rock shattering blows. When all else fails, Hawlucha will stand in the direction of the wind to ruffle their feathers a little and make them look even more stunning.
Hawlucha mate on tree tops where they are less likely to be disturbed, the male Hawlucha will make several poses as it goes along the mating process, even just before orgasm hits, while the female Hawlucha will move her arms in a just-as flashy way to show that she's into it.
#702: Dedenne
Type: Electric/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, electric plug shaped tip.
Dedenne use their tail to zap electricity from outlets in houses or power plants, then it will fire this electricity through its whiskers. Dedenne's whiskers also serve as antenna which they can use to send out electric waves that other Dedenne can pick up to know that there's food or predators nearby.
When looking for a mate, Dedenne will send out special electric signals and waves through their whiskers in hopes that any nearby Dedenne will pick up these waves and come to them. When two Dedenne mates have found each other, they will declare their love for each other by touching tails and sending sparks into each other's body.
Dedenne mating, like for many rodent Pokémon, happens very quickly, but is not any less efficient. The tip of Dedenne's penis resembles that of an electric plug that has multiple urethral openings which pairs perfectly with a female Dedenne's electric outlet of a vagina. Each small canal in a Dedenne's vagina leads to its own ovary, so multiple pregnancies for Dedenne are very common.
#703: Carbink
Type: Rock/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Born through hundreds of millions of years of geothermal temperatures and pressure, Carbink's body is studded with stunning gem-stones and minerals and are occasionally found at excavation or construction sites. When attacked, Carbink will fire beams from the stone on its head.
As stated, Carbink are formed naturally through pressure and high heat, so the need for sexual reproduction is beyond them. It is said, however, that somewhere deep within the Earth's crust, there's a mineral vein that houses dozens if not hundreds of Carbink, all of which are guarded by their queen, Diancie.
Even though Carbink can't have sex, they will often spin near each other while lighting up the gem on top of their head in what appears to be some kind of friendship dance.
#704: Goomy
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 1/2 inch, goo mound
Considered to be the weakest Dragon Type Pokémon, Goomy's body is composed of mostly water so if they are left in dry areas for too long, then they will dry out, so they live in damp, wet swamps. Goomy's body is covered in a slimy membrane that causes any physical attacks to just slide right off of it.
Since Goomy are so weak, they spend most of their days hiding from predators and if they're not doing that then they're looking for food or looking for a mate. When Goomy finds a desirable mate, then they will squish against each other in an affectionate way, sharing their body membrane and getting their scent on each other.
Goomy's penis is also rather short for its size and a female Goomy's vagina has such weak vaginal walls that it only takes a rather small amount of rough play for their walls to rupture and start seeping even more goo, so mating with any Pokémon other than other Goomy is not an option. Goomy eggs come out very slimy as so they slip if predators try to get them.
#705: Sliggoo
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, goo mound
When attacked, Sliggoo drive away opponents by secreting a sticky liquid that can dissolve anything. Sliggoo use their four antenna to pick up sounds and smells to help it detect the world around it as, upon evolution, Sliggoo's eyes devolve and they can't see a thing.
The lump on Sliggoo's back contains a tiny brain and they can only think of 2 things, finding food and escaping enemies, it can't even keep the thought of looking for mates in mind. When Sliggoo see another Pokémon that they really like, the only thing they can think of is whether or not that Pokémon is a threat to them and don't even consider enticing them.
The only time that mating ever really comes to Sliggoo's mind is when they are already in the process of mating with another Pokémon, Sliggoo often don't even remember that Pokémon asking them to mate either, but Sliggoo don't consider it to be rape either since they don't have the brain capacity to think such thoughts. Any mates for Sliggoo do have to deal with the bodily membrane that surrounds Sliggoo's body when mating with them which can feel a bit sticky at first, but will become fine after a short amount of time.
#706: Goodra
Type: Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, goo mound
A very friendly Dragon Pokémon, Goodra will hug its trainer, only to get its trainer covered in a sticky slime that coats its body. Goodra attacks using its horns which can deliver 100 times the blow of a heavyweight boxer.
Goodra's friendly nature makes it a perfect mate as it is very kind and loves to hug its mate, coating them in its slime. Goodra's brain is more evolved than Sliggoo, so they do pay mind to finding and enticing mates, they do this by eating a ton of berries beforehand that mixes with the slime that secretes from their body and gives Goodra a sweeter aroma.
It's easy to tell if you've mated with a Goodra recently as you will be fully covered in sticky slime afterwards, and if you're a female of any kind that you will certainly have to deal with sticky Goodra semen for at least a day afterwards, after which the slime will just wash out. Goodra's penis looks like a small, blobby mound that is sticky to the touch.
#707: Klefki
Type: Steel/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, key
Klefki loves collecting keys and if it's given a key, then it will guard that key with its life, so Klefki is very good for keeping things secure and safe. When attacked, Klefki will vigorously jiggle their keys at an opponent, supposedly making an ear piercing sound that can hinder an opponent as Klefki makes its escape.
As fascinating as it seems, this floating keychain does, in fact, have genders and they attract mates by jiggling their keys to a certain frequency that pretty much only Klefki can pick up and know what it means. When two Kelfki of the opposite gender meet, then they will clash keys with each other to see if they like the sound that it makes.
Female Klefki do not have an external vagina, instead the key fob shaped mouth of theirs serves dual purpose for breathing and mating while male Klefki have a special key that they keep in a secret place that they can insert into the female Klefki's mouth and turn, which causes the metal of the key to rub against the metal in the female Klefki's mouth and scratch it, sending a sound that goes into the ball under the female Klefki's head and awakens her ovaries and causes 'pregnancy'.
#708: Phantump
Type: Grass/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, tree branch
It is said that children who died in the forest come back as Phantump as the spirits of those children possess rotting tree stumps. Crying out with the voice of a child, Phantump will lure adults deep into the forest, getting them lost.
Since Phantump are made of the spirits of lost children, mating is a bit strange to think about, but as stated before, many Pokémon mate and breed at fairly early ages, and considering Phantump can't age until it evolves, then it does actually need to mate. Phantump will attract mates by letting out a cry at a much different pitch to the one the use to lure adults, a cry that can bring forth any Phantump of the opposite gender.
Phantump's cry becomes even louder during mating as the two Phantump hump at each other while floating in the air and making each other feel really good. Instead of releasing semen, male Phantump release a potent gas into the female Phantump's vagina which mixes with her DNA, the female can then dump this mixed gas onto a decaying tree stump and create a new Phantump.
#709: Trevenant
Type: Grass/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, tree stump
Trevenant can dig its roots into the ground and allow it to control trees to its own will, trapping people in the forest and ensuring that they never escape, usually targeting those who wish to cut down trees and destroy the forest it lives in. Despite their spooky nature, Trevenant are actually very kind to small Pokémon that live inside their hollow body.
To find mates, Trevenant will dig their roots and fingers into the ground and sense for any other Trevenant walking through the ground as female Trevenant in heat tend to move a bit quicker than normal as they need to find a mate as soon as possible. Just before mating, Trevenant will cause the trees around them to surround them and make sure no one can watch.
Male Trevenant like to push their mate down onto the ground when mating as it gives them a great sense of dominance. Trevenant's penis looks like a long tree stump that, once an orgasm has hit, will release a gas that mixes with the female Trevenant's DNA in her tree hole of a vagina and slowly make babies.
#710: Pumpkaboo
Type: Ghost/Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: ½-3 inch, pumpkin stem
Pumpkaboo's pumpkin body is said to be inhabited by a spirit trapped from this world, and it is said to help wandering spirits find their way into the afterlife. Pumpkaboo come in 4 sizes that depend on how many spirits were around when Pumpkaboo was created, and larger Pumpkaboo tend to prefer older spirits to take into the afterlife.
When it comes to Pumpkaboo, size really does matter. Pumpkaboo like a mate that is the same size as themselves, especially females as their vagina, located right underneath their body, is quite small and are more compatible to male Pumpkaboo of the same size, though larger female Pumpkaboo will sometimes let the smaller males have a go with them.
Pumpkaboo like to mate while hanging from trees or anything that they can hang from. During mating, the male Pumpkaboo will clash spirits with the female Pumpkaboo as it pushes its pumpkin stem-like penis into the female Pumpkaboo before injecting her with part of its spirit that mixes with the female Pumpkaboo's spirit and, over time, creates a new spirit which will later find a pumpkin to possess and spawn a new Pumpkaboo.
#711: Gourgeist
Type: Ghost/Grass
Average Penis Length/Design: 4-8 inch, pumpkin stem
In the dead and darkness of the night of the new moon, Gourgeist sing out in eerie cries that lays a curse on anyone that hears it. Larger Gourgeist prefer the spirits of older people to take into the afterlife, and the largest of Gourgeist, the supersized Gourgeist, aren't picky at all about what spirits they take.
Supersized female Gourgeist also aren't nearly as picky when it comes to looking for a mate as they can easily mate with Gourgeist of any size, male Gourgeist of that size, however, can only mate with other Gourgeist of the same size as smaller Gourgeist are, obviously, smaller and can't handle much. Even the largest Pumpkaboo would have a hard time with the smallest Gourgeist.
While mating, Gourgeist will wrap their hair-like arms around each other as the male Gourgeist drives his penis, which is tucked within the 'mouth' on their lower body, into the female's vagina, located in the same spot. The tighter the Gourgeist wrap their arms around each other, the more they'll let out eerie cries that curse anything that walks by.
#712: Bergmite
Type: Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, icicle
Bergmite freeze the air around them to -150 degrees F, which can freeze opponents but also freeze the water in the air around them to create armor. Should part of its body get cracked, Bergmite can simply use cold air to create new ice to patch up their body.
Bergmite live in herds in cold, frigid mountain areas where winters are especially harsh, but these herds are usually composed of both genders for Bergmite, so finding a mate really isn't an issue, what is an issue is claiming the right to mate. Male Bergmite will compete in creating dazzling ice sculptures by freezing the air around them, whoever makes the most impressive sculpture, which is decided upon any female Bergmite in the group, will be granted mating rights. In the event of a tie, then both of those Bergmite will be granted rights.
Bergmite always freeze the air around them to form a barrier just before mating to keep out predators and give them some privacy, a barrier that they can easily break once finished. Bergmite's penis is basically a small icicle that, upon orgasm, will release a super cold fluid that impregnates the female Bergmite. Like most Ice Type Pokémon, Bergmite actually get colder during mating.
#713: Avalugg
Type: Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 foot, icicle
At high latitudes, Avalugg can be found with clusters of Bergmite perched on their back as it swims through icebergs, making them look like an aircraft carrier made of ice. Avalugg's ice covered body is harder than steel and it can use its massive body to crush anything that comes in its way.
From above the water's surface, it seems a bit hard to tell an Avalugg from a floating hunk of ice, but fortunately Avalugg do not have this issue as they can sense movement in the ice cold water. When a mate has been found, Avalugg will show off its strength by crushing anything near it.
Avalugg like to mate while floating along the water's surface as this is the only way that the male can move its penis, which is half its body length and also one of the largest penises of any Ice type Pokémon, under its underside and get to the female, making it look like two blocks of floating ice clashing into each other repeatedly. Avalugg semen has the same temperature as dry ice, -109 degrees F, and does evaporate as any excess semen floats to the top of the water and gets exposed to oxygen.
#714: Noibat
Type: Flying/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, purple, tapered
Noibat live in deep caves where visibility is minimal if at all and get around by emitting 20,000 hertz of ultrasonic waves from their ears, something that Noibat also use when they come out a night to search for ripened berries and fruit. Nothing can produce even close to the wavelength of sound that Noibat emits, even a professional wrestler will become dizzy and unable to stand once it hears the sound.
When looking for a mate, Noibat will emit a sound that has an even higher pitch than the sound they use to get around, the issue is that this does tend to attract other Pokémon that use sound waves to get around like Zubat or Woobat. When two Noibat do find each other, they will fly and circle around each other in a sort of mating dance to signify their emotions towards one another.
Noibat like to hang off of cave ceilings to mate as this gets their fluids flowing to their brain and really gets them riled up for a good mating session. Of course, when they do this, sometimes their genital fluids may drip down onto the cave floor and onto unsuspecting people or Pokémon that happen to walk by.
#715: Noivern
Type: Flying/Dragon
Average Penis Length/Design: 1 ½ foot, purple, tapered
Masters of the dark, Noivern will ruthlessly torment enemies in the dark before sweeping in and taking them out before they even have a chance to react. Noivern weakens prey and enemies by emitting sound waves that can reduce a boulder into pebbles before finishing them off with its fangs.
As ruthless as they are when it comes to enemies, Noivern do have a softer side when they look for mates and are tending to offspring, a side that Noivern never shows in front of enemies for obvious reasons. When they find a mate, Noivern will emit sound waves at a much lower frequency that just tingle the eardrums of their potential mate and entices them to come with it.
Now finding a mate is one thing, but Noivern's ruthless side does tend to come out during the actual mating. Male Noivern will recklessly thrust into any without abandon, and female Noivern will push their mate down to the ground as they pump their hips up and down on the male until they are satisfied.
#716: Xerneas
Type: Fairy
Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, splits into two but meets in the center to form an X shape
Said to be the being of everlasting life, Xerneas slept in the form of a tree for thousands of years before being revived. When Xerneas's horns shine in 7 colors, then it is said to give eternal life to anything around it, Xerneas can even bring a burned-up or dead forest back to life in seconds.
Because Xerneas itself has an eternal lifespan, it has no real reason to mate or reproduce, that isn't to say that it doesn't have a bit of fun now and then. It is said that, at the peak of spring, Xerneas will come down and offer a mating session to other Pokémon of same relative size, and since Xerneas is a hermaphrodite, it can mate with just about any Pokémon of its size, regardless of gender. If a Pokémon does not desire Xerneas as a mate, then it will respect their wishes and move on to the next one.
It's said that any Pokémon that mate with Xerneas will either instantly evolve or, if that Pokémon is in its final evolutionary stage or doesn't evolve at all, then Xerneas will grant that Pokémon eternal life. Xerneas has a very unique penis that splits into two, but merges at the center and splits again, forming an X shape, which allows Xerneas to mate with multiple Pokémon at once as this gives Xerneas two urethral openings to shoot semen from.
Xerneas can't get pregnant and can't get other Pokémon pregnant, but the act of mating is still quite fun.
#717: Yveltal
Type: Flying/Dark
Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, knotted, glowing blue
Said to be the being of death and destruction, Yveltal can spread its wings and tail, forming its signature Y shape, and make its wings and tail glow red to absorb the life force of living creatures. When its life comes to an end, Yveltal will absorb the life force of every living thing on Earth as it reverts into a cocoon once more.
Just like with Xerneas, Yveltal does not have a need to mate, but still finds the act to be quite fun, however it is a lot more assertive about the act. At the peak of Fall, Yveltal will come down and take any Pokémon, regardless of gender, size, species or whether or not they already have a mate, and take that Pokémon back to its nest where it will carelessly mate with them. A prize for Yveltal would be to take a Pokémon of legendary status and make them into its sex slave for a moment.
Any Pokémon that mates with Yveltal won't die instantly, but its lifespan will decrease by about 5 years for every time Yveltal climaxes in them and…something else happens. Yveltal's glowing, blue penis can flash inside the mate as Yveltal zaps fertility from that mate for good, meaning that that mate will never have offspring ever again.
#718: Zygarde
Type: Dragon/Ground
Average Penis Length/Design: 1 inch, tapered (cell)/3 inch, tapered (core)/8 inch (10%)/2 foot, hemipenises (50%)/3 foot, knotted hemipenises (100%)
It is said that if the Kalos region's ecosystem were to fall into disarray, Zygarde will appear and unveil its hidden power upon those that oppose it, showing no mercy.
While legends in the Kalos region tell of Zygarde in only one form, it's the Alola region that found something much different. Zygarde is actually made up of a multitude of different cells and cores found throughout the region. The Zygarde cells don't possess minds of their own and are pretty much just mindless blobs while Zygarde cores are much smarter and are capable of calling upon many cells to form the larger forms of Zygarde to help maintain the balance in the ecosystem.
In it's canine-like 10% form, Zygarde will use sharp fangs to finish off enemies, but it cannot maintain this form very long and will eventually fall apart. It's serpent like 50% form Zygarde's more recognizable form as it's the form known in the Kalos region and beyond. When great enemies to the ecosystem come about, namely Xerneas and Yveltal, Zygarde will come together to form its ultra-powerful 100% form and overpower them to put them back into slumber.
It's hard for Zygarde to mate since it can only maintain its larger forms for a small amount of time, but it is quite fun for them, especially considering all the Pokémon it can mate with in these forms. Zygarde prefers its 10% form for mating as its quite versatile and many Pokémon can handle it, but it can go to larger forms if needed.
#719: Diancie
Type: Rock/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: N/A
Said to have formed from a sudden transformation from Carbink, Diancie's pink, glimmering body is said to be one of the prettiest in the world, and Diancie is also the queen of an underground patch of gems where dozens of Carbink live. By compressing carbon in the air in its hands, Diancie can create stunning diamonds.
Being the queen of many if not all of the world's Carbink, Diancie is partially responsible to the growth of Carbink population today. Diancie will find a patch of air that is so filled with carbon that it needs to impose a ton of its power to compress it and turn a process that would normally take centuries into minutes as it forms new Carbink. Diancie will then watch over these new Carbink until they are strong enough to survive on their own.
#720: Hoopa
Type: Psychic/Ghost, Psychic/Dark
Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered/15 inch, tapered with rings at every 3 inch interval
A bit of a troublemaker, Hoopa will send anything and everything to far away places using it's loop, distorting and warping the fabric of space. Should its true power be released, then Hoopa will take anything it desires with its six rings from its six arms, it's even powerful enough to carry off an entire castle, as legends say.
Hoopa can also make itself appear anywhere at any time, going to where even legends are said to sleep, and will mate with them as it pleases. In its smaller confined form, Hoopa only really has the options of Pokémon its size which is a lot, but not what Hoopa really desires.
When Hoopa goes into its Unbound form, however, then it has no limits to what Pokémon it will mate with, even looking to Wailord for mating. It can be quite a feat to get one much less all of the rings that line Hoopa's penis when in this form, but if it does get past the 5th and final ring, then Hoopa will admire that Pokémon and allow it to pick one place that it would like to go.
#721: Volcanion
Type: Fire/Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 14 inch, cannon shaped, red
The first Pokémon discovered with the unique type combination of fire and water, Volcanion expels internal steam from the arms on its back and contains enough power to push a mountain. Volcanion despises humans and purposefully lives in places where humans do not tread.
Since Volcanion is such an elusive Pokémon, its mating habits haven't been recorded that much, but some theories have been made. One is that Volcanion mates with legendary Pokémon that also live in volcanoes and places of extreme heat like Heatran or Entei and over time that creates new Volcanion. Another theory is that Volcanion reproduces asexually and can mate with itself to spawn new Volcanion.
One thing that is worth mentioning is Volcanion's unique penis which looks a lot like its canon shaped arms and, according to theory, instead of steam releases a massive wad of hot, watery semen that only a Pokémon with a very high heat resistance can take.
And like all Pokémon found in the Kalos region, Volcanion's mating habits are about as unique as the next one's and are surely worth recording and documenting.
And that does it for Gen 6.
Again, this was quite the short gen but that was expected and I did enjoy coming up with all of these entries. I don't know when I plan on starting Gen 7, but when I do I'm sure the entries will be as fascinating to learn about as the previous 6 gens.
Take care and see ya!