Sexdex Gen 7
No one really asked for it, but here it is, the start of the Sexdex entries for all Alolan Pokémon. I already covered Alolan regional forms in the entries for the Gen 1 Pokémon, which you should check out if you have the time, so there is no need to do those, but I am excited to bring you the Pokémon that this tropical region has to offer.
Of course I will begin with the Alolan starters, so here we go.
#722: Rowlet
Type: Grass/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, tapered
A wary Pokémon, Rowlet stores up energy through photosynthesis during the day and is more active at night. When attacked, Rowlet can shoot feathers, which are sharp as sword blades, flying to attack. Rowlet also has very strong legs and can deliver deadly kicks when opponents aren't even noticing.
Like all starter Pokémon, Rowlet are bred on a farm near the Lush Jungle to be trainer's first Pokémon. On this farm, male and female Rowlet are kept separate to prevent overpopulation, and only Rowlet that win at certain tasks like feather shooting are given the rights to become a starter. In the wild, however, Rowlet attract mates by first letting out a cry in the night and waiting for a response from another Rowlet.
Male Rowlet like to hold down their mate with their powerful legs to keep their mate in place as they do their thing and female Rowlet may scratch their mate with their feathers if they desire more. Rowlet like to build their nests in tight, dark places where they feel comfortable, often in tree holes or small caves.
#723: Dartix
Type: Grass/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, arrow-head tip
An incredibly narcissistic Pokémon, Dartix is a clean freak, so if it is not groomed frequently then it will stop listening to its trainer. Dartix has an incredible sense where it can detect an enemy coming at it from behind where Dartix will turn around and fire razor-sharp feathers, and it hardly ever misses.
Female Dartix are quite rare, so when one does come about it may be seen by an array of suitors. To help decide which male Dartix is right for it, female Dartix will hold a contest where male Dartix will show off their skills both with detecting enemies from any angle, firing feathers and attempting to keep her clean in the process.
Dartix will build a nest out of sticks and even their own feathers for protection that they will mate and raise their young on top of. Dartix's arrow-head shaped penis fits perfectly well with the arrow shaped vagina of a female Dartix, and as mentioned, Dartix hardly ever miss once they shoot.
#724: Decidueye
Type: Grass/Ghost
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, arrow shaped
One of the fastest Grass type starter Pokémon, Decidueye can nock and fire an arrow in a tenth of a second, hitting a target with wire thin precision that allows Decidueye to hit a pebble that's over a hundred yards away. While normally calm, if caught by surprise, Decidueye will jump into battle in the blink of an eye, making it appear as if it never actually moved to attack in the first place.
To attract mates, female Decidueye will rub the head of their arrows along their vagina, coating them in pheromones that they will fire in multiple directions in hopes that a male Decidueye will find and, using the angle of the arrow in the ground, go to the female to offer mating services.
As much as they are known for speed, Decidueye like to take their time when mating as they just want to enjoy the intimate moment with one another. Male Decidueye have a penis that closely resembles an arrow that even has ridges surrounding the base that look like an arrow's feathers.
#725: Litten
Type: Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, feline
Litten prefers to keep to itself most of the time, and if someone tries too hard by just a little to show it love, then Litten will never open itself up. After licking itself, Litten can cough up wads of burning hair balls that change depending on how much they cough. Litten can also set their outer fur on fire if attacked.
These days, Litten are bred and raised on a farm located at the base of Akala island's Wela Volcano, as the warm soil is very good for the growth of Litten. Hardly any Litten are ever wild these days, as they prefer the safety and comfort of the farm that they live on, but the few wild female Litten that are left will attract mate by scattering their fur in various places, hoping that a male Litten will pick up their scent and go to them.
Once Litten has opened up to a mate, then they will go off to a secluded area to mate, but if the female Litten feels that the male is going even slightly too hard, then they will lose interest and move on to the next male, which are much more common than female Litten so that isn't really an issue.
#726: Torracat
Type: Fire
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, feline
Torracat can act spoiled if it's formed a strong bond with its trainer, and Torracat's powerful, sharp claws backed up with powerful front legs can leave Torracat's trainer covered in scratches from head to toe. Around Torracat's neck is a bell of fire that rings every time Torracat spits fire.
If a male Torracat's mane is pointing up to the sky, then that means its testicles are filled to the brim with potent Torracat seed that needs to be released as soon as possible, preferably into a mate. Female Torracat will often scratch their mate a bunch out of affection.
Male Torracat will often dig their claws into the shoulders of their mate, not nearly deep enough to do any real damage but still give a decent amount of pain. If that wasn't enough, Torracat's semen is also incredibly hot once released, near burning-skin hot, but Torracat can easily handle the heat.
#727: Incineroar
Type: Fire/Dark
Average Penis Length/Design: 13 inch, feline
Incineroar has a fighting spirit that burns like the hottest flame that leads it to taking on as tough of an opponent as possible, making the flame belt around its waist flare up as it delivers a flurry of punches. While it may be egotistical, Incineroar finds that taking on weaker opponents is quite boring, so it always looks for tougher opponents to fight.
Male Incineroar's selfish nature only triples when it is in need of a mate as it will often pick on the biggest, strongest, heaviest opponents and challenge them without thinking twice, often doing so in hopes that a female Incineroar is watching so she can mate with him.
During mating, the flame belt around male Incineroar's waist flares up and becomes even hotter as it carelessly pounds away into its mate, always mating with its mate facing up so the male Incineroar can watch its mate squirm and grunt to its big penis being inside them. Female Incineroar can heat up the walls of their vagina to burning hot levels, which only makes the male Incineroar feel even more turned on to the knowledge that their pounding is making the female feel this good.
#728: Popplio
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered, blue
Popplio loves to blow bubbles, which are made up of bodily fluid, from its nose and the more practice it's had, the bigger the bubbles Popplio can blow. Popplio also loves to jump on these bubbles and perform tricks, making it quite the acrobatic figure.
Like all starter Pokémon, Popplio are bred and raised on a farm on Route 5, near Akala Island's Brooklet Hill to become a choice as Alolan trainer's first Pokémon. Wild Popplio entice mates by blowing as big of bubbles as they possibly can and bouncing on those bubbles in as unique of ways as possible. Popplio mates will often practice their tricks side by side.
Popplio like to surround themselves in their own bubbles during mating as it causes them to float, making the mating process that much more fun. The downside is that Popplio often get to high in the air by doing this, so they need to wait for a bird Pokémon to pass by to catch them or help pop the bubble and carry them down to safety.
#729: Brionne
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, blue, bumpy
A very active and skillful dancer, Brionne will leap on water balloons that it creates, and if its trainer is feeling down then Brionne will perform a sequence in hopes to make its trainer feel better. Brionne attacks by bombarding opponents with exploding water balloons and appear to be dancing as it dodges attacks.
The more unique dances Brionne knows, the better a chance it has at finding a mate as rare female Brionne will have male Brionne compete to see which can make the perform the most intricate dances using their water balloons to help, and it will judge them based on performance, technique and skill.
Brionne like to surround themselves in their own water balloons while mating as they find it much more private and, if anyone does try to bother them, then that balloon will explode and send that foe away. Brionne have a penis that is dotted with bumps and ridges that look a lot like their water balloons, which only give the female Brionne that much more pleasure.
#730: Primarina
Type: Water/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 10 inch, blue, bumpy
Primarina's voice is its most valuable weapon as it can use its voice to control water balloons, the melody of which depends on the Primarina as different melodies are passed down through generations. For Primarina, every battlefield is a stage and it will use unique singing and dancing with its balloons to mesmerize opponents and get them to lower their defenses.
Unsurprisingly, Primarina's voice is also its key to attracting a mate, but Primarina are very picky over the melody that a potential mate uses so if that potential mate, usually the male Primarina, is even a note off from what the female Primarina likes, then they will lose interest. When that Primarina really likes the other's voice, then they will harmonize with it to declare their love for each other.
Primarina will mate in shallow Alolan waters as they like how the cool water feels against their skin. Male Primarina's penis is tucked just under the part where their tail meets their upper body and is very bumpy which provides even more pleasure for the female Primarina. Once their orgasm hits, Primarina will often sing in as high of a pitch as they possibly can as they unleash their bodily fluids.
And there we go, Sexdex entries for the Gen 7 starters and their evolutions. Honestly, at this point, I'm just doing this as a challenge to myself to try to do all of the entries, and I do have to say I'm quite impressed with what I've been able to come up with.
The next chapter will be featuring Pikipek, Yungoos, Grubbin and more so stay tuned.
Bye!