#731: Pikipek
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch, pecker
A wide known pecker, Pikipek can peck at a tree at speeds of up to 16 pecks per second and uses holes in trees that it creates to build nests and store food. Pikipek feed off berries and whatever seeds it collects in its beak become ammunition for defending its nest as it fires them from its mouth.
You can generally tell Pikipek's mood or condition from the speed, frequency and rhythm in which it pecks, and during mating season, female Pikipek will peck hard and loud enough to make a sound that, in the ears of male Pikipek, mean that she is in heat and is in need of a mate. If multiple males surround it, then the female Pikipek will have them peck at a tree to create a nest, giving the prize of mating to the male that drills the quickest.
During mating, Pikipek will often tap beaks in a rapid fashion to make a slight clicking sound that sends vibrations into Pikipek's brain to make them feel good, it's basically a kiss. Once finished mating, the male Pikipek will then gather berries to put into the nest for the female Pikipek and her future babies.
#732: Trumbeak
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 5 inch, tapered
Trumbeak can bend the tip of their beak to create over a hundred different sounds and calls, giving it the brand name 'the noisy neighbor' of the Alola region. Trumbeak can also store seeds from berries in its mouth that it can either fire at enemies, or shoot them into the ground to give life to new plants.
While many Trumbeak have one particular sound that they particularly enjoy to make, the sound for Trumbeak's mating call can be easily identified by other Trumbeak, even if they are miles away. When two Trumbeak that desire each other meet, they will make their signature sound for each other and see if they like the tone and pitch of each other's sound.
Trumbeak tend to become even noisier when they are mating, the pleasure and excitement from the act tends to make Trumbeak even louder and makes their calls more high pitched, even for male Trumbeak.
#733: Toucannon
Type: Normal/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, tapered
During battles, an internal gas can cause Toucannon's beak to heat up to where it easily exceeds 212 degrees F, making Toucannon's beak cause severe burns upon contact. Known in the Alola region for their harmonious couples, Toucannon will often be brought to weddings as a good luck charm.
Toucannon will clash beaks to communicate with others of their kind, and during mating season a male Toucannon will clash beaks with a female Toucannon to see if she likes both how hard he hit, where he hit and how many times he hit. If that female Toucannon is interested, then she will respond by heating up her beak and rubbing it along the male's beak as a sign of both affection and to show that she's interested.
Male Toucannon will often heat up their beak and rub it along the rim of the female Toucannon's vagina to get her going. Once penetrated, female Toucannon can heat up their vagina to make the male Toucannon feel really good and to get him to climax even quicker, if that's the intention.
#734: Yungoos
Type: Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, tapered
Most of Yungoos's long torso is its stomach, so it is a very frequent eater, and the amount that trainers spend on food for Yungoos is no laughing matter. While Yungoos will eat anything, it very much prefers the fresh flesh of living creatures, so it marches down the streets of Alola in search of prey.
Yungoos often wanders around in search of food or, when it's the season, a mate and with the staggering population of Yungoos and Gumshoos in the Alola region, that usually isn't an issue. When Yungoos does find a desirable mate, it will entice that mate by sharing some of its food, something that it would never dream of doing for any other reason.
Yungoos have to mate during broad daylight because once the sun goes down and dusk hits, they will curl up in whatever spot they happen to be in and fall right asleep. Yungoos has one of the largest penises of all unevolved Normal type rodent Pokémon, and this plays very well with the long tube of a female Yungoos's vaginal canal.
#735: Gumshoos
Type: Normal
Average Penis Length/Design: 13 inch, tapered
Once it has found a prey's hideout, Gumshoos will patiently wait there until that Pokémon comes out, though it does always snooze once night falls. Gumshoos's favorite prey is Rattata and Raticate, but since Gumshoos is only active during the day, it hardly ever spots them.
As pesky as they may seem, Yungoos and Gumshoos were actually brought to Alola to take care of the reoccurring Rattata outbreaks so they are actually welcomed by the people and are free to mate as they please. When Gumshoos finds a desirable mate, they will patiently wait till that mate comes to it before it pounces them and offers mating with them.
Gumshoos has a pretty large penis for its size, same deal with a female Gumshoos's vaginal depth, and this large penis, plus their high libido, can easily lead to Gumshoos having multiple births. Gumshoos have to be quick with mating, though, as their brain makes them go right to sleep once the sun goes down.
#736: Grubbin
Type: Bug
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, split tip.
Grubbin often gather near areas where Electric type Pokémon like to live as it helps protect them from their main predator, bird Pokémon. Grubbin's powerful jaw can be used to scrape open tree bark to suck up the sap, Grubbin can also shoot a sticky web from their jaw to capture enemies before it grabs them with its jaw to take them down.
Grubbin usually live underground in small burrows that they dig with their mandibles where they store food and reproduce. When two Grubbin that like each other meet, they will start by tapping mandibles, which also contains part of their scent, to see if they like the scent.
Grubbin's penis is split at the tip, but can only impregnate a female Grubbin if its sperm is able to go into the split walls of a female Grubbin's vagina. One part of Grubbin's penis tip releases a sticky fluid for the actual sperm in Grubbin's other penis tip to go into so it can make its way to the female Grubbin's egg.
#737: Charjabug
Type: Bug/Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, split tip
Through digestion, Charjabug is capable of storing electric energy in its electric sac and it can release this energy at any time, either on opponents or to help make electronic devices work. Charjabug buries itself in leaves and stays still as it feeds away at the humus in the soil, but if Charjabug gets accidentally stepped on then that person or Pokémon will receive a shock.
Charjabug don't move much on their own, so finding a mate can be rather difficult for them. Often times, Vikavolt or other mobile Pokémon that can handle electricity will take them and help them find a mate. Once Charjabug has found a mate, it will let its mount know and they will be placed together so the mating process can begin.
Male Charjabug can retract and expand their body back and forth to give them extra momentum when mating, and once they ejaculate then they have about a minute to pull out of the female Charjabug before their sticky semen traps them inside the female's vagina for up to 2 hours.
#738: Vikavolt
Type: Bug/Electric
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, split tip
Vikavolt has an organ in its abdomen that generates electric energy which it can release from its large jaw at any point to scare off bird Pokémon. Vikavolt is often seen zipping around the skies, performing lightning-fast maneuvers before delivering its electric attacks.
When looking for a mate, Vikavolt will fly to the top of the tallest tree near its nest and flap its wings so fast, that it makes a slight buzzing noise that Vikavolt or other flying bug Pokémon can detect and go to find who is making the noise. Once a mate has been found, Vikavolt will clamp its jaw around the mate and send small sparks into the mate to see if they can handle what they have.
Vikavolt mate in a nest made out of fallen twigs held together by their own sticky saliva. Male Vikavolt have a penis that splits at the tip and can release semen through both tips. Female Vikavolt will deposit eggs into the nest while the male Vikavolt has minutes to ejaculate onto the eggs and fertilize them to make more Grubbin.
#739: Crabrawler
Type: Fighting
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, dual tapered
Crabrawler use their boxing-glove like claws so much that they often fall off, but they do grow back. Crabrawler claws are a delicacy in the Alola region, however, as what little meat they contain is sweet and delicious. While it often guards its weak points with its claws, Crabrawler always look out for weak spots on opponents for it to take advantage of.
Crabrawler may sometimes find an empty shell and mistake it as a Pokémon before offering mating services. Crabrawler are highly competitive and will break out into fights for the right to mate, fights that end once one Crabrawler has lost both of its claws. Being without these claws obviously puts Crabrawler at a huge disadvantage, but there are some Crabrawler that will take a defenseless mate until their claws grow back.
During mating, male Crabrawler will wrap its claws around the front of the female as it quickly pushes its dual penises into the female. Female Crabrawler only have one vaginal opening, so taking two penises is a bit of a challenge, but they can also just do one at a time as Crabrawler can shoot semen out of either penis.
#740: Crabonimable
Type: Fighting/Ice
Average Penis Length/Design: 12 inch, dual tapered
It is thought that some Crabrawler will bravely climb the snowy Mount Lanakila, but only to get lost and have to evolve into Crabonimable, which makes it grow fur as it is forced to embrace the cold. Crabonimable don't often think first before it starts pummeling with its huge paws, and many avalanches have been reported as the cause of Crabonimable's rapid punches.
Sine the area where Crabonimable lives is so cold, they often build snow caves to live in as they wait out frequent snow storms on the mountain, and it is in these caves that they will also bring mates. Some Crabonimable don't even think about who they're mating with beforehand, they just see a gorgeous set of genitals and go right for it. Many battles have broken out from Crabonimable mistaking a mate for a foe.
When they do get a mate, Crabonimable will punch the ground around them to kick up snow and make them almost invisible to give them privacy, or they'll go to the snow cave that they made. Any eggs that Crabonimable make will be taken by Pokémon that can live in both the mountain environment and Alola's tropical weather to a nearby beach where the eggs will hatch and the Crabrawler inside will have to fend for themselves.
#741: Oricorio
Type: Fire/Flying, Electric/Flying, Psychic/Flying or Ghost/Flying
Average Penis Length/Design: 3 inch, tapered (color changes depending on form.)
Depending on which of Alola's islands it hatched in, that will determine which form of Oricorio you will see, and it can also change its form by sipping on the nectar from special flowers grown on each island.
The red Baile style Oricorio found on Ula'ula island beat their wings to create fire and can dance to engulf enemies in flames. The yellow Pom-pom style Oricorio found on Melemele island can send electric sparks by rubbing its feathers together, and always knows how to cheer up those who are feeling down. The pink Pa'u style Oricorio found on Akala island sway gently to make their opponents let their guard down before hitting them with psychic energy. And the purple Sensu style Oricorio found on Poni island summon the dead with its dancing and draws power from them to curse enemies.
All Oricorio can easily mate with those who prefer a certain form over the other, though it helps when two Oricorio that were born on the same island meet up as they don't have to go far to build nests or raise their young. All Oricorio will declare their love for one another by gracefully dancing in their own unique way in an attempt to attract the mate.
Oricorio mating is about the same amongst forms, but there are some differences. Baile style Oricorio like to surround themselves and their mate in flames to bring up the heat and keep enemies away, Pom-pom style Oricorio will rub feathers with each other to send sparks into each other's body and make them feel even better, Pa'u style Oricorio will hold their mate down with psychic energy as they go along, and Sensu style Oricorio will make spirits of the dead surround them to keep predators at bay.
#742: Cutiefly
Type: Bug/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: ¼ inch, tapered
Cutiefly have the ability to sense the aura of other living beings and while Cutiefly can use this to buzz around those with flowery auras, they can also use this ability to predict an opponent's attacks and make fools of them. Cutiefly feeds on the nectar and pollen of flowers and can use their aura sensing ability to detect when a flower is about to bloom.
Cutiefly are very small, so they only have so much of a range for traveling to look for a mate. They mostly hang around flower fields, and will attract mates by making a very high pitched buzzing noise. Cutiefly can also sense the aura of other Cutiefly to see if any are both alone and in need of a mate.
Cutiefly will often mate within bunches of flowers to keep them hidden and private as they do their thing. Male Cutiefly don't release semen form their tiny penis but instead they release fertile spores that get into a female Cutiefly's uterus and gets her pregnant.
#743: Ribombee
Type: Bug/Fairy
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 inch tapered, yellow
Ribombee like to make balls out of pollen that they can use as either food or for battling. These pollen balls are highly nutritious and are often sold as supplements. Ribombee hate rain as rain makes pollen damp, so it hides away when it senses rain coming and doesn't come back out until there have been a few dry days in a row.
While Ribombee often use their unique senses to sense when bad weather is approaching, they can also get a sense for the creatures around it and which ones might be in need of a mate. When Ribombee find a mate, they will help entice them by dancing around them and sprinkling pollen onto them, which has some of their scent as well.
Ribombee will often go into hollowed out tree holes to mate as they enjoy the privacy of it all. Ribombee like to rub each other's pollen on each other's noses so their scent is locked in each other's brains and makes them feel even better.
#744: Rockruff
Type: Rock
Average Penis Length/Design: 6 inch, knotted
Rockruff is often considered to be a good Pokémon for beginners as it is very loyal and can always sense when its trainer is feeling down so it can try to cheer them up. However, as Rockruff grows older, it becomes more aggressive and some trainers think that that's the time to get rid of it.
When just hatched, Rockruff make an ideal house pet and are often bred for these purposes. In the wild, however, female Rockruff will rub their vagina on large rocks near the area they live in for male Rockruff to sniff and find them.
Due to their violent and aggressive nature when they get older, especially for those who were abandoned by their former trainer, Rockruff can get a bit rough with mating. Male Rockruff will go right into thrusting its penis into the female, often biting down on her neck, while the female Rockruff will sometimes try to push the male back so she can ride her and get a sense of dominance.
#745: Lycanroc
Type: Rock
Average Penis Length/Design: 11 inch, knotted (Midday)/13 inch, barbed (Midnight)/12 inch, knotted and barbed (Dusk)
Depending on the time of day it evolves, that will determine which form Lycanroc will take on.
If during the day, then Lycanroc takes on a wolf-like Midday form where it becomes incredibly loyal to its trainer uses the sharp rocks on its mane to slice through opponents. If it evolves at night, however, then Lycanroc takes on a werewolf-like Midnight form where it will deliberately disobey orders as long as it means that it emerges victorious. Very rarely, if it evolves at dusk, then Lycanroc develops a Dusk form where it has a unique mix of an intense fighting spirit but also a sense of calmness.
Most Midday or Dusk Lycanroc will take whatever mate that comes out during the time of day they're most active, but Midnight Lycanroc has no patience for any sort of formalities with enticing mates. It will often find a mate, often a Pokémon smaller than itself, and pluck it from where it was sitting and take it back to its nest to mate with it.
Midday Lycanroc's knotted penis provides a good bit of pleasure but also allows its mate to take it bit by bit. Midnight Lycanroc's barbed penis can be painful at first, but it couldn't quite care less as its only goal is to impregnate. Dusk Lycanroc's penis is the best of both worlds, it has the barbs to give intense pleasure but they're located towards the midsection of the penis so it can ease its way into the mate as well.
#746: Wishiwashi
Type: Water
Average Penis Length/Design: ½ inch, tapered/1 foot, composed of small Wishiwashi
Alone, Wishiwashi are quite weak and noticeably tasty, but when Wishiwashi shines a light from its eyes, which is only when it is threatened, a massive group of Wishiwashi will gather to form one giant version of themselves giving it the nickname 'demon of the sea'.
Since Wishiwashi often live in small groups that can call upon many others to form their school form, it makes sense that they are able to breed like fishy rabbits. While solo Wishiwashi can't do much in terms of battle, they are quite effective mates as most if not all Wishiwashi are incredibly fertile.
Only Wishiwashi of the same gender come together to form their School form, so it makes sense that when two School formed Wishiwashi get together, they may often have a mating session in their school forms. During this, many male Wishiwashi will go to the lower region to form a penis that will be inserted into the female School Wishiwashi's vagina, which is really just a bunch of male Wishiwashi penetrating a bunch of females, as they all have a good time.
#747: Mareanie
Type: Water/Poison
Average Penis Length/Design: 4 inch, barbed
Mareanie are found crawling on beaches and seafloors looking for prey that it can wrap its tentacles around and deliver a poisonous spike. The corals on Corsola's head are Mareanie's favorite food, but they prefer going for coral branches that have fallen off naturally to help out Corsola.
Mareanie can be found in abundance along shallow Alolan sea floors, so finding mates really isn't that much of an issue for them. To signal that it is looking for a mate, Mareanie will wave its tentacles up in the water and spin them around, something that other Mareanie can spot for miles.
When about to mate, female Mareanie will raise the tentacles along their back up as high as they can as the male Mareanie goes up to it and penetrates it with its spiked penis, which resembles a shorter version of their tentacles. Sometimes during mating, male Mareanie may inject a mild poison through the barbs on its penis which only stimulate the female Mareanie even more.
#748: Toxapex
Type: Water/Poison
Average Penis Length/Design: 9 inch, barbed
Using its 12 legs, Toxapex creates a protective dome around it's main body that are unaffected by the flow of tides. When attacking, Toxapex fire poisonous spikes that, once injected, will give the victim intense pain for 3 days and 3 nights, with some lingering effects afterwards.
While Toxapex do spend most of their time looking for Corsola corals or other tasty snacks, they also spend quite a bit of time looking for mates. Usually, there's about 1 Toxapex in every group of Mareanie that protects them, but sometimes lone Toxapex will wander into the group and will either face the group's Toxapex in a battle or mate with it.
Toxapex's legs will often go in all sorts of directions during mating as they tend to lose control from all the pleasure. Toxapex like to inject poison into their mate which, for other Toxapex, stimulates their senses even more, but if it's another Pokémon then they'll just feel a slight pain for the next 24 hours.
#749: Mudbray
Type: Ground
Average Penis Length/Design: 7 inch, horsecock
Mudbray love to eat dirt and play in the mud, and any mud stuck in Mudbray's hooves enhances its grip and makes it run with more power. Mudbray can carry up to 50 times its body weight and still hold on just fine.
When female Mudbray look for mates, they'll sit down on mud and rub their vagina along the mud, getting their scent into the mud for male Mudbray to detect. This doesn't harm the female Mudbray at all, in fact the mud even helps provide more friction for mating to make them feel even better.
Thanks to their strength and power, female Mudbray can mate with larger Pokémon up to 50 times its own weight just fine, and are even able to take larger penises with ease. Mudbray eggs are kept surrounded by mud so the babies inside can get used to being around mud early on.
#750: Mudsdale
Type: Ground
Average Penis Length/Design: 2 foot, horsecock
Mudsdale mix dirt with their own saliva in their mouths to create wads of mud that they can spit out and has resistance to wind and rain, so many farms that house Mudsdale will often be coated in this substance. Mudsdale's most reliable attacks is their powerful kick which can knock over a fully loaded truck with one kick.
To help them attract a mate, female Mudsdale will put a bit of mud into their vagina that mixes with their vaginal juices and gets their scent, they then squeeze this scented mud onto the ground for male Mudsdale to find. When a male Mudsdale finds a female it likes, it will show off how powerful it can kick by kicking just about anything nearby.
Mudsdale often lie down and roll around in mud while they mate as the minerals get into their skin and enhance the whole experience for them. Mudsdale's very large penis can only really be accommodated by other Mudsdale or any Pokémon that can handle their size.
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