Name: Mike

Hometown:Memphis

Sex: Guy

Favorite anime shows are (In Order):

Naruto

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

Dead Man Wonderland

Favorite books:

The Hunger Games Series

The Maximum Ride Series

The Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

The Heroes of Olympus series

The Harry Potter Series series

A Farewell to Arms

Favorite movie to date:

Sherlock Holmes, A Game of Shadows

My favorite Naruto pairings are:

NarutoxAnko

NarutoxYugito

NarutoxFu

NarutoxSamui

NarutoxTemari

NarutoxFemHaku

NarutoxTayuya

NarutoxHana

NarutoxYugao

NarutoxKurenai

NarutoxHarem

NarutoxAny Bleach Girl (especially yoruichi)

Favorite crossovers:

Naruto/Bleach

Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist

Naruto/Mar

Naruto/Marvel

Naruto/Harry Potter

Naruto/Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Naruto/Final Fantasy VII, X, XIII

Naruto/Justice League

Naruto/Halo

Halo/Gears of War

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things!

Favorite Quotes

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

"No Soldier ever won a war by dieing for his country... he won by make the other guy die for his."--George Patton

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate". - Zangetsu

Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a knife... this is a knife."

Jana Carvy: "Why go up shit creek without a paddle?"

Jack Sparrow: "I think he went in a... 'that way' direction."

Jack Sparrow: "We must fight...To run away."

Jack Sparrow: "This is the day that you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Stories in progress:

Journey of the Damned: Naruto was betrayed by the Konoha Civilian Council and Elders. After completing his suicide mission he goes rogue. He and his ally Kisame aid in the Fourth Great Shinobi War by taking care of the remaining Akatsuki members with Itachi. As Naruto is about to deal the final blow Madara sends them to a different world via Kamui. Follow Naruto and Kisame as they fight as L'cie in their new home. Naruto/Lightning, Kisame/Fang, Hope/Vanille, Snow/Serah.

Naruto the Missing Nin: Naruto has decided he has taken enough abuse from the people of Konohagakure and left. On the way he meets Zabuza Momoichi, aka the "Demon of the Mist". Now he has found a place that accepts him. How will things turn out with this major change in Naruto's life? Oh, and did I mention that the Kyuubi acts like a mother and he has a supposedly extinct bloodline. Naruto/Harem.

Legend of the Kitsune: The Fourth Great Ninja War has passed. Naruto is a famous war hero. He has tamed the Kyuubi and become a master of seals and Kenjutsu. He is working on a new seal when Kakashi comes by and accidentaly startles him, making him mess up the seal. Now in a new world Naruto must find a way to get home. But will he want after he meets two special ladies. Naruto/Oc/Supergirl.

Fox of the Shadowed Moon. I sat down for a good few hours and I couldn't come up with enough ideas for the story to be at least somewhat decent. So it has been renamed and restarted all together. So here is the summary for the new story. It will be up when the site has fixed my profile page that lets me manage stories.

Fox Outta Hell: Naruto/ Percy Jackson crossover. Starts at the begining of The Titan's Curse. Naruto survives a horrible attack and is given a new apartment and a scroll that was to be give to him when he was deemed ready. His father is the God of the Unerworld and Dead, Hades. Naruto, who never cared for the Leaf village as a whole, never joined the academy. But he trained himself for eight years going on a training schedule from the Kyuubi. He has two summons, one is the Kyuubi and the rest of the Kitsunes, the other is a surprise. He activates a jutsu to warp space to send him into the Percy Jackson universe. Naruto/Zoe, Percy/Annabeth pairings maybe a few more.

Stories on hold:

Gears Keep On Turning: Takes place at begining of Gears of War 3 and End of Halo 3, Marcus Fenix and the rest of Delta try to pull together for one last push against the Locust and Lambent threat. But before they go to rescue Marcus's father an old freind calls in and is on the way to help out along with a certain Jolly Green Giant. They lost most of the world, then they were forced to sink Jacinto, Humanity's last stronghold and hope. They can't afford to lose anymore or it could mean defeat for the Human faction. Follow Delta squad through this epic journey to finish the fight. OC/Sam, Baird/Oc, Marcus/Anya, Any more pairings will be voted on later. Now on hold due to my focus being on the three above.

Naruto's Rebirth

Up for Adoption:

The Nine

Please note that these stories are not abandoned just put on hold and will be finished when i'm done with those in progress.