Contrary to popular belief I do not hail from the mystical land of Whore Island. I believe in being co-people, not just co-workers, but more than that I believe in supporting my fellow Visigoths (long story). I love a man who owns leather books, sings thinly-veiled songs about sexual activity in the midle of the day and wears Sex Panther cologne. It's made with bits of real panther so 60% of the time it works every time. I like to hang with Dorothy Mantooth because she is a saint. And I always, always think that milk is a bad choice on a hot summer day.

If you read my stories, please post a review, even if it's negative. Since writing shouldn't take place in a bubble feedback is the best way to grow, to learn, and to connect with readers. Though my moniker suggests otherwise I am neither a pirate nor am I smelly. But I will write more for reviews, so I suppose the third part of my name might be true in a purely literary sense.

Random fact: I absolutely give a @*#! about the Oxford comma.

Update: I am taking a short break from my stories to finish another project.

However, I have a longer, original piece of fiction that I am publishing on the sister site, Fictionpress, under the same name I use here. This story has been completed for a long time so I'll be posting regularly, probably Mondays and Thursdays, and it is a complete 180 from what I've written here. So if you're up for a change pay me a visit and leave a review and I promise to respond.

I also have a blog at www(dot)highschoolpoetryslam(dot)com where I recount my high school experience through my old journals and [painfully bad] poetry. It is currently on hiatus but there is still a wealth of barely-focused angst and unintentional hilarity there for general consumption.

Lastly, I have a website that desperately needs to be updated, where I post little stories and updates on my writing projects. It's at selenawrotethis(dot)com. Pay me avisit and see what I've been working on during my epic hiatus from fanfiction.

Thank you for your time and your presence on my profile. You stay classy, world.