Age: 22

Favorite Color: Black

Birthday: August 6, 1989

Favorite Pass-times: Reading, Practicing with my katana, Playing my Xbox, Playing Runescape, Fighting Soul, Writing

Xbox Gamertag: ProJeremy Man

Runescape Name: Te Assassin1

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

76 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and standing them at strategic locations.

18.When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

19.Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

20.Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

21.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc.
See if they play along.Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).

22.Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items.

24.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Bat cave."

25.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

26.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

27.Two words: Marco Polo.

28.When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

29.stand in the ramen noodles isle until you here someone in the isle next to you. throw a bag of ramen over. continue this on various people until one throws it back over. then after they throw it back, throw a can of Campbell's soup over. if you hear a scream of pain you are victorious and tell the staff member that the other person started it.

30.Use the Self-Checkout aisle, slowly scan & bag a mess of stuff, when you're almost done tell the person waiting behind you that you forgot an item and you'll just be a minute...then leave the store.

31.Go to the woman's section pick out a nightie and walk up to the sales clerk tell her she is the same size as your wife please try this on I want to see how it looks.

32.Stand by a manikin when an older woman comes by ask out loud if they put panties of these and start to lift the dress up.

up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

34.Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

36.While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37.Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

38.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "The fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

39.While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

41.Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

43.Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

44.When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

45.Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"

46.Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

47.Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."

48.Start hitting yourself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Lawrence

49.After the loudspeaker comes on, shout "Dad, was that you?"

50.Sneak up on old people and scream penis at the top of your lungs then run.

51.Grab a 100 bucks worth of stuff, check out. When asked for money shrug.

52.Hold a box tightly. if people look at you, clutch the box to your chest and say, "Mine."

53.Go up to couples and go up to the guy (or girl), slap him (or her) and yell,” I THOUGHT UP LOVED ME!!ITS OVER!!!"then walk off in a huff

54.when in the isle that is really full of people suddenly fall on the floor and yell out "IVE BEEN HIT BY FALLING PRICES"

55.just before the store closes, fall asleep on a couch, and when someone asks you to leave at closing time, tell them you live there.

around the store going 'WEEE-WOOOO, WEEEE-WOOOO, WEEEEEE-WOOOOO'

57.throw skittles at people and say taste the rainbow...or take a box of lucky charms, shoot down the isle screaming "you'll never catch me lucky charms!"

58.Ask The greeter if sex is allowed in the entertainment section

59.Ask if the condoms come in women’s sizes

60.Say loudly "my mom will love this" whilst holding sexy lingerie

61.put tampons in Elmo’s hand

62.*even better if your male* Make out with the big plastic Ronald McDonald

63.Ask if they have seen Mike Rotch. Have them ask over the PA.

64.Scream every time the checkout person scans an item

a bikini for the cute girl at the register

66.Drop panties and jars of Vaseline into men's shopping carts

Milk back behind the bleach.

68.have deep, lengthy conversations...with a mannequin

69.Go in wearing a towel and ask for soap

70.Ask customer service where the nearest K-mart is

71.Ask how much for the Big W out front.

72.Go in without pants... ask an employee where they sell pants.

: Take women’s clothing and go to the changing rooms

to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"

75.get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else

76.Flip off the camera

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