Welcome to my profile; I am a twenty-something American woman who still has this account that I used during my formative years. My old cringy awful fanfics are still on this account because I think they're funny and they keep me humble, and for the same reason the old version of my profile is archived down below. I write newer stories in my free time which naturally I don't have a lot of. My flagship story is about Yandere Simulator and I work on it regularly; I'm really happy with its reception. I also dabble in South Park fanfiction now; I might dig into that more once my Yandere story gets further along.

Again I don't have a lot of free time so if you PM me or ask me to read your stories you probably won't hear from me. Please don't take it personally because you're a wonderful human being; I'm just garbage at keeping up with stuff.

I do ships but I'm not a member of the navy so don't take any relationships I put in my stories too seriously because I don't really know how to defend them. Just 'cause I put two people together for story purposes doesn't mean I think they're necessarily any good for each other, never mind soulmates.

All the text below the line is my old profile from day two of 2011, in case you're interested in how I wrote when I was younger and dumber.

Hello, I am Russian Blue Witch. I am American, not russian at all; but I love cats and the color blue, and there happens to be a cat breed that's blue called a Russian Blue. Sorry for the confusion.

Anyway, I want to be an author when I grow up, but this is for my more juvenile stories- or rather, stories I can't publish because they break copyrights. As I mention in my story descriptions, I will be writing the description of my stories here so that I can make it as long as I like. All descriptions are subject to change without notice.

(Assistance with the descriptions for my stories - especially the short, 250-character or less ones - by StoryMaker-Xy the Echidna.)

Sonic Xplosion

As mentioned in its story description, this is a parody of the Sonic X TV show because neither me nor my sisters like it very much. It basicly follows the plotline of the Sonic X TV series. Some of the jokes might not make complete sense since they rely on media outside the Sonic X TV show or Sonic games. Usually, they are still funny even if you don't know the source or else I wouldn't use them. All copyrights and obscure joke explanations will be in the credits, which are at the end of each chapter. As a note, my personal views on romance will have little bearing on the series but I personally am a SonxAmy fan (but not a crazy one) and I do not support TailsxCos because I don't like Cosmo. I don't like Chris much either but he's better than Ash; see below. Enjoy!

Dopemon

Sonic Xplosion's Nintendo cousin, this series covers the Pokemon anime. The format is very simaler to Sonic Xplosion, script format and slightly obscure jokes that will be explained in the credits. As can be inferred shortly after the beginning, I have nothing but scorn for Ash and many other characters in the Pokemon anime. If this offends you, please read another series. Also I tend to go off track (like majorly) and at the beginning I was rather melodramatic (later episodes did the mellowdrama for me). At this point I am just blabbing to take up space and make the description look longer. I hope you will like it. This series relies heavily on information from Bulbapedia, the totally awesome Pokemon encyclopedia. This is not a paid endorsement but I still recommend going there if something in my stories doesn't make sense. As long as its Pokemon related; some stuff isn't. Again, I do not like most shippings and there is only one shipping I support; you can guess which one if you want but apparently its so obscure Bulbapedia doesn't have an article on it- and that's saying a lot; they have articles on some of the wierdest shippings. The shipping I support will have little bearing on the story. Enjoy!

Edit: Correction, Bulbapedia does have an article on it, I just was looking in the wrong place.

It's Not A Joke

This is a boring story with only one chapter based on the Team Rose/Team Chaotix Sonic Heroes Battle. I just posted it here so it doesn't take up space on my computer and also on the vague chance that someone might be interested.

Dr. Orbiticus

This is also a boring story with only one chapter, and it's also written in script format. I was a young Sonic fan at the time which you might be able to tell by the lame plotline and the cop-out at the end. I'm posting it for the same reasons as I posted the above story. As to the actual plot, Sonic goes missing and Tails and Knuckles trace his disappearance to a sterotypical creepy mansion.

Eggman's Revenge

Another story I wrote long ago, except this is more than one chapter long. It is also slightly more dramatic. Eggman captures the Sonic characters and forces them to work for him as slaves. This story is even more stupid than the above stories; I got the character's personalities all wrong and everybody is too emotional and they are all wimps. Emily is a fan character I made up who was an Amy for Shadow, but as she does nothing in the story she is really only making a cameo and not playing a part. I've edited some of the dumb stuff out (like Shadow singing a dopey song with Emily) but I still don't like it. Read at your own risk.

Edit: It also includes my brilliant idea for a machine that turns animals into robots... that SATAM already invented. Sigh.

Worlds Unknown

This is an attempt at a SonxAmy fanfic that is also dramatic, probably too dramatic. It involves just about every character that ever existed (in the games that is) and rests heavily on the theory that all the Sonic characters live in the same house, which is an interesting concept even though I don't believe it. Eggman (who doesn't actually appear...) sends Sonic to another dimension. The start and end are dumb, the chapters are short, the plot is slightly lame... my sisters say its okay though, and I do think it is one of my better early stories, and its better than most SonxAmy fanfics I've read, naming no names.

Tikikiki

This is one of my really old Pokemon stories, as you can tell by the fact that Ash is acting like a normal human. It's about a new Pokemon I invented like any typical crazy fan that can swap minds with others (the Pokemon, not the fan); and when Ash and co. run into this little demon... Well! In the end, the way the mind-swapper swaps back is my own and is not grounded in anything at all. Oh, and, the idea for the Pokemon was pretty much stolen from a book in the Tales from the House of Bunnicula series, "Invasion of the Mind-Swappers from Asteroid Six", and the name of the Pokemon is just based on what I think a squirrel might sound like.

Psychedelic

Another early Pokemon story with Ash acting like a normal person. This is about another Pokemon I invented with potent psychic powers, except that this one grants wishes... or does she? Italic indicates Brock's thoughts, and underlined indicates Meowth's thoughts. Also contains an Akku Amulet that I accidently stole from the Septimus Heap series, and a toll man that I stole from the Septimus Heap series on purpose. This has fairly good writing but the characters all act out of character.

Personal Property

The sequel to Psychedelic: Venerra, Laurel, and Sian are back for revenge, and now they have a self-proclaimed all-powerful goddess on their side! Will anyone survive? This also has four Pokemon I made up and unlike all of my other stories this one does not heavily feature Team Rocket. Ash still acts like a normal person but this story features Tracey Sketchit, who does not act like one.

Vacation On Monster Mountain

A prequel to Psychedelic about James, Jessiebelle, and a half dozen fan characters plus a made up poodle-like Pokemon called a Knip who go to vacation on a mountain that turns out to have several secrets... An early story, and rather heavy (murder and stuff) but since I was a kid myself when I wrote it I still think its kid appropriate. Veeeeery unrealistic but you need it to understand my other wierd stories.

How to Conquer the World in Three Easy Steps

The sequel to Personal Property, this is about Freya attempting to conquer the world (and taking a very round-about method) and also about Freya's past. This is the first story I wrote where Ash acts stupid; also, it ends on a cliffhanger and so does the rest of the series but at the moment I have little inclination to write a sequel; if anyone wants one then I will write it, but I abandoned the series for Dopemon and Sonic Xplosion. It is listed as a Sonic crossover because it has the Chaos Emeralds and a couple fan characters from Sonic, but doesn't have any 'real' Sonic characters. I also get too overdramatic and the writing is awful and I break off on tangents too much... I might be a bit hard on myself but I just don't like the story.