Money Never Sleeps

'11:58 am… two minutes before lunch', thought the tall and muscular hero known as All Might but his real name is Yagi. Yagi has been patrolling the city all morning, and now lunch was coming so. It has been quiet all day so far, which is a bit weird but enjoyable. Yagi looking over the city as he dashes over to a burger joint to eat at while patrolling.

Then a loud 'BOOM' was heard, he stops and looks around until he finds that a car has exploded in the middle of the road. He jumps down to the car with a cheerful, "I AM HERE!"

With a clap of his hands, he puts the fire out and examines the car. There was no one in the car and it is in the middle of the road, he grabs the car to get off the road until another car, a kilometer away, explodes. He puts the destroyed car to the side of the road and goes the new car and takes out the fire. A few lower-class heroes came, "What's going on?!"

One of the lower-class heroes reveals to Awata telling Yagi, "All Might, this is the fifth car that has exploded now."

Yagi in confusion, "There were 3 more? Were they all empty?"

She nods as another car explodes which they went over to investigate, but little did they realize that those exploding cars were just distraction. Meanwhile in a bank two kilometers away and no heroes protecting it, four men with masks and black clothing walk in. One guy was wearing purple monkey mask as he shouts, "Ladies and gentlemen, this establishment is infested with asbestos!"

Everyone looks over and responding to the man until he says, "Get on the ground, don't move and don't make a sound."

They all stopped what they were doing and got on the ground in silence, one the other guys wearing a gas mask and WW2 helmet starts releasing and controlling a sleep gas to knock everyone out and sent the gas into other rooms to make sure everyone was down. The third guy wearing an Obama mask in a cheerful voice, "Oh god! That was easy! Shut up, you idiot!"

The fourth guy wearing a Shrek mask pulls out his laptop and heads over to nearby computer, "You three know your rolls. Twice get your clones to get the money into the van, Mind Freak watch keep an eye out. Mustard check to make sure no one is awake."

The man with the Obama mask known as Twice salutes to him, "Sure thing Alpha."

Mind Freak nods and Mustard with his gas starts walking around while Alpha hacks into the bank's security and cameras. Alpha typing in passwords he found in the desks and disables the vault. Twice with his clones begins grabbing bags of money and throwing them in the van in the back of the bank. Mustard kicks the bathroom door open and looking around, Mind Freak closes the window blinds and occasionally looks out to see if anyone was coming. He also puts up a 'Closed' sign and locks the door. Alpha erases all recording of the today and then turns off the cameras.

Twice shouts, "We got all the money this shitty van can carry!"

Alpha disconnects his laptop from the bank, and the four just into the van and drive off. Twice takes off his mask, "That was awesome! Calm down!"

Mustard taking off his mask, "I think we did a nice job."

Mind Freak taking off his mask, "Jin, I can't you gave me a purple monkey mask. Mustard, good job on bring your own mask. Izuku, I can't believe you robbed the bank as Shrek."

Alpha taking off his mask, "Well somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me. Come on Shinso, sing with me!"

Shinso rolling his eyes as Jin playing the tape, "Ah yeah!"

Two hours later…

All Might enters the bank as it was swarming with people officers, he passed by this bank when the exploding cars started happening. Naomasa, his friend for many years, standing next to him, "The cameras were taken offline and all records from today were erased. They must be professionals; it might also be linked to the chain of exploding cars today."

Then a certain voice was heard, "I don't think they are professionals…"

The two look behind them to see the bear rat creature known as Nezu as he enjoys his tea, "They were just well planned but not professionals."

Naomasa raising an eyebrow, "What makes you think that?"

Nezu walking around the main lobby, "Professional robbers would round up the hostages to the main lobby so they can be accounted for and watched over. However, they seem to be scattered all over the place, one of them was found in the restroom for example."

Naomasa thinking about it for a moment, "So you are suggesting these are first timers?"

Nezu looking around, "Well first time robbing a bank, but they probably have robbed small stores before this."

The president of the bank walks towards them, "The thieves have stolen about a hundred billion yen, that's too much money lost. Why wasn't there a hero here to stop them?!"

Naomasa responds to the man, "Sir, we believe that this robbery and the exploding car incident earlier today are connected as they happened at the same time."

The man rolling his eyes and walks away in disbelief, as Nezu finds a cord from a computer is disconnected, "Seems to me like they have someone with a hacking quirk with them too."

Yagi looking at this in anger, "We need to find these criminals fast, they couldn't have gone very far with the amount of money they were carrying."

In a warehouse outside the city…

Jin's clones were putting the money in the counting machines as the four celebrated their success by planning another robbery. Izuku speaking, "The exploding cars trick was good, but now we need to do a different tactic."

Jin in confusion, "Why?"

Mustard groaning, "By they will figure it is a trick to lead them away from the bank we want to steal from."

Shinso asks, "What should he try instead?"

Izuku thinking for a moment, "I have an idea of hacking into the traffic lights in the five-kilometer area."

Jin asks, "How do we get out?"

Izuku thinking for a moment before pulling out a map of the sewer system, "We are going to use the sewer system to get in and out."

Shinso nods, "The plan takes care of the police but not the pro heroes."

Izuku asks, "How should we occupy the pros?"

Shinso smirking, "Well we can't fight them."

Mustard throwing his thoughts on the table, "Why are we going to rob another bank right after we robbed one already? We should wait for everything to settle down."

Izuku holding up a fat stack of money, "You see this, Mustard. This a small stack of money, worth a lot to some people. How much is it worth to you?"

Mustard replies, "It's worth a lot to me."

Izuku smirks, "Money never sleeps, why should we? While all the people with the flashy and destructive quirks get all of this and look down on us. Why should we take that? Wasn't it fun taking money from pro heroes like Endeavor, Mirko, Bigshot, Death Arms, and other pro heroes…"

Izuku gets up, walks over to Mustard, and rubs his shoulders, "Think about it, they give no credit to the people who give them support items like your parents."

Mustard was getting uneasy from Izuku getting close as Izuku keeps speaking, "Look at we got, everyone out there are on their toes and are jumpy on any suspicious activities. It's easier to distract them with something."

Izuku let's go of him and walks to his side, "Now, we can rob one more bank then we can take a break, this amount right here is good…"

Izuku slamming his fist on the table scaring Jin and Mustard, "WHY NOT A LITTLE MORE?!"

Mustard nods in fear, "I understand."

Jin asks, "Why can't we just rob a bank at night? That's just stupid!"

Izuku stops for a second, "Not entirely stupid…"

Shinso looks at the maps, "There are several sewer lanes under a few banks. Attacking at night would indeed be a good idea."

Izuku sitting back on his chair, "I'll make a few calls to a guy everyone in the underworld knows to see if I can get a few more explosives, a new van, and a boat."

Izuku walks over to grab two bags of money and throws them at Mustard and Jin, "Have fun tonight and don't be suspicion."

They nod and leave the two as Izuku sighs, "Dear god, I was scared that they weren't going to be on board."

Shinso smirks, "I thought that was pretty hot."

Izuku looks at him, "Careful now, you know I am a raging bisexual. I will fuck you and suck you dry then go over to fuck a bitch for fun."

Shinso picking up a fat stack of cash, "This can pay for rent and a few more can get my mother treatment. What do you do with your share?"

Izuku looking at the map, "Same and buy All Might merch."

Shinso teasing, "Are you gay for All Might?"

Izuku laughing back a little, "As much as I want a DILF, I would have to decline. But if a buff man came in, pick you up like a princess, and carry you to safety… you better believe I would have been turned on by that."

Shinso looking around the empty building, "Want to fuck with him on Twitter?"

Izuku pulling out his laptop, "Way ahead of you."

Shinso getting next to him as they go on Twitter, "Tell him that he can Detroit Smash your cheeks."

Izuku laughing as he sent that tweet on one of All Might's posts from today, "'I heard you went to Virginia, the lover state. Can you use what they taught you in Virginia on me?'"

Shinso laughing, "Drop the McDonald's Ronald's Creamy Surprise."

Yagi's Home

Yagi was stressed out with the car bombing, bank robbing, and now was home relaxing. He thought sending out a few tweets to let everyone calm down a bit and he can have fun… it did not. The first tweets on all of his fresh post were by a guy who goes by AlphaDeku69 making sexual advances. This wasn't his first time dealing with him, he reported him two months ago, but he came back with a new account. Aizawa educated him on how should ignore trolls and but reporting the trolls just make them stronger.

The troll then posted, 'Notice me, Daddy. I've been a bad boy today and only you can discipline me. UwU'

Yagi looks at his computer in disgust, "What in God's earth is wrong with this guy?"

Yagi got curious and looked at his profile, his icon of a green rabbit with a dismembered human arm in its mouth and blood oozing out and blood covering its face, "That's not creepy at all, could have use just a green bunny. But not you had to be edgy."

Yagi then closes Twitter and looks over the file and evidence of the new case. The robbers were clean and fast leaving no DNA or revealing their faces. Then the files and new footage popped up, the get-a-way vehicle was caught on camera from across the street from the back of the bank. However, the plates on the van don't match and it is likely the plates were stolen or the van or both van and plates were stolen. Yagi looks at the four, as more camera feed of the vehicle drove around but not clear image of their faces appeared. The feed of the van was on the east side of town but that was the last traffic camera in that area, and it shows no sign of the van slowing down so they must be located far from the city.

Yagi thought to himself, 'Who are these guys?'

Aizawa's voice was heard, "I see you are heavily invested in this case."

Yagi jumped a bit at the sight of his friend at his door, "Why did you do that?!"

Aizawa chuckled a bit before saying, "I thought it would be funny. Also, I wanted to update you that we found the van, it was found in a ditch and was on fire."

Yagi leaning back in his chair, "So we got nothing."

Aizawa sitting down, "We know that they will strike again, they must be thinking that they can get away with it again."