A Shitty Background Character

Izuku works most of his life, raised by his mother alone, and overall destined for nothing great. Being a hero is absolutely not an option, he grew up seeing those smug bastards showing off their quirks, flashy suits, flashy cars, and flashy bullshit. Izuku being a quirkless individual was an easy target of bullying at school, so he just dropped out before middle school. Katsuki Bakugou is the biggest asshat in Izuku's life, believing everyone is a stepping stone to his success and is nothing more than a background character.

Izuku gets out of Katsuki's way because he has other things to do like try to get Mom a new insulin pump or get that limited edition All Might poster. But he thinks about Katsuki's thinking that everyone is a background character to someone's story. He did have 100 yen in his bank account and payday isn't until two weeks, might as well make his own story. To Izuku, this isn't a story about heroes or villains but a story of struggle, hardship, and success… somehow.

He was working late shift with his buddy Shinso at the coffee shop. Shinso asks, "Why do we work in a coffee shop that opens until two in the morning?"

Izuku replies, "Yeah, it's bullshit but there is always someone who wants coffee at this hour."

Shinso keeping the tables clean, "How is your mom?"

Izuku in a bored tone, "Same as always, how about yours?"

Shinso in the same tone, "The headaches might be getting worse."

The two were friends on and off work, the two watch the TV in boredom as it was reporting some hero saving the day. Izuku asks, "What is the fucking point of heroes?"

Shinso in confusion, "To fight villains and crime."

Izuku shakes his head, "Why are they police not allowed to use the full extent of their quirks and let these jackasses use them?"

Shinso thinks for a moment, "You right… Well we are just losers on the streets struggling. No one cares about us."

Izuku replies, "I care about you, man."

He laughs a little, "That sounded pretty gay man."

Izuku adds, "I'm bisexual, I am attracted to plowing manholes."

Shinso looks at him, "Sound like a Twitter post."

Izuku opens Twitter on his phone and sees the Payday update with the golden spoon, "You know what, fuck it. We are in a dead end in this stupid world."

Shinso looks at him, "What do you mean?"

Izuku replies, "Shinso, you have a mind control quirk for god's sake! Why haven't you robbed a bank?!"

Shinso looks at him like he is crazy, "Dude, if I control one teller and they see it. I would be fucked."

Izuku thinks to himself, "I have an idea after work and if it doesn't work, we will never try it again."

After work

It was three in the morning as Izuku and Shinso watches a hero walking the streets. Izuku nods, "Operation 'Get Help' is a go."

Izuku collapses to the ground as Shinso checks on him, "Help! My cousin is having a seizure!"

Izuku was foaming at the mouth as the hero rushes over, "Oh god! Fuck me! I'll call over…"

Shinso shouts, "Help me get him up."

The hero panicking, "No problem…"

Shinso gaining full control of the hero, "Take your wallet out and stand still."

The hero stops what he was doing and hands his wallet over. Izuku gets up and grabs about 200,000 yen, "Got it!"

Shinso asks, "What do we do?"

Izuku grabs a pipe nearby and knocks him out, "Run!"

The two run fast and hard until they got to the train station and jumped on a train. They take a moment to catch their breath. Izuku and Shinso looks at the cash they grabbed as Izuku smiles, "I have never held this much cash in my hand."

Shinso in awe, "I'm getting a paper cut just by looking at it."

Izuku gives him half as he laughs, "That was fun!"

Shinso holding it and chuckles a bit, "Yeah…"

Izuku looks at his share, "I want more."

Shinso looks at him, "You serious?"

Izuku smiles, "Yes, think about it. We don't have to worry about working again and this was way easier than our current job."

Shinso thinks about it, "I guess you are right… but let's not go crazy."

Present Day

Izuku throws his gun with it's new All Might skin on the table, "So I heard from a secret source that a villain is going to rob a bank."

The group look at him which Mustard asks, "So?"

Izuku drawing circles on the map, "You see this is a great distraction that will be cheaper than the last heist. All the heroes in the area will be too busy with this one that we can attack up to three banks."

Jin asks, "Which one are we getting?"

Izuku replies, "The one south west on the attack, heavy traffic from rush hour and the attack."

Shinso smirks, "Well sounds like a good plan, but you are the only person with an AK-47 with an All Might skin."

Izuku looks at it, "It's unregistered so they don't know it's me."

Izuku grabs it, "Just get in the van."

The South Tokyo Bank

Everyone was tied up and knocked out as Izuku watches the TV, the reporter shouts, "The villain known as Rubber is giving the heroes a tough fight…"
Izuku comes over to see the bank president being held by Jin at gunpoint, "You fuckers are going to pay…"

The door opens up to reveals the cash, diamonds, gold, and in the middle a giant golden spoon. Mustard knocks him out, "Fuck you, little dick."

Izuku grabs the spoon, "Who the fuck makes a comically large spoon made of gold?"

Shinso looks at it, "I don't know, some rich bastard who love Payday."

Suddenly the four hear the entrance door open, Jin asks, "Who left the door unlock?"

Mustard looks out to see Nighteye, "Fuck, fuck, fuck…"

Shinso asks, "Who is it?"

Mustard losing his shit, "It's Sir Nighteye!"

Jin was losing his shit as Izuku replies, "I have a plan."

Sir Nighteye

Sir came to this bank as he saw it was going to get robbed while there was a villain attack. He already called for backup, but he forgot that traffic is a nightmare right now. He was going to hold them off until then. Sudden in the corner of his eye, a tall man with his hands up, "I surrender!"

'That was easier than expected' he thought to himself. He watches other two coming out as the three sit in the lobby waiting to be arrested. Nighteye looking at the three in confusion, "Who is the leader?"

A voice from behind him spoke, "Me!"

He turns around to meet a golden spoon to the chest and launching him through the entrance door and landing on the bench across the street.

Third POV

The three look Izuku in shock as Izuku was in disbelief and shit himself. Mustard shouts, "When did you have that much strength?!"

Izuku looks at him, "I didn't…"

Jin screaming as Sir Nighteye's suit catches on fire, "HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Shinso grabs a few bags of cash, "Let's get out of here, motherfuckas!"

Izuku running with is spoon and the others with bags of cash and diamonds as they escape in the van. Sir Nighteye trying to not pass out from that hit threw his burning clothes off his body. He shouts, "FUCKING HELL!"

All Might came from the sky, "Sasaki! What happened?!"

Nighteye calming down, "My prediction was right… however I didn't see the leader hitting me a giant golden spoon that also set me on fire."

All Might in confusion, "What?"
Warehouse

Izuku was studying the spoon with Shinso as the purple hair man asks, "What is this thing?"

Izuku replies, "I don't know but it gave me some power."

Jin asks, "Should we try it on someone to make sure that it actually works?"

Izuku picks it up and looks at a dummy that they set up, "That dummy is one metric ton, let's see with does."

Izuku gets set up to swing as the other three sit back and watch. Izuku then swings the spoon which sends it flying out of the building. The four in absolute disbelief by this as Izuku looks at the spoon, "I'm going to use this on the next robbery."

Mustard shouts, "What?!"

Izuku arguing, "Think about it, if a hero interrupts us again then we can fight them off physically."

Shinso asks, "But how did it set Nighteye on fire?"

Izuku shrugs, "Maybe it's a small chance of that actually happening."

Jin speaks seriously, "So boss, if we can't rob any banks… would you be interested in taking jobs like transport or stealing shit?"

Izuku asks, "Well sure, but where did this come from?"

Jin replies, "Well you see we are decent at stealing money so why not get paid to steal shit?"

Izuku asks, "What are the jobs that were offered?"

Jin pulls out a stack, "Well the first one is to break out a prisoner, there are other like stealing cars, guns, kidnapping, jewelry, and one of them is a nuclear warhead."

Shinso looks at Izuku, "I'm not getting a part of the nuke."

Izuku nods, "Understandable and I feel the same way."

Mustard grabs a paper, "Stealing the Yaoyorozu's diamond katana sounds interesting."

Izuku pulls out his laptop to do some research, "Well shit it's in two weeks…"

He opens up the blueprints of the building where it is at and there was birthday celebration for Yaoyorozu Momo that will be happening on same day as it arrives. Shinso asks, "Are we going to crash the party?"

Izuku smirks, "Oh yeah."
Yagi

He was looking at the pictures and video from this robbery, they were smart about this one as it was happening during a villain attack. He watched by their professionalism but there was volume in this video. Yagi writing down what they were saying, 'We are not robbing you, we are robbing the bank's money', 'Don't be a hero, we after the bank', and 'Sit your asses down'. But Yagi was looking at the leader who was now where a green oni mask, this group must have a good budget to wear different masks. Sasaki comes in, "I was hoping to keep them occupied until you would arrive, but they did something different than my vision told me."

Yagi in shock, "Does the leader have a quirk that tricks your visions?"

Sasaki deadpan, "No, it has to be a strength enhancement quirk by how hard he hit me with that spoon."

Yagi's computer pings as Twitter was back at it again, "Oh no… it's Twitter."