This is a little info about me.

I'm from Cardiff, Wales and I love to read and write

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,peer inside and ask "Got enough air inthere?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, gruntand strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshakeand ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You'reone of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" Andpush all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyonepresses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passengerfor a while, then announce: "I have newsocks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, lookaround and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on theemergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floorwith chalk and announce to the otherpassengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other personin the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend theygive you a shock. Smile, and go back formore.

16) ASK if you can push the button forother people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you'rewaiting for your friend. After a while,let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someonereaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures ofeveryone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendantand review emergency procedures andexits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.