A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

Parmi les nombreuses traditions que le foyer Bonnefoy-Kirkland a développées au cours de leurs années ensemble, le goûter du dimanche après-midi - ou thé de cinq heures tel qu'Arthur insiste pour le nommer, est sans doute la plus précieuse de toutes. - Traduction de Something Sweet (Tumblr, Gwensparlour)

Arthur's goal was to win in a band competition but things got more complicated when he found a Merman in a dump. Punk!Arthur Merman!Alfred USUK/UKUS

Thailand shows up to an ASEAN meeting with something very slightly different about him, but it seems that Malaysia is the only one to notice.. And he can't quite put his finger on it. After squinting for a majority of the meeting, Thailand excuses himself from the meeting five minutes early. Curious, Malaysia decides to follow him. Oneshot.

New places and new people were never Lovino's strong suit. So when a smooth-talking Spaniard came into the picture, Lovino was less than thrilled when everything he believed in was beginning to be questioned.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA Just some stories about Switzerland and his family. Ships: Scotland x France, (One-sided) Switzerland x Austria, Hungary x Austria, Romano x Prussia

Just some incorrect quote for the ASEAN that I made. You can see it on my Tumblr account. Tumblr : anonymous - chan

Por esto mismo es que nunca se deja a un grupo de Gryffindors solos en la sala de pociones, nunca se puede saber que clase de idea les pasa por la cabeza. Era simplemente escandaloso el ver lo que estaba sucediendo en la escuela y como el equilibrio de las cosas era arrojado al viento sin mayor miramiento por el auto proclamado "Rey" de Hogwarts. Pottertalia AU DenXFemMéx

Spellbound: Matthias and people from his town are forced to make a choice, to stand up against their king or perish under his harsh rule. Their rebellion seems to be doomed in the beginning, until Matthias meets someone that has insight that can give them victory. But is he willing to risk all of their lives based on information from a stranger reluctant to reveal his identity?

In a fit of rage, America had admitted England into a mental asylum. The institute was a haven of darkness, reducing his former caretaker to a shadow of his former self. As the nations stared into the broken emeralds, they lamented their sweet memories with the once proud nation and they knew they could never rest until they could bring the kindness and warmth in those eyes back.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA Life's already hard for the young Baltic nation but living with Mr. Russia has made it even worse. What makes it even worse is that his big brothers aren't there to comfort him. Will life get better for Latvia or will he forever be a fragile crybaby? Ships: Sufin, (Implied)Lietpol/Poliet, (Implied)Prumano, (One-sided)Lietbel

During a Thanksgiving at Ivan and Alfred's house, some things the various members of their families had been trying to hide come out. What will happen and how will they pull through stronger as a family? RusAme CanUkr LietBel and FrUk main pairings.

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

Alfred "The Hero" Jones est un jeune combattant américain de MMA qui a pour objectif de devenir champion de l'UFC. Mais lorsqu'il défie le champion actuel, Ivan Braginsky, les choses ne se passent pas comme prévu et Alfred se retrouve à l'hôpital. Après quelques semaines passées seul dans sa chambre d'hôpital. TRADUCTION Lovely As You Are de SadLesbianPrincess

REDONE WITH CORRECTIONS AND EXPANDED. I am Spanish and I love my country, and since I think its history is quite underrated, even among Spaniards themselves, here is a multi-chapter which travels in time to explore the events which shaped Spain the way he is. T for some adult language and situations. Picture by MoonyL00ny in DeviantArt

Egyperces. Az ikrek átugranak az Óvilágba. Arthur és Alfred egy tahó, de szerintem ezen senki nem lepődik meg.

A story about the people who stay and the people who leave. Or, Spain bids Portugal goodbye as he leaves to sail across the sea. Hints of SpaPort.

Vol. 10 is up. Who is Lady Fan? Ju and Yao discover another hidden branch in the Liao-Wang clan. There is a cloud of dark history surrounding the name. What does this Lady Fan want with the clan? Meanwhile, the apocalypse game is going faster to swallow the whole world. Mam and Vozrozhdeniye are catching up to Tandeki. The Wasteland does not rest until it has its fill of blood.

The BeNeLux siblings are running late for a world meeting, but as Belgium looks for Netherlands she discovers the secret to his eccentric hairstyle; tulips! (Written for the same Dutch friend I decided to traumatise with my last fanfic)

(This is my first fanfiction on this site, forgive me for any formatting issues) I don't actually like omegaverse, but I wrote this just to cause myself (a Brit) and my Dutch friend pain, don't take this seriously please Main pairing Omega!Netherlands x Alpha!England, Sibling trio BeNeLux, ACE family

Ambientado en 1601-1602. Cuando Austria y España irdieron el desesperado plan de presentar al rey Felipe III las colonias del reino para que asumiera sus responsabilidades como monarca, jamás imaginaron lo qué sería vivir con 20 niños y adolescentes: las preguntas existenciales, las hormonas, los celos, el transito de la niñez a la adultez, la rebeldía y la inocencia.

Here are some shorts I came up recently. Hope you will enjoy!

Elizabeta is an unhappy omega. She hates her omega genes and the fact that she is forced to conform to what society deems acceptable. To make matters worse she meets an extremely annoying and arrogant alpha called Gilbert. Her life couldn't get any more interesting could it? M for future content and darker themes. Omegaverse. Side pairings: Spamano, GerIta, FrUk/UsUk love triangle

Multiple fics dedicated to sibling idiocy. xD - [Ch1, Punchline: "Norway goes to the market and leaves Sweden with the task of keeping Denmark out of trouble. In hindsight that was a stupid idea."] - [Ch2, Morbid Summer: "Being a nation, Sweden decides, can be a pain the ass." Or: Sweden has to find a way to break out Denmark out of the morgue. x'D ].

The time has come. The nations and peoples who have been humiliated and betrayed have had enough of remaining silent. They will finally enact a plan 70 years in the making, one that will tear the planet apart. And the world knows nothing, blind and ignorant; they shall feel the wrath of Armageddon.