The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid!

by Vgn Golley

Dexter Douglass was just an average teen, until one day when installing the Pinnacle Chip onto his laptop, Dexter was zapped into Cyberspace and was embedded with the full power of the Internet, transforming himself into Freakazoid! Now, watch as Dexter, his best friend Darcy, and Freakazoid try to defend their home from villains and monsters alike! Rated M for violence and lemons

Hey, guys! Welcome to my first ever Freakazoid story, 'The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new story...anyway, I don't own anything, except for my OC's.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

[The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Theme Song!]

Super teen extraordinaire!

Freakazoid, Freakazoid!

In a pitch-black void of darkness, we could see a flashlight shining through it as the title of the story could be briefly shown before revealing the face of the superpowerful, internet-powered, cartoonish Humantar Hybrid Freakazoid as he smiles at the readers brightly with his tongue sticking out playfully as we then zoomed back and see Freakazoid holding onto a flashlight close to his face as he then tossed it away and proceeds to flex and show off his muscular body as he smirked at the readers.

Flies around in underwear!

Freakazoid, Freakazoid!

Laughing gleefully, the blue-skinned teenager then suddenly gained a determined look as he crouches down and takes off into the air at high speeds thanks to his superpowers as Freakazoid held out his arms and continued flying around in the air while making some whooshing airplane sounds that the red-suited teenage superhero DEFINITELY thought were necessary to make as Freakazoid ignored Dexter's pleas to stop making the rather childish noise and could basically feel his Human half shaking his head in dismay and embarrassment.

Rescues Washington, D.C.!

Freakazoid, Freakazoid!

Near the White House, we could see a grinning Freakazoid standing on top of a giant pile of groaning, injured, defeated villains with a victorious look on his face as the Avatar/Human Hybrid was surrounded by a group of civilians that were cheering for him and smirked cockily as Freakazoid waved back at his cheering fans gleefully...

Unless something better's on TV!

Freakazoid, Freakazoid!

...but then we pull back and see Freakazoid sitting around lazily on Dexter's family couch with his cat Mr. Chubbikins lying near him, watching an old news coverage of one of his heroic exploits with Dexter's best friend Darcy Lewis sitting upside down beside him as she had a bored expression on her face, which was shared with Freakazoid as he decided to flip through the channels to see if there was anything good now...both apparently oblivious to a giant monster attacking aside as it took a loud, annoyed yell from Dexter to remind Freakazoid that there was a monster attack outside going on as the blue-skinned superhero frantically ran outside in the form of a bolt of lightning while Darcy merely shrugs at this casually and continued watching TV.

His brain's overloaded!

It has some chocolate coating!

A textbook case for Sigmund Freud!

Freakazoid, Freakazoid!

An X-Ray scan of Freakazoid's head could be seen on the screen as multiple cartoonishly large lightning symbols appeared beside his brain, shocking it as it shook around before overloading as it exploded and was covered with some chocolate sauce as a giant white-gloved hand appeared and grabbed onto the X-Ray paper as we zoom back and see Freakazoid sitting on a therapists chair as he proceeds to eat the delicious X-Ray before turning to a curious Sigmund Freud as the young hero continued venting about his day to him.

Check out, Dexter Douglas!

Nerd, computer ace!

Was surfing on the internet and got zapped into Cyberspace!

A smiling Dexter Douglass could be seen sitting in front of his desk, facing his laptop as a bored Darcy stood beside him and watched on as her excited childhood best friend puts in some kind of weird code onto the URL of the Goggle Website before being followed by pressing the 'Delete' button as, before both teens could react, his laptop began glowing brightly, and a concentrated beam of digital energy was shot out of it as collided against a stunned Dexter's body and the young teen could only let out a surprised/agonizing scream as his body was transformed into digital code and was sucked onto his computer as Darcy could only watch on in stunned shock/worry.

He turned into the Freakazoid!

He's strong and super quick!

Floating in the heart of Cyberspace, Dexter could only let out a terrified scream as his brain, body, and DNA was forcibly imbued with superpowers and all the knowledge of the Internet as digital yellow energy appeared on his chest and begins expanding across his whole body as a yelping Dexter was swiftly transformed into Freakazoid, who was still wearing Dexter's glasses and clothes as the recently born Humantar looks around confusedly/hopefully/fearfully for a few seconds...before beaming brightly as Freakazoid gave the readers his usual bright, cheery smile and a thumbs-up as a big digital yellow aura covered his body, and Freakazoid proceeds to fly out of view to the pathway of freedom to unleash his crazy but awesome powers onto the world.

He drives the villains crazy cause he's a lunatic!

Deep in the center of Dexter's brain, we cue to the Freakalair as we see a smiling Dexter and Darcy standing in front of a line of all of their mortal foes crouching down in front of them in a straight line as Freakazoid appeared before them in a flash of yellow lightning and glared down at the humans angrily...before smirking as he pulled out two giant hammers as Darcy eagerly grabbed hers while Dexter nervously grabbed his mallet but had slight trouble holding it due to his lack of strength.

Noticing this, Freakazoid decided to give his human half a helping hand as he helped Dexter lift up his hammer, and the trio proceeds to bonk every single villain on the head with their mallets as some congo music played and, can't helping himself, Freakazoid snatched his friends' mallets from out of their hands as the blue-skinned hybrid proceeds to hit himself with the mallets multiple times like a lunatic. Not hurting himself in the slightest by the self-inflected mallet whacks, Freakazoid stops as he smiles at his shocked friends goofily with broken teeth and his tongue sticking out as his body broke apart like a mirror and his shattered pieces fell onto the floor as Dexter and Darcy stared at this with wide eyes...before snorting as they chuckled and was later joined by a fixed up Freakazoid that appeared out of nowhere as he places his large muscular arms over Dexter and Darcy's shoulders as they all shared a joyful laugh.

His home base is the Freakalair!

Freakazoid, Fricassee!

Whirling around a huge red/white electrical tower, we could see a grinning Freakazoid flying around in his lightning form in his Freakalair while giving a laughing Dexter and Darcy a ride on his sparkling back as they zoomed past a glowing billboard with a large sign that read, 'Freakazoid!', and had a picture of Freakazoid lying on a large plate filled with vegetables like a delicious Thanksgiving turkey as he had a giant green apple lodged onto his mouth.

Floyd the barber cuts his hair!

Freakazoid, Chimpanzee!

A concentrated Floyd the Barber could be seen cutting a grinning Freakazoid's hair off from his head while he was sitting on a barber chair as the barber finished cutting his hair, giving him a buzzcut as he proceeds to disappear out of thin air and a smirking Freakazoid stood up from his chair as he struck a heroic pose and suddenly the screen was changed to show a cute video of a real-life chimpanzee jumping up and down excitedly from a rock on his exhibit.

Rides around in the Freakmobile!

Freakazoid, Freakazoo!

Bursting through the video of the cute little bouncing chimpanzee, we could see Freakazoid riding around Washington D.C. on his Freakmobile with a smiling Darcy riding beside him on the passenger seat as both teens laughed loudly and continued riding down the streets at ridiculously fast speeds as Freakazoid made sure to ignore Dexter's yells of speed violations and getting caught by the police for speeding, reckless driving and, for some weird reason, playing a kazoo while driving.

Hopes to make a movie deal!

Freaka me, Freaka you!

A smirking Freakazoid could be seen standing on top of a large star with his name on it as Dexter and Darcy stood beside him as the trio wore fancy clothes and made sure to smile for the reporters as they took multiple pictures of the group while they were standing in front of a large sign of Freakazoid wearing Uncle Sam Clothes as he pointed at the readers with a big silly smile on his face as the words, 'Freaka me, Freaka you' were plastered above him.

They're here to save the nation!

But first, let me ask you this question!

Standing on top of the Earth, Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid could be seen walking across the planet with their arms wrapped around each other as they had big smiles on their faces due to being applauded by their proud and cheering parents, their older brother Duncan, Darcy, Steff, Crossgrove, Roddy, Valerie, and Nick as fireworks and confetti rang out in the background.

Would you please give this story a favorite and a review?

Dexter, Freakazoid, and Darcy could be seen standing in front of a room that was completely black as they were holding up big signs that read, 'Please give this story a favorite and a review or else we will be terminated' as the trio gave the readers big, pleading, nervous smiles as they chuckled warily.

Anyway, without further ado!

Let me introduce you!

THE ADVENTURES OF DEXTER DOUGLASS AND FREAKAZOID!

Grunting, Freakazoid used his superhuman strength to leap up high into the sky and was able to hover a bit in mid-air as a flash of yellow lightning occurred, and it split apart the Avatar/Human Hybrid's body as we could see a smiling Dexter on one side of the body and a grinning Freakazoid on the other half of the body as a laughing Darcy could be seen riding on his back and hugged both teens as they smiled at this with a blush as the title of the story appeared above them.

[The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Theme Song Over!]

{The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Season 1, Episode 1: The Pinnacle Chip Part 1}

"AH, CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!" A loud, pissed off, Scottish male voice rang out, disturbing the peaceful normal snowy Christmas morning in Washington D.C. as we cue over to the Apex Microchips Tower and zoom in to one of the large rooms in the building as we see a bearded man dressed in a kilt angrily storming inside of a board room filled with numerous businessmen as the CEO of the company could be seen seated at the end of the large table and had his back turned against them as he petted a cat. The angry man is a 5'8-feet-tall, 32-year-old Scottish man with hazel brown eyes, short orange hair with a full orange beard, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian skin, a tall muscular built, and his outfit consists of a red cap with a big furry white ball planted on top of the hat, a long-sleeved dark blue opened jacket with a cream-collard shirt underneath, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, a long red kilt, white stockings, and brown shoes. His name is Roddy MacStew, an ill-tempered loud mouth lead scientist for Apex Microchips.

"Are you sure that your readings are correct, Roddy?" A bald businessman asked as Roddy glared at him seriously and held up the long list of readings that he did earlier in his lab.

"I'm as sure as snails hate salt that there's no doubt whatsoever in my brain. Gentleman, I have grave news to share with all of you...the Pinnacle Chip is flawed." Roddy says as everyone, sans the CEO, gasped at this in absolute shock with wide eyes.

"Uh, how exactly is this flaw in the Pinnacle Chip manifests?" A black-skinned businessman asked as Roddy, who was all too eager to explain how the flaw works, leaped up onto the table and placed his hands behind his back as he begins walking forward with a serious look on his face.

"Well, first, the Computer User has to be connected to the internet and use any kind of website he/she could find. Google, Firefox, Google Chrome, Bing, it doesn't matter which. Second, the User has to press an exact, and I repeat, exact sequence of keys onto the URL Search Bar of the selected Website. Third and final step, the User has to press the 'Delete' button. I have calculated the odds of this happening to four hundred and fifty million to one." Roddy says the last part rather casually while showing off the readings of the flaw of the Pinnacle Chip to each of the businessmen as a blonde-haired employee couldn't help but to scoff at this in disbelief/amusement.

"Four hundred and fifty million to one? What are we worried about with that kind of calculations?" The Blonde Businessmen says with a snort as the rest of his comrades mumbled in agreement while laughing as they didn't know why Roddy was so worried about since the chances of that ever happening is nearly impossible.

"CUT THE CRUD!" Roddy screamed, pissed off that none of the businessmen were taking him seriously, as he glared down at them sternly while crossing his arms. "I wouldn't have such happy slacks if I was you because, even if the odds are that someone actually activates the flaw is very and highly unlikely, there is still a chance that a poor sap might activate the flaw and if he/she does, it will cause the Pinnacle Chip to overload and fire a concentrated beam of energy out of the computer/laptop/phone and zap the User as it will fill his/her brain with all of the power and information of the internet and do whoknows what kind of damage to the User!"

"Uh, what kind of danger will the brain of the User get?" An Asian Businessmen asked curiously as Roddy turn to glare at him and threw up his hands in exasperation.

"I DON'T KNOW, FANCY MAN IN HIS FANCY SUIT, THAT'S THE POINT! NO HUMAN BEING HAS EVER SUFFERED THE FULL POWER OF THE INTERNET DOWNLOADED DIRECTLY ONTO HIS/HER BRAIN BEFORE! THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO THE POOR SAP IF THEY WERE HIT BY THE CONCENTRATED BEAM OF THE INTERNET INTO HIS/HER BRAIN! IT COULD KILL THE USER INSTANTLY OR SPLIT APART HIS/HER BRAIN AND MAKE HIM/HER HAVE TOTAL AMNESIA, PUT THE USER IN A COMA, OR IT MIGHT EVEN DRIVE THE USER COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY INSANE BY THE SHEER AMOUNT OF INFORMATION THAT THE INTERNET WILL UNFOLD!" Roddy screamed panickedly/nervously/hysterically as the board of directors were shocked and horrified by what he said and turned to each other as they whispered concernedly. "So, please, for the good of Humanity and the good folks who bought your merchandise, recall the Pinnacale Chip immedaitely." Roddy stressed the last word out pleadingly as the board members stopped talking and shared a serious, worried look as they nodded before turning to the Scottish Scientist Employee as they nodded.

"Alright, we will recall the Pinnacle Chip." A Grey-Haired Businessman says with his fellow employees mumbling in agreement as Roddy smiled and sighs in relief as he was about to thank everyone for recalling the Pinnacle Chip but was cut off by the CEO as he whirled around to face him with a business-like smile on his face. The CEO is a 6'2-feet-tall, 45-year-old man with black eyes as one of the eyes was completely white and was covered by a black eyepatch, poofy large gray hair in the style of an afro, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian skin, a tall slim built, and his outfit consists of a gray business suit with a white-collard shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, gray slacks, and black shoes. His name is Armondo Guitierrez, the CEO of Apex Microchips and the boss of Roddy MacStew.

"Gentlemen, it's Christmas eve. Our company has sold over sixty million chips...sixty million chips! Tomorrow, people all over the world will be having cookies, fudges, and opening little presents with Pinnacle Chips inside." Guitierrez says while standing up from the chair and throwing his cat as it meowed in pain in the background, but Armondo wasn't fazed by that as he simply places his hands behind his back and begin walking around the board table. "A recall at this late stage will diversely impact our yearly earnings...as well as your Christmas bonuses that my cat has in his mouth." Guitierrez says while appearing at the end of the table as he whistled, and a cat was thrown over to him as Armondo caught him and held him out to the now interested, greedy businessmen as they saw their Christmas Bonuses in his mouth.

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"...Oh, hell, what's one little flaw, anyway? Besides, there's no way that anyone would actually activate the flaw if the ratio is only a four hundred and fifty to one. I'm pretty sure that we will be alright. Right, guys?" The Blonde-Haired Businessman from before says casually with the rest of his comrades nodding in agreement as Roddy looks royally pissed off that everyone bends over backwards that easily, even though he had specifically told them what would happen if someone does activate the flaw as he was about to speak up but was interrupted by Guitierrez as he placed his arms around his employee with a fake cheerful smile on his face.

"There? You see, MacStew? If there is a four hundred and fifty to one chance of someone actually activating the flaw, then there's no need to freak out." Guitierrez says as Roddy simply glared at him and brushes off his boss harshly, surprising Armondo as he quickly composed himself and gave his employee a curious yet emotionless look on his face.

"I'm telling you, Guitierrez, you're making a big, big, BIG mistake! Even if there is a slim chance of someone activating the flaw, it's still EXTREMELY dangerous to not recall the chips right now before it's too late! I'm telling you, somewhere in my gut, a poor sap will activate the chip, and God knows what would happen to him/her! You could have the User be killed or suffer a fate worse than death! You have to cancel everything right now or-,"

"Or else what?" Guitierrez challenged as Roddy narrowed his eyes at his boss and placed his hands on his hips.

"Or else I will walk out and leave the company forever!" Roddy threatened as Guitierrez simply stared at him blankly and, after a few seconds of awkward silence, the CEO proceeds to point at the exit.

"Well, there's the door." Guitierrez says calmly as Roddy actually looks very surprised by this and stared at him in deep shock/disbelief.

"Wha-ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST FIRE ME! I'M THE BEST EMPLOYEE YOU HAVE, YOU ONE-EYED MORON!" Roddy yelled as Guitierrez, for the most part, looks unfazed by what he said and simply turns around as he pets his cat.

"Used to be, MacStew. You screwed up, and now your out of here. Good riddence and goodbye." Guitierrez says coldly as Roddy continued staring at him in surprise, not expecting his former boss to do something like this as the Scottish Man then grew angry and gripped his fists tightly as he pointed at Guitierrez.

"Fine, whatever, I don't care! Fire me all you want! I can simply get a different job elsewhere, but don't think that I won't tell anyone about the flaw because I'm going to be signing like a canary to the press!" Roddy screamed while turning around as he was about to storm off but stopped as his ex-boss spoke up.

"And who will believe you, Roddy?" Guitierrez says, stopping Roddy from his tracks as he continued listening to the one-eyed man's words carefully. "I mean, seriously, a flaw in the Pinnacle Chip that fires a concentrated beam of the internet directly onto a person's head? Ha! Ludicrous! No one will ever believe you, and even if they do, who's fault would it be for the death of the User, hmm? Remember, none of us built the Pinnacle Chip. It was all you, my friend. Imagine how the public will find out when they figure out the truth, and they figure out the correct sequence to your little flaw. Just picture it, MacStew, a world filled with dead, knocked out, heavily injured, or insane people scattered all across the world simply because of a little flaw in the Pinnacle Chip that you helped build, which means what happens will be all...your...fault." Guitierrez said sinisterly with a big grin on his face as Roddy remained silent and started trembling in fury as he tightened his fists before taking a deep breath as Roddy decided to not acknowledge what his old boss said and simply started making his way out of the building.

"Follow after Roddy MacStew for me and make sure that he is not well aware of your presence. Report to me if he talks to anyone about the flaw in the Pinnacle Chip." Guitierrez says into his earphone, talking to his secret underground security team as he then threw away his cat, and it meowed in pain in the background as Armondo then places his hands on his hips and lets out a rather villainous deep laugh as his board members watched this on nervously. "Hey, come on, don't just sit there in fear and silence! Laugh with me!" Guitierrez ordered while going back to his evil laugh, which was shared awkwardly by his employees.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere, we cue to a small yet spacious two-story brown/yellow snowing house as we zoom in and see a young family celebrating Christmas by opening some Christmas presents as an adult man could be seen recording a tall, muscular teenage male jock and a younger scrawny nerd boy opening some presents as a young woman was sitting on the couch, watching the children eagerly open their presents with a small, warm smile on her face as she held a small gift-wrapped present in her lap.

"Ooh, a weight set! Cool!" The muscular jock exclaimed gleefully as the parents smiled at the boy's happiness. The teenage jock is a 5'8-feet-tall, 17-year-old boy with black eyes, large poofy orange hair, a small pointy nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian skin, a tall muscular built, and his outfit consists of a light purple hoodie with a yellow shirt underneath, light blue jeans, and white/red shoes. His name is Duncan Douglass, Dexter's older jerky brother and a football player at Harry Connick Jr. High School.

"We almost got you a new laptop for you to use for your schoolwork." The adult man says with a laugh as he was still recording the whole event on his phone. The adult male is a 6'2-feet-tall, 40-year-old man with black eyes, short slick back dark grey hair, a big nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian skin, a tall fat build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved teal-colored sweater with a white-collard shirt underneath, a blue tie, brown slacks, and black shoes. His name is Douglass Douglass, Debbie's husband, and Dexter and Duncan's father.

"But then we thought no, Duncan just loves to lift things." The woman says with a cheerful smile on her face as she giggled. The woman is a 6-feet-tall, 38-year-old female with black eyes, large orange hair, a small nose, red lipstick, a sharp chin, D-Cup breasts, Caucasian skin, a slim hourglass figure, a fairly big ass, and her outfit consists of a pearl necklace, a black collared short-sleeved pink jacket with a white shirt underneath, a long pink skirt, and pink high heel shoes. Her name is Debbie Douglass, Douglass's wife, and Dexter and Duncan's mother.

"Maybe you can give your old set to your brother." Douglass says with a smile as Duncan snorted mockingly/amusedly while grabbing one of his new weights as he begins lifting it up and down.

"Yeah, I'm so sure."

"Hey, what does that mean?" The scrawny teenager asked with an annoyed/hurt look on his face as Duncan simply gave him a blank look before lifting up his arm as he punches his shoulder rather harshly. The teenager is a 5'6-feet-tall, 16-year-old boy with black eyes, short shoulder-length brown hair that has two small bangs, a small nose, a sharp chin, pale Caucasian skin, a lean scrawny weak built, and his outfit consists of a pair of square-shaped black-rimmed clear glasses, light purple-collared opened jacket with a light blue shirt underneath, brown shorts, and blue/white sneakers. His name is Dexter Douglass, Douglass and Debbie's youngest son and Duncan's little brother. "Ow!" Dexter yelped in pain as he rubbed his sore shoulder while making sure to not startle the large, extremely fat orange tabby cat on his lap named Mr. Chubbikins as Dexter glared at his older brother before turning to his parents. "Mom! Dad! Duncan just hit me!"

"Worms and easels, Dexter! What did we say about whinning. If your brother hits you, your supposed to hit him back." Douglass says sternly as Dexter blinked at this in disbelief/shock and pointed at his lack of muscles.

"But Dad, Duncan is stronger than-,"

"Dexter, what did I just say about the whining?" Douglass asked with a glare as Dexter flinched and sighs heavily as he nodded reluctantly.

"Yes, sir." Dexter says with a sad, defeated frown as Duncan snickered at his little brother smugly.

"Okay, now, Dexter's turn! Dexter's turn!" Debbie says excitedly, wanting to change the subject as she handed the present that was lying on her lap over to Dexter, who grabbed onto it as he tried to open it but was distracted by his cat as Mr. Chubbikins tried to play with his Christmas present.

"Mr. Chubbikins, stop it!" Dexter says playfully yey sternly as Mr. Chubbikins meowed in protest but reluctantly followed his owner's demands and laid down on the floor. Satisfied, Dexter turned back his present and eagerly opened it as the young teen was completely shocked to see a Pinnacle Chip resting inside. "Wow!" Dexter exclaimed with wide amazed eyes as he grabbed onto the Pinnacle Chip and stared down at it in sheer awe. "A Pinnacle Chip! I can't believe that you gave me one! This is amazing! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Dexter says excitedly while hugging his smiling mother and father as he beamed. "I'm going to put this in my computer right now!" Dexter says as he ran out of the living room and was about to run upstairs but stopped as a doorbell rang out.

"Dexter, can you get that!?" Debbie asked as Dexter grumbles but decided to answer the door due to knowing how strict his mother can be as the glasses-wearing kid sighs heavily and made his way over to the door as Dexter opened it with a frown that was quickly turned into a smile as he saw a black-haired teenage girl standing on his porch with an indifferent look on her face as she had her hands inside of her pockets on her hoodie. The teenager is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old girl with green eyes that have some black eyeshadow, shoulder-length black hair with dark purple highlights, a small nose, black lipstick a sharp chin, D-Cup breasts, Caucasian skin, a slender hourglass figure, a big ass, and her outfit consists of a black hoodie with a white top underneath as it has the symbol of a black flaming skull above her breasts, a black choker, ripped black jeans, and black/white sneakers. Her name is Darcy Lewis, Dexter's childhood Goth best friend.

"Hey, Dexty. Merry Christmas." Darcy greeted casually while waving at him blankly as Dexter smiled at her brightly and let her into his house.

"Oh, hey, Darcy. What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at home with your parents for Christmas?" Dexter asked as Darcy turned to him with a very blank glare on her face. "Oh, right, sorry." Dexter says apologetically while flushing in embarrassment as Darcy rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"It's okay, Dex. My parents just gave me their usual Christmas gifts...which is nothing, so I decided to leave home and come to yours. So, what did you get for Christmas?" Darcy asked, wanting to forget about her parents as Dexter instantly beamed and grabbed onto his friend's hands.

"Oh, yeah, you have to check out what my parents gave me! Its really cool!" Dexter exclaimed while running upstairs as he dragged an annoyed Darcy behind him.

"Dexter, what did I say about you touching me." Darcy says threateningly with a small blush on her face.

"Oh, right, sorry." Dexter says sheepishly as he lets go of Darcy's hand, and the teens continued making their way upstairs as, unknown to them, Dexter's parents were watching from the scene from the living room.

"Ah, young love." Debbie says to her husband cheerfully with him nodding in agreement as they shared a chuckle.

"I'm telling you, Darcy, the Pinnacle Chip will change my life forever," Dexter says with a huge happy smile on his face as we fast forward in time a bit and see the teenagers in Dexter's room as said boy had earlier dissembled his laptop and was currently installing the Pinnacle Chip onto his computer as his bored friend laid on his bed watching while also playing with Mr. Chubbinkins. "It will not only run my computer four times as fast, but it will allow for truly dedicated multi-tasking and adds up my computer's RAM up to quadrupole of its usual size, which means I'm able to do way more than I can usually do on my computer and-,"

"Dexty, you're doing it again," Darcy says while throwing Dexter's pillow at the back of her friend's head to shut him up as he turned to glare at her in annoyance. "Your speaking nerd, and I'm getting bored here. Can you just install that chip thing later so that we can go to the Comic Book Store or something?" Darcy pleaded as Dexter rolled his eyes but smiled anyway as he nodded.

"Alright, alright, let me just finish up installing the Pinnacle Chip onto my laptop and test to see if it works before we go." Dexter says as Darcy lets out an overdramatic sigh but nodded as she laid back on Dexter's bed and watched as her friend finish up on installing the chip onto his computer and quickly reassembled his laptop back together with such speed and skill that honestly shocked the Goth girl as she blinks a couple of times.

"I swear that if he doesn't end up running a computer company of sorts in the future, then I will truly give up my faith in Humanity." Darcy thought to herself incredulously as a smiling Dexter grabbed onto his computer and placed it on his desk as he turned it on.

"Okay, internet, here we come." An excited Dexter says while opening up the Google's Website as he clicked on the URL Search Bar and was about to type something but was stopped by his cat as Mr. Chubbikins spotted a blue butterfly flying onto the room and hovered over his owners' laptop as the fatass cat was quick to leap out of Darcy's lap and was able to land on Dexter's desk as he begins chasing after the butterfly. "Hey, wait, Mr. Chubbikins, stop!" Dexter yelled as his cat ignored his owners' orders and walked back and forth on Dexter's laptop to try and chase down the elusive butterfly as, unknown to the teenagers, Mr. Chubbikins was putting in a particular set of buttons in a rather familiar sequence of keys. "Darcy, can you help me out with Mr. Chubbikins here?"

"Heh, alright, alright, I'm coming in to save the day." Darcy says sarcastically as she jumped out of Dexter's bed and made her way over to her friend as Darcy grabbed onto his cat and grunted slightly as it took a little bit of effort to lift up Mr. Chubbikins. "Oof, damn, Dexter, why do you have to feed him so much? He's heavy as a cannonball." Darcy says half-seriously/half-jokingly as she places the cat down on the ground while Dexter merely rolled his eyes at what his friend said and scoffed.

"Oh, please, he's not that fat, Darcy."

"Dexter, his name is Mr. Chubbikins."

"...Point taken," Dexter says with a shrug before turning back over to his laptop to make sure that his cat didn't damage it as, while it didn't seem too broken in any way, Dexter was rather confused to see some type of weird code on the URL Seach Bar that I am unable to write on this story for some weird reason so please, dear readers, just pretend that I wrote the sequence code to activate the Pinnacle Chip's flaw. "Huh? What's this junk?" Dexter asked confusedly before shrugging as he proceeds to lift up his hand and hovered his finger over the 'Delete' button as Dexter pressed it.

What happens next will change the lives of Dexter Douglass and Darcy Lewis forever as the laptop froze a bit before it begins glowing brightly as waves upon waves of digital energy waves began discharging from out of the computer and hit the teenagers bodies as a concentrated beam of digital energy shoot out from the screen and were about to collide against them as Dexter saw that a stunned Darcy was about to get hit as well and, without thinking, the glasses-wearing was quick to push his friend out of the way as the young goth girl crashes down onto the floor just as the energy beam strikes Dexter's body as he started emitting a loud, terrified, agonizing scream.

Shaking her head, Darcy heard Dexter's screams and looked up from the floor as she gasped at the sight of a yelling Dexter being bombarded with what seems to be the full power of the internet as waves upon waves of incredibly useful or useless data about every single type of information that was ever put on the internet was inserted into his brain and, if Dexter could be honest, it...freaking...HURT! If Dexter could, he would grab his head in pain and scream into the heavens until his throat hurt because it won't hurt more than feeling his brain is overloaded with all of the full power of the internet as the young teen could feel his brain getting split apart harshly like a logger ripping apart a log with his bare hands before his brain was painfully put together by what seems to be yellow electricity as the process repeated itself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over AND OVER AGAIN!

Finally, after what feels like centuries has gone by, the pain has dulled a bit as Dexter mentally sighs in relief...before realizing that he couldn't feel his legs as he looks down and gasped as Dexter saw that his legs were getting broken apart into a million of yellow digital code as soon his whole lower half was gone before his upper half was gone too and his arms as Dexter fearfully turned his head towards an incredibly shocked and mortified Darcy and didn't even have the time to cry out in pain or for help as, soon enough, his entire body broken up into a bunch of digital yellow code as Dexter soon transformed into a bolt of yellow digital lightning and reflexively flew over to his still glowing laptop as the young teen zapped himself inside and disappeared from sight.

"...D-Dexter?" Darcy says quietly with a stunned look on her face as she nervously made her way over to Dexter's computer, which had forcibly turned itself off as it stops glowing. "D-Dexter? Dex? A-Are you in there!?" A now frantic Darcy asked, losing her cool as she grabbed onto Dexter's laptop and begins shaking as if expecting she would be able to spit out her friend back as Darcy yelled her best friend's name out multiple times tearfully.

~[Cyberpsace]~

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dexter screamed as we see the young teen reappearing in what seemed to be a weird, alternate dimension that was highly advanced and technological as Dexter appeared in what was now called Cyberspace with his code assembling back his body in a flash of yellow lightning as the young teen laid on the floor and panted heavily from the heavily traumatizing event. "W-Where am I?" Dexter asks himself nervously as he shakily got up from the floor and looked around as he gasped in fright/awe at the sight before him and saw multiple random objects of a different point in time floating around him as there were also several large robotic planets nearby and, if that wasn't enough, Dexter also saw what seems to be living Avatars of all shape and sizes floating around, minding their business as Dexter took a couple of steps back in disbelief/shock.

"M-Mom? Dad? D-Darcy? Mr. Chubbinkins? Where are you guys!? I will even take Duncan!" Dexter called out, desperate to be reunited with someone that he was familiar with as a few Avatars took notice of the young teen and shrugged as they flew away, not caring about the teen's predicament in the slightest as Dexter bit his lip anxiously and hugged himself as he took one step forwards...and immediately lost his balance as Cyberspace's lack of physics kicked in, and a shocked Dexter was sent flying upwards as he yelped in surprise and struggled to find his balance again as Dexter continued flying higher and higher until the young teenager ended up colliding against a large male gray muscular Avatar as he glared down at the absolutely terrified teen.

"Hey, bub! Watch where your going on!" The Avatar screamed as, before Dexter could even find the courage to apologize, he delivered a brutal punch down at Dexter's stomach, sending him flying downwards as Dexter flared around and screamed as he saw that he was falling to what seemed to be a giant red digital heart with vein-like holographic tendrils wiggling around as one of them was able to latch onto a yelping Dexter.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Dexter screamed with tears of fear in his eyes as the Avatars heard his pleads of help but merely just ignored him as the poor teen couldn't react in time before the tendrils pulled him down towards the digital heart as he was sucked inside.

"Ah, poor human. He just made a big rookie mistake." A lean green Avatar says sympathetically while crossing his arms as he shakes his head in disappointment. "NEVER go near the Heart of the Internet."

"Heh, yeah, only an idiot will go near that thing. He's done for. If that thing can easily kill an Avatar or a Virus, imagine what it could do to a human?" A short but muscular red-skinned Avatar says as he and the rest of the Avatar shared a mean, sinister laugh as the gray-skinned Avatar from earlier merely frowned in annoyance and grumbled under his breath as he crossed his arms.

Floating inside of the heart of Cyberspace, Dexter could only let out a terrified/painful scream as his brain, body, and DNA was once again getting forcibly imbued with all the knowledge of the Internet as Dexter gritted his teeth and, even with all of the EXTREME pain that he was feeling, the young lad couldn't help but to register a distinct feeling deep, deep, deep inside of his brain as he felt something...rustle around as if...there was something alive inside of there, but it was rather hard to concentrate on what the feeling is or was as Dexter was too busy screaming in pure agony by the pain he was feeling. After a few solid minutes of having every single knowledge and power of the internet downloaded into his human brain, the Heart of the Internet suddenly glowed brightly as it started beating rapidly and soon struck its tendrils inside of its body as they attached themselves onto Dexter's body and started shocking him with more of the internet energy as all his human senses were being assaulted due to the constant information being feed to his brain.

By this point, Dexter could see and somehow feel everything in the world, but, at the same, the young teen couldn't process the constant flow of information being thrown at him due to being literally assaulted with trillions of different documents, videos, pictures, colors, EVERYTHING! The information is coming too fast and too hard! There's no way that the human mind can comprehend this! Dexter doesn't even know how long he had been inside of this place or what he was becoming, but the young teenager honestly didn't care by this point! HE JUST WANTED THIS ACCURSED PAIN TO FINALLY END AND FOR THINGS TO MAKE SENSE AGAIN! But thankfully, as if it was an act from above, his prayers were answered as digital yellow energy appeared on his chest and begins expanding across his whole body as, before the panicking teen could react, Dexter was swiftly transformed into what seemed to be a different entity entirely!

Standing in Dexter's place was a 6'5-feet-tall, 16-year-old Avatar/Human hybrid with black eyes, huge frizzily spikey black hair with white lightning bolt highlights, pointy ears, a small nose, a constant big grin on his face, a sharp chin, light blue skin, a tall muscular lean built, and his outfit consisted of Dexter's glasses and clothes. His name is currently unknown, but basically, what we're seeing is a more powerful, internet-powered, cartoonish, recently born Dexter's freaky Avatarself.

"Huh, what's going on?" Dexter's Avatar Entity, which will be called Frankie for now, asked out loud in confusion as he looks around hopefully/fearfully for a few seconds...before beaming as Frankie realized that he was finally unleashed from the dark, scary void that he used to live in and lets out a loud, joyful cheer as a big digital yellow aura covered his body and Frankie proceeds to fly out of the Heart of the Internet.

"Ha, ha, yeah, that kid is good as..." The lean green Avatar says before shutting up as he noticed something glowing and yellow emerging from the Heart of the Internet as, before anyone could react, a smirking Franke flew out of it through the whole it made for him and zoomed towards the shocked group of Avatars as the Human/Avatar recklessly punches threw them, sending the screaming Avatars spiraling away thought the Cyberspace as a smiling Frankie turned towards the readers.

"Hi, I'm...well, I don't have a real name yet, but for now, just call me Frankie for simplicity's sake! Anyway, its time for me to get the hell out of this place and continue on with the story! See you all later!" Frankie screamed while blowing a kiss at the readers playfully as he then zoomed off into Cyberspace and begins flying around the large robotic planets nearby at lightspeed as Frankie cheered loudly before deciding to finally get out of Cyberspace as the Avatar/Human Hybrid made his way towards to the pathway of freedom to finally unleash his crazy but awesome powers onto the real world.

~[Real World]~

"Stupid Guiterrez...blasted idiotic greed fool! Doesn't he realize the dangers that he has unleashed from the world by ignoring my warnings?!" An annoyed Roddy Macstew screamed while driving down the streets of Washington D.C. as he was incredibly pissed off that his old boss had the gall to fire him, even though he was his company's greatest employee and was simply looking out for the safety of the public as Roddy fumed and was about to continue ranting but stopped as a loud beep rang out as the angry Scottish man recognized the sound and his face went pale as Roddy dug into his pockets and pulled out his phone. "Oh, no, no, no, please tell me that someone didn't..." Roddy says before trailing off as he saw the app that he created earlier to monitor all of the Pinnacle Chips that he and his fellow scientists had created and sold begins beeping loudly, signaling that one of the chips had been overloaded as a look of realization flashed on his face and Roddy couldn't help but to tightened his grip on the steering wheel as he screamed. "AH, CRUD! I FUCKING KNEW IT!" Roddy yelled before swiftly turning his car around as he drove off while using the app on his phone to track down the location of the overloaded chip as, unknown to him, several masked people were following after them on a black van.

"Oh, Dexter." A somber Darcy says while lying on the floor in Dexter's room with an equally sad lying on her lap as both were absolutely devasted by their friend/owner's death and were mourning for him as Darcy didn't know how to break the news gently to his family, not knowing if they would even believe her story in the first place, but then her train of thought was interrupted when Dexter's computer suddenly turned on. "Oh, no, not again!" Darcy yelled fearfully while grabbing onto Mr. Chubbinkins as she stood up from the floor and backed away from the glowing computer as the goth girl and the cat eyed the laptop warily and gasped in shock as it started glowing brighter and brighter until suddenly a bolt of digital yellow lightning shot out of it as it begins bouncing across the room multiple times before striking down on the floor as lightning bolt slowly transformed into a yelping, terrified Dexter.

"Ugh, ow." Dexter says while lying on the floor as he sat up and rubbed his head as he looks around. "W-Where am I?"

"D-Dexter?" A familiar stunned voice rang out as Dexter turned his head and beamed as he saw his wide-eyed best friend standing in place with a hopeful, nervous, shocked look on her face.

"Darcy! Mr. Chubbinkins! Oh, and am I so glad to see you!" A relief, happy Dexter says while standing up from the floor as Darcy simply blinks at him a couple of times before chuckling softly as she was about to say the same thing when suddenly Dexter yelped as an electrical yellow current covered his whole body and, before anyone could react, Dexter had transformed into Frankie with a flash of yellow sparks and lightning.

"HOLY FUDGE MONKEYS, IT WORKED!" Frankie screamed excitedly as Darcy yelped in this in surprise and fell back on Dexter's bed with his cat lying on her stomach as both of them stared at the new figure in stunned shock. "I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST!" Frankie yelled while briefly transforming into a bolt of yellow lightning to bounce across Dexter's room to inspect the new environment that Frankie is currently in as a scared, frightened Darcy was quick to duck down to avoid getting struck by lightning and shielded a freaked out Mr. Chubbinkins with her body. "OH, SO MANY THINGS TO EXPLORE! SO MANY PEOPLE TO SEE! SO MANY-WAIT, HANG ON! VGN! CAN YOU BE A DEAR AND TURN OFF THE CAP'S LOCK?!"

"Sure, Freak, hold on." I said.

Click!

"Oh, that's better. I was getting tired of speaking in all caps. All of that yelling can really leave a guy with a sore throat, am I right?" Frankie asked with a cheeky grin as he turned to Darcy and Mr. Chubbinkins...and his eyes widened in awe as he blushed. "!Un gato! Ay, que lindo!" Frankie exclaimed in Spanish while morphing his body to resemble Luz Noceda from the Owl House as he zipped over to grab onto Mr. Chubbinkins and hug him tightly. "Oh, you're so cute! I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and love you forever and ever and ever!" Frankie cooes with a baby-like voice as he had suddenly transformed into a blue-skinned Elmyra Duff.

"What in the fuck is going on!?" A completely lost and terrified Darcy asked as Frankie, who had transformed back to normal, turned to her and beamed as he grinned widely.

"Oh, you must be, Darcy Lewis! Dexter's best friend and secret crush, finally nice too meet ya!" Frankie stated cheerfully as he lets go of Mr. Chubbinkins, who quickly bolted out of his grasp to hide under Dexter's bed, and ran over to grab onto Darcy's hand as he started shaking it wildly and lost control of his super strength as he began shaking the goth girl as well.

"W-W-H-A-A-T-T I-I-S-S H-H-A-A-P-P-E-E-N-N-I-I-N-N-G-G!?" A stuttering, shaking Darcy asked in pure disbelief and fear of the situation as she was so bewildered by Frankie's sudden appearance that she didn't hear what he said about Douglass having a secret crush on her.

"Oops, sorry." Frankie says apologetically after seeing the mistake he made as he was quick to let go of Darcy's hand, causing her to fly up into the air as the Avatar/Human Hybrid was quick to grab onto her and held Darcy in his muscular arms as Frankie smirked at her. "I was just recently created, so I don't know my own strength yet, sorry. Anyway, I suddenly have a craving for a snow cone. Want some?" Frankie asked as, before Darcy could even form the words to say something, the blue-skinned teen suddenly froze and felt a yellow electrical current travel up his spine as he was forcibly transformed back into a dizzy, confused Dexter Douglass.

"Huh, what?" Dexter asked with a puzzled look on his face before grunting as he noticed that an equally confused Darcy was resting in his arms and was unable to hold her due to his weak spaghetti arms as the teenagers fell onto the floor. "Hmph!" Dexter muffled grunts rang out as a groaning Darcy raised her head, and her eyes widened a bit as she realized that she was lying on top of her best friend with her large breasts on his face as Darcy blushes heavily and was about to get up from his body when suddenly Dexter's body was once again covered with an electrical yellow energy as he swiftly transformed back into Frankie.

"Oh, double D's. Nice." Frankie says with his voice muffled by Darcy's large breasts as he gave her a thumbs up, and the goth girl blushes harder before growing angry as she lifts up her arm to deliver a slap across Frankie's face...only to then regret it as Darcy felt like she slapped a brick wall. "Oh, be careful, dear. Don't want to break my handsome face now, don't we?" Frankie says with a mischievous grin as Darcy simply glared at him hatefully while getting up from Frankie's body as she rubbed her head.

"What the hell are you? Some kind of freakazoid or something? What did you do Dexter?" Darcy interrogated as Frankie opened his mouth to explain...but then stopped as a thoughtful look appeared on his face.

"Wait a minute. Freakazoid...hmmm, Freakazoid? Freakaaaaaaaazoooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddd...I LOVE IT!" Frankie exclaimed while briefly transforming into a bolt of yellow lightning to zip over and appear on Dexter's bed as he placed his foot on the bed frame with his hands on his hips. "From now on, the world shall refer to me as...FREAKAZOID!" The newly named Freakazoid screamed into the heavens with a heroic look on his face as fireworks and confetti rang out as Darcy was shocked at how those objects appeared out of nowhere but shook her head as she looked up at a still Freakazoid.

"Uh, okay, Freakazoid...a weird-ass name by the way, but I have to ask, who are you and where's Dexter-,"

"UGH, MY HEAD!" Freakazoid suddenly screamed in pain while kneeling down on the bed with his hands placed on his head as he screamed in agony. "ALL OF THE POWER OF THE INTERNET FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS AND ENTERING MY BRAIN! FILLING IT WITH SO MUCH USELESS INFORMATION LIKE CAT VIDEOS, PORN, HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS, PORN, CRINGY TICKTOCK VIDEOS OF KIDS MAKING STUPID DANCES OR PRANKS THAT THEY THINK IS FUNNY, PORN, PEOPLE ARGUING ON TWITTER ABOUT DUMB LITTLE STUFF, PORN, TOXIC FANS FROM DIFFERENT TYPES OF FANDOMS LIKE OWL HOUSE, AMPHIBIA, AND ESPECIALLY MY HERO ACADEMIA...SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WILL SHIP IZUKU WITH FREAKING ERI OF ALL PEOPLE? ERI! SHE'S A GODDAMN CHILD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET TODAY...and did I forget to mention porn?"

"Yes, you mentioned that a couple of times." Darcy says with an annoyed tone but was still worried by the screaming blue man as she was about to try and console him when suddenly Frankie morphs into Dexter with a rain of yellow sparks and lightning.

"Darcy, w-what's happening to me!?" Dexter asked with a terrified expression on his face as Darcy was about to answer but then-

SHE-ZAP!

"Only the best thing ever, Dexy-Poo!"

SHE-ZAP!

"W-Who said that!?"

SHE-ZAP!

"Only your better half, sweetums!"

SHE-ZAP!

"B-Better half?! What in the hell are you talking about!? Who are you?!"

SHE-ZAP!

"THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!?" An exasperated Darcy screamed, sick and tired of being out of the loop of the situation, as a smiling Freakazoid turned to her.

"WELL, WHY DON'T I EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU TWO IN THE LOGICAL PLACE TO TALK IN...THE BATHROOM!" Freakazoid yelled as, before Darcy could react, the Avatar/Human Hybrid reaches over to grab onto her arm and used his superhuman speed to rush them out of Dexter's room as Freakazoid had dragged a screaming Darcy into the Douglass Family's bathroom.

SHE-ZAP!

"W-What the-WHY ARE WE IN THE BATHROOM?!" A shocked Dexter asked as he was rather embarrassed to be inside of a bathroom with a girl even if A) She's his best friend and B) They're both fully clothed.

"What? I thought it make sense to talk in the bathroom since its the place where one can truly reveal their dark secrets into without worry." Freakazoid's voice rang out in Dexter's head, alarming him as he looks around nervously.

"D-Did you hear that?" A freaked-out Dexter asked Darcy as she raised an eyebrow at him after recovering from being dragged on to the bathroom with the speed of lightning.

"Hear what?" Darcy asked in bewilderment as Dexter frowned softly and was about to say something but was cut off by Freakazoid as the blue-skinned teen spoke up in his mind.

"Oh, yeah, sorry to break the bad news to you, but your little friend here can't exactly hear me right now since I'm speaking to you telepathically in your head, but if you want her to be able to hear me, just lift up your shirt."

"What? Why?"

"Just do it!"

"Why what-Eep!" Darcy asked before letting out an uncharismatically shocked squeal as she saw a reluctant Dexter beginning to lift up his shirt. "What in the bloody hell do you think you are-,"

"Hello, hello!" A familiar voice said as both Dexter and Darcy froze as they slowly look down, and their eyes widened in pure shock as they saw that Dexter's stomach was replaced with a giant version of Freakazoid's grinning face. "Surprise!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dexter and Darcy screamed in disgust and fear as they both grabbed onto the teenage boy's shirt and pulled it down.

"Why are you two panicking so much? Ugh, fine, if the head on a stomach trick won't work, then try unzipping your head."

"My what!?"

"Oh, what now?!"

"Unzip your head! You know, like this!" Freakazoid says chirpily as his blue-skinned hand popped out of Dexter's back and grabbed onto the young teen's head as he proceeds to unzip it to reveal his grinning head underneath. "Pretty gross, huh, kids?" Freakazoid asked cheekily while addressing the readers as Darcy stared at this with an emotionless look on her face before her face started growing green after seeing a human being unzipped their skin as if it was a suitcase and proceeds to run over to the toilet as she begins puking inside of it.

"Don't do that!" Dexter screamed after zipping back his head as Freakazoid proceeds to unzip it again.

"Don't do what?" Freakazoid asked mischievously like a five-year-old child as an annoyed/frustrated Dexter zipped up his head back to normal again.

"STOP UNZIPING MY HEAD! YOUR UPSETTING DARCY AND ME! CAN SOMEONE JUST PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

"Alright, alright, calm you two. Look, just turn towards the mirror, and I will be able to talk to you properly."

"No, no way! No more weird cartoony tricks!"

"Hey, hey, don't worry, Dexxy, this isn't a trick. Just glance at the mirror." Freakazoid said as Dexter tensed and bit his lip nervously as he slowly turned towards the mirror...and gasped in shock as he saw his Avatarself standing proudly inside of the mirror, replacing his reflection as Freakazoid waved at him cheerfully. "Heya!"

"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Who are you!?" Dexter asked in shock as Darcy, who had finished barfing earlier, cleaned her mouth and looked up as she went wide-eyed at the sight of Freakazoid and pointed at the reflection.

"Hey, its him! That blue guy named Freakazoid who keeps appearing whenever you disappear!" Darcy screamed while standing up from the floor as Dexter calmed down enough to give his friend a raised eyebrow.

"Freakazoid?"

"Yeah, Freakazoid! That's my name, don't wear it out! Its finally good to meet you face to face, Dexty!"

"Why do you keep calling me that?!"

"What? Its a cute nickname that Darcy likes to call us, so I decided why not use it?" Freakazoid said with a big smile on his face as Dexter and Darcy blushed a bit, but then teens grew confused as they turned to him.

"Wait, what you mean by 'us'?" Darcy asked as Freakazoid rolled his eyes amusedly and chuckled as he smiled at the kids brightly.

"Well, it isn't obvious, guys? Dexter and I are one of the same!"

"WHAT!?" Dexter and Darcy asked in absolute shock as Freakazoid nodded.

"Yep...well, to be honest, I'm not exactly you, per se. It's kind of complicated but when the Internet created me, it took a sample of your DNA to make my physical form. So, technically, I am you, but I'm also an Avatar of the Internet...basically I'm a half Human/Half Avatar Hybrid." Freakazoid says while giving the teens a careless shrug as Dexter blinked at this in bewilderment and shared a look with Darcy as she nodded, and the duo walked closer to the mirror as they were a little less scared of the powerful blue entity.

"So, what? Your like a Humantar or something?" Darcy asked sarcastically with her arms crossed as Freakazoid smiled grew wider by what the young Goth said.

"Ooh, that's a good name! Way better than saying Half-Human/Half-Avatar Hybrid all of the time! Thanks, Darcy!"

"Uh, your welcome, Freak." Darcy says awkwardly as Dexter turned to glare at her.

"Don't just talk to him like he was a normal person! He could be dangerous!" Dexter yelled while giving Freakazoid a suspicious, sharp glare that seems rather out of character for him to do as the blue-skinned teenager pouted childishly.

"Awww, Dexty-Poo, I'm not dangerous. I won't hurt Darcy. I mean, I am kind of like you, remember? Besides, I won't beat up anyone that you care about, only those that hurt you."

"DEXTER!" Duncan's voice rang out from the outside of the bathroom, shocking the teens with his sudden presence as the young jock begins slamming his fist on the door. "OPEN THE DOOR, YOU LITTLE SHIT! I GOTTA TAKE A PISS!"

"Like him!" Freakazoid stated cheerfully with an evil grin on his face as Dexter and Darcy saw the certain glint in his eyes and shared a nervous look as they realized what the Avatar was going to do.

"No, wait, Freakazoid, don't!"

SHE-ZAP!

"GODDAMMIT, DEXTER, I SAID OPEN THE DOOR!" Duncan screamed while holding onto his crotch as he was so busy trying to not piss himself that he didn't see the flashing yellow lights through the door. "HEY, DID YOU HEAR ME?! I SAID-," Duncan says before getting interrupted by the door opening as a smirking Freakazoid popped his head out.

"Well, hi, sport, you must be Duncan! Great to finally beat ya!" Freakazoid says with an angry glare on his face as he grabbed onto Duncan's hand and gripped it so hard that it nearly broke as Freakazoid flashed him a sinister grin. "Hey, Duncan? Why don't you catch these hands?" Freakazoid asked aggressively while throwing a pair of human plastic hands over to a confused Duncan as he grabbed onto it reflexively. "Thanks...NOW GET OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP SO BAD THAT YOU CRY FOR OUR MOMMY!" Freakazoid screamed furiously with a rather monstrous voice as he grabbed onto a startled Duncan and pulled him into the bathroom as he closed the door behind him.

"Hey, hun? Have you ever feel like Dexter and Duncan don't spend time with each other enough?" Debbie asked her husband worriedly as we see her knitting a sweater on the couch with Douglass sitting beside her as he was reading from a newspaper.

"Hmmm, well, it has been a while since we have seen Dexter and Duncan do something with each other. Maybe, I will go upstairs so that I can take the boys to the park so that we can play some hockey?"

"OW! OW! HEY! STOP IT! YOUR BREAKING MY ARM-HEY, WAIT, WAIT! MY LEG DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!" Duncan screamed from upstairs with his voice going high pitch as Debbie and Douglass blinked at this in surprise...before smiling as they shared a chuckle.

"Oh, golley, do you know how long it has been since we have heard the boys roughhouse? It sounds like they're having a wonderful time having some brotherly time together." Debbie cooes with a warm smile on her face as Douglass nods and gained a proud, fatherly smile.

"And it seems that Dexter is winning for a chance. That's rather surprising. I knew that Dexter had it in him to stand up against his brother and beat him up. He just needed some word of encouragement from his father." Douglass says with a smug smirk before frowning as he glared up at the ceiling. "But I hope the boys will be careful with the roughhousing. Darcy is up there with Dexter after all, and I've thought my boys to never lay a hand on a girl.

"PLEASE, STOP! YOUR HURTING ME-WAIT...LEWIS! WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?! HELP ME!"

"Oh, it seems that Darcy is standing by the side, recording her future husband's first victory against his brother. How adorable." Douglass says, calming down as he shakes his head in amusement before turning back to his newspaper as Debbie went back to her knitting.

"PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN!" Duncan yelled dizzily/fearfully as we cue back to the bathroom and see the grinning Humanatar twirling around a screaming, bruised, bleeding Duncan in his hand as if he was a basketball with a smirking Darcy recording the event as, after getting over the shock of Freakazoid, the young Goth was quick to videotape the awesome event of Freakazoid not only effortlessly beating up Dexter's brute older brother but humiliating him as well.

"SAY THAT YOUR A MUSCLEBOUND IDIOT WITH NO HOPE OF EVER SURVING IN SOCIETY ON YOUR OWN WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS HELP BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEANUT, AND YOUR JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME AND SUCCESFUL YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER DOUGLASS IS GOING TO BE WHEN HE GROWS UP! SAY IT!"

"I'M A MUSCLEBOUND IDIOT WITH NO HOPE OF EVER SURVING IN SOCIETY ON MY OWN WITHOUT MY PARENTS HELP BECAUSE I HAVE THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEANUT, AND I'M JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME AND SUCCESFUL MY YOUNGER BROTHER DOUGLASS IS GOING TO BE WHEN HE GROWS UP!" Duncan screamed as Freakazoid smirked and proceeds to recklessly throw up his brother into the air as he stepped to the side and allowed Duncan to land face-first onto the ground with an audible thud as Darcy winced at this...but continued recording anyway as Freakazoid swiftly jumped onto his brother's back and got him on an iron leg lock as the blue-skinned teenager began twisting his ankle harshly.

"NOW, DUNCAN, SAY HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?"

"H-HOW MUCH WOULD-I MEAN, HOW MUCH WOULD-I DON'T KNOW!" Duncan screamed while crying and pissing himself from the fear of getting beat up by the strange but powerful intruder as Freakazoid and Darcy shared a smirk and a laugh...but then the Humanatar froze as he heard a weird raking sound nearby.

"WAIT, STOP-HOLD ON, GODDAMMIT, VGN! TURN OFF THIS STUPID CAP'S LOCK ALREADY!"

"Alright, alright, I will geez, no need to be rude, Freak." I grumbled with an annoyed glare on my face.

Click!

"Ah, that's better...anyway, do you guys heard that strange noise?"

"What noise?"

"Y-Yeah, what noise?" A sniffling Duncan asked as Freakazoid lets go of his ankle and got up from his body as he looks around curiously.

"I don't know, but it sounds annoying. Hold on, let me take care of it. Stay here." Freakazoid says to Duncan calmly as he then turned to smile at Darcy. "Come on, Darcy, your coming with me."

"Wait, what? To wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Darcy asked before screaming as Freakazoid transformed himself into a big bolt of yellow lightning with his face planted onto the front as Freakazoid proceeds to scoop up a surprised Darcy onto his sparkling back and zoomed out of the bathroom as a heavily confused but scared Duncan was left behind.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darcy screamed into the heavens as a grinning Freakazoid rushes them downstairs and right past the yelping, startled Dexter's parents as Freakazoid flew out of his home and proceeds to travel halfway around the world in less than fifteen seconds as he left behind a trail of blazing fire, but the Humanatar didn't care in the slightest as he and a still screaming Darcy traveled past the ocean, the Welcome to Tibet sign, and up a temple as they flew across the building and finally found the source of the annoying sound, which was a bald monk raking his garden as Freakazoid and a disheveled, trembling Darcy appeared before him in a flash of yellow lightning.

"Would you please-Oh, hold on, Vgn? I'm sorry for being angry earlier, but do you mind giving a pal a hand and turn on the cap's lock again."

"Well, apology accepted, Freak, sure, I will turn it on for you." I say with a small smile on my face.

Click!

"THAT'S BETTER! NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THAT INFERNAL RACKING! ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY! GEEZ!" Freakazoid yelled in exasperation at the shocked/confused Monk as Darcy blinked a couple of times before looking around as her brain finally made her catch up to what was going, and the goth girl couldn't but have her jaws dropped as she realized where she was.

"Wait a minute...ARE WE IN FUCKING TIBET!? HOW IN THE LIVING HELL DID WE TRAVEL HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD IN TEN SECONDS?!"

"Was it ten seconds?" Freakazoid asked curiously while placing his hand on his chin thoughtfully as he didn't bother with asking the handsome Author to click off the caps lock again since that running joke was getting a little bit tiring by now. "I don't actually know if that's true or not. I wasn't keeping track of how fast I was going...WELL, WE CAN EASILY FIX THAT! DARCY! HOP ON BOARD AND TIME HOW FAST WE GO BACK TO WASHINGTON D.C. FROM TIBET!"

"HUH?! NO, WAIT, I'M NOT REA-," Darcy yells before getting interrupted by Freakazoid as he once again transformed into his lightning form and grabbed onto Darcy as they zoomed out of view and the Monk watched him go in pure disbelief/amazement/surprise...before shrugging as he went back to racking his garden.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darcy screamed as Freakazoid had flown her halfway through the world again and made his way back to Washington D.C. in ten seconds as the Humanatar and his screaming companion zipped over to Dexter's house and went inside as they flew upstairs before arriving at the bathroom as Freakazoid had zapped himself and an incredibly dizzy, traumatic Darcy back inside with a shaking, heavily injured Duncan still lying on the floor.

"So, how many seconds was that?" Freakazoid asked Darcy casually as she slowly turned to him and her eyes rolled to the back of her head as Darcy proceeds to faint and fell on the floor, the weirdness and craziness of today finally taking a toll on her as the young teenager was knocked out. "Awww, cute, Darcy took a nap. How adorable...anyway, back to torturing my dickhead of a brother!" Freakazoid stated gleefully with a big smile on his face as he jumped onto Duncan's back and laid on it rather casually as he used his muscular blue legs to wrap around Duncan's less macular legs and begins twisting his brother's ankles with his feet as Freakazoid pulled out a nail file from his Hammerspace and began filing his nails. "SAY IT!"

"OW! HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!"

"Ah, perfect! You were able to say it perfectly! You win!"

"R-Really? Win what?" Duncan asked nervously as Freakazoid grins at the readers cheekily and winked at them as he pulled out a jetpack.

"A lifetime trip to the moon!" Freakazoid says while getting up from his shocked brother's back as he strapped the jetpack onto his back before briefly whirling around Duncan's body as Freakazoid has suited him up in astronaut gear, complete with an oxygen tank.

"What?!"

"Yeah, but don't worry, there's enough oxygen in that tank to last you a month...unless if you continue panicking and used up all of your precious oxgyne, but anyway, BLAST OFF!"

"NO, WAIT!"

"Man, I really hope that I'm not too late before the damages are permanent." A worried Roddy MacStew says while driving down into Dexter's neighborhood as his App was able to locate the source of where the overloaded Pinnacle Chip came from and drove up to what seems to be a normal, suburban house as Roddy raised an eyebrow at this and looks down at his phone as he wondered if it was broken since he didn't see anything out of the ordinary.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

...That was until Roddy Macstew saw a teenage screaming boy bursting out of the roof of the house while wearing a jetpack and an astronaut suit as the Scottish man saw the young terrified boy flying higher and higher into the sky...before his jetpack ran out of fuel as Duncan begins falling down from the sky and crashed landed onto the ground as he was thankfully not killed by the large fall due to the tons of snow surrounding him, but Duncan did suffer a pretty big blow on his head as he was quickly knocked out.

"Nevermind, this is the place." Roddy says with a flat, bemused tone as he quickly put away his phone and got out of his car.

"Damn, I should've known not to use a product that was made from ACME." Freakazoid says while looking out of the window as he was disappointed that Duncan wasn't sent to space but instantly perked up as a familiar voice rang out in his head.

"Freak...azoid...Fre...ak...a...zoid!"

"Oh, hey, Dexty! I'm so glad to hear from ya! I was scared that I was the only one able to talk to you in both forms, but I'm glad that you are able to still talk to me when I swaped over with your body, even if your voice does sound faint and distorted."

"F-Freak...lis...ten...to...me...YOU NEED TO STOP! GIVE ME BACK MY BODY AND STOP HARRASING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS!" Dexter screamed furiously, finally being able to talk to Freakazoid when he had control of their body as the Avatar flinched at his yell and shrinks back nervously.

"Geez, Dexty, I don't know what you are so angry about? I mean, I did beat up you abusive brother after all. You should be thanking me!" Freakazoid says with an annoyed tone as Dexter scoffed at this in disbelief.

"Thank you-,"

"Your welcome!" Freakazoid stated smugly, interrupting Dexter as an idea popped into his head. "Oh my gosh! We totally forgot about that small gift that we gave Mr. Chubbinkins earlier for Christmas! I have to put on that cute sweater on him and post the picture on our Instagram account!"

"What the-No, Freak, wait!" Dexter screamed, but it was too late as Freakazoid proceeds to zip out of the bathroom and rushed over to his room as he slammed the door shut behind him harshly. Meanwhile, downstairs, we see a smiling and humming Debbie making her way out of the living room and prepare some snacks for her sons and guest when suddenly the doorbell rang as the young woman was quick to walk over to the door and open it as Debbie saw an anxious, worried, Roddy MacStew standing in front of her.

"Oh, hello. Merry Christmas, stranger." Debbie stated cheerfully while flashing him her usual sweet smile as Roddy smiled back at her nervously and tips his hat at her.

"Ah, thank you, lassie. Anyway, I'm sorry to bother you on this fine Christmas morning, but, uh, have you noticed any...strange incidents all day?" Roddy asked as Debbie tilted her head curiously.

"Define strange."

"Well, I know this isn't probably any of my business, but why is there an unconscious teenager lying in your background in a..." Roddy says while turning around to point at the front yard as he was pretty surprised to see the knocked-out Duncan lying on the ground in his normal clothes. "That's strange. I could've sworn he was wearing an astronaught outfit earlier."

"Oh, hey, that's my older son, Duncan. Hmmm, weird, I wonder why he's taking a nap outside. I thought he was roughhousing with my younger son Dexter." Debbie says with a confused frown.

"Oh, really?" Roddy says dryly, not caring what the young woman was saying as he was too preoccupied with the poor User that had accidentally activated the flaw in the Pinnacle Chip.

"Yes and-Wait, you mentioned something about me noticing anything strange going on, right? Well, something weird did happened earlier now that I think about it."

"Really?! Do tell!" Roddy says more excitedly as Debbie nodded and gestured at him to come inside her house as he did, and the young woman closed the door behind her, momentarily forgetting about her unconscious son outside.

"Well, earlier in the morning when we were handing out Christmas presents, I gave my son Dexter his Christmas gift, which was this Pinnacle Chip thingy that he wanted to have for a long time, but when he and his friend Darcy went up to his room to try it out on his computer, there was this huge flash of bright light emitting from his room and a bunch of screaming and crashing noises. At first, I was worried that something horrible has happened, but my husband convinced me that nothing bad was going, and he was proven right when we heard our sons roughhousing upstairs with Dexter apparently being able to win the fight, which is a bit odd to be honest because, no offense, my son isn't...well...strong at all and usually loses in every fight he gets."

"Oh...fuck, I know what's going on. This poor sap was the one who activated the Pinnacle Chip and got zapped with the full power of the Internet, but thankfully, it didn't seem to kill and simply gave him what appears to be some rather unique abilities...still I better go up and there and confront the kid to see what the flaw of the chip had REALLY done to him." Roddy thought to himself seriously before shaking his head as he turned back to Debbie with an awkward smile on his face. "That's good to know, mam. Anyway, I know this might seem random, but may I see him?"

"Uh, sure, but who are you exactly?" Debbie asked with her usual smile turning into a suspicious, worried frown as she wasn't sure that she was comfortable with letting a complete stranger talk with her son.

"Crud, I haven't thought this through! What can I say to this woman without looking like a creepy pedophile trying to talk with her son! Come on, MacStew, you used to be a top-notch scientist of a big corporation and one of the smartest men in the world! THINK OF A GOOD EXCUSE YOU STUPID, CRAZY, SON OF A-Wait, I got it!" Roddy asked himself panickedly before composing himself as an idea popped into his head, and Roddy smirked slyly as he turned to Dexter's wary mother. "Well, you see, Mam, my name is Roddy MacStew, and I'm the head scientist at Apex Microchips. I came here because I wanted to talk to the customers that bought our products, and I wanted to know if your son was satisfied with our latest product, the Pinnacle Chip." Roddy lied smoothly with a bright, nervous smile on his face as he pulled out his company's I.D. that his boss forgot to snatch away and showed it to Debbie to show that he's the real deal.

"Hmmm...okay, that seems legit." Debbie says with a cheery smile on her face as Roddy mentally gave himself a high-five for his brilliant quick thinking while sighing in relief as Dexter's mother whirled around to face the stairs. "Dexter! Someone's here to see you!"

"Ooh, goody! Guests! Bring them up here, Mom!"

SHE-ZAP!

"No, wait! Don't do that! I'm not decent!" A nervous Dexter screamed from upstairs as Roddy narrowed his eyes concernedly at the sight of a bright light emitting from what he thinks is the young teen's room while Debbie didn't seem to notice the transformation light at all as she simply glared upstairs.

"Dexter, what do you mean your not decent! Don't you think that I forgot that Darcy is up there too! What are you two doing up there?!"

SHE-ZAP!

"He, he, don't worry, Mom, we're not doing anything naughty. Darcy is just currently resting on the cold hard floor of my bathroom due to getting knocked out after I flashed her a couple of times."

"WHAT!?"

SHE-ZAP!

"I-I mean, Darcy is in the bathroom cleaning her shirt because I have accidentally spilled my soda all over us, and I'm changing my shirt inside of my room!"

"Oh, that sounds reasonable." Debbie says, accepting the explanation as she calmed down and turned towards Roddy as she flashed him a kind smile. "Anyway, Mr. MacStew, why don't you wait out here until Dexter finishes changing while I go and make us some snacks?"

"That sounds lovely, laddie." Roddy says with a patient smile as Debbie nodded and turned around to leave as she made her way towards the kitchen and, after making sure that the young were completely gone, Roddy was quick to run upstairs as he made it to the second floor and gasped softly as the Scottish Man noticed that the bathroom door was opened and saw a knocked out Darcy lying on the floor inside as Roddy swiftly ran over to check on her. "Kid, kid, wake up!"

"Ugh, what? W-What's going on?" A groaning Darcy asked while waking up from her unconscious state as she sat up and rubbed her head as Roddy was quick to help her up to her feet.

"I'm afraid you have to tell me, laddie." Roddy says as a dizzy Darcy turned to raise an eyebrow at the older man confusedly.

"Who the hell are you?" Darcy asked defensively while taking a few steps away from the bearded stranger as Roddy gave her a calm, reassuring look.

"Don't worry, kid, I'm not going to hurt you. My name is Roddy MacStew, and I used to be the former lead scientist for Apex Microchips." Roddy explains as Darcy blinked at this blankly and crossed her arms as she nodded.

"Uh, okay, that's good to know, but why are you here, sir?" Darcy asked, feeling a little less scared of the Scottish man, as Roddy gave her a serious look.

"Look, I know this may sound weird, but I need your help with something. I think your little friend Dexter is in trouble." Roddy says as Darcy gave him an incredulous look and scoffed as she rolled her eyes.

"Understatement of the century, dude! I don't know what's going, but ever since he was sucked onto his computer, Dexter keeps transforming into this weird blue freak that keeps pulling off the impossible and its driving me nuts!" Darcy screamed overdramatically while grabbing onto Roddy's shirt frantically with her eye twitching wildly as the Scottish Man sweatdropped at this slightly and raised his hands to place them on Darcy's shoulders to reassure the young goth girl.

"Hey, hey, calm down, young laddie. I know this whole experience is freaking you out but don't worry, I'm here to help things and help your friend turn back to normal. Now, where is he?" Roddy asked just as a bright yellow flash rang out near them as the duo ran out of the bathroom and saw multiple yellow flashes emitting from Dexter's room as loud crashes and screams could be heard from inside.

"I think Dexter or Freakazoid is in there." Darcy says deadpannedly as Roddy turned to raise an eyebrow.

"Freakazoid?"

"That's what the blue guy calls himself now. Its a long story, but it will make sense once you see him." Darcy says as Roddy furrowed his eyebrows but nodded as the duo made their way towards Dexter's room and noticed that the lock was broken, most likely Freakazoid earlier accidentally broken it after slamming the door too hard as Roddy signaled the teenager to stay close to him and she nodded as the bearded man opened the door and poked his head in.

"Hello?"

"Hello." A familiar voice says cheerfully as a confused Roddy looked around the room and, while it looks like a completely normal albeit oddly cleaned teenage room, saw that there was no one inside as Roddy gulped slightly and ventured inside as a nervous Darcy followed after him.

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Hello?"

"Hello...can we play another game now?" A smiling Freakazoid said while lying on top of Dexter's bookcase as Darcy spotted him and elbowed Roddy to get his attention as she pointed up and Roddy couldn't help but to gasp in absolute shock and awe at the sight of a waving Freakazoid as he took a couple of steps back.

"Holy, crud, I have seen a lot of strange and weird things in this world, including a man getting hit in the stomach with a cannonball." Roddy says as we get a brief vision of an old man getting hit with a cannonball at point-blank range but was able to miraculously survive it. "But I have never seen as anything as bizarre as you." Roddy says while pointing at Freakazoid as he gasped offendedly.

"Oh, really? Huh, that's pretty odd coming from a guy wearing a dress." Freakazoid says while pointing at Roddy's kilt with a cheeky grin on his face.

"HEY!" An annoyed Roddy says as Darcy giggled at this slightly.

"Besides, compared to the rest of the world, I'm the most normal thing around. I mean, we live in a world where fairy-based magical superbeings fly about, a group of teenagers become superheroes after gaining several magical trinkets exists, and we also live in a world where people have sex with pillows that are decorated with Anime girls and grew so close to it that they ACTUALLY fall in love with the pillow and want to marry it!"

"...Okay, you got me there." Roddy says with a shrug as Darcy nods in agreement.

"Thank you...oh, Darcy, your awake! Goody, do you mind holding Mr. Chubbinkins for me?" Freakazoid asked after spotting Darcy as he pulled out Mr. Chubbinkins from his Hammerspace and tossed him over to Darcy as both she and Roddy saw that the cat was wearing a large cute looking Christmas sweater. "Now, hold still and-," Freakazoid says before flinching as his body was covered in a small electrical yellow tornado, and we see him forcibly transforming back into Dexter Douglass as the young teen yelped in surprise and fell off from the bookcase as Darcy was quick enough to move her, and Mr. Chubbinkins away but Roddy wasn't so lucky as Dexter fell on top of him and they both crashed landed onto the floor.

"Ugh, ow." Dexter says while rubbing his head as he sat up from the floor and screamed in fright of a wincing Roddy as he scooted away from him. "W-Who are you!?"

"Dexter, wait, calm down. This guy is here to help you with your freaky situation." Darcy explains while setting Mr. Chubbinkins down as the cat was quick to make a break for it from this crazy mess and ran out of Dexter's room.

"W-What? Really?" A skeptical yet hopeful Dexter asked as Roddy nodded firmly, and both of them got up from the floor.

"Yes, look, this is a long story, but my name is Roddy MacStew, and I used to work for Apex Microchips."

"Wait, what!? You worked for Apex Microchips?!" A shocked Dexter asked, trying very hard to not geek out about meeting someone that works in a company that he wished to work on when he grows older.

"Used to, but yeah, I was the lead scientist supervising the creation of the Pinnacle Chip products."

"Pinnacle Chip? Isn't that the chip thing that your parents gave you for Christmas, Dexter?" Darcy asked with her arms crossed as Dexter nodded.

"Yeah, it is. I've inserted it into my laptop right before it started glithing out and..." Dexter says before trailing off as a thoughtful look appeared and a look of realization, trepidation appeared on his face as he slowly turned to Roddy. "Uh, Mr. MacStew, what's going on and why are you really here?" Dexter asked warily as Roddy gained a grim look and held down his head guiltily as he sighs.

"Well, I'm, uh, I'm afraid to say this but...I believe that I'm the reason on your condition, lad,"

"WHAT!?" A shocked Darcy exclaimed as Dexter, however, grew angry by this and stepped forward as he pointed his finger at the bearded man accusingly.

"Wait, so your the reason why I have this freak inside of me!?" Dexter asked furiously, looking madder than Darcy had ever seen him be, as Roddy nodded with clear guilt flashing on his face and looks down solemnly.

"Ay, it's true. You see, when my team and I were creating the Pinnacle Chips, there was an unforeseen flaw in the programming of the chips. I don't know how you did it, lad but, after you have installed the Pinnacle Chip onto your computer, you have accidentally activated the flaw by typing in the flawed code onto a website and pressing the 'Delete' button as it caused your computer to fire a concentrated energy beam right at your brain, and filled it with the full power of the Internet. I have speculated that when a User activates the flaw in the Pinnacle Chip, it will either drive the user mad or kill them, but with you, it seemed to have created a split personality that has a body of its own, and it is currently resting inside of your body as it seems to come out every once in a while most likely because your recently transformed DNA is currently unstable and caused your conscious mind to de-stabilize on itself and the reason that you and this Freakazoid fellow keeps constantly transforming back in forth is that your shared mind is trying to figure out which form is more suited to be its body default form."

SHE-ZAP!

"Well, I think its best that my body be our default form because I'm naturally stronger, faster, powerful, and not to mention more handsome." Freakazoid said with an arrogant, smug tone as he held up his nose into the air snubbingly with crossed arms.

SHE-ZAP!

"Well, I say that my body should be the default because I was here first, and your the virus trying to take over my body and driving me and my friends nuts!" Dexter yelled in exasperation and anger as he gripped his hair tightly in frustration of having to deal with Freakazoid's antics all day.

SHE-ZAP!

"A virus!? Dexy, that's a very rude thing to say to someone! Especially when that someone is another version of you!"

SHE-ZAP!

"Stop saying that! You are not me! You are just some weirdo that keeps harrasing my family, friends, and my cat!"

SHE-ZAP!

"Hey! Duncan had it coming! He's always been a huge jerkass to us! I was simply trying to help us out, Dexty!"

SHE-ZAP!

"Breaking his bones and sending him flying out of the house on a jetpack is not helping!"

SHE-ZAP!

"Well, sooooooooooooooooory for trying to help out my friend!"

SHE-ZAP!

"Your NOT my friend! Your just a thing that keeps trying to steal my body and ruin my life! Now, get out of my brain!"

SHE-ZAP!

"No, YOU get out!"

SHE-ZAP!

"No, you!"

SHE-ZAP!

"No, you!"

SHE-ZAP!

"You!"

SHE-ZAP!

"You!"

SHE-ZAP!

"You!"

SHE-ZAP!

"You!"

SHE-ZAP!

"YOU!"

SHE-ZAP!

"YOU!"

SHE-ZAP!

"YOU!"

SHE-ZAP!

"YOU!"

SHE-ZAP!

"YO-ACK!" Dexter screamed with his face going full red before grunting in pain as Roddy calmly walked over to the spazzing, transforming teen and, after making sure that Dexter was in his human form, the Scottish man proceeds to lift up his arm and delivered a swift, brutal punch down on the back of the teen's head, knocking him out as Dexter fell down onto the ground.

"Hey! Why did you did that for!?" An alarmed, angry Darcy yelled as she glared at Roddy for punching her friend so hard that he grew unconscious.

"Look, lad, I'm sorry for knocking out your boyfriend and whatever, but the good news is that the teens' transformation problem is only temporary due to Freakazoid being recently born and inserted into Dexter's brain. Your friend's electrical transformation circuits will eventually become stable in about two hours from now, and this Freakazoid person won't be able to come out anymore to cause trouble unless Dexter allows him to come out."

"Well, okay, that's good to hear, but still, why did you have to knock him out again?" A still angry Darcy asked, looking like she was going to deck Roddy as the bearded man gave her a blank look and crossed his arms.

"Did you really want to suffer more of Freakazoid's insanity for the next two hours?" Roddy asked rhetorically as Darcy opened her mouth...before shutting it up as she realized that Roddy had a point. "Good, now, anyway, help me take Dexter out of here and into my house. I have a lab there where I can do some tests on Dexter and figure out how Freakazoid truly came to be and extract him from this poor kid's body." Roddy says as Darcy pursed her lips, not sure if she should trust the man after he outright revealed to them that he was the reason this whole mess started in the first place but, after taking a look at Douglass unconscious state, the young goth's features soften as she sighed.

"Fine, I will help, but if you do something to hurt Dexter or if his new condition are permanent, I will end you." Darcy says with a dark glare as Roddy shrinks back from the angry teen but nods with a gulp as Darcy then bends down to grab onto Dexter's shoulders.

"This girl definitely has some fire in her, alright. This kid knows how to pick them." Roddy thought to himself amusedly with a chuckle before growing serious as he bends down to grab Dexter's legs, and the duo were about to leave the room and head out into the city but stopped as several of Guitterez hired goons dressed in Government, military clothing burst into the room by the windows and surrounded the shocked, started group as they pulled out their guns and pointed at Roddy and Darcy.

"Alright, MacStew, stop right there! Mr. Guiterrez will like to have a word with you and your little friends, so lets go!" One of Guitterez's goons ordered as Darcy froze at the sight of the guns and nervously raised her hands as Roddy, however, simply glared at the goons and smirked as he laughed.

"Ha, ha, I would like to see you try! Get him, lad!"

"..."

"Come on, kid, transform into Freakazoid and have him beat these tools up!" Roddy screamed to Dexter encouragingly as Darcy turned to give the older man a disbelief, annoyed look.

"Uh, you do remember that you knocked out Dexter, right? Besides, even if he was concicious, Dexter can't control his transformations, so he won't be able to help you even if he wanted to."

"...CRUD!" Roddy cursed in frustration/anger as Guitterez Goons walked over to the group and grabbed onto a glaring Roddy and a yelping Darcy as they also grabbed onto the still unconscious Dexter and began making their way out of the house, not scared of confronting Dexter's family as their boss had ordered them to knock them all out with some knock out gas before entering into the house so that they won't attack any attention and be able to kidnap the group easier.

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And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, before I go, here is the voice actor for my OC:

Darcy Lewis's Voice Actor: Megan Fahlenbock, specifically the voice that she uses for the character Gwen from the Todal Drama Series.

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.