Story Updates are as inconsistent as Adam Sandler Oscar nominations. Still, I'll do the best I can.

-Lorenzo

Q & A

Is Lorenzo your real name? Lorenzo Ishad, but I go by Levi.

Ethnicity? You'll never be able to guess it, haha! Never! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some naan to bake and a cow that needs worshipping.

Hobbies outside of writing? I play League of Legends. I also sing, but I've been banned from my local Walmart.

What's your rank in League? ...Next. (He's actually hardstuck Silver 2).

I think I love you. Meet up? ;) ... I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

Your writing is complete shit. You should feel bad. So what's your question?

You're kinda inconsistent with your updates. When do you usual upload the next chapter? Whenever I feel like it.

Thoughts on [Insert another author here]? Good Execution.

Why are your stories always so dark? Finally a good question! I guess it's more of my writing style; dark stories always keep a character's development interesting. I feel as though it matures the character as they progress through the story and creates some nice plot lines that I can work with as well. But no worries if that's not your thing; I'm working to expand my writing style to anything else.

Do you have a life outside of this? Don't act like any of you do.

Achievements up to date:

2015, February 13-- Created this account (dunno if that's actually an achievement...)

2015, February 3 -- Yay! First story published! Check out my One Piece FF "Unexpected Travelers!"

2017, November 10-- 6 Stories published. Only 2 Finished. Still searching for the definition of "consistent updates."