"You know...this generation is the worst. The whole planet is going down the toilet! Well, actually...it's been going down the
toilet for quite a while now...it just got plugged, and now it's overflowing. By the time the plumber gets here to fix it,
it'll be too late. There'll be crap all over the place."

(We're actually two friends that are stupid...er)

We're retarded...erm...yeah. So be nice. Here are a list of 39 things that we think you should know that we like:
1. Harry Potter
2. Duckie!
3. Captain Jack Sparrow
4. Ferris Bueller
5. Cows
6. Sirius Black
7. MadTV/SNL
8. Comedy Central
9. South Park
10. Adding "e"s to things...
11. The song on the radio right nowe...
12. "What?!"
13. The JUNGLE!
14. Austin Powers
15. Killing things
16. Writing obscene things
17. The word "obscene"
18. Drinking out of wine glasses
19. Having our own hotel room
20. Making stupid movies
21. British accents
22. British words and phrases
23. Gay people!
24. Fan Fiction...(we're kiss arses)
25. Dumb and Dumberer
26. Clone High
27. Butterbeer
28. Running into walls intentionally
29. Big words
30. Breaking things
31. BURNING THINGS
32. Beating things with sticks (irrationally)
33. Conan O'Brian
34. X-PLAY!!
35. TechTV
36. Game Show Network (YES, we're nerds)
37. I Love The 80s
38. MTV
39. VH1
We could go on, but we don't have /that/ much tuikem (DAMMIT! I CAN'T TYPE!) time... Hanz: What do you want to do, Franz?
Franz: I don't know, what do you want to do, Hanz?
Hanz: *shrugs*
Franz: *beats Hanz over the head with a stick*
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Franz: *sneezesX2*
Hanz: HEHEHEHEHEHE!X2 Here are some "personal" profiles... HANZ:
Fave color: MAGNETA!
Fave show: X-PLAY!!
Fave word: Snog
Fave phrase: "Suck it and see" (meaning "see what happens"...y'know...what were you thinking, perverts...?)
Fave number: 52!
Fave dog: Shiba Inu
Fave movie (as of now): Pirates of the Caribbean (you can't beat Johnny Depp in eye makeup)
Fave letter: F
Fave site: THIS ONE! (yes, I'm a kiss arse)
Fave country: Japan!
Fave holiday: AFTER FOOLS DAY! (Watch out for the After Fools Day tapir!!)
Fave subject: English FRANZ:
Fave color: Turquoise
Fave show: I Love The 80s
Fave word: Dammit
Fave phrase: "Gor Blimey!"
Fave number: 7!
Fave dog: Newfie (A BLACK ONE!)
Fave movie (as of now): Dumb and Dumberer
Fave letter: U
Fave site: Quizilla
Fave country: Canland! (I'm indecisive, yet inventive)
Fave holiday: AFTER FOOLS DAY! (told you I'm inventive)
Fave subject: English ENJOY!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *chokes and dies*