?Nico's POV:
'Annoying happy meal' was. . . interesting. Apparently, he was a friend of 'STRANGER DANGER', who I apparently make happy. I don't know how to feel about this, I mean, how are you supposed to feel if you accidentally text a random stranger, you text them for two days, and then suddenly their friend shows up saying you make them happy, and now you're friends with them too?
I sighed, why must the internet be so weird?
I was still in the infirmary due to Will insisting my injury was severe (it really wasn't I mean, the cut was only an inch deep) and telling me I needed to stay in bed for at least another day, and me not being able to say no to my boyfriend.
I was just sitting in the surprisingly comfy bed contemplating life when my phone buzzed.
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STRANGER DANGER
I'm bored
You
I'm sorry, I think missed the part where that was my problem
STRANGER DANGER
C'mon kid, why don't we play a game or something
You
lemme think. . .
NO
STRANGER DANGER
Oh, I know!
20 questions
You
If you have ever played that game in your life before, you will know that 20 questions always ends up as a game of share the most inappropriate secrets you can think of and then further escalates into a game of dodgeball
STRANGER DANGER
. . .
should I be concerned?
You
I was forced to play the game with my friends once, the only sane people there were me, my cousin's girlfriend, and my half-sister. I literally had to pull my cousin's head out of the sink.
STRANGER DANGER
I'm not even going to ask.
You
A wise decision
Oh, and also, Annoying happy meal cares about you
STRANGER DANGER
Come again?
You
Your friend
he cares about you
STRANGER DANGER
Did 'my friend' say his real name?
You
no
STRANGER DANGER
okay, then what does he act like?
You
He's annoying and really likes Hawkeye.
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?Tony's POV:
"CLIIIIIIINT!" I yelled after I saw 'kid''s last message. "That Birdbrain! How did he even get 'kid''s number?"
"He appears to have looked at your contacts two days ago after Ms. Potts told you to go to sleep," JARVIS replied.
"That was a rhetorical question, but thanks anyway JARVIS," I said.
"No problem sir, I am always here to help," he said in his British accent.
How dare that archery pigeon snoop in my personal contacts! I thought, anger clearly visible on my face.
Suddenly someone cleared their throat and I was pulled back into reality. Oh, oops, I forgot I was in a meeting. "Mr. Stark, do you have something to add?" Mr./Ms./Mx. (insert random last name) asked.
"Nope," I said popping the 'p'.
"Would you care to tell me who this 'kid' is?" he/she/they said.
"Nope," I said popping the 'p' again.
". . .right," he/she/they said. "Well, back to the meeting."
As soon as the meeting was over I rushed out of the door. "CLINT, WHERE ARE YOU!" I yelled.
He popped his head out from the vents above me. "Yeah?" he asked.
"YOU SNOOPED IN MY PERSONAL CONTACTS!" I shouted at him.
"Well yeah, can you blame me? You were suddenly acting happy whenever you were on your phone, and you were acting just generally less stressed." Clint said.
I huffed in annoyance. "Yes, I can blame you! That kid texted me. And only me. Stop texting him!"
Clint smirked. "Sure thing Iron Can." He said as he hopped back up into the vents.
"Why do I feel like he's not gonna listen to me?" I said to myself.
?Clint's POV:
I snickered when I heard Tony mumble about me not listening to him. That's because I'm not gonna listen, I thought.
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You
Hey not scary
Not Scary
What do you want happy meal?
You
SD told me not to talk to you
Not Scary
SD?
You
STRANGER DANGER
Not Scary
Oh
you're not gonna listen, are you?
You
nope
Not Scary
? of course
You
So, what do you want to do?
Not Scary
Honestly, what is it with internet strangers asking me to entertain them?
You
What?
Not Scary
'SD' asked me to play 20 questions with him a couple of hours ago
You
Oh cool
So, what did he ask you?
Not Scary
Nothing
I refused to play
You
Why?
Not Scary
The last time I played 20 questions, my cousin Percy's head ended up in a sink
My friend Leo set my other friend Reyna's shirt on fire
Reyna tried to murder Leo with a spatula
I had to hold her back, which got me a black eye and broken nose
Percy's half-brother Tyson accidentally threw the lid of a jar of peanut butter at my friend Frank
It bounced off Frank and hit Percy
Percy threw it at my friend Jason
Jason threw it at me
It turned into a game of intense dodgeball
long story short, 20 questions is the fuel for chaos
and I hate chaos
You
?
. . .You have crazy friends
Not Scary
You have no idea
My boyfriend is telling me to "get your lazy emo but off your phone, 'cause cabins don't clean themselves." so, bye.
You
Bye ?
️Will's POV:
I got Nico to go clean his cabin.
It was just a distraction.
To make sure I had a lot of time I went through his cabin, making it really messy, pulling shirts out, un-making his bed, scattering random things all around his floor.
He thought it was the Stolls.
"Ha ha ha, I'm so evil," I said rubbing my hands together like a fly.
"Excuse me?" Leo asked. Apparently, he was standing next to me.
"I'm being evil," I replied.
Leo snorted. "In no way, shape, or form, is Will Solace able to be even in the slightest bit, evil." He said.
"Yeah, well think again, because I just trashed Nico's cabin, blamed it on the Stolls, and now I'm gonna steal his phone," I said trying to smirk evilly, I think it just came off as a dorky grin though.
Leo rolled his eyes. "Keep trying, you'll get there someday. Although stealing your boyfriend's phone might not be the best place to start. Why not drawing mustaches on the Aphrodite cabin's celebrity posters and giving them sombreros, oh, oh, and mini taco plates!" He exclaimed.
"As much of a great idea that is Leo, I really need to know who my boyfriend's been texting," I said.
"AH HAH!" Leo yelled.
"What?" I asked
"Nico does use the phone I gave him!" He exclaimed.
I rolled my eyes. "Yes, he does, and he's been texting someone named 'Stranger Danger' which is kind of a weird name, but whatever, I need to know who it is," I said.
"Oh, that sounds fun! Can I give them a pop quiz?" Leo asked.
"What?" I said.
"I want to see if they can solve for K." He responded.
"Oh, umm, okay?" I said.
"Great! Where's his phone?" He asked.
"On the third bench by the campfire, but-" I started to say, but Leo rushed off the campfire before I could say anything else.
I decided not to follow after him, Leo would tell me if the person Nico was texting was dangerous.
?Leo's POV:
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You
POP QUIZ!
STRANGER DANGER
What?
You
x3+y3+z3=k
Solve for k
STRANGER DANGER
I'm sorry what?
You
Ugg, figure out what k is equal to in the equation
x3+y3+z3=k
STRANGER DANGER
Umm, I'll try?
(✿◡‿◡)/*Five minutes later (read in SpongeBob voice)*\(◕‿◕✿)
You
You done yet?
STRANGER DANGER
Kid, this is impossible!
You
Nope.
STRANGER DANGER
Fine then, you solve it.
You
Sure.
k = 42
dUh
STRANGER DANGER
?
Oh my god, kid! You're a genius!
You
I'm not kid
STRANGER DANGER
?
You
I'm his friend
STRANGER DANGER
Well kid's friend, you're a genius.
You
I know
How else do you think I built a flying warship?
STRANGER DANGER
you WHAT
You
oops
STRANGER DANGER
How old are you?
You
?
Excuse me?
STRANGER DANGER
Oh, sorry if that sounded creepy, I know creepy is your friend's thing
But like, how do you build a flying warship?
You
Oh, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well first you need to get a magical dragon head
STRANGER DANGER
A what now?
You
nothing
nobody
did you say something?
who said anything?
I didn't hear a sound.
err- see a sound?
See a word?
STRANGER DANGER
You're strange
You
So are grasshoppers, but you don't see me hating on them
In fact, I love grasshoppers
They're adorable
I met one once and named them August
STANGER DANGER
You met a grasshopper and named it agugst.
You
*THEM, not it
and, yes
they were hiding in a basket of yarn in the arts and crafts center at my camp
STRANGER DANGER
You go to that camp too?
You
?
STRANGER DANGER
Kid mentioned a camp
You
Oh, well then yes. I go to the camp too
It's the best!
Everyone is so friendly (Whan we're not trying to kill each other that is)
STRANGER DANGER
You try to kill each other!?
You
Only sometimes!
STRANGER DANGER
That's not good even if it's only sometimes!
Do you need help!?
You
What no!
I don't need any help!
STRANGER DANGER
OMG, did they threaten to kill you or something if you told anyone!
You
No!
STRANGER DANGER
It's okay, you can tell me
Don't worry, I'll save you!
You
NO!
I don't need any saving!
I'm fine!
I'm great!
I'm amazing!
So is kid!
STRANGER DANGER
It'll be alright.
I'll track you and find you, and save you!
You
?￢ﾀﾍ ️
Listen! I. Don't. Need. To. Be. Saved.
Plus, you won't be able to track me.
STRANGER DANGER
Why?
You
Because I built this phone to be un-hackable
You can try to track me, but it won't work
. . .
you there?
STRANGER DANGER
You're right!
I can't track your phone
When I got past what I thought was the last firewall a picture of a mechanical dragon appeared, then my computer shut off, and when I turned it back on all my hacking progress was deleted!
You
Hehe
You just got McShizeled!
STRANGER DANGER
What?
You
I'm the supersized McShizzle man! I'm the bad boy supreme! And the ladies love a bad boy!
? ﾟﾔﾥ?
STRANGER DANGER
You know what? I like you. (Before you say it, no not in that way) Wanna make a private chat?
You
Yeah!
~~~~~~~~~Different chat~~~~~~~~~
A new chat had been created with *** *** ****
You
Hey!
Hello
You
What's your favorite color, your hobby, and your pronouns?
Umm, why?
You
Just answer my question.
It's a tie between red and gold, I like to build stuff, and he/him
You
Okay
You changed *** *** ****'s contact name to Bob can't build it
Bob can't build it
What?
You
Bob the builder!
Can he build it?
Bob the builder!
NO HE CAN'T!
Bob can't build it
Ooookay then?
how about you?
What's your favorite color, your hobby, and your pronouns?
You
Orange, Hey I like to build stuff too, and he/him
Bob can't build it
Okay, got it
Bob can't build it changed your contact name to Monkey with a toolbelt
You
Haha, Clever
I've gotta go now, kid's boyfriend is calling me
Bob can't build it
KID HAS A BOYFRIEND!?
You
Yep, now I have to go before he shoots me in the head with an arrow
Bob can't build it
okay bye
Wait.
SHOOT YOU WITH AN ARROW!
Don't you go leave me on read!
is this at the camp?
I can help you if people are trying to kill you
You
It's not the people at camp I need saving from
Bob can't build it
soooo you do need saving?
You
NO!
Goodbye now
For real
I really need to go now
bye
Bob can't build it
bye?
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?Nico's POV:
I had just finished cleaning my cabin after the Stolls trashed it. Damn it Travis and Conner!
I decided to go grab my phone to tell 'Annoying happy meal' and 'STRANGER DANGER' about how annoying Travis and Conner are.
I looked all over my cabin for my phone, but I couldn't find it. Then I remembered. Oh man, I'm stupid. I left it by the campfire!
I rushed out of my cabin to find my phone. But when I got to the campfire I saw more than my phone. Leo was sitting right next to my phone, with his out too. And apparently, he was so into whatever he was doing on his phone, he didn't see me. I cleared my throat, and he jumped two feet into the air. It was very amusing.
"O-oh, h- hey Nico!" he stuttered. "W-what a surprise to see you here!"
I rolled my eyes. Leo was terrible at acting natural. He obviously did something, and my phone was right next to him. . . oh no, he better not have messed with my texts. I thought. "What did you do to my phone," I sighed.
Leo gasped. "Are you a mind reader?" He said with wide eyes.
"Leo, even if I could read your mind, I wouldn't want to. Just thinking about what goes on in that insane head of yours is enough to make me shudder," I said.
"Oh, well, umm. . .uh. . . I didn't do anything to your phone," Leo said.
I put my hands on my hips. "You honestly think I'm going to believe you?" I asked.
"Yes," Leo replied. "I am so trustable, even Pistis trusts me, and she's the goddess of trust!"
I gave him a glare. "What did you do to my phone," I growled.
"Wow, your attitude can change really fast," Leo remarked.
I intensified my glare. Eventually he'll break, everybody does at some point. Hazel broke once before I even started glaring.
"Fine! But just know that this was all Will's fault," Leo said. I motioned for him to go on. "So, Will trashed your cabin-"
"WHAT!?" I interrupted.
"Uh, yeah. Now don't interrupt someone while they're talking, you need to respect your elders." Leo said.
"You do realize I'm 72 years older than you, right?" I interrupted again.
"Ugg, do you want me to tell you the story or not?" Leo said.
"Fine whatever, continue," I said.
"Right well Will trashed your cabin because he wanted to get you away from your cabin, so he could steal your phone, so he could see who you were texting, but he ran into me, who stole your phone for him, then I texted that 'STRANGER DANGER' guy, who I gave a pop quiz, and we continued talking, and now he's saved in my contacts too," Leo said really fast.
At this point I was seething. "LEOOOOOO!" I yelled. How dare that Joker of a blowtorch snoop in my personal contacts! I thought.
"Aaaaand, that's my cue to leave," Leo said before rushing off to his cabin.
I decided to text 'STRANGER DANGER', to yell at him, and send him pictures of me glaring.
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You
HOW DARE YOU!
? ﾟﾘﾡ?
STRANGER DANGER
What? What happened? Why are you mad?
You
Oh, don't play dumb with me!
You know what you did!
STRANGER DANGER
Umm, no. I don't.
What did I do?
You
You let Leo text you!
Oh Styx!
Wrong photo!
That was supposed to be me glaring at you but I clicked the wrong photo!
STRANGER DANGER
Who's that
You
Me and my significant annoyance
STRANGER DANGER
That's your boyfriend isn't it
You
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
STRANGER DANGER
Your friend might've mentioned a couple of things. . .
You
I am going to kill that repair boy!
STRANGER DANGER
Woah, whoa, whoa, please don't kill anyone
Also, are you at your camp?
You
yes. . .?
STRANGER DANGER
TELL ME YOUR LOCATION!
You
?
Excuse me?
STRANGER DANGER
I need to know where your camp is so I can save you!
You
. . .
I'm sorry, did I miss something?
Exactly why do you need to save me?
STRANGER DANGER
Because you try to kill each other
You
Lemme guess
my friend told you
STRANGER DANGER
Yes, and, you need to be saved
You
Okay, so let's say we do try to kill each other
how exactly would you save us?
STRANGER DANGER
Well I need your location first!
You
Nope.
not gonna happen.
STRANGER DANGER
C'mon kid, please?
You
No, camp is safe.
STRANGER DANGER
?
You
I refuse to tell you my location
STRANGER DANGER
Fine
but if you change your mind I'm right here
You
Since when do you care about me?
STRANGER DANGER
I hate to admit it, but you've grown on me.
like a wart.
You
. . .
are you seriously comparing me to a wart?
STRANGER DANGER
Hey, gimme a break, it was just the first thing I thought of
You
See this is why I don't want to be a mind reader
Everybody's so. . . weird
STRANGER DANGER
I am the definition of wierd.
You
weird /wird/
adjective
suggesting something supernatural; uncanny.
"the weird crying of a seal"
noun
a person's destiny.
verb
induce a sense of disbelief or alienation in someone.
"blue eyes weirded him out, and Ivan's were especially creepy"
I don't see the words STRANGER DANGER anywhere on there.
STRANGER DANGER
Did you just copy/paste the dictionary definition of weird to the chat?
You
yes
STRANGER DANGER
You do know that's not what I meant when I said I was the definition of weird
right?
You
?
STRANGER DANGER
Is that a yes?
You
?
STRANGER DANGER
Your friend is cool
You
eXcUsE mE
STRANGER DANGER
He's cool
You
Pffft-
unless your definition of cool is annoying, super hyper, and really loud I guess he's really cool?
STRANGER DANGER
He's a genius!
And he likes algebra!
Like me!
Now I have another science bro!
You
You like algebra?
STRANGER DANGER
Uh, yes!
Of course!
You
Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking me to find your X, I know it's hard but she isn't coming back. And don't ask me Y. I don't know.
Signed,
-a person forced to endure lessons about you
STRANGER DANGER
Lol ? ﾟﾤﾣ?
I need to tell bruce that one, he'll totally be annoyed!
You
Bruce?
STRANGER DANGER
He's one of my science bros
along with Peter, and monkey with a toolbelt
You
Isn't monkey with a toolbelt a little kid show?
STRANGER DANGER
Yes, but it's also what I nicknamed your friend, who from what you were saying is named Leo
You
The funny thing is, the nickname fits him perfectly.
He's fidgety and really hyper like a monkey
he wears a toolbelt, like, all the time
he likes to build stuff
and his voice is really squeaky like a little kid's show character
STRANGER DANGER
Lmao!
Is the last one an insult, or a fact?
You
Meh, it's kinda both
STRANGER DANGER
I have an idea
You
Oh no
conversations that start with I have an idea never end well
STRANGER DANGER
You know, you're really dramatic
You
You should meet my uncles. . .
STRANGER DANGER
Did you just hear thunder, or am I going crazy?
You
Umm
didn't you have an idea?
STRANGER DANGER
Oh!
Right!
Well, you know annoying happy meal, he knows me, I also know you, and your friend knows me, right?
You
Umm, yes?
STRANGER DANGER
So we should create a group chat with the four of us!
You
NO!
STRANGER DANGER
What?
Why?
You
I shudder to think what would happen if Annoying happy meal and Leo met
STRANGER DANGER
Aw, come on!
Please?
You
n. o.
STRANGER DANGER
I will get peter to come over here and convince you to
You
Why would this Peter convince me to make a group chat?
STRANGER DANGER
Peter is literally the cutest, purest, most innocent child in the world, and you literally can not say no to him without feeling really guilty afterward.
You
He sounds like my half-sister Hazel
STRANGER DANGER
I'm creating the chat
You
Don't you dare!
STRANGER DANGER
Too late!
You have been added to a chat with 'STRANGER DANGER', 'Repair Boy', and 'Annoying happy meal'
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