?Clint's POV:
I had just come back from a mission in Italy. For safety reasons I wasn't allowed to bring my phone, so of course, the first thing I did when I got back to the tower was rush up to my room and check my phone.
"Holy ham sandwich!" I yelled.
I had over 100 missed texts from my group chat with Tony, Joker Blowtorch, and CGB. The chat was renamed to 'Weird nicknames chat' too, and there was also another person added to it.
"I was only gone two days!" I exclaimed.
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You
What'd I miss?
Joker Blowtorch
Do I sense a Hamilton reference?
You
Well yes, but I also wanna know what I missed
Who the heck is sTeEb?
sTeEb
my real name is Steve, you know me Clint
You
Oh!
Hey Steve!
sTeEb
Hello
CGB
If you really wanna know what you missed Archery Pigeon you should go read through the previous texts
You
Hey CGB!
Great idea!
Gimme five minutes!
(/◕ਉ◕)/ Five minutes later
I see you couldn't get them to tell you their location either
sTeEb
nope
but we got close to something
Joker Blowtorch
this close ?
but this far ? ﾟﾌﾌ
Metal Man
Why are you people always on your phones?
Do you even have a life?
You
Do you have a life
Metal Man
I will have you know I have a very important life, and an important job, that requires me not to be on my phone 24/7
You
Well I just got back from Italy so I'm taking a break
CGB
Did you say Italy?!
You
Yep
CGB
As in ? ﾟﾇﾹ
You
Yep
CGB
I love Italy!
Joker Blowtorch
That's cause you were born in Italy dumbo
Of course, you love it
sTeEb
You were born in Italy?
CGB
Yeah
You
Cool!
Metal Man
Okay, I have a meeting now, so I'm muting you all
You
Like you even go to those meetings anyways
'Metal Man' has muted this chat
You
? He's so dramatic
CGB
Like my uncle
Joker Blowtorch
*Cue dramatic thunder in the background*
sTeEb
What?
CGB
Ignore him
Joker Blowtorch
What?
Do not ignore me!
Never ignore me!
I am the Supreme Commander of the Argo II and I refuse to be ignored!
You
Isn't the Argo that ship that Jason sailed on in that old Greek Myth thingy?
CGB
My father is not going to appreciate that
You
Oh, is your father one of those nerd geeks obsessed with mythology?
Joker Blowtorch
BAHAHAHAHAHA
CGB
Why are you wheezing on the floor?
Joker Blowtorch
I'm just imagining your dad as a geek and-
Omgs, I can't-
CGB
Pffft-
sTeEb
What's so funny?
Did I miss something?
Joker Blowtorch
No, it's just Nico's dad is scary
like super scary
like 'If-you-treat-my-son-wrong-I-will-kill-you-with-a-pair-of-chopsticks-and-hide-your-dead-body-in-a-violin-case' scary
You
. . .
I think CGB's dad would like my boss
Joker Blowtorch
OOOH!
Who's your boss?
You
That's classified
Joker Blowtorch
OOOH!
Am I texting a spyyyyyyy?
You
No
Joker Blowtorch
Don't worry, your secret is safe with me
I won't say a peep
Not even if someone temps me with peeps
Man, I love those marshmallow chicken things!
But they also have bunnies
I like the chicken ones though
I just think they're cuter
But if given the choice of no peep, or a bunny peep, I'd definitely choose a bunny peep
it would be a sad day if I turned down a peep
when you say peep a lot it doesn't sound like a word anymore
peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep,
see?
CGB
Leo, your ADHD is literally seeping through your texts
You
You have ADHD?
CGB
Yeah he does
I do too, but it's not as bad as repair boy's over there
Joker Blowtorch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
sTeEb
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Joker Blowtorch
Nooooooo
I'm really not ?
You
What happened?
Did someone stab your arm again?
Joker Blowtorch
No
sTeEb
Then what happened?
Joker Blowtorch
MY BEST FRIENDS BETRAYED ME AND STOLE MY BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!
? ﾟﾘﾭ?
You
Oh no!
I'm sorry, I know how that feels
rest in peace Leo's doughnuts
You will be missed
CGB
?
I knew Archery Pigeon and Leo meeting was a bad idea
sTeEb
okaaay?
So, on an unrelated topic, I know practically nothing about you two
CGB
So?
Ignorance is bliss
Joker Blowtorch
I like to build stuff, my hair is brown as are my eyes, I was born in Texas, but live at a camp in New York, I have to stay there all year because my mom is dead, and my dad was lost in a fire, I have an amazing girlfriend named Calypso, and my favorite color is orange
I also make the best tofu tacos in the world
sTeEb
Oh, nice.
Also, I'm sorry about your parents
Joker Blowtorch
Oh it's fine
CGB
Leo, you showed them pictures of me, so I'm gonna show them pictures of you
You
Ooooh yes!
I wanna know what Joker Blowtorch looks like!
CGB
And his girlfriend
You
Yesssss
Joker Blowtorch
Wait what?
CGB
Joker Blowtorch
Nicooooooo
You
Oh my god
first: you look like an elf (in a good way)
second: is that a dragon!?
third: You and your girlfriend are super cute!
CGB
First: Yeah, he does look like an elf
Second: yes that is a dragon, he built it
third: yes, they really are, they're also super funny when Calypso is scolding Leo for lighting the kitchen on fire, it's hilarious
sTeEb
He lit the kitchen on fire!?
Joker Blowtorch
Oh, many times
I'm good with a campfire, or mini stove, but microwaves are one thing that I just can't figure out, I mean, why can't it just cook dry food?
CGB
Because the dry food will burn
for a person with an IQ of 275, you sure are stupid
Joker Blowtorch
Nico, how could you say such a hurtful thing?
My heart is truly wounded ?
You
YOUR CAMP IS IN NEW YORK!
Joker Blowtorch
What?
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
where would you get that idea?
You
"but live at a camp in New York"
Joker Blowtorch
oops. . .
CGB
LEOOOOOOO!
? ﾟﾘﾡ?
Joker Blowtorch
Heh, heh, heh
sTeEb
Well, this narrows it down a lot
CGB
? ﾟﾤﾬ?
Joker Blowtorch
sorry. . .
CGB
Ugg!
I'm done!
don't bother me for the rest of the day
I'll be sleeping
You
Mood
but anyway, I gotta tell Tony
bye
Joker Blowtorch
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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?Tony's POV:
My meeting had just ended and I was in my lab working on a new addition to my suit. It was actually the addition Joker Blowtorch had suggested adding to the suit when I first met him.
"Archery Pigeon wishes to speak to you, and is requesting access to the lab, would you like me to grant him access?" FRIDAY asked.
"Ugg, what does he want now?" I said.
"He said he found out a clue as to where 'Joker Blowtorch' and 'CGB''s camp is," FRIDAY replied.
"I really need to program you to detect rhetorical questions, but thanks FRI, yes, send him up," I said.
"You're welcome sir, he is on his way up," FRIDAY responded.
random time skip to six seconds later, that is totally unnecessary, but I felt like adding because that's the level of lazy I'm on right now.
The elevator dinged and Clint walked out.
"So, where is the camp?" I asked.
"I said a clue, not the exact location," Clint said.
"Well, what's the clue?" I asked.
"Their camp is in New York," Clint said.
"Wait, WHAT?" I exclaimed.
"Yup," Clint said.
"Well, that narrows it down a lot," I remarked.
"Yeah, that's what Steve said, but there's like, two hundred camps in the state of New York, probably more," Clint explained.
"Yeah, that's true, but at least we know what state the camp is in, and it's our state," I said.
"Wow, Tony Stark being optimistic? You must really like these kids," Clint laughed.
"You know what? I really do," I said.
"What if we texted them, asking them casual questions about their life, but since they live at their camp, they'll probably spill another clue sooner or later," Clint suggested.
"Wow, Clint Barton having actual good ideas? You must really like these kids," I said smirking.
"Was that a compliment or an insult?" Clint asked, with a confused face. I shrugged.
"I don't know, but I do actually like your idea, let's do it," I said.
"Okay, but, 'CGB' is really mad at 'Joker Blowtorch' right now for spilling a clue about their location, so they might not get along great right now" Clint warned.
"Okay, does Steve know we're doing this?" I asked.
"Nope, he's on a run or something," Clint said.
"Alright, well let's do this," I said.
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You
Sooooooo
What's up
CGB
Apparently me
What do you want? I was sleeping
You
What?
Joker Blowtorch
Metal Man, were you lOnElY?
It's okay, I'm lonely too
Now we can be lonely together!
CGB
If you're with someone, then you don't qualify as lonely anymore
Archery Pigeon
So. . .
How are you two?
CGB
Tired
Joker Blowtorch
Great!
CGB
Depressed
Joker Blowtorch
Awesome!
CGB
Annoyed
Joker Blowtorch
Happy
CGB
Sad
Joker Blowtorch
hApPy
CGB
Sad
Joker Blowtorch
HAPPY
CGB
Sad
Joker Blowtorch
Please ignore my sobbing
You
ooookay then?
Archery Pigeon
What's your favorite thing you ate today?
You
What kind of question is that?
Archery Pigeon
idk
Joker Blowtorch
I made myself a taco, and it was suuuuuuper good!
You
Nice
What about you CGB?
CGB
I haven't eaten anything today
Archery Pigeon
WHAT?!
But it's like 3:00
Joker Blowtorch
OOOOOOOH!
I'm telling Will!
CGB
Don't you dare!
You
Oh my God, are they starving you at camp or something?
Joker Blowtorch
Dude, chill.
Nico's just weird
CGB
?
Says the one who ran around the dining pavilion waving his hands in the air screaming 'this girl is on fire'
Joker Blowtorch
Hey, it was Jason's fault for leaving me alone with a bowl of jellybeans
CGB
It was your fault for eating them!
Joker Blowtorch
CGB
?
I'm gonna tell Calypso you were being annoying
Joker Blowtorch
CGB
Okay, I'm going to tell her
Joker Blowtorch
Noooooooo
halp
stahp
CGB
Fine, but no more weird reaction pictures
Joker Blowtorch
CGB
Leo, I am outside her cabin door. . .
Joker Blowtorch
Fine, fine!
You
. . .
Archery Pigeon
What is this conversation?
CGB
Leo annoying me
You
Okay. . .?
CGB
My boyfriend is shouting at me for talking to internet strangers and demanding to meet you
can I add him?
Archery Pigeon
YES
YES, YOU CAN!
You
Umm, sure?
Joker Blowtorch
I'm gonna tell Will that you haven't eaten anything todaaay
CGB
Leo don't you dare, or I swear I'm gonna break into your cabin and break Festus
Joker Blowtorch
Festus would barbeque you before you got the chance
CGB
Whatever
I'm adding Will
'CGB' added *** *** **** to 'the weird nicknames chat'
Hello, my name is Will, if you hurt my boyfriend I will steal your kneecaps in your sleep, and throw them into a volcano
You
. . .
IS EVERYONE AT YOUR CAMP THIS SCARY AND VIOLENT?
Ah hah!
Hear that Leo!
This 'Metal Man' dude thinks I'm scary
Joker Blowtorch
Will, you are by no means scary or evil, just stop trying
?
Archery Pigeon
Hey, CGB's boyfriend, who's your favorite avenger?
Hawkeye obviously
He's so cool!
But everybody totally underestimates him!
CGB
Oh boy, here we go again
He can shoot super cool arrows and he's really fast and agile!
And he's literally a spy!
And an assassin!
Joker Blowtorch
Okay, I'm out
see you later guys
CGB
Same, you two can do your nerdy fan-boy thing on your own
You
Yeah, I think I'll go too
See you later
Archery Pigeon
Whatever
I'll listen to your rant
Hawkeye is awesome!
Finally!
Someone who speaks English!
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I sighed. The plan did not go as planned.
Clint had moved down to the living room after we started texting, so I was alone in my lab. (Not lonely, just alone).
I decided to try to hack 'CGB''s boyfriend's phone, maybe his didn't have that stupid dragon on it.
Time skip to after he does some hacking, because I have no clue how to hack a phone, much less write about it.
It turns out his phone didn't have the annoying dragon on it! Either that, or the annoying dragon was a feature he could turn off and on, and he had it turned off.
Once I got past the firewalls, I could easily track his phone, they were in Long Island!
"Yes!" I exclaimed. "I've gotta tell Clint and Steve."
? ﾟﾇﾸ Steve's POV:
I had just gotten back from my run, and I was exhausted. I went to the kitchen to grab a glass of water because I drank all my water in the first half of my run.
When I got to the kitchen I saw Clint sitting on the couch, on his phone, smiling bigger than I thought was humanly possible.
"Umm, what are you doing Clint?" I asked.
"Listening to 'CGB''s boyfriend's rant about how awesome Hawkeye is," Clint replied, his eyes still glued to his phone.
"How'd you get 'CGB''s boyfriend's number?" I asked.
"'CGB' added him to the chat," Clint said.
"Oh," I responded.
Before any of us could say anything else, the elevator dinged, and Tony stepped out looking really happy.
"What happened while I was gone? Why are you two smiling like maniacs?" I asked.
"I found the location of 'CGB', his boyfriend, and 'Joker Blowtorch''s camp!" Tony stated.
"What! Really?" Clint and I exclaimed at the same time.
"Yep," Tony said.
"Where is it?" Clint asked.
"Long Island," Tony said.
"What's in Long Island?" Natasha asked stepping out of the doorway.
"Ah!" Clint yelped in surprise. "You are very good at sneaking up on people."
Natasha rolled her eyes. "Of course I am, I'm a spy." She said.
"We've been texting some kids, they go to a camp, and we just found out the camp is," I said.
"Clint, please tell me this isn't the kid you said you made friends with last week," Natasha said. Clint laughed nervously. Natasha facepalmed. "Why do you need to know where their camp is anyways?" Natasha asked.
"Here, just read through all our texts," Tony said, pulling out his phone, putting it on the group chat, and handing it to Natasha. "But don't you dare do anything else but look through the group chat."
Natasha nodded, scrolling to the top of the chat.
Time skip to ten minutes later when she's done reading through the group chat
"Wow, well that was. . . interesting," Natasha remarked.
"Yeah, but they're nice kids," I said.
"They seem nice, I can see why Clint made friends with them," Natasha said.
"But we need to save them from that camp, and all the other kids there too," Tony said.
"I'm coming with you," Natasha stated.
"What?" Tony said.
"Did I stutter?" Natasha said. "I'm coming with you, and that wasn't a request, it was a statement."
"Coming where?" someone asked from behind Natasha.
"Oh, it's nothing Peter," Tony said.
"We're going to Long Island," Natasha told him.
"Natasha!" Clint exclaimed.
"What?" She asked.
"Why are you going to Long Island?" Peter asked.
"To save some kids," I responded.
"How old are they?" Peter asked.
"Fifteen," Tony said.
"Can I come?" Peter asked.
"No, absolutely not, it's dangerous," Tony said.
"But I'm Spiderman, I'm a superhero, dangerous is like. . . my thing!" Peter argued.
"Yeah Tony, he's Spiderman he can handle it, besides I've been training him, so he'll be better at hand-to-hand combat, which is most likely what they do at the camp," Natasha said.
"What camp?" Peter asked.
"Here, read through the texts," Natasha said, handing Peter Tony's phone.
Another time skip to ten minutes later after Peter finished reading the texts
"They seem cool!" Peter said. "But I don't like that camp place."
"Which is why we're going to save them," I said.
"Can I be added to the chat too?" Peter asked.
"After we save them, yes," Tony replied.
"So, when should we head out," I asked.
"I don't see why we can't leave right now," Natasha said.
"I'll tell Happy to get the hellicarrier ready," Tony said.
"Umm, is Fury gonna be mad that we're just disappearing without telling him?" I asked.
Tony shrugged. "Probably, but we can just say it was an emergency, which it is because we need to save them as soon as possible," he said.
"Right," Clint agreed.
Another time skip to when they're in the hellicarrier because Timmy said so. This is Timmy: ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ
"Do the others know where we are?" I asked.
"Umm, no, I don't think so, but we should probably tell them, so they don't think we got kidnapped or anything," Natasha said.
"I'll text Bucky," I said.
"Okay," Clint said.
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You
Hey Bucky. Natasha, Tony, Clint, Steve, Peter, and I are going to Long Island for a couple of hours, so if you don't see us around the tower don't worry.
Bucky
Okay
Also, why are you going to Long Island?
You
We're going to go save some kids
Bucky
?
You
We've been texting them for a while, and one day one of them let it slip that they try to kill each other at their camp
They won't let us save them though
They won't let us track them, and they won't tell us where their camp is either
but Tony finally found out where their camp is
So we're going to go save them now
Bucky
Oh
cool
You
What?
How is that 'cool'?
Bucky
Idk, good luck saving them
I'll tell the others you're out on a mission
Also, is their camp in any way associated with HYDRA or Red Room?
because that might explain the killing part
You
I don't know
But that would explain the killing part
Hopefully, the camp isn't associated with them though
Bucky
Yeah, that would be a disaster
You
We're almost at the camp so I gtg
bye
Bucky
Bye
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"Okay, I told Bucky to tell the others, he said he will," I said.
"Alright good, because we're here," Natasha said.
"This looks like a rundown barn," Peter remarked.
"Well obviously they wouldn't have a camp where kids try to kill each other out in the open," Tony said.
"It's probably underground or hidden somewhere near here," Clint guessed.
The hellicarrier started lowering to the ground. "Let's go save some kids," I said.