?Peter's POV:
We were on a jet going to the camp, we couldn't take the hellicarrier since Tony crashed it ever so gracefully into a building (We as in Clint, Steve, Tony, Natasha, Bucky, Wanda, and I).
Tony and Clint were sitting at a table, Steve and Bucky were sitting on a couch, and Natasha, Wanda and I were sitting on chairs.
"NOOOO!" Clint yelled.
"What?" Natasha asked.
"I told you, No one can beat me at Uno," Tony said with a smug look on his face.
"This isn't Uno! It's a battle of wills, and strengths, it's a game of betrayal and loss, it's anarchy!" Clint exclaimed.
"Boys," Natasha muttered shaking her head and went back to reading the book she had in her lap.
"Hey Mr Stark," I said.
"Yeah, what is it?" he said.
"I know right now might not be the best time, but do you think you ould add me to the group chat?" I asked.
"Oh, yeah, right. Gimme one sec," he said, pulling out his phone.
(magical time skip to one sec later ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ)
My phone made a little 'ping noise, and I pulled it out.
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
'Metal Man' has added you to 'The weird nicknames chat'
Metal Man
Everyone, this is Peter
He is an innocent cinnamon roll and if you dare hurt him I won't save you
CGB
Can I hurt him so you don't come and save us?
Joker Blowtorch
Yeah, just give up already dude, we don't wanna be saved
You
Why don't you want to be saved?
Joker Blowtorch
We are secret ninja agents working in the cloak of darkness to destroy the government and eat nachos
Archery Pigeon
Umm, what?
Joker Blowtorch
Haha, no
But I am kind of a ninja
HI-YAH
I AM A KARATE MASTER!
CGB
If you were an actual karate master you would know that people don't say 'hi-yah' in karate, they actually say it in taekwondo, which is a Korean form of martial arts
Get your facts right Valdez
sTeEb
You know taekwondo?
Joker Blowtorch
The scary little Italian knows practically every form of Martial arts ever
CGB
Call me a 'Scary little Italian' one more time and you're gonna wake up on top of mount Everest tomorrow morning
Joker Blowtorch
Yes sir, Commander of the Ghost Busters sir!
(￣^￣)ゞ
Metal Man
You are one strange child
Joker Blowtorch
Thank you!
CGB
?￢ﾀﾍ ️
sTeEb
Do you like Mr D?
Joker Blowtorch
What do you mean?
Also, how did you find out about Mr D?
Metal Man
Nico told me about him, and I told everyone else
CGB
Of course you did
sTeEb
I mean, like, what do you think about him
Joker Blowtorch
Meh, he can be very over-dramatic sometimes, and he never gets anybody's name correct
But maybe that's just on purpose so he can annoy us
He also always acts like a drunk dude despite not ever drinking anything
CGB
He would be chugging wine if he was allowed to though
Joker Blowtorch
Facts
Archery Pigeon
I don't think he shouldn't be running a camp for children
Joker Blowtorch
Well neither do I, but my grandpa Big Z was all like 'I'm going to punish you by making you run a camp for kids'
But it kinda feels like he's punishing us
Mr Brunner is nice though
CGB
Mr Brunner is okay, but he makes me socialize with other people other than Will, so I'm a bit mad at him for that.
You
Why don't you want to socialize?
Joker Blowtorch
Because he's that one depressed emo kid every school has
Except he knows how to paralyze you with a broken pencil
So nobody bullies him unless they want a broken collarbone
CGB
True
You
Why do you all have such weird names?
Joker Blowtorch
IT'S THE LAW
DO NOT QUESTION THE LAW
sTeEb
I'm pretty sure it's not the law
Joker Blowtorch
YES IT IS!
Metal Man
Why are you typing like that?
Joker Blowtorch
bEcAuSe I cAn
Archery Pigeon
okay?
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
?Leo's POV:
I was texting on the weird nicknames chat when an idea suddenly popped into my head.
I ran over to Nico's cabin and burst through the door. "Nico! I have an idea!" I exclaimed.
"Ugg, why can't people just knock for once?" he complained.
"We need to lyric prank the group chat!" I said.
Nico raised an eyebrow. "What song?" he asked.
"Let's do Bohemian Rapsody, except we should start on the second verse," I said. "Do you know the lyrics?"
A sly smile appeared on Nico's face. "By heart," he replied.
"Great, let's do this!" I said.
*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *
You
Mama, just killed a man
Archery Pigeon
Wait, what?!
CGB
Put a gun against his head
You
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Metal Man
Are you okay?
CGB
Mama, life had just begun
sTeEb
Okay, now I'm concerned
You
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
CGB
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
What's happening?
Are you saying you murdered someone?
Or are you saying your mom murdered someone?
You
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
CGB
As if nothing really matters
Archery Pigeon
Well this got really depressing really fast
Just like my life!
You
Too late, my time has come
Metal Man
Umm, what?
Are you dying or something?
CGB
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
sTeEb
If your body is aching all the time you should probably get medical attention
You
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Archery Pigeon
You better not be talking about committing suicide
CGB
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
Okay, you guys are really confusing me right now
. . .
wait
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Metal Man
What?
Lol
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
sTeEb
Excuse me?
Metal Man
What?
CGB
I see a little silhouetto of a man
You
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Metal Man
Excuse me?
CGB
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo
You
Gallileo Figaro, magnifico
CGB
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Archery Pigeon
Don't think like that!
You
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Metal Man
Don't encourage him to think that!
Pfft-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Metal Man
Peter!
CGB
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
sTeEb
Do you need a therapist?
Yes
You
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
CGB
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let him go
You
Bismillah! We will not let you go
let me go
CGB
Will not let you go
let me go
Metal Man
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm stupid
Archery Pigeon
What? I am so lost right now.
sTeEb
Same
Lol, you're so clueless
You
Never, never, never, never let me go
sTeEb
Don't worry, we're coming to save you, we won't!
CGB
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Archery Pigeon
No what?
You
Oh, mama mia
Love this part
mama mia
CGB
Mama mia, let me go
You
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
sTeEb
. . .
For me
You
For me
sTeEb
What's happening?
CGB
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Archery Pigeon
What? No!
You
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
sTeEb
Of course not!
Metal Man
Lol
CGB
Oh, baby
Can't do this to me, baby
Archery Pigeon
Umm. . .
You
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Archery Pigeon
I know, we're gonna get you out of that camp as soon as we can
CGB
Nothing really matters
sTeEb
I'm asking again, do you need a therapist?
You
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Metal Man
That's not true
CGB
Nothing really matters to me
You
Any way the wind blows
Archery Pigeon
What?
Seriously, are you guys okay?
CGB
Lol
sTeEb
This is not something to laugh about!
You
HAHAHAHA
Metal Man
I have to admit, this is kinda funny
sTeEb
TONY!
HOW IS THIS FUNNY?
Guys. . .
Archery Pigeon
Yeah?
Archery Pigeon
. . .
sTeEb
oh
You
? ﾟﾤﾣ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CGB
You just got lyric pranked
Archery Pigeon
*Sigh*
You kids seriously made me think that you had severe depression or something
CGB
Who says we don't?
sTeEb
EXCUSE ME?
Archery Pigeon
Our jet is landing, so we have to go, but we will remember this
You
Okay, yeah, bye
?Natasha's POV:
Clint, Steve, Tony, and Peter were on their phones for the rest of the ride. They were probably texting the kids.
I really hoped that the camp wasn't associated with HYDRA or Red Room, we didn't need any more evil organizations to deal with.
The jet landed in an open field, the same felid we landed in last time we came here, except now we had the exact location. Or at least the location of the place where Tony's tracker was. . . destroyed.
"Ready to go save them?" Tony asked.
"Yup," Clint replied, swinging his bow onto his back.
"Let's do this!" Peter exclaimed pulling his mask over his face.
"Ready," Wanda said.
"Mmhm," Steve hummed, ready, with his shield on his back.
Bucky just nodded.
"Right, well the tracker says the camp is somewhere in the woods, so we need to head that way," Tony said.
"Okay, let's go," I replied.
We all started walking towards the woods.
"We're going on a trip in our broken rocketship," Peter sang as we were walking through the fields.
"What?" Steve asked.
"Falling through the sky, I think I'm gonna die," he continued.
"Ooookay?" Steve said, very confused.
We reached the edge of the forest. "I forgot how creepy this place is," Tony said wth disgust.
"Yeah, but your tracker thingy says it's in here, so we should go in no matter how much I feel like I'm being watched by something that wants to kill me," Clint said.
We all walked into the forest, and I would be lying if I said I didn't get creepy vibes when we entered, or as Clint worded it: feeling like I'm being watched by something that wants to kill me.
"We're close, only seventeen thousand feet until we get there," Tony stated.
"And how long is that?" Clint asked.
Tony rolled his eyes. "0.3219697 miles, or 518.16 meters, or 566.6667 yards, or-"
"Okay, that's enough" Clint cut Tony off.
"Well you did ask," Tony said.
"You know what I meant," Clint sighed.
"Did I?" Tony asked with a smirk.
"Yes. You did," Clint said.
Suddenly I heard a twig snap a couple of feet away from us. "Did you guys hear that?" I asked.
"Yeah, I think I did," Bucky said.
"What did I say? I feel like I'm being watched by something that wants to kill me!" Clint exclaimed.
Suddenly a girl with blonde hair and stormy grey eyes jumped out from behind a bush, pointing a medium length sword that looked like it was made out of some sort of. . . bone? at us.
We all jumped up in surprise, someone even let out a loud high pitched shriek *cough* Clint *cough*.
"Who are you, and why are you here?" she asked, glaring at us.
"We could ask you the same questions," Tony said. "What's a kid with an eight-inch sword doing out in the middle of the woods?"
"Who are you, and why are you here?" She demanded again, her glare intensifying.
"We're just trying to find a camp. We need to save some kids. Do you by any chance know where the camp is," Steve replied calmly.
The girl stiffened. "I'm sorry but you won't find any camp here, I suggest you leave this forest now unless you want to be brutally murdered," she said coldly.
Clint snorted. "By you?" he asked sceptically.
"No. Not by me. Not unless you're trying to kill me first. There are other. . . beings in this forest who will eat you alive if you don't leave right now, you're lucky they haven't already attacked you yet," she said.
Tony rolled his eyes. "What is this? A horror movie?" he asked.
The girl laughed. "My life is a horror movie," she said. "So yes. Yes, it is."
"Do you know where the camp is?" I asked.
"No. Now go away," she responded, still pointing her sword at us.
"Do you go to the camp?" I asked.
"No. Also please go away, I'm not in the mood to be interrogated by a group of spandex dances who look like a Halloween shop thew up on them," she said.
"Kid, we know you go to the camp, why else would you be out here," Tony said.
"One, don't call me kid. Two, why I'm out here is none of your concern," she said, glaring at us like we had just killed her puppy.
"You know you can tell us the truth, we won't be mad, or hurt you or anything," Steve said softly.
The girl with the sword facepalmed. "Oh. My. Gods. Please leave," she said.
"Is that what you're worried about? Did the people at your camp threaten you or something?" Peter asked.
The girl yelled in frustration. "No! There is no camp here! Go! Leave! Evacuate this area! Shoo! Be gone!"
"We are not leaving this forest until we save the kids," Bucky said.
"Listen here-"
"Annabeth?" a voice called, cutting her off.
She sighed. "Yes Nico?" she called back.
"Percy wants to know where you are," the voice shouted.
"Why?" she asked.
"Something about go-fish and being invincible, and I think he also mentioned peanut butter, I dunno, I wasn't really listening," the voice called.
The girl sighed and shook her head. "He is such a seaweed brain," she muttered.
"Seaweed brain? "Clint asked.
"Who was that?" The voice asked.
"Just some random spandex dancers that got lost in the woods," she said.
We heard footsteps coming closer and soon a boy appeared from behind a tree.
"Ugh," he said. "Not you again."
?Nico's POV:
Not them again! I thought.
"I thought I told you camp was safe!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah, well clearly you were lying," Metal Man said.
"Aren't you Tony Stark? The genius?" I asked.
"Yeah," he said.
"Well then why are you so stupid?" I asked.
"That's a question I ask him every day," A woman with red hair and a gun muttered.
Archery Pigeon snickered.
"Look, we put a camera on that Leo kid, and we saw that Mr D person, and if he's the one who runs the camp, then we can only imagine what the actual camp looks like," the man with curly hair and glasses from the tower said.
"Okay, first: yeah, maybe the camp could use a better director. And second: YOU DID WHAT?" I yelled.
"We were just trying to help you," sTeEb said.
I sighed. "This is all Will's fault!" I exclaimed.
"Why is someone putting a camera on Leo your boyfriend's fault?" Annabeth asked.
"Because if Will hadn't been all 'safety first' and 'no talking to strangers' and 'I'm gonna steal your phone because I don't want you to get hurt', Leo wouldn't have helped him steal my phone, and he wouldn't have texted Metal Man, and he wouldn't have let it slip that we try to kill each other at camp!" I said.
Annabeth narrowed her eyes. "I am going to go kill Will," she declared, running off.
"Wait! This may be his fault but I still don't want a dead boyfriend! I don't think you can kiss a ghost!" I yelled, running after her.
At this point I had forgotten Metal Man and co. were there, so as I ran after Annabeth, I didn't notice them following behind me.
? ﾟﾇﾸSteve's POV:
To say I was concerned is an understatement.
I mean, Nico had just run off to stop a girl from killing his boyfriend! (Wow, that sounds weird out of context.) Who am I kidding? It sounded weird in context!
So, we did the reasonable thing to do in that situation. We ran after them.
Now, when I say they ran fast, I mean they ran fast. We almost lost them twice. It didn't look like either of them noticed we were following after them, which is surprising because we were panting very loudly.
Suddenly they just disappeared, like they ran through an invisible wall.
"What?" Clint said.
"Where did they go?" Wanda asked.
"I don't know," Buck said.
"Is there a sort of invisible wall or barrier here?" I said.
Tony walked up to the spot where they disappeared, only to be pushed back by some kind of invisible force, landing on his butt. "What the heck?" he said.
"Stand back," Natasha said, pulling out a giant gun from a hidden pocket in her boot.
"How did you- you know what? I'm not even going to question it," I said.
"Yeah, it's best not to question these kinds of things, it's Natasha," Clint said.
Natasha pulled the trigger on the gun, but the bullet just ricocheted off of the invisible wall.
"Wow, this thing is really strong," Bruce remarked.
"Yeah," Tony agreed.
"How are we going to get through?" Bucky asked.
?Conner Stoll's POV:
Travis and I were rolling around on the ground, laughing like hyenas at the hilarious scene that was unfolding before us.
The Avengers. The world's mightiest mortal heroes were trying (and failing miserably) to get through the camp border. "They're so clueless it's almost painful to watch," Travis said in between laughs.
"Yeah, painful for my side because I'm laughing so hard," I exclaimed.
We finally calmed down, but then Captin America tried to break the border by punching it, and we doubled over in another fit of laughter.
"What in Hades are you two doing?" Piper asked, walking past us.
"Laughing at the world's mightiest mortal heroes try to get past the border," I said.
"WHAT?" Piper exclaimed, clearly not as amused at the situation as we were. "I can't believe they followed us here!"
"Wait, they followed you?" Travis asked, very confused.
"Yeah. Long story short, they kidnapped Nico and we went to go save him, ending up in us fighting them," Piper exclaimed.
"Aw man! Why does Nico always get all the adventure?" I whined.
"Nico got kidnapped. Why are you jealous?" Piper asked.
"Well maybe I wouldn't be jealous if he was kidnapped by normal mortals, but the freaking AVENGERS? How could I not be jealous?" I said.
Piper sighed. "I need to go sort this out," she mumbled, walking towards the border. "And don't you two DARE even think about following me," she added.
Travis and I rolled our eyes. "Fine," I said.
"That's good," she sighed.
We watched as she passed through the border.
"We're totally not gonna listen to her, are we?" Travis asked.
"Pfft, of course not," I said.
We both grinned at each other.
?Bucky's POV:
We had tried blasting and punching and stabbing the invisible wall with every weapon we had, and every time, they ricocheted off of it, like some kind of super-strong rubber.
"Maybe we could look for another entrance?" Steve suggested.
"Yeah, we should do that," Natasha agreed.
But just as we started walking in the other direction, the girl with kaleidoscope eyes walked out of the invisible wall, like it didn't exist.
We all stopped and looked at her with wide eyes.
"Holy-"
"Language," Steve cut Tony off.
"Holy language?" the girl asked.
"How did you get through that invisible wall?" Steve asked.
The girl sighed. "Can I tell the truth?" she asked, looking up at the sky.
Thunder rumbled up above. She nodded. "Okay, thanks," she said.
"What was that?" Tony asked.
The girl smirked. "My permission to introduce you to my world," she said.
"What?" I asked.
She rolled her eyes. "You'll see," she said.
I have a strange feeling about this. I thought.