Loud House Funisodes

by Yaakov Lubin

Have you ever had fun, while watching an episode of The Loud House? Have you ever felt like your watching a Loud House episode, while reading a story? Well, that's what this is, a series of stories that are fun to read and feel like your watching an actual episode of the hit T.V. show.

6. Chapter 6

The Loud House:

Lincoln, Lincoln in the Hall, Who's the Most Cutest of them all?

A Fanfiction Story by Yaakov Lubin

Disclaimer: I am not the writer for The Loud House. All rights belong to Chris Savino and Nickelodeon.

Our story beings at Royal Woods Middle school…actually the Royal Woods Middle School Trailer, home of Mr. Bolhofner's class. We then cut to the inside where…

Mr. Bolhofner: "Shut up! Your so annoying!" (In front of his class by the chalk board): "All right class before the bell rings and ends the school day, I would like to remind you again that…"

School Bell: "Ring!"

: "Never mind, you should all know it by now."

But as the students started to leave, Brownie walks up to Lincoln.

Brownie (Waves at him): "Hey Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Hey Brownie, crazy day we had, right?"

Brownie: "Yeah…umm…can I ask you a question?"

Lincoln (With a smile): "Sure."

Brownie: "Do you think I'm cute?"

Lincoln (Taken aback by this): "I'm sorry, but can you say that again please?"

Brownie: "Do you think I'm cute?"

Lincoln: "As cute…are you asking me that, if I like you, I think your cute…or just cute as I would say to a friend or one of my sisters?"

Brownie: "Just cute-cute."

Lincoln: "Oh, in that case, yeah. I think your pretty cute."

Brownie (With a big smile): "Thanks!" (Starts to leave): "Later!"

Lincoln: "See you around."

With his bag in hand, Lincoln leaves the trailer and goes into the school to his locker.

Lincoln (Opens up the locker and starts to take out his stuff): "Hmmm"

Cookie (Walks up to the boy): "Hi Lincoln!"

Lincoln (Closes his locker): "What's up Cookie?"

Cookie: "Nothing much…Say, can I ask you a question?"

Lincoln: "Lay it on me."

Cookie: "Do you think I'm cute?"

Lincoln: "Umm…as in I like you cute or just cute-cute?"

Cookie (Bopps his nose with her finger): "Cute-cute silly!"

Lincoln (Starches his head): "Well…you are cute-cute. And your also sweet."

Cookie: "Aww! Thanks!" (Takes out a cookie): "Have a cookie."

Lincoln (Takes it): "Ummm…thanks."

Cookie (Skips away): "Bye!"

Lincoln: "That's weird." (Looks up at the readers): "Cookie just asked me the exact same question as Brownie did."

Molly (Walks up to him): "Hey Lincoln!"

Lincoln (Turns to her): "Hi Molly."

Molly: "Question…do you think I'm cute?"

Lincoln: "Uhh…"

Molly: "And I don't mean you like me cute…just cute-cute."

Lincoln: "I would say cute-cute. But do you think…"

Molly (Runs off): "Later!"

Lincoln: "Man! What's going on today?"

Girl Jordan (Taps his shoulder): "Hi Linky."

Lincoln (Turns around): "Hey Girl Jordan."

Girl Jordan: "Do you mind, if I ask you a question."

Lincoln: "Not at all. But does it have to do if you're…"

Girl Jordan (Does a twirl): "Do you think I'm cute?"

Lincoln: "Sigh…as in I like you cute or just cute-cute?"

Girl Jordan (Makes a cute face as she bats her eyes): "Cute-cute."

Lincoln: "I should've known…you're cute-cute."

Girl Jordan (Pinches Lincoln's cheek): "You're so sweet!" (Stops and starts to walk): "Bye!"

After rubbing his cheek, Lincoln walks through the school doors, but before he could continue to the bus stop, he could hear some people whispering…

Lincoln: "Huh?" (Follows the sounds to a…): "A giant rock? When did…" (Shrugs and starts to clime it): "Never mind."

When Lincoln got to the top, he looks down and…

Mollie: "I can't believe it! Lincoln said we were all cute."

Girl Jordan: "But we need him to tell us, who the cutest girl is."

Cookie: "Actually, he also told me that I'm sweet. So that should automatically declare me the cutest girl in school."

Brownie: "That doesn't count!"

Jordan Girl: "I guess we'll have to find out tomorrow then."

Mollie: "Boy, Loud better know what's he doing…" (Punches her hand): "Or else!"

Lincoln: "…"

We then cut to the Loud House, where we see the sole brother is now sitting at the kitchen table, sadly eating a homemade ice-cream-sundae.

Luna (Walks in): "Hey Bro." (Notices that something is wrong): "Is everything okay?" (Takes a seat): "You look bummed."

Lincoln: "Sigh!" (Looks up at his sister): "Maybe you can help me, Luna."

Luna (With a smile): "Sure! What's up?"

Lincoln: "Well…there are some classmates of mine…girl classmates…and…they're having this competition to see who's the cutest girl in school is…"

Luna: "Go on."

Lincoln: "And they nominated me to be the one to declare who that lucky girl is…you know…like a judge. But they did it behind my back! They didn't even ask me, if I wanted to do it. Now not only I have to make a choice, but if I don't, I might get…who knows what?! And it might still happen to me anyway because I'm sure the other girls will be furious at me for not choosing them!"

Luna (Taking this all in): "Bro…that's brutal."

Lincoln (Puts his head down): "I just don't know what to do."

Luna: "Why don't you just tell these girls how you feel Linc?"

Lincoln: "I'm not really sure they will listen, some of them can be pretty competitive, especially Girl Jordan."

Luna (Gets an idea): "Then…How about you tell them that they're all the cutest girls in school? And instead of competing against each, they should just share the title."

Lincoln (Raises an eyebrow): "Are you really sure that would work?"

Luna (Gives her brother a smile of confidence): "Trust me bro! When it comes to middle school, it's best to play it safe and that not try to push to many buttons."

Lincoln (With a smile): "Thanks Luna."

Luna: "Any time. Mind sharing that sundae with me?"

Lincoln: "Sure!"

With that Luna grabs a spoon and the two kids start to dig in.

Luna and Lincoln: "Mmmmm…"

Let's time skip to the next day shall we, as we see Lincoln is about to enter the broadcasting room, where he and his friends do their T.V. broadcast that is aired throughout the entire school…

Girl Jordan: "Hey Lincoln!"

Lincoln (Turns to her): "Hey Jord…Woah!"

Much to the boy's shock, not only are the four girls that he interacted with the previous day before, they are now wearing completely different outfits compared to the ones they usually wear. For Girl Jordan, she has a long white sleeve shirt on with a black skirt, white long tube socks and black buckle shoes on her feet, and a happy flower beret in her hair. Mollie's outfit is a red sleeves knee dress, with sunglasses on her head, and blacks boots on her feet. Next is Brownie, she has on a pink long sleeve crop top with blue jeans and sandals, and has a long scarf around her neck. Last, but not least is Cookie, she is wearing a violet summer dress with a pattern of cookies that are shape like hearts all over it, a white sunhat on her head, white high feels on her feet, and flower bracelets on each of her wrists.

Mollie: "What do you think Loud?"

Lincoln: "You all look…" (With a weak smile): "…pretty nice."

Cookie: "Out of all of us here, who you say is the cutest?"

Lincoln (Moving his eyes back and forth nervously): "Well...if you ask me…all of you are the cutest girls I've ever seen at this school."

Brownie (Getting annoyed): "But who is the absolute cutest?"

Mollie: "You can't choose all of us!"

Girl Jordan: "Say Linky…" (Puts a hand on his shoulder): "I have an idea. Why don't you announce your decision on today's broadcast?"

Lincoln: "Sorry Jordan…" (Wipes her hand away): "I can't do that. You see, the Action News Team is only allowed to announce news that is important and worthwhile. What you guys are asking for, is not."

Stella (Pops her head through the door): "Lincoln, come on! We're about to start."

Lincoln (Goes through the door): "I have to go now." (Closes the door): "Bye!"

Mollie: "Oh…this isn't over Loud!"

Cookie (Stomps her foot): "Not by a long shot! Ow!" (Holds her foot): "Stupid shoes!"

Unfortunately for the Loud boy, these girls are true to their words, as we start a montage...where no matter where Lincoln goes to, one of those girls are there too, and they keep asking the same exact question they were asking him before. Pretty soon, things start to escalate even more, as each girl tries to win over Lincoln's favor by either giving him nice compliments, doing kind gestures, or even straight up bribing him with either money or food. Just so he can give the answer to end their competition... which in fact is at its peak, as Lincoln deicides to retreat into the boy's bathroom, which he knows for a fact that the girls are forbidden to follow him...as we see Mollie, Girl Jordan, Brownie, and Cookie are around the door waiting for the young man to come out.

Girl Jordan: "Great..."

In the bathroom...

Lincoln (Hiding in a stall): "Man! I can't catch a break today!"

Lincoln's Phone: "Ring tone!"

Lincoln (Picks up the phone): "Hello?"

Luna (On the other end): "Hey Bro!"

Lincoln: "Luna?"

Luna: "Yeah…I had this strange feeling that you were in some kind of trouble. So, I'm calling to see, if your all right."

Lincoln: "I'm so glad you did Luna."

Luna: "Why? Did something happen?"

One explanation later…

Luna (Feeling guilty): "Oh, Linc! I am so sorry ."

Lincoln: "Why are you sorry?"

Luna: "Because I gave you such bad advice."

Lincoln: "No Luna, your advice was good. It's just…these girls didn't seem to agree with it." (Realizes something): "And …they're threatening me over something so…" (Getting upset): "…petty."

Luna: "Is everything okay bro?"

Lincoln: "Look Luna, I'll have to call you back."

Luna: "Lincoln…wait! What are you go…"

But before Luna could finish, Lincoln hangs up the phone and exits the bathroom, where his four female classmates are still surrounding the door.

Cookie: "Well Lincoln, whose it going to be?"

Mollie: "And you better chose…" (Punches her hand again): "…if you know what's good for you!"

Lincoln: "Okay, that is it! I'm tired of getting pushed around by you guys! Look…I know this is important to you guys, but…" (Face now completely red, as steam starts to spew out of his ears): "Argh!"

Mollie, Cookie, Girl Jordan, and Brownie (All shocked): "Huh!"

Lincoln: "I been threatened to be beaten up so many times…Heck! I got trashed by some eight-graders just because they were older than me…but...what you have been doing, it hurts way worse than that… over something so petty! I know were not officially friends with each other, but…you guys are going against me! You didn't even consider asking me first, if I even wanted to be a judge for this competition of yours."

Girl Jordan (Rubs her arm in embarrassment): "Oh…"

Mollie (Starts to feel ashamed): "Look Lincoln…we're really sorry…"

Lincoln: "Oh! Now you're sorry! Just a minute ago Mollie, you were threatening me to choose who's the cutest girl in school is. And even if I did choose, you would probably beat me up anyway in case I didn't pick you." (Points his finger at the rest of them): "That's probably what all of you we're going to do!"

Cookie (Looks away): "No…"

Brownie: "Lincoln…I shouldn't have…"

Lincoln: "But you did!"

With not having anything else to say, Lincoln makes his leave...Later at the school arcade…

Lincoln (Playing a fighting game to blow off some steam): "I should have done that from the beginning."

Girl Jordan (Walks up to him, with her friends right behind): "Umm…hi Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Augh! What now?!"

Mollie: "Look…we're very sorry for pushing you around like that."

Brownie: "We really are."

Cookie: "It just…middle school is so much different than elementary school. A lot of kids seem to judge us by our looks and…"

Girl Jordan: "We kind of let that get to our heads. But that shouldn't excuse us for what we did."

Brownie: "We hurt your feelings and…almost ended our friendship with each other."

Mollie: "Just because we wanted to be the cutest girl in school."

Cookie: "We wouldn't blame you, if you never forgive us."

Girl Jordan: "But we wanted to let you know that we're going to try a lot harder not to get carried away like that again and try to be more considerate to other people's feelings."

Lincoln: "…"

Cookie: "I guess we'll leave you alone now. But first…" (Takes off her heels): "Ahh…much better."

We then cut back to the Loud House…

Lincoln (Walks through the door): "I'm sure glad that's over."

Luna (Runs up to him): "Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Hey Luna."

Luna: "I was so worried about you, bro! Did they hurt you?"

Lincoln (With a smile): "I'm fine Luna."

Luna: "What happened?"

Lincoln: "Can I tell you later? I'm emotionally drained right now."

Luna: "Oh…okay. You can just call me when you're ready."

Lincoln (Gives his sister a hug): "Thanks for looking out for me Luna."

Luna: "Aww! You're welcome Linc."

Once they break up the hug, Lincoln makes his way up the stairs to his room…

Jackie: "Omigosh!" (Runs up and engulfs the boy into a hug): "Leni! Your little bro is, like, totes, adorable!"

Leni (Walks over): "I know, right?" (Starts to tickle her brother's side): "Especially when you do this!"

Lincoln: "Hgm…Leni…Hahaha!" (Starts to blush): "Quiet it! Hahaha…"

Jackie and Leni: "Aww!"

With his face fully red…this time out of embarrassment, Lincoln breaks free and escapes into his room, slamming the door behind.

Lincoln (Looks at the readers): "Trust me…after the day I just had. Cute, is the last thing I want to be called."

The end

Yaakov Lubin: Hey everyone, I just want to give a special thank you and shout out to JBlaser for helping me design the outfits for this story, feel free to check this guy this guy out with this link: u/12630898/ .

Next set of Funisodes- My Fear-Mentor, Play-Date, and Sleep-Out.