-Annoying Skeleton and Questions-
We see Naruto and Frisk walk through the gate exiting the ruins into a forest that is covered in snow. "How is it snowing underground?" Naruto asks aloud.
"I don't know magic or something, the underground is quite big for being under a mountain" Chara explains.
"Wait, we are under a mountain!?" Naruto yells in his head.
"We are right here, you don't need to yell young man" Kushina admonished.
"Y-yeah I'd l-like to k-know to." Frisk says, smiling as she starts playing in the snow making Naruto smile.
"After everything that has happened in the last hour she needs this, she seems to be happy. Now going over that fight, how did I do that? I don't have Fire or Lightning nature chakra plus that lightning was red, was that what they keep calling magic?" Naruto thinks, but then he sees something flash in the bush out of the corner of his eye. "What is that?" He thinks, as he walks over to the bush He looks and sees a hidden camera. "Are we being watched?" He thinks.
"Maybe I mean humans used to have magic." Chara explains.
"But I'm not from your world. I have chakra." Naruto responds.
"Naruto chakra is of the body and mind, magic seems of the soul." Kushina explains her thoughts.
"Maybe we will have to see." Naruto says.
"H-Hey Naruto, w-what are y-you doing, I-is something w-wrong?" Frisk asks.
"No, nothing's wrong, just thought I heard a rabbit." Naruto lies. "I don't want to scare or stress her out." He thinks. "Let's go Frisk." He says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as they head further away from the Ruins. After walking for a few minutes Frisk notices a large, thick branch. "H-Hey Naruto d-do you t-think we c-could use t-this branch?" she asks, as he looks to see her trying to pick up the branch.
"Frisk leave it be it's useless." Naruto says, chuckling.
"A-Alright." Frisk says, as they continue walking they hear something snap. They look back and see that the branch is snapped in two. "N-Naruto w-what w-was t-that?!" She asks, scared.
"I, I don't know. Let's just keep going, but stay close and keep an eye out." Naruto says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as they continue walking but as they pass a pair of twin trees she sees a shadow. "N-Naruto, t-there's s-so-something I-in b-between t-th-those t-two t-tr-trees!" She says, as he looks at the two trees but doesn't see anything. "B-But I k-know I saw s-something." She says.
"It's alright that proves it, we're being followed." Naruto says taking her hand and they start walking faster, and Naruto sends out a pulse of chakra. "How the hell is it hiding from me?!" He thinks, as they see a bridge. "I'll go first." He says but before he can even take a step they hear snow behind them crunching and then the footsteps stop and Naruto can tell this creature is right behind Frisk who he can tell is trembling in fear.
"Humans, don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand." They hear, as they turn around and see a short skeleton with a dimpled smile, large eye sockets, and perfectly aligned teeth, he's wearing an unzipped blue hoodie, a white t-shirt, black shorts with white stripes, and a pair of pink slippers and he has his hand stuck out for a handshake.
"What the fuck, is that a skeleton?!" Naruto thinks. "Wait a minute, how did he sneak around my senses?" He thinks, as he lets out a pulse of chakra. "What the hell, I can sense him now." He thinks annoyed.
"Is that a skeleton?!" Frisk thinks terrified.
"Humans, are either of you going to shake my hand?" The skeleton asks.
"As if either of us would be stupid enough." Naruto thinks but then he sees Frisk reaches out to shake his hand. Before he can say anything she grasps the skeleton's hand and surprising both of them hear a loud fart sound. The skeleton sees that Naruto is deadpanned with an eyebrow twitching, but they are both surprised when Frisk starts giggling and then the skeleton starts to laugh.
{OST: Sans}
"The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny. Anyways, you two are humans right? That's hilarious. I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But... you know... I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother, papyrus... he's a human-hunting fanatic. Actually I think that's him over there. I have an idea. Go through this gate thingy. Yeah go right through. My bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone." Sans says.
"Okay." Naruto says not as tense but still on guard, but with a smile.
"R-Right." Frisk says, trying to get her giggling under control.
Sans points at Frisk. "Quick, behind that conveniently shaped lamp, and um you maybe behind that checkpoint." He says pointing at Naruto.
"That's alright." Naruto says, as he uses Henge and turns into a rock causing sans to blink in surprise. They both then see a tall skeleton who they both suspect is Papyrus, his skull is more vertical and geometric than Sans's. His outfit includes a white chest plate with gold trim, orange gloves with golden trim, blue briefs with a golden belt, and knee-high, orange boots. He's also wearing a short orange-red cape scarf thing.
{OST: Nyeh Heh Heh!}
"Sup, bro." Sans says hiding his momentary shock.
"You know what's sup brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't… recalibrated your puzzles! You just hang around outside your station! What are you even doing?!" Papyrus yells.
"Staring at this lamp and rock, they're really cool. Do you wanna look?" Sans asks.
"What the hell is he doing!?" Naruto thinks slightly pissed.
"Language!" exclaimed Kushina.
"No! I don't have time for that!What if a Human comes through here!? I want to be ready! I will be the one! I must be the one! I will capture a Human! Then, I, the Great Papyrus…will get all the things I utterly deserve! Respect… Recognition! I will finally be able to join the Royal Guard! People will ask to be my Friend! I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning! " Papyrus yells.
"Hmm… Maybe this lamp or rock will help you." Sans says.
"Who's side is he on?!" Naruto wonders.
"No clue." Chara comments.
"Sans! You are not helping! You Lazybones! All you do is sit and boondoggle! You get lazier and lazier every day!" Papyrus yells.
"Hey take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today. A skele-ton." Sans says.
"…no just no." Naruto thinks.
"Yessss, come join the puny side, we have chocolate!" Chara exclaims happily.
"Sans!" Papyrus screams but thinks that the lamp is giggling.
"Come on. You're smiling." Sans says.
"I am and I hate it! *sigh* Why does someone as great as me… Have to do so much to gain recognition." Papyrus says unhappy.
"Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone." Sans jokes to cheer he's brother up.
"Ugh! I will attend to my puzzles… As for your work, put a little more… Backbone into it!" Papyrus yells chuckling as he runs back the way he came.
{OST: Snowy}
"Ok, you can come out now. " Sans says.
"What was that, whose side are you on? You kept pretty much telling him where we were!" Naruto yells, but before Sans can say anything Frisk busts into giggles making both of them smile. "By the way my name is Naruto Uzumaki." He says.
"I-I'M Frisk, n-nice to m-meet you." Frisk says, after she gets her giggling under control.
"Right, nice to meet you both." Sans says. "That was a neat trick you used Naruto, How did you do that?" Sans asks.
"Sorry but my abilities are something I don't like to talk about. It leads to me thinking of my past which is something I abhor thinking about." Naruto says, and Sans sees nothing but sadness and pain.
"Well that's alright." Sans says, as the two go to walk off. "Wait, I hate to bother you both. Can you do me a favor? My brother's been kind of down lately. He's never seen a human before. Seeing you just might make his day. Don't worry, he's not dangerous. Even if he tries to be, thanks a million. I'll be up ahead." He says walking away in the wrong direction.
"Frisk under no circumstances should you ever anger Sans, you may not be able to feel it but he hides it well, he is very powerful." Naruto says very serious. "Don't get me wrong, he is friendly; just don't get on his bad-side." He says.
"R-Right." Frisk says and before long they find another one of those save-points.
"Really another one of these?!" Naruto says, reaching his hand out to the save-point. (The convenience of that lamp still fills you with determination.) [Naruto LV?] and [Frisk LV 1] Snowdin – Box Road File Saved. *Sigh* "Let's go." Naruto says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as they start to walk they see a box with a sign beside it and Naruto reads it out loud.
"This is a box; you can put an item or take an item out. The same box will appear later so don't worry about coming back. Sincerely, a box lover." Naruto reads. "Well that's weird." He says. "But I'm pretty sure that my seals are better for this." He thinks, but he takes a look anyway and sees a pair of leather gloves. "I don't think Frisk would care about these." He thinks. "Frisk, do you want these gloves?" He asks.
"N-No." Frisk says.
"Alright." Naruto says as he puts the gloves on, but then they are startled when their souls appear and then what looks like a giant duck shaped like a snowflake. "Not another monster, at least it doesn't seem tough." He thinks.
{OST: Enemy Approaching}
"You better not snow-flake out." The monster says, as crescent shaped ice blades shoot towards them but none of them are close to hitting their mark. Making Naruto laugh at how bad the aim was, where-as Frisk is actually laughing at the pun the monster made. But they're both surprised when the monster smiles and walks off saying something along the lines of 'See dad I am funny'.
{OST: Snowy}
"Well that was a bit strange." Naruto says picking up some G off the ground but then he notices a fishing pole with something on it. "What's that?" He thinks, as he and Frisk make their way over to it. They see that it's a picture of a particularly weird looking monster and on the back are a phone number and a small note reading 'Call me! Here's my number!'. "Well this guy sure is desperate." He says and smiles when Frisk starts giggling.
"I'll say!" Frisk says giggling.
"She didn't even stutter that time." Naruto thinks smiling.
"She is getting better, more confident, she is slowly recovering." Kushina says happily.
"Let's go." He says.
"R-Right." She says.
"And it's back." He thinks smiling
"Baby steps musuko, baby steps." Kushina explains.
As they continue on their way going back to the box and then heading left seeing Sans and Papyrus up ahead. "How'd he get in front of us if he went in the opposite direction of us?" He asks, utterly confused.
"Y-Yeah." Frisk says confused they then realize that they've been noticed.
{OST: Nyeh Heh Heh!}
"So, as I was saying about Undyne…" Papyrus says but then he notices Naruto and Frisk then looks at Sans who is looking at them, but then the two of them continue to go one of the two looking at them and then his brother progressively faster to the point that they start spinning until they are both looking the opposite way of Naruto and Frisk.
"What the fuck?" Naruto as well as everyone in his head thinks trying not to deadpan, where-as Frisk is starting to giggle.
"Sans! Oh my god! Are those… humans!?" Papyrus yells.
"Uhhhh… Actually, I think that's a rock." Sans says.
"Oh." Papyrus says simply.
"Hey, what're those in front of the rock?" Sans asks, of course knowing.
"Oh my god! Are… are those humans?" Papyrus asks, Sans.
"Yes." Sans says.
"Oh my god! Sans! I finally did it! Undyne will… I'm gonna… I'll be so… Popular! Popular! Popular!" Papyrus yells and then clears his throat. "Humans! You shall not pass this area! I The Great Papyrus will stop you! I will then capture you! You will be delivered to the Capital! Then… then! I'm not sure what's next. In any case! Continue… only if you dare!" Papyrus yells then runs the opposite direction laughing.
{OST: Snowy}
"Well, that went well. Don't sweat it kids. I'll keep an eye-socket out for ya." Sans says walking after Papyrus.
Naruto looks over at Frisk. "I wish that Jutsu wasn't a one-time use." He thinks. *Sigh* "The people we're meeting just keep getting weirder." He says.
"A-And funnier." Frisk says, finally getting her giggling under control, making Naruto smile.
"Okay let's go." Naruto says, as they both walk forward until the phone Naruto has starts ringing. (It's probably Toriel.) Naruto thinks answering the phone. "Hello." He says.
"U-uhhh… Oh my god, help. I'd like to order a… Um… A pizza…? With, uh… the toppings are, uh… I have them copied, I'll just paste them to you." They hear.
"What the fuck was that?" Naruto asks, completely confused.
"I-I'm just a-as confused a-as you." Frisk says.
They go to move forward but then their souls pop up again. A small humanoid figure made of snow with a disproportionately large head appears. It has large, sunken eyes and a rotating, drill-like nose; it's wearing a hat made of ice.
{OST: Enemy Approaching}
"That's the stupidest hat I've ever seen." Naruto says.
{OST: Snowy}
"W-w-what d-did y-you s-s-say?!" The monster asks.
"I said that's the stupidest hat I've ever seen in my life." Naruto seethes out, and the monster just runs off.
"I-I think y-you hurt h-his feelings." Frisk says.
"Can't help it, I'm getting severely annoyed with all these monsters jumping out at us. *Sigh* I'm seriously starting to think about releasing a constant stream of Killing Intent to stop them." Naruto says annoyed. "Let's just get going." He says, as they walk ahead and see another sentry station, this one having some type of design based on a dog. Along with a sign that reads 'Absolutely No Moving!'. "Okay!?" He thinks confused, as they walk in front of the sentry station it's only thanks to his enhanced senses that Naruto hears movement coming from within the sentry station. A monster pops up; he appears to be a bipedal dog monster. He's wearing a cotton-candy-pink muscle shirt with a picture of a dog on the front, a ninja-like mask, and leopard-print stretch pants. He also has a brown belt, and white tail. His lower paws appear bare.
"Did something move? Was it my imagination? I can only see moving things. If something was moving… for example, a human… I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!" The monster says, as their souls appear.
{OST: Enemy Approaching}
Naruto is going over everything that the monster said. (Everything he said sounds like gibberish.) He thinks but then he realizes something. "Frisk don't move." Naruto whispers.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as the monster starts flailing his arms which are holding two shortswords but neither of them moves. Naruto then appears beside the monster and pets it on the head, surprising it.
{OST: Snowy}
"What! I've been pet!" The monster says, as he disappears back under the station.
*Sigh* "I think I'm gonna lose my mind before we get out of this mountain." Naruto thinks very annoyed, picking up some G. "Come on." He says, as they move forward seeing Sans up ahead.
"Hey you two, there's something important I want you two to remember. My brother has a very 'special attack'. If you see a blue attack, don't move it won't hurt you. Here's an easy way to keep it in mind. Imagine a stop sign. When you see a stop sign, you 'stop', right. Stop signs are red. So imagine a blue stop sign instead. Simple, right? When fighting, think about 'blue stop signs'." Sans says.
"Okay thanks." Naruto says, as they keep walking, they see a sign that reads 'North: Ice, South: Ice, West: Ice, East: Town of Snowdin… and Ice'. "Well at least we know where the nearest town is." He says looking North and sees a snowman on the edge of a cliff. "What the hell?" He thinks, as they head east as the sign says and sees… Sans and Papyrus. Both Naruto and Frisk look back behind them and… don't see Sans. "How the hell does he do that!?" Naruto yells.
"I-It is p-pretty annoying." Frisk says.
{OST: Nyeh Heh Heh!}
"You're so lazy! You were napping all night!" Papyrus yells.
"That's called sleeping." Naruto and Frisk and company think at the same time.
"I think that's called… sleeping." Sans says.
"Excuses, excuses!" Papyrus says and then notices Naruto and Frisk. "Oh-ho! The humans arrive! In order to stop the two of you… My brother and I have created some puzzles! I think you will find this one… Quite shocking! For you see, this is the invisible… Electricity maze!When you touch the walls of this maze, this orb will administer a hearty zap! Sound like fun? Because! The amount of fun you will probably have, is actually rather small I think." He says.
"Oh shit." Naruto thinks.
"Ok, you can go ahead now." Papyrus says.
"Alright Frisk you stay here, I'll figure this." Naruto says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as Naruto takes a step forward only for Papyrus to get electrocuted.
"Sans! What did you do?!" Papyrus yells.
"I think the humans have to hold the orb." Sans says.
"Oh, okay." Papyrus says simply, as walks through the maze showing the safe path in the snow. Naruto is trying to not deadpan at how stupid Papyrus and then notices that he's standing right in front of him.
"Damn he's tall." Naruto thinks simply.
"He's taller than Jiraiya!" Kushina exclaimed.
"Hold this please!" Papyrus says placing the orb into Naruto's hand and runs back to Sans. "Okay, try now!" He says.
"This puzzle might have actually given us trouble, had Papyrus not given us the path." Naruto thinks in a praising manner, as he grabs Frisk's hand and they both walk through the maze, none of them noticing the blush on Frisk's face.
"Incredible! You slippery snails! You solved it so easily… too easily! However! The next puzzle will not be easy! It is designed by my brother Sans! You will surely be confounded! I know I am!" Papyrus yells and then starts floating backwards laughing.
"I highly doubt that, and also how could someone be so stupid?" Naruto thinks and then flashbacks of how he used to be appear in his mind. "Okay I might've been asking for that one." He thinks now feeling like an idiot.
"Yes you have your darker self has been showing your mother and I your life, and can i say what a shitshow. *slap* ow what was that for!?" Chara exclaims looking towards Kushina.
"Language young lady!"
"I've been dead longer than you were alive."
"Did you grow up after you died? ...no? Then watch your language!"
{OST: Snowy}
"Hey, thanks… my brother seems like he's having fun. By the way, did you see that weird outfit he's wearing? We made that a few weeks ago for a costume party. He hasn't worn anything since… keeps calling it his 'Battle Body'. Man, isn't my brother cool?" Sans asks.
"Y-Yes, he's a-also really f-funny." Frisk says.
"Yeah, it kind of reminds me of myself." Naruto says, and they both look at him and see the far-off look in his eyes.
"He must've been different than he is now at one time." Frisk thinks. "C-Can we g-go on a-ahead?" She asks.
"Of course." Naruto says, as they start walking again but stop quickly. "Is that an Ice Cream stand?" He thinks but is surprised when he feels Frisk tugging on his sleeve; he looks over and sees Frisk pointing at the ice cream stand.
"P-Please." Frisk says.
"Have you never had ice cream before?" Naruto asks and then pulls her over to the Ice Cream stand when she shakes her head sadly.
"I don't understand why these aren't selling… it's the perfect weather for something cold. Oh, customers! Hello, would a cute little couple like yourselves like some Nice Cream." Nice Cream guy asks, but chuckles when both of them blush a hearty red color.
"W-We aren't actually a c-couple, I'm just getting u-us some I-Ice cream because s-she has n-never had Ice C-Cream before." Naruto stutters, making Frisk giggle.
"Oh, of course that will be 30G." Nice Cream Guy says.
"O-OF course." Naruto says handing over the G.
"Here you go, have a super-duper day." Nice Cream Guy says handing over two Nice Creams.
"Also you might want to move somewhere warmer if you want more customers. Most people like something cold if it's warm." Naruto explains.
"Hmm you think so, maybe, I'll try it out as they say the customer's always right." Thinks the Nice Cream Guy leaving for somewhere warm.
"So do you like it?" Naruto asks still with a faint blush, taking a bite out of the Nice Cream.
"Mmm-Hmm." Frisk hums out taking a bite with a smile and a pretty dark blush on her face. After a couple minutes they both finish the Nice Cream. They walk forward and find a snowball on an icy field.
"Is this a puzzle?" Naruto thinks as he pushes it and he follows it pushing it around and it ends up in a hole and then a purple flag pops out which reads 'Even when you felt trapped, you took notes and achieved the end of Ball. Have 2G for your Perseverance.' "This is actually easy and difficult, but I should have done better than this." Naruto says he's surprised when he hears Frisk start to giggle.
"It's just a game Naruto." Frisk says through her giggling, as she tries her hand at the game she gets a green flag which reads 'Your concern and care for Ball led to a delicious victory. Have 1G for your Kindness.' "I w-was hoping for better t-than that." She says slightly downcast until Naruto pokes her forehead, she looks up and sees him smiling, making her face heat up.
"I thought you said it was just a game." Naruto says, making them both laugh. "Let's give it a few more tries." He says, as they both try it three more times. On his second try he gets a yellow flag which reads 'your sure-fire accuracy put an end to the mayhem of Ball. Here have 3G for your Justice.' On Frisk's second attempt she gets a blue flag reading 'Hopping and twirling, your original style pulled you through. Have 2G for your Integrity.' In Naruto's third attempt he gets an orange flag reading 'You are the kind of person who rushes fists-first through all obstacles. Have 5G for your Bravery.' On Frisk's third attempt she gets a Light Blue Flag reading 'Ball is small. You waited, still, for this opportunity... then dethroned Ball with a sharp attack. Here's 4G for your Patience.' On both their fourth attempts they both get a red flag which reads 'Bravery, Justice, Integrity, Kindness, Perseverance, Patience using these, you were able to win at the Ball Game. Here's 50G for your Determination.' "Well that's better." Naruto says, making them both laugh again.
"It's been a long time since i played this game with my brother, oh mom and dad were so worried." Chara comments wistfully.
"You had a brother?" naruto asked surprised
"Oh who are your parents, what are their names?" Kushina babbles exsitaly.
"You already met my mom, my mom's Toriel."
"So you're half human half monster?!" Exclaimed Naruto.
"No, I'm adopted! Do I look like a goat monster!? Anyway, back to what I was saying, my dad is king Asgore and my brother and their biological son i-is A-asriel.
"So do you want us to call you princess Chara." Naruto snickers in response.
"I don't know why you're laughing Naruto you are a prince too." Kushina explains.
"What how?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Well we are part of the Uzumaki clan and I was the princess and heiress to the clan."
"Let's talk about this later when we have time, no one told me there was an Uzumaki clan!" Naruto exclaimed, cutting the connection.
"Let's just go on ahead, I think we spent a little too much time here." Frisk says, trying to get her laughing under control.
"Yeah, you're right." Naruto says, as they move on ahead running into Sans.
"Hey that little show you two put on was fun to watch." Sans says.
"Oh, well happy to entertain." Naruto says along with an over-exaggerated bow, making Frisk giggle.
"By the way, I've been thinking about selling treats too. Want some fried snow? It's just 5G." Sans says.
"Might as well try it." Naruto says.
"Did I say 5G? I meant 50G." Sans says.
"Not gonna happen." Naruto says.
"You're right, that's still too low." Sans says
"Lazy, expensive bastard." Naruto grumbles out with a twitching eyebrow making Frisk giggle, as they move on ahead. They see two more Sentry Stations with a sign in between that reads 'Smell Danger Rating. Snow smell - snowman white rating. Can become Yellow ratings. Unsuspicious smell - puppy Blue rating, Smell of rolling around. Weird smell - Humans green rating, Destroy at all costs.' "Note to self, be cautious." He thinks, as they head back to the snow ball game and they see the way forward and also Sans and Papyrus.
"Humans! I hope you're ready for… Sans! Where's the puzzle!" Papyrus yells.
"It's right there. On the ground. Trust me. There's no way they can get past this one." Sans says, as Naruto and Frisk walk up to a piece of paper, and Naruto picks it up.
"Is this a Crossword puzzle?" Naruto thinks crumbling it into a ball, annoyed.
"Sans! That didn't do anything!" Papyrus yells
"Whoops. I knew I should have used today's crossword instead." Sans says.
"What!? Crossword!? I can't believe you said that! In my opinion… Junior Jumble is easily the hardest." Papyrus says.
"N-Naruto!" Both Papyrus and Sans hear Frisk scream, they look over and see Naruto with a slight look of pain and blood flowing out of his nose.
"Um, Human you alright." Papyrus asks.
*Sigh* "Yes just, just had an aneurysm out of pure stupidity." Naruto says.
"Wow, didn't know you were that stupid Naruto." Sans says smiling, he and Frisk laugh when Naruto falls on his face.
"Maybe we should take you to Doctor Alphys!" Papyrus says.
"No that's alright, I heal quickly." Naruto says muffled since his face is still buried in the snow.
"Anyway, Junior Jumble is just an easy-peasy word scramble. That's for baby bones." Sans says.
"UN-BELIEVABLE! Humans, solve this dispute!" Papyrus says.
"Leave me out of this." Naruto groans out, getting up.
"I'll go with Junior Jumble." Frisk says while giggling.
"Yes, Humans must be very intelligent! If they also find Junior Jumble so difficult!" Papyrus says, running off laughing.
"Hey thanks for saying 'Junior Jumble' just to appease my brother. Yesterday he got stumped to 'solve' the horoscope." Sans says.
"You don't figure out a horoscope." Naruto thinks deadpanning, as they continue on they see a table with a plate of spaghetti, a microwave and another Save Point and he sticks his hand out at it. (Knowing the mouse might one day find a way to heat up the spaghetti... It fills you with determination.) [Naruto LV?] and [Frisk LV 1] Snowdin-Spaghetti File Saved "Leave the spaghetti alone, Frisk." He says.
"R-Right." She says and they continue on and then they see a sign that reads 'Dog Marriage.'
"What the hell!?" Naruto says with a twitching eye, once again making Frisk giggle. They continue going forward until a monster that looks like a dog standing on two legs wearing a suit of armor and holding a sword and shield, and their souls appear.
{OST: Enemy Approaching}
"Well that's kind of cute." Naruto say lifting his hand to pet it and it gets very excited. Out of seemingly nowhere two spears rush towards Naruto and Frisk, one white and one blue. The blue one passes right through them and Naruto grabs Frisk and jumps over the white one, completely missing the spear. And the dog walks away.
{OST: Snowy}
"Well that was quick." Naruto says gladly, picking up some gold. But before they can turn around and find the way through this area He trips over a switch in the ground and they hear a click. "I may have accidentally solved a puzzle." He says getting up and continues onward and see that the puzzle solved was one of the spike walls. When they cross they see two dog shaped hooded figures that are also carrying pretty big axes. "Oh shit." He thinks simply. "Okay I'm not dealing with this." Naruto says releasing a concentrated burst of Killing Intent freezing the two monsters, and he grabs Frisks hand and pulls her ahead. They see two X's amidst some rocks, and a sign that reads 'turn all the X's into O's'. "Well that's simple." He says.
"T-That's a b-bit of a-an understatement." Frisk says, as they solve the puzzle pretty quickly and another spike wall lowers down.
"What!? How did you avoid my trap? And, more importantly… is there any left for me? "Papyrus asks.
"Are, are you talking about the spaghetti!?" Naruto asks dumbfounded. "If you are there is still some left." Naruto says.
"Really!? Wowie…you resisted the flavor of my home-cooked pasta… Just so you could share it with me?" Papyrus asks happily.
"Whatever makes you happy." Naruto thinks exasperated and rolling his eyes.
"Fret not humans! I, master chef Papyrus… will make you all the pasta you could ever want!" Papyrus yells laughing as he moves on ahead.
*Sigh* "Let's go." Naruto says, as they move on ahead and see Papyrus standing there.
"Recently my brother started a sock collection. How saddening… sometimes I wonder what he would do… without such a cool guy taking care of him?" Papyrus wonders.
"Are you sure you're the one taking care of him?" Both Naruto and Frisk (and everyone who is sharing headspace Naruto) think, as they go on ahead and see another XO puzzle.
"Humans! How do I say this… you were taking a long time to arrive, so… I decided to improve this puzzle… by arranging the snow to look more like my face. Unfortunately the snow froze to the ground. Now the solution is different! And, as usual, my lazy brother is nowhere around. I suppose what I am saying is… Worry not Humans! I, the great Papyrus, will solve this conundrum! Then all three of us can proceed! Meanwhile, feel free to try the puzzle yourself! I'll try not to give away the answer!" Papyrus says.
"Fine." Naruto says, as he and Frisk figure it out quickly enough.
"Wow! You solved it! And you did it all without my help... Incredible! I'm impressed! You two must care about puzzles like I do! Well, I'm sure you'll love the next puzzle then! It might even be too easy for you!" Papyrus yells laughing, as he runs off ahead.
"H-He has a l-lot of p-personality doesn't h-he?" Frisk asks.
"You could say that." Naruto says, as they head on seeing Sans and stop to talk.
"Good job on solving it so quickly. You didn't even need my help. Which is great, cause I love doing absolutely nothing." Sans says chuckling when he sees Naruto deadpan and Frisk giggles.
"We're moving on." Naruto says, as they move forward and stop seeing Sans and Papyrus… and a bunch of gray tiles. *Sigh* "What the hell kind of puzzle is it this time?" He thinks.
{OST: Nyeh Heh Heh!}
"Hey! It's the Humans! You're both going to love this puzzle! It was made by the great Dr. Alphys! You see these tiles!? Once I throw this switch… They will begin to change color! Each color has a different function! Red tiles are impassable, you cannot walk on them! Yellow tiles are electric, they will electrocute you! Green tiles are alarm tiles; if you step on them… you will have to fight a monster! Orange tiles are orange scented; they will make you smell delicious. Blue tiles are water tiles, Swim through if you like, but… if you smell like oranges! The Piranhas will bite you. Also, if a blue tile is next to a, yellow tile, the water will also zap you! Purple tiles are slippery, you will slide to the next tile, however, the slippery soap… smells like lemons, which piranhas do not like! Purple and blue are ok! Finally, pink tiles, they don't do anything. Step on them all you like. How was that!? Understand?" Papyrus asks.
"Definitely not made by him, it's way too complicated. Hell I'm surprised he was able to remember all of that." Naruto thinks, as he and Frisk nod, but Frisk does so hesitantly.
"Great! Then there's one last thing… this puzzle… is entirely random! When I pull this switch, it will make a puzzle… that has never been seen before! Not even I will know the solution!" Papyrus says pulling the switch, as the tiles start going through colors.
"May have spoken too soon." Naruto thinks with wide eyes and puts his hand on Frisk's shoulder to calm her down, when he notices her nervously trembling. But they both deadpan when the two tiles on the edges of the center path are red and the center path is pink. Papyrus spins out of the area and Frisk giggles because of it and because Naruto face-palms. "That was severely anticlimactic." Naruto says exasperated, and they walk across it.
{OST: Snowy}
"Actually, that spaghetti from earlier… It wasn't too bad for my brother. Since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot. I bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something edible." Sans says.
"Ok, well we're going on ahead." Naruto says, as he and Frisk move forward only to see all of these sculptures with the heads of dogs on them. And then see another Sentry Station and a sign that reads 'Aware of dog, Pleas pet dog'. "Are all the sentries outside of Sans and Papyrus, dog monsters?" He wonders, as they move on they see another Save Point and Naruto Reaches out to it. (Knowing that dog will never give up trying to make the perfect snowdog… It fills you with Determination.) [Naruto LV?] and [Frisk LV1] Snowdin – Dog House File Saved. Naruto doesn't say anything as they move forward to see another XO puzzle. "Well this one might be considerably more difficult than the last two with all of the ice, be careful Frisk." He says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as they start going through it and then Frisk takes a step but goes the wrong way about to fall off the cliff-side. "N-Naruto!" she screams.
"Frisk!" Naruto yells adding chakra to his feet in the thought that it would act like tree and wall walking and it does as he manages to catch her, but now they're both falling and he spins them around so he'll hit the ground cushioning Frisk. "Frisk you alright?" He asks, concerned.
"I'm f-fine, but w-what about y-you?!" She responds just as concerned.
"It's alright that fall was nothing." He says but then he falls silent.
"Naruto it's alright you can tell me anything that's bothering you, you said you'd be there for me and I'll do the same for you, please." She says almost pleadingly.
"You've been trusting me, so I'll trust you. My past wasn't what you would call a childhood since that would assume I was happy, I really had a scant few times I was happy. But where I came from there was a Cliffside about three times the size of this one, and well I stopped counting the amount of times I threw myself off that cliff hoping to just end it, but I always woke up in the hospital getting the minimum of care." Naruto says but flinches when Frisk pulls him into a hug.
"It's alright, you don't have to tell me everything, you can talk to me anytime you need to. After-all everyone needs a shoulder to cry at on one time or another." She says.
"Well look at that you didn't stutter once and thanks for listening, I'll let you know if I need to talk about my past. Also you look cute when you're concerned." He says with a small blush.
"O-O-Oh w-well t-t-thank y-you!" She says with a full face blush.
"Let's go." He says chuckling, as they finish the puzzle with no incident and go through a tunnel of trees to see a lot of snow mounds as they're walking he notices 30 G in one of them and collects it. They about to continue across, when they see a tail pop out of one of the mounds and then the head of a dog pops out. "Is this the next Sentry, it's uh really cute and small, I can work with that." He says, but then they see the mound start to tremble and the snow starts to lift and they see that it's a really big armored dog wielding a spear. "Well shit." Naruto deadpans and despite the situation Frisk giggles.
"It's a dog so maybe…" She thinks, and throws the stick she's had the whole time and the dog monster runs after it. "L-Lets go q-quickly." She says and they run ahead and see a bridge as they are crossing the bridge they see Sans and Papyrus.
{OST: Nyeh Heh Heh!}
"Humans! This is your final and most dangerous challenge! Behold the gauntlet of deadly terror!" Papyrus yells, as seemingly out of nowhere a chain spike ball, a billowing pipe fire, two LARGE spears, a cannon, and… is that a dog hanging by its stomach.
"Outside of the dog this is a dangerous trap. I thought Sans said he couldn't possibly be dangerous." Naruto thinks.
"Just give it a moment it might surprise you." Chara explains before going quiet.
"When I say the word, it will fully activate! Cannons will fire, Spikes will swing, and Blades will slice! Each part will swing violently up and down! Only the tiniest chance of victory will remain! Are you ready!? Because! I! Am! About! To do it!" Papyrus yells but stands there.
"Well, What's the holdup?" Sans asks.
"Holdup!? What holdup!? I'm… I'm about to activate it now!" Papyrus yells, and then continues to do nothing.
"That uh, doesn't look very activated." Sans says simply.
"Well! This challenge! It seems… maybe… too easy to defeat the humans with. Yeah, we can't use this one! I am a skeleton with standards! My puzzles are very fair and my traps are expertly cooked, but this method is too direct! No class at all, away it goes! What are you looking at!? This was another decisive victory for Papyrus!" Papyrus yells, as he runs off laughing.
{OST: Snowy}
*Sigh* "Let's continue." Naruto says.
"R-Right." Frisk says, as they get off the bridge.
"I don't know what my brother's going to do now. If I were you two, I would make sure I understood blue attacks." Sans says.
"Right, we'll take that advice." Naruto says, as they move ahead they see a sign to the side that reads 'Welcome to Snowdin'. "Finally a town." Naruto says exasperated.
Now please review, now tell me what is you favorite song in the game mine is a tie between Battle Against A True Hero, Megalovania, His theme, and Hopes and Dreams.
Sorry it took so long I had training I had to do as well as policy changes I had to keep up with.