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Joined 04-27-09, id: 1916112, Profile Updated: 07-24-21
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

About Me:

I have bipolar that has caused me to have changes in my mood at the drop of a hat which is very trying for myself as well as my family. I have more what we call 'down days' then up. I have had to fight this all my life as well as what can result from being on a near constant depression. I have been fighting addiction as well when I have been weak and caved into allowing myself to be consumed. This of course has caused my writing to be sporadic and causes my stories to stagnate because I just have no energy or motivation to write. I am trying to change this and stop the self destruction.

I am also the type of person that stresses out too easily and bottles everything up so when it explodes it does a lot of damage. Another thing that I have been working on changing and have done a better job of this than other things in my life.

I figured that I should include this to give a little bit of information about me and why it seems that my stories can sometimes flow so easily with quick updates at times before coming to a screeching halt with long periods of nothing.


What do you see when you look in the mirror? - Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings X-over
During the 'rescue' in the Ministry of Magic, when Sirius is hit by Bellatrix's spell and falls through the veil, Harry plunges into the veil right after him. They both end up in Middle Earth changed in physical form without their memories. Sirius is now able to protect and take care of his godson as he couldn't in the Wizarding World. Harry meanwhile will have to actually depend and allow someone else to help with his well being rather than tackling everything alone. Neither has to be what is expected from them previously; they can be what they are and just live in the present.


The Way of Shadows, The Way of Shinobi Series - Naruto

Learning Curve: Part 1
Pre-anime. Will deal with Naruto and Sasuke as children before and during their academy days. How they ended up becoming friends and start to get a glimpse of the path they have chosen for themselves by wanting to be shinobi.

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The Phoenix and the Wolverine by clavina reviews
Q junior's first foray into playing with humanity. So; he decides to throw in a couple of supposedly dead Xmen ; fleeing Colonials ; vengeful cylons and also adds the United Planets of the Federation to the potentially explosive mix !
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 628,727 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Phoenix/Jean G., L. Adama/Apollo
Names by Blossomwitch reviews
Many people know that Goku was named by Konzen. What only one person realizes is that centuries later, Goku returned the favor. A brief exploration of the karma that binds these characters, the trauma of not belonging to anyone, and a profound truth hiding in plain sight.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - G. Sanzo, Goku S., Kanzeon B., Konzen D. - Complete
Claiming by wintergreen825 reviews
The professor sends out a small team to contact a new feral mutant in a little town in Surrey, England.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 5/6/2020 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P. - Complete
Not Quite What Was Expected by Crysania reviews
When Belle French sets out to run far far away from home before her father can marry her off to the likes of Gaston, she meets a strange, enigmatic little man who takes her on an adventure she never quite could have seen coming. [Written for the Rumbelle Christmas in July 2019 to the prompt Shipwreck, SOS]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2019 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Cupped Fists by devovere reviews
Chakotay is at the end of his rope on Hanon IV.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Dungeons & Dragons: Avengers Style by 23a reviews
This isn't a fandom I write for and this isn't the kind of thing I write. But some friends and I were goofing off and this idea was born, so... the Guardians of the Galaxy are actually D&D characters created by the Avengers (idea credit to some Tumblr post) and this is a little story of one of their weekly games. I hope you enjoy it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Hooked by NarrowBridge reviews
AU set in Neverland, picks up right after Season 1 Finale. Rumplestiltskin and Belle set out to find his son in a land that will challenge and change them in ways even the most accomplished seers cannot foretell. The infamous Dark One will be forced to make the most important, and most costly, deal of his life. Will he choose love, or power?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 151,804 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Shuttle Song by ExpiredCheese reviews
To the tune of "the Dreidel Song."
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Warrior by Black Archivist reviews
The fragments of the life of the god of war.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Ares - Complete
Dobby the Orc by ChocolateBunnyChan reviews
Sometimes its the most improbable people that are the most incredible heroes. A Dobby and elfling!Harry adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 5/29/2017
Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 532 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
The More You Know by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Set during the Season Finale. Emma blurts out one too many truths while in the Dark Castle. In her defence she's wearing underwear that's more akin to a torture device and Mr Gold it's too scaly for her to keep her cool. (Spoilers for the Season Finale. Rated PG-13 for mention of suggestive themes).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Emma S. - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,091 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Wounds by Sparks reviews
He wishes Ruby hadn't chained Belle up – or that she'd come herself to release her friend. He understands why she did it, and why she'd needed to run free after everything that had happened, but Belle shouldn't have to suffer like this. (Episode tag for 2.07 Child of the Moon)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Belle/Lacey - Complete
My Name Is Ozymandias, King of Kings by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
He sits in a crumpled heap in an alleyway and counts his stars. Part of my Certain Dark Things series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Rose T. - Complete
The Long Road Home by nicnac918 reviews
The one thing Lex remembers clearly is a man and a women in a truck, and a little boy with a smile like sunshine.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Lex L. - Complete
How the Sorting Hat Earned His Voice by tinyrose65 reviews
Before he sat upon the head of Godric Gryffindor, the Sorting Hat sat upon the head of another powerful wizard, and it was there that he first became wise to the ways of men.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sorting Hat, Gandalf - Complete
GENESIS RHAPSODOS Care and Maintenance Manual by TwilightFairy928 reviews
Thank you for your purchase of Shinra's latest creation, the GENESIS RHAPSODOS. If you have any questions about your model that our guide does not cover, please feel free to contact us. Please enjoy your new GENESIS RHAPSODOS!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Genesis R. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 430 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
ZACK FAIR Care and Maintenance Manual by TwilightFairy928 reviews
Thank you for your purchase of Shinra's latest creation, the ZACK FAIR. If you have any questions regarding your model that our guide does not cover, please feel free to call us. Please enjoy your new ZACK FAIR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Zack F. - Complete
The Basic Rule of Daniel Borrowing by jennamajig reviews
Jack had been positive SG-8 knew the rules, but apparently they had missed a line or two, because if they'd paid close attention, his archaeologist would *not* be occupying a bed in the SGC's infirmary. Gen, set pre-S5.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
The Endless Cycle by YunaBlaze reviews
Gaia have given Genesis a chance to change the tragic past, with his powers and spirit trap within a materia, everything depends on fate if he regains his strength before it's too late, but will Cloud be able to aid or make things more difficult for him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,512 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Vulnerant Omnes, Ultima Necat by Florencia7 reviews
MidAWE.Elizabeth is distraught when Jack is found dead in the ven a chance to see him once again,she travels back in time to say a hurried goodbye.But is the fear of severe punishment strong enough to suppress the temptation to change destiny? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 297,248 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., James N. - Complete
Her Prodigy by Wrinkled Fabric reviews
Hope likes to observe August.
August Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Vestiges of a Past Life by gingeringfigs reviews
Not all data can be erased from a hard disk... Similiarly, for Nobodies, faint vestiges of a past life still remain like stubborn stains. If Roxas is Sora's Nobody, then who is Axel's Other?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Axel - Complete
Almost Human by Rainbowscape reviews
When the Andromeda finds a young AI, Rommie questions the limitations of her own existence. Will past mistakes repeat themselves? SEASON 2 story.
Crossover - Andromeda & A.I. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 4/13/2002 - D. Hunt, Beka V., S. Harper, Andromeda - Complete
Between the Lines by Lady Karai reviews
My explanation of what happened to Reno and Rude in Advent Children during the times they were off camera. How and why they showed up where they did and when they did. Nominated for the Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,257 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Smallest Consequence by Maddie reviews
An alternate conclusion to the episode "Elogium". Prematurely entering elogium, Kes is desperate when Neelix refuses to father her child, so she turns to Tom Paris.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2001
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What do you see when you look in the mirror? reviews
When Sirius went through the veil, Harry followed after him. What he hadn't expected was for them both to end up alive, but changed upon a new world. In this place they didn't have to be what was expected of them nor did they have to be anything but what they now were. It helps that all memories of their previous lives were gone and all they had was the present. Suck at summaries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Learning Curve reviews
Naruto receives a sensei and caretaker before attending the academy. With a guardian who instructs him in the beginnings of how to be a shinobi and learning things that were kept from him along with gaining confidence in himself will it change anything? Sasuke and Naruto befriend one another as children before the Academy along with some of the other Rookies. Pre-Academy/Genin Days
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 5/31 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Way of Shadows, The Way of Shinobi reviews
This story will no longer be updated. Notice inside. Being rewritten as Learning Curve part 1 of The Way of Shadows, The Way of Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,573 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete