kookey - (coo-key) noun A rather bizarre, some what ditsy 23 years of age female human specimen that obsessively loves the smell of old books, sunflowers, and sand in her toes.

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• - - April 2014

Yes, the unheard of has been done. I updated The Flames! Incidentally the same date I first published it, which also incidentally is April Fool's Day. There's a certain irony to it all...

• - - August 2013

First, I have to thank my readers who have, time and time again, reviewed and emailed me and messaged me about my story (mainly, The Flames, which is the only current active story I have). I never lost the motivation to continue the journey with Zelda and Ike, and I've finally found the push to restart. Therefore, I'd like to let you all know that 1) The Flames is NOT dead and I'm currently rewriting most of it and 2) in rewriting it, I'm also working on the next chapter.

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• I am a one-shot whore. Write'em when I find the demands of chapter-writing too much (a.k.a. when I'm lazy), and the reason it gets an account of its own? Because there are a lot and because I'm just super special awesome like that.

Check out: offbeat.

• - - The Works in Progress

The Flames

My current baby right now, and as such, I will pay a lot of attention to it. I shant give up on it! PROMISE. I've worked out most of the plot...save for the end. That, even I don't know. It'll really depend on how the characters play themselves out.

• - - The Works Yet to Come

So many prospective stories currently run amok in my brain that it is quite pointless to even make this a section. But if you are genuinely interested in what I plan to write/post...

1. A Legend of Zelda fanfic of epic proportions. This will include Twilight Princess inspired universe, with many of the same characters, and of course, copious amounts of Zelink. Plot kinks are currently being worked out.

2. A Digimon (gasp!) AU fanfic involving all characters from Season 1-4 but mostly focusing on Kouji and Izumi. This will take place in Feudal Japan and therefore will include many sexy men running around with katanas. The plot, ending, and pretty much every other aspect of this story has been set. Now it's just a matter of me sitting down and writing it.

3. A(nother) SSBB fanfic, tied heavily with The Flames and therefore a side-story involving mainly Marth and Peach and (SURPRISE!). This will definitely be much, much shorter than Flames and probably will be called something along the lines of "Masquerade" or to that effect. Plot needs some tweaking, since there might be possible spoilers to the end of Flames should I post this fic now.

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