Hello,

Welcome to my small bit of the internet. I'm Wide Spread Panic; after the jam-band by the same name. I'm a science-fiction writer and I'm currently negotiating with a publishing company in the hopes of getting my Machinations series published with them. I'm American, I adore humor, robots, and cars- which apparently makes me a odd girl.

My taste in reading materials is a bit varied: Dean Koontz, Laurann Dohner, Neil Gaiman, J. R. Ward, Kim Harrison, Lynn Viehl, and Terry Pratchett pretty much round out my eclectic mix of favored authors.

If you have any suggestions or just want to chat; you can hit me up at [email protected] or on my DeviantArt page at http://

If you can't tell, I'm a bit of a Transformers fan.

Dirty Side Down: My first Knight Rider fanfic. Two scarred souls brought together through necessity. Can they heal each other and avoid falling into the hand of Knight Industries? Karr/OC.

Thrill of the Hunt: A series of TF oneshots that are pretty much pure smut. Mecha x various unwitting girls with little in the way of plot. CH.1: Trailbreaker. Ch.2: Soundwave. Rated for language and sexual contents- minors beware. Give me ideas on which lucky mechs I get to torture next D

Are We There Yet: This story is going to be a prelude to a bigger story. It's heavily G1 and IDW-verse influenced. It's also full of my weird brand of humor, so beware. The Autobots have established an outpost on a remote world... called Earth. When their shuttle is attacked by rogue Decepticons, Wheeljack is forced to take the six younglings on the shuttle (Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Hot Rod, and Drift) and go ahead to the outpost, the kids get into a little fight and they end up all crashing way off target on the wrong side of the United States. As they make their way back to the base, the kids break Ratchet's one and only rule and adopt a "Pet" human. The seven bots (with pet in tow), slowly make their way to the base, dealing with rogue cons and an unhappy human girl. COMPLETE

Story Time: One-Shot... probably. When the entire crew of the base go missing, Prowl and Optimus try to figure out where everyone is. The pet human knows what happened to everyone! Turns out even giant aliens love a good story. Now Fluffy one-shots. Continued.

The Deadliest Foe: Boredom. Series of one-shots taking place between Are We There Yet and How Far We've Come. Utter crack. These happen to be whatever random thing pops into my head that won't fit in the story itself, but that I want to write. Basically Joey's attempts to keep the younglings busy so they don't destroy the base out of boredom or drive the other mechs insane. Chapter nineteen up.

How Far We've Come: Sequel to Are We There Yet. The Decepticons have discovered a new type of ore on Earth and have began to refine it into a super potent type of energon. As more Decepticons and Autobots arrive, war looms on the horizon and the Autobots must give up any hopes of remaining a secret from the human race. Can humans survive an intergalactic war? Chapter twenttyseven up. With the Decepticon ranks split with a civil war, Megatron is scheming, the Autobots are recovering from the battle and new arrivals are en route.

Sway: AU, but not in the same reality as the others. The Autobot's forces are strained to the breaking point and with the Decepticons spreading throught the universe, only races that are deemed "sentient" will be saved. Unfortunately, the human race's judge and jury ends up being... everyone's favorite sociopath Sunstreaker. And he's not loving earth, at all. Especially after he gets vandalized, having essential parts stolen, and ends up crippled with only his holoform functioning. When he accidentally saves a young woman's life she becomes determined to repay him and having someone who's mobility isn't limited is a definite plus. As she hangs around him, she begins to fall in love and he realizes that the only way he can keep his human servant/slave around to help is to play along and trick her into thinking he loves her too.

Slag Happens: AU Movie-verse inspired. A young woman ends up stuck between the Chevy twins and Sideways due to a misunderstanding. The party just got a lot bigger! Due to the twins' inability to keep a low profile they end up having to abduct two more women in an attempt to avoid blowing their cover. Can they sneak back in the Autobot HQ without anyone noticing the three very out of place humans?

What it is to Burn: Movie-verse, set three years after the events of TF: ROTF. In short, Megatron returns with vastly overwhelming forces bent on not only erradicating the Autobot and avenging his fallen master, but ridding himself of the Autobot nuisance once and for all. He intends to strip earth bare and terra-form it into a new Cybertron from which he can extend the Decepticon Empire and conquer all. The Autobot forces are scattered, struggling to keep under the radar and in the initial attack, millions of humans die world-wide. This story takes place as a journal chronicling the stories of three young women struggling just to survive in a world they no longer recognize as their own. Dark and humorous, with some humanXbot fluff thrown in. Rating is T, but may be changed later on.