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Joined 12-20-08, id: 1775718, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
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ok my name is Chris. That's all you need to know. For all you know my name can be Christiana or Christina or even Kristian yes thats a girls name thank you very much. And yes i am girl.

As in for my age I'm old enough to like guys and ready to be in a relationship. But young enough to still like kids stuff like Curious George. Hey what can i say thats what happens when you have a little brother and sister you get sucked in.

Well as to what I look like, I'm about 5'2'' yeah i know I'm short. Oh well. I have really dark brown hair that looks a lot like black. I have a round face. i got light chocolate brown eyes that turn a little into hazel in the sunlight. And even though I eat a lot I am not fat.

I like to play sports. Like basketball, soccer, and I love to run. im active but im not cheery. Sorry to the people who are im just sayin thats not me.k. Cause i have friends that are on the cheer leading team. i tell them not to be to be too cheery around me cause it just gets annoying and if they do they know their gonna get a smack on the back of their heads. Yes i can be aggressive.

I like to read to. Not all the time though. Unless its a really good book. But i can force myself to put it down. I still got a life you know. I like to read all kinds of books. ones that catch my attention.

I like to write, hence fanfiction. But i like to write more poetry than stories but stories are fun to dont get me wrong. im into a lot of rock. But I love all types of music. Rock is just the genre I'm most into. My favorite color is grey for now.

i wanna learn how to play guitar but i can't find a teacher that would work for me. nor would my parents hire a teacher... Which really sucks. lets just say my parents are guards and im the prisoner of my own life. Which again is just sad. but they're my parents and i love them.


My favorite Quotes

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you fall, I'll be right there to help you up.

My favorites

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Max's first day of school out fit- (Minus the heels)

Fang's first day of school shirt

Iggy's first day of school shirt

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


1. If i looked in your backpack what would I find?
books, my writing book, pens pencils, body spray, phone and music device that could possibly be mine...

2. Sleep on your back or stomach?

stomach when i go to bed

5. Are you a cuddler?
i guess. i probably only cuddle them just to annoy them hehe

6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?
dust and a pole

7. Something that happened today that has made you mad?
being called something I'm not and getting told what to do after i finished eating breakfast

8. What were you doing before this survey?
Texting a guy

9. What will you do after this survey?
idk. whatever i do next surprises me too sometimes...

11. What are you wearing right now?
jeans, tank top sweater and little red elf slippers

12. How many times have you been in love?
never

13. Does someone love you?
i think... not so sure

14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
neither

16. First thing you do when you wake up?
go back to sleep

17. Last person you told you love them?
someone in the family

18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
mostly closed its rare when i have them half open

19. Bite or Lick?
why do u wanna know?

20. How many pairs of high heels do you have?
oh god... one n thats probably gonna stay like that for a while

21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
yea... when i daze and don't know what I'm doing

22. Why do you love the person you love?
like i said never really thought i was in love

23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
no duh

24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
absolutely... NOT

25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
it's a sidebar i don't think it counts as an advertisment

26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
freedom, sleeping, getting noticed, trying to make someone jealous, and hitting the guy i like on the head cause i drop so many clues but he's so blind that he doesn't see them!

27. When will you turn 50?
oh idk, in like 36-38 years, i think... not so good with mental math

29. Where do you wish you were right now?
on my roof

30. What song are you currently listening to?
on the bright side

32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?
if they didn't see me, on our next date, the gifts i gave him would be in my bag, the stuff he gave me would be in front of him, broken, and then I'll punch him in the nose so hard he'll start crying then I'll get up and cry out "Hey! Everyone! Look over here! This guy right here his a lying piece of work and he's a cheat! Oh! And he sucks his thumb! Can't go to sleep with out his night light and he scratches his butt with his fork then hits with it!" Then to him... "Good-bye now. And you'll be staying at the hotel of hell for a while. Hope you enjoy your stay," Very sweetly then walk away.

33. What time did you wake up this morning?
that's a mystery to me

34. Do you have any cousins?
oh yea... love them all but they need need to grow up

36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
a friend and the conversation was quite interesting

37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
well in my school?... Latin

38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
in a big house

39. What was your dream last night?
I don't really remember

40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?

uh idk

42. How was your past weekend?
itchy

43. What is your favorite song?
kiss me covered by new found glory but i love it's safe to say you dig the backseat by dancegavindance

44. Why are you doing this survey?
idk, nothing else better to do right now

45. What is the best ice cream flavor?
STRAWBERRY! or that vanilla in the waffle cone that feels creamy but taste like actual ice cream

49. Do you worry about how you look
sometimes when i try to catch someone's eye

52. Have you ever been on stage?
yup. but never alone...

53. Can you whistle?
yup in my own way :)

54. Would you do anything for that special someone?
no. not unless they're the real deal

55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
unfortunately... yes

56. Do you have any plans for today?
nope. ran out of daylight hours

57. Are you friends with guys or girls?
both

58. Why?
too much drama with girls and guys are too stupid, need both to balance each other out :)

59. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
absolutely

60: Do you like the beaches ?
it has its cons and pros

61. What color is your toothbrush?
white and pink and i hate pink...

62. What makes you laugh?
me, my friends, things i read and when people get hit with a ball :D

63. Are you ticklish?
unfortunately no use to be, until everyone started doing it to me. i got immune to it

64. One thing that's heavily weighing on your mind?
choices to make roads to to turn to on to

65. What's one thing you've learned from a good friendship gone bad?
be careful to keep your secrets. epically the dark ones

66. What's one thing you've learned lately from love?
you can never feel secure about another person.

67. Is there anyone special in your life in general at the moment?
very special to me, and yet he's to blind to see it

68. What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
playing on guitar

69. Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
yup! free falling off a rock wall and landing on blue square foams :)

70. Have you ever made out in the bathroom?
no

71. Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
the person? sure. the kiss? not so much...

72. Who was the last person to text you?
my guy friend josh. i love him! but hate him with a passion :) love u josh

73. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
alcohol never touched my lips

75. When is the last time you cried?
two days ago

76. Are you scared of spiders?
nope. but the ones in harry potter freaked me out a bit. But then again i was like seven

77. Do you miss anyone?
i guess. but there's not a lot to remember...

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
no

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
write, text and sleep

80. Ever been to a bonfire party?
nope

81. Have you ever been on a horse?
yea! n it was awesome! i was on a beach in the country my parents came from

82. Kissed someone in a pick up?
no. not yet... i think it would be interesting

84. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
idk at first i that it was nice. over a while it got annoying

85. What's irritating you right now?
I'm p.o. at the fact on how my ex broke up with me over a text message didn't really mind that he broke up with me, i was planning on doing it to... but really!? over text?? he has no balls. but he's sill a close friend...

86. Is cheating ever okay?
never

87. What radio station do you listen to ?
i don't really listen to the radio... i always have my music device with me

88. Are you afraid of the dark?
use to be, not so much anymore

89. Are you listening to music right now?
yupe

90. Do you like Chinese food?
of course!!

91. What is the last movie you saw in theaters?

New Moon

92. Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
yea. My grandfather. so i could know the man that raised the man thats raising me

93. Do you get distracted easily?
depends on whats trying to distracting me

94. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
write

96. Is this year the best year of your life?
nu-uh

97. What was going through your mind?
how better everything could have been. and how last year was better

98. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
neither

100. Are you jealous of someone?
not that i know of

101. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Not often. I've had dreams where I die and see who cares about me.

102. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my best friend because my other best friend told me she was goon die because the of her heart and her condition

103. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yup! damn good at it too! lol :)

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Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
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The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
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Millions of Pieces by ToxicWings333 reviews
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Just Dance, Yeah Right! by A Beauty that's a Beast reviews
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The Game of Jealousy by PeruvianChick reviews
Max finally tells Fang how she feels. And he rejects her. What will she do? Will Iggy offer to help?
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Field Trip by MaidenChina reviews
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That Darn Paperclip by MaXiMuMrIDEisThEbeSTBoOkeVeR reviews
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MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
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A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
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The Kid Next Door reviews
All human! Fang is in a feud with one of his neighbor's. What happens when Max moves into the house in the middle of Fang and his rivalry. What will happen? Read and find out! MAJOR FAX!
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New Things to Endure reviews
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