About ME: I'm an american girl, Ya! I love anime and manga of all sorts. I'm totally in love with Choi Seung Hyun aka TOP!! He is MINES so BACK OFF!! I also like Sesshomaru, but he's my second choice because he doesn't like humans and I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE ONE. TOP you are my one and only love! Except for my future soulmate if I ever happen to meet him... I'm hoping that it's you TOP!! You are the light of my life and I don't care that you're shy, think ur cute, or extremely stubborn!! I LOVE YOU!! (you too sesshomaru...) eek don't kill me!

Profile of TOP from Big Bang my favorite freaking ASIAN!!

TOP

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Position: Rapper / Beat Boxer
Real Name: Choi Seung Hyun (최승현)
Stage Names: Tempo, T.O.P
Date of Birth: November 4,1987
Height: 181 cm
Weight: 65 kg
Blood Type: B
Education: Seoul Art College (Majoring in Musical), Dangook University in Theater & Film ( starting 2008 )
Skills: Rapping, Beat Boxing, Lyrics Making
Debut: BIG BANG
Hobbies: Reading and Swimming
Likes: Theatrical Performances, Musicals, and Fashion Designing
Family Members: Parents & Older Sis
Personality: He speaks well and is extremely stubborn. He likes to be the leader of things and speaks his mind. Shy and he thinks he’s cute.
Musician He Admires: Usher, Omarion, Jay-Z, B2K

Pendent: A hand holding a megaphone with a Superman style diamond behind it meaning “to inspire people with his voice and become big”

My favorite freaking anime male!!

Name: Sesshomaru
Gender: Male
Age: 900+ (looks 17-20)
Class:Demon
Demon type: dog
Weapons: Tenseiga, Tokijin.
Attacks: Dokkasou, Light Whip, Melee(hand-ta-hand combat.)

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS

Hair Color:long silverish blue hair
Eye Color:Amberish gold
Height:6'1"

Markings:blue crescent moon on forehead; two magenta stripes on each side of my cheeks; matching magenta stripes on my wrists , shoulders, hips, and ankles.
Armor: armor that covers the entire mid-area of his body with a spiky protector that adorns the top of the armor plating and loops around his left shoulder.
Clothes: white kimono with some red hexagonal and flower markings

So, Kagome and Inuyasha are walking along. She turns to the half-demon and asks

"why is your sword so big?"

"The better to kill the demons with"

In turn Inuyasha asks, "why is your skirt so short?"

"Cause I'm a lonely middle-aged cartoonists wet dream"

NARUTO BOYZ PICK UP LINES:

Naruto: If i toss this 50 cent coin what are the chances of me getting head?

Sasuke: ...

Naruto: for the love of God have me!! Dattebayo!!

Kankuro: hey baby i'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get.

Neji: hey have i seen you before? Oh now i remember... You look like my next girlfriend!!

Shikamaru: If i bit my lip would you kiss it better??

Shino: Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

Kiba: if i said you have a nice body would you hold it against me??

Gaara: you be the iceberg. I'll be the Titanic. I'll go down on you...

Lee: BE MY GIRLFRIEND! and i'll protect you until the day i die... blush

Naraku: Inuyasha!! You have foiled my plans LONG ENOUGH!! This time I will KILL you!!

Inuyasha: singing Da naa na na, na na, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!! starts dancing around, shaking his butt Da naa na na, na na Can't touch this! points at his butt, then makes a brake for the woods

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was some fun shit!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

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AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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You know your obcessed w/ fanfic when . . .

You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it

You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book

When you get excited that your friend also has an account

Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through

when you someplace random and randomly come up w/ ideas for fanfic for no reason

when you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering wat people will say bout it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet

when you have read this list

when you have read this list and thought of additions to it

LOLZ!

What 2 DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things