![]() Author has written 5 stories for Digimon, and Mai HiME. Hey there readers and people who are reading my profile winks Well anyway I have no idea of what to put here but leaving it empty doesn't seem right. How about telling you a little about myself first huh? mmm... where to begin? Ah got it! (a bulb pops out of nowhere on top of author's head) First of all my first language isn't english so.. sorry for the mistakes. I'm a sarcastic with no turn back, it just comes without me trying, really. Also I enjoy making jokes or pranks, one or two times they didn't end as well as I thought they would but ehmm... that happens, doesn't it? -looks around rather nervously- Usually I'm nnt the type who would come and say hello if I don't know you but once I meet you I'm usually firendly. And last but not least I'm really, really lazy! I don't obsess! I think intensely. I find "good morning" contradictory It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!" (I love that one) "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me."
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet. Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Out of my mind, please leave a message If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :) Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Too Bad! No music = No life Hug a tree. They have less issues than people. The truth hurts...So we lie. Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. I took some of these from another profile but I don't exactly remember so... if you read this and it's on your profile thank you! I'm currently working on "The sweet melody" and "The board and the ski" but I'm kind of stuck so, sorry guys if you're reading them but I don't think I'll be able to update until I have a proper break form school. |
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