Greetings, Diverse Citizens of Earth! Keera here! I'm new to this stuff, so I'm kind of stumped. Apparently, I'm supposed to say, umm, write something about myself. Well, here goes nothing!

ABOUT ME

Favourite books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl

Gender: Female

Nationality : Indian

Hogwarts House : Ravenclaw

My Cabin: Either Cabin 6(Athena) or Cabin 7(Apollo)

My species: This one's kind of obvious, but HUMAN

My favourite ships: Solangelo, Percabeth, Valdangelo(kinda?) and whatever Artemis(Fowl)/Hermione is called.

My favourite character : Nico di Angelo

I can also be found on Wattpad and Ao3 under the same name.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction:

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use :(, ;), or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

I absolutely love these! I try to use them as much as I can.

My favourite quotes:

"Even strength has to bow down to wisdom sometimes." - The Lightning thief

“In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong." - The Titan's Curse

"The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” - The Titan's Curse

“Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?” - The Titan's Curse

“There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.” - The Titan's Curse

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” - The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" - The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.” - The Battle of the Labyrinth

"I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?” - The Battle of the Labyrinth

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” - The Last Olympian

“The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” - The Last Olympian

"Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
"Your death," Nico said, "would be great for me." - The Last Olympian

“Well . . . sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor.” - The Last Olympian

“Well done, Frank Zhang,” Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. “That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.” - The Mark of Athena

“Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.” - The Mark of Athena

“Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!” - The House of Hades

“Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.” - The Mark of Athena

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - I can't really remember what book this is from

“Trust me. I'm a genius.” - Artemis Fowl

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.” - Artemis Fowl

“I don't like lollipops.” - Artemis Fowl

“ Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!” - Artemis Fowl

“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.” - Artemis Fowl

“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.” - The Eternity Code

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!” - The Atlantis Complex

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." - The Atlantis Complex

“Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.” - The Last Guardian

“Artemis simple-toon” - The Time Paradox

"To remind you that deep beneath the layers of deviousness, you have a spark of decency. Perhaps you could blow on that spark occasionally."- The Arctic Incident

“HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.” - The Time Paradox (maybe?)

“Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?” - The Lost Colony

Something I should probably clarify : There will be NO profanities or swear words in any of my works. My parents are pretty strict about that sort of stuff. Anything I write will be 100% clean .

Sorry if it takes me a while to respond to stuff. I'm still trying to figure out how this works.

That's all I can think of for now. Toodles!