"Last time on Total Drama," Chris recapped, "we learned that our campers are all losers in one way or another. The Maggots lost the first part of the challenge, and the Rats lost the Mad Skills Relay, which meant they had to send someone home. In the end, it was Dakota that was the biggest loser of all. Buh-bye! Today, some will blow up, some will throw up, and some might even hook up here on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
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It was early morning. Mike was knocking on the door of the girls' side of the Maggots' cabin. Amy opened the door. She had a red tank top and red shorts on. "What do you want?" she asked.
"I was going to get some fresh fish from the river," Mike replied.
"Fishing? That's a thing here? Do you want some help?"
"Sure, I wouldn't mind." Amy went back inside. "Samey!" she barked. "Go get me some food!" She pushed out Samey, who had a blue tank top and pink shorts on. "And don't be all lazy like you were when you born!" Amy scolded as she went back to sleep. Samey only sighed.
Confessional: Amy (Mutant Maggots)
"After I was born, Mommy and I had to wait seventeen minutes for Samey to come out. Ugh! Can you imagine?! If I could've walked, I would've left without her!"
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"I knew Amy's 'niceness' was just a facade! I'm surprised Samey was able to tolerate her for so long! She must be very patient, and I'll admit, I envy that."
End Confessionals
"How can you stand your sister for so long?" Mike asked Samey as they walked to the dock.
"I guess I just can," Samey muttered.
"Hmm...I don't think I'm getting the whole story."
"Amy always treats me like that because I'm the second twin."
"WHAT?! And she gets away with it?!" Samey nodded. "Grr...I can't stand people like that, thinking they're better than everyone," He widen his eyes a little. "Ahem. Sorry about that outburst, Samey." He noticed Samey wasn't following him anymore. "Samey, where did you-" Mike gasped when he saw her pick up a green apple. "NO!" he cried out. He picked up a stick and threw it at the fruit, sending it flying before Samey could take a bite. "If you wanted a bite, you just had to ask," she meekly told Mike.
"You wouldn't want to eat that," he told her. He walked over to where the fruit was, still on the stick, which landed on the trunk of a tree. He sniffed the fruit before continuing. "Just as I thought; this is machineel fruit, also known as the little apple of death."
"Why is it called that?"
"Because it constricts your throat to where you can't speak! Not deadly, per se, but it would've made your mouth blister something fierce." He pointed to Samey's hand, which now had red blisters on it. "My hand!" she gasped, "It's so itchy!"
"Well, we're at the water. Soak your hand for a few minutes, then scrub it with the sand on the beach. That should ease the swelling."
"Okay, but I'm suppose to help you with the fishing."
"You can help by seeing how I fish. That way, you can participate next time. The dock's over there."
"Okay. So, do you bait the hook first or..."
"'Bait the hook'? I don't use a fishing pole."
"But how-" Mike dived into the water, to Samey's surprise. A moment later, Mike resurfaced with a fish in his hand. "Um, I'll stick with watching," Samey replied.
"That's fine with me," Mike calmly answered.
At the Rats' cabin Dave was walking outside when he heard someone crying. He walked over to where it was coming from. He saw Sky high up in a tree, crying her eyes out. "Sky?" Dave asked, concerned.
"Just leave me alone," Sky told him, turning away.
"Come on, Sky. Can't you tell me what's wrong?" Dave began to climb up. He was about to reach her but he slipped on one of the branches and began to fall. He was about to hit the ground with a painful THUD when he was stopped by Sky. "Thanks, Sky," Dave told her, "I- Sky?" He turned his head to see Sky was flying mid-air with a pair of purple-and-cream-colored bat wings. Once she put him on the ground, her tears had swelled up again. "Are you-" Dave stuttered, "But how- it's not-"
"Just go," Sky sobbed, curling her wings up.
"Will you at least tell me what just happened? You owe me that much."
"Fair enough. The truth is...remember what Dawn said about the, um, supernatural?"
"Yeah, that baloney. Really, who believes that-"
"I'M part of that world! Yes, I'll admit it. I'm a vampire and," Sky sobbed a bit, "I understand if you don't want to be friends with a freak like me."
"You, a freak? No way! You might be the nicest, most normal person on the Toxic Rats, besides myself."
"You...really think that? You're not weirded out by me?"
"The Maggots have an actual wizard on their team. We're past weird at this point. Besides, you're nice and an asset to this team, no matter what Shawn says."
Sky could only smile. "Thanks," she told Dave, "That means a lot to me."
"Could you maybe tell me a little bit more about yourself so I can get to know you better?" Sky was about to speak when Chris's voice on the intercom cut them short. "Campers," he spoke, "the only good news about today is that it's going to get worse. For you!" Sky just sighed. "We can walk and talk," Dave told her. She nodded as they began to walk.
Confessional: Sky (Toxic Rats)
"I can't believe Dave still considers me his friend, even after I told him about me being a vampire. I think if I were to bring anyone to the finale, he's now my number one choice! Shawn would be the LAST person I want in the finale. Not only is he a physical threat, he has this weird vibe around him, and my gut is telling me not to trust him."
Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)
"Did I mean what I said to Sky? Yeah, of course. This island and the people on it are weird, but everyone has a quirk. I can't stand getting dirty, so that counts as a quirk. But if I could choose who goes next, it would be Shawn for calling Sky untrustworthy. I do not like him one bit."
End Confessionals
As the teams were walking to see what Chris had planned, the teams talked amongst themselves. "So, Sky..." Dave asked her. He, Sky, Dawn and Sam were at the back of the team. "I have to ask: do vampires have to, um..."
"I'm a vegetarian," Sky told him, "so the answer is no. Never liked the taste of meat."
"So, Sky's a vampire?" Sam asked. "Gnarly." Sky could only blush.
"It's there in her aura," Dawn said, "Along with her phobia of the water that occurred when she nearly drowned when she was seven."
"What?" Sky gasped, "How did you know that? I never said-"
"That's apparently a 'Dawn thing'," Dave commented.
"Looks like my klutzy sister hurt herself," Amy told the Maggots. Samey had a bandage around her hand.
"Hey, Samey," Mike asked her with a smirk, "did you hear something? I could've sworn I did." This only made Amy scowl.
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"I know, it's a bit pity, but someone has to stick it to Amy. Though I don't think I can convince everyone on my team to vote her off. The girl has this uncanny ability to twist any ammo Samey might have on her to use on Samey. At least Samey knows I'm in her corner."
End Confessional
"Today," Chris began to explain, "we will be laughing as you compete in the Oopstacle Course of Humiliation!"
"Ha! Good name, Chris!" Topher complimented.
"Thank you, Topher. The first part of the relay is the greasy logs over a thorny bog." Sky gulped at this. "That gets you to a greasy zip line over a ravine to the next oopstacle. Then you go through a quick and painful journey through the Grease-tacular Tube-tacular! Next up is the grease tires, followed by a greasy wheelbarrow race. And the last lucky player climbs the greasy ropes, or tries to and falls down. That's way funnier."
"That's a lot of grease," Dave worryingly told Chris," it's...all of it...so greasy!"
"Yep."
"Uh, Chris?" Zoey asked, "If this another relay, where are our batons?" A squeal cut her thoughts short. Chef was dragging two pigs by a leash. "Here they are!" Chris told them, "Freshly-greased boars. Less batons as they are bacons. "
"Good one, Chris!" Topher complimented.
"Thank you, Topher. Some of you will have to buddy up on the oopstacles and stay together. Both members will have to be there before you can continue. first team to complete it with your boar wins. Now, decide who does which oopstacle because the race is about to start."
"Lightning should start it!" Lightning declared.
"But-" Cameron started but he was cut off. "Lightning knows what's best and-" Mike dragged Lightning by his shirt before he could rant off. "Could you be quiet, Bolt Breath?" he told him. "Cameron, what were you thinking?"
"There's six obstacles," Cameron reasoned, "and ten people. I'm thinking we should let me start so we have a strong finish. Mike and Jasmine seem like the best climbers, so they should go last."
"Okay, but that leaves four obstacles and seven people."
"Don't worry," Amy told Mike, "Samey and I will partner up. One less problem to worry about."
Confessional: Samey (Mutant Maggots)
"Amy wants to be my partner?! Maybe this is some sort of turning point!"
End Confessional
"Wouldn't be fair to stick her with anyone else," Amy continued to Samey's dismay. "She's horrible at everything."
"Alright!" Jasmine yelled. "Cameron on the logs, Lightning and Leonard on the zip line, Amy and Samey on the pipes, Ella on tires, Topher and Zoey on the wheelbarrow, Mike and I will finish the relay. Let's go!" everyone on the Maggots ran to their positions. The Rats were arguing about who did what. "No way am I letting Sky be my partner," Shawn told everyone, "nor am I letting her be with anyone else."
"Shawn, be nice," Dave begged. "I'll help her with the first part so we get a strong start."
"Fine! But when you become as dry as sand because she drained you of your blood, don't come crying to me!"
"Well," Jo decided, "since Germy and Vampira are together, here's the plan. Helmet Hair and Gamer Guy will do the zip line, Zombie Nut and Miss Nature will do pipes, Dirt Boy gets the tires, Silent Bev gets the wheelbarrow, and I'll go with Major Drippy on the ropes. Got it?"
"Good plan, Jo," Sky told her, "Let's do this!" At the starting line, Cameron was struggling to keep his pig still while Sky and Dave's pig sat in stubbornness. "Do I have to pull that?" he asked with a gulp.
"I do have a idea on how we can move the pig," Sky told him, "but you need to get on the pig."
"Get on it?!"
"Just trust me." Dave nodded and got on the pig. Chris blew his air horn to start the race. Cameron's pig ran off and dragged him all over the place. Sky pushed the pig up the log. The pig slid across, with Dave screaming the whole time. Sky climbed to the top of the log and did a flip as she landed on the other side. Dave and the pig reached her and Dave slid off the pig once it stopped. "Ahh! Need soap!" he panicked. "Lots of soap!"
"Calm down," Sky told him. "Breathe." Dave slowed his breathing, and he calmed down.
Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)
"Wow. Usually I would be more panicked but Sky has this calming effect on me. That girl is an angel."
Confessional: Sky (Toxic Rats)
"I think Dave's starting to have a crush on me. But I'm not here to meet boys to date, I'm here to win, just like everyone else."
End Confessionals
At the ropes, Mike was pacing about. "I hope the others will do okay," he muttered. He looked where Zoey and Topher were standing. Zoey noticed him and waved, making him blush.
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"Okay, that girl is just amazing! She's beautiful, smart, kind, um, beautiful..." He blushed a bit. "Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on her."
Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)
"Most of the guys back home have a collective I.Q. of ten, but Mike is hot AND smart! I thought guys like him only existed in fairy tales, like unicorns and perfect hair."
End Confessionals
"Hey, Scrawny!" Jo shouted to Mike, "Prepare to lose to the Rats!"
"I thought I told you not to get cocky, Jo," Mike said with scorn.
"Puh-lease. It's not cocky if it's true."
"We both have a win and a loss. So far, no team is on top."
"Rats are still the best team." Jo leaned in to Mike's face. "You're just jealous of my team and me."
"Jealous of you? Ha!"
"What's the matter? Scared you'll lose a fight with me?" Jasmine then grabbed Mike's wrists, holding him back. "I'm warning you, Jo," Mike told her as she turned away, "If you try to pick a fight with me, I won't hold back!"
"Sure you won't," Jo mocked as she walked away.
Confessional: Jo (Toxic Rats)
"I had to mess with the little guy. I saw him climb that tree on day one, so he might have a shot at beating me. A slim chance, of course, but I couldn't let him outdo me. Besides, he couldn't take me in a fight even if he tried."
End Confessional
Mike was struggling to break free of Jasmine's grip. Brick was trying to call him down. "Let me go!" Mike screamed.
"You might want to calm down first," Brick told him.
"Besides," Jasmine added, "why would I?"
"I said," Mike growled, "let me GO!" He managed to twist Jasmine's wrists, and with unimaginable strength for someone of his size, flipped her onto Brick. Jo heard this racket and turned around. "What are you-" she began but stopped when she saw Brick and Jasmine in a pile-up. Mike shook his head as he took in what he had done. "Ugh..." Brick groaned, "My back."
"That's nothing!" Jasmine complained, "That little squirt sprained both of my wrists!" Mike blushed in embarrassment.
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"This is what I was afraid of! Back home, I've gotten a bad reputation for being ill-tempered, and frankly, I don't blame them! If something like this happens again, I'm screwed. Not just for the million bucks, but with Zoey, too."
End Confessional
At the zip line, Sky and Dave had passed the pig to Sam and Anne-Maria. "Don't you need a helmet?" Dave asked Anne-Maria.
"And mess up my hair?" she replied. "Forget it!" She hooked her harness and slid down.
Confessional: Anne-Maria (Toxic Rats)
"Sure, I wanna win a million bucks, but not at the expense of my looks. I mean, perfect hair, perfect tan, all of this is worth a billion, easy."
End Confessional
"Don't forget the pig!" Sky told Sam as he put on his harness. He grabbed the pig's leash and slid down the zip line. Cameron had finally managed to get his pig to Lightning and Leonard. "Took you long enough!" Lightning complained.
"What matters is that he completed his task," Leonard told him. "Let us move forward!" The duo hooked on to the zip line and slid down. Anne-Maria and Sam had reached Dawn and Shawn first. "Come on!" Shawn told Dawn, "let's- huh?" He saw that Dawn disappeared into the tube without him. "Wait for me!" he told her as he dove in. Topher had walked over to narrate. "Which pork will come out on top?" he told the camera, "Find out after the break on Total-"
"Ahem," Chris barged in, annoyed that Topher was stealing his limelight.
"Oh, I am so sorry. I didn't-"
"It's neck and neck as things get tube-tacular! Who's got the pork chops to win? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
"You are so good!"
"I know."
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Amy and Samey were running to the tubes. Samey was dragging the pig by its leash. Once they were at the tubes, Amy began to order her sister around. "Just get it in the tube already!" she scolded. "I'm the beauty and the brains. You're the doer of stuff that stinks!" Samey scowled at her sister.
Confessional: Samey (Mutant Maggots)
She groaned in frustration. "I swear! I'm nearing my breaking point. I might actually say something to her!"
End Confessional
"Stop fooling around," Amy told Samey, "and hurry up!" The pig got spooked and went into the pipes, dragging the twins along. Chris and Chef were watching the scene on a monitor. "I was worried about cruelty to animals during the challenge," Chris told Chef, "but I'm fine with cruelty to Samey."
"Come on, girls!" Ella rallied. Scott was tapping his foot. Dawn walked out with the pig, both being completely free of grease. "Hand it over," Scott told her.
"I can't, not just yet," Dawn told him. "Shawn needs to come, too." Shawn dragged himself out of the pipe maze. "Hey, why aren't you covered in grease?" Shawn asked Dawn. Scott snatched the leash from her and walked over to the tires. Amy and Samey had emerged from the tubes all greasy. "I'm sweaty and disgusting!" Amy complained. "I look like you."
"Oh, I'm sorry," Samey told her as she brushed Amy off, "but you were the one that scared the pig." Amy slapped her sister's hand away. "You beg my pardon?!" she scolded. "Whose fault is this?"
"Mine," Samey sighed in defeat.
"Yes. Always."
Ella was singing to her pig. "Hey, there, little girl or fella," she sung, "If you come over here, that'd be mighty swella-a-a-ah!" The pig loved her singing and began to follow her.
Scott had made it across the tires where B was waiting. B tried to indicate to him to pass the pig. "Hmm? You want him?" Scott asked. "Why didn't you say so, Beverly?!" The pig leaped into the wheelbarrow. B pulled out a remote. "What are you doing?" Zoey asked him. B didn't say. "You don't talk much, do you?"
Confessional: B (Toxic Rats)
B only shrugged.
End Confessional
B pressed a button, and the wheelbarrow began to move at a fast pace. "Looks like B extended the Rats' lead!" Chris commented. "But will it hold?" He then heard Ella's singing. "What's that noise?" He saw Ella dancing and singing with her pig. "We're right where we belong," she sung, "with an oink and a song. We are moving right along to-" Chris's air horn cut her short and the noise managed to panic the pig. "You scared him!" Ella told Chris.
"There is no singing required this season," Chris said over the intercom, "NONE!"
Meanwhile, B and his wheelbarrow carrying his pig stopped at Brick and Jo's feet. "Let's move, soldier!" Jo ordered Brick.
"Sir, yes, sir!" Brick saluted. He began to climb but with the pig on his sore back, he ended up sliding back down. "Looks like Brick's slowness on the rope will prevent this for being a runaway game for the Rats!" Chris commented.
"That mean man gave Mr. Truffles a dreadful fright!" Ella told Zoey and Topher as the pig hopped into the wheelbarrow.
"That's Chris for you," Topher said with a smirk. Ella handed the leash to Zoey. "Give Michael by best wishes," she told her. Zoey and Topher ran across the greased area. "I wish this oopstacle would have a little more excitement," Topher muttered. Suddenly, an explosion rocketed Zoey away, landing her in a greasy pit. "That's what I'm talking about!"
"Do not tell me that was what I think it was!" Mike exclaimed with worry. Topher had brought the wheelbarrow to them. "Where's Zoey?" Mike asked him.
"Oh, it was horrible!" Topher lied. "A mine blew up and sent her sailing! I tried to help her, but she said to go on without her. I could show you where she is."
"Do it now!" Topher took him to a greasy pit. "I don't see her," Mike told him as he looked in.
"Look closer!" Topher told him with a cruel smile. He kicked Mike into the grease pit, making Mike land with a SPLASH.
Confessional: Topher (Mutant Maggots)
"If I'm going to be the next thing on Total Drama, I need to cause a little drama. And Mike's the perfect pawn."
End Confessional
Jasmine had taken the pig and had it on her back. She then began to climb at a fast pace.
Confessional: Jasmine (Mutant Maggots)
"Mike is awfully lucky a sprained wrist doesn't slow me down."
End Confessional
She scaled the wall with ease. She dropped down with her pig first, with Jo and Brick dropping down after her. "Great work," Jo muttered to Brick, "Thanks to you, we lost!"
"Not so fast," Chris told them, "It isn't official until I say so." Jasmine gave a satisfied smirk. "The Toxic Rats win!" Chris declared, to everyone's shock. Jo and Brick cheered. Jasmine wasn't as thrilled. "What?!" she protested. "But I finished the course first!"
"Remember what I said about sticking together? Yeah, you and Topher both broke that rule, so that results in your disqualification."
"You know who to blame for this?" Topher asked.
"TOPHER!" Mike shouted. "WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"That doesn't sound good," Brick muttered. Mike, now greased-covered and burning with fury, laid eyes on Topher. "Give me one good reason I'm not turning you into a skin coat right now!" he threatened.
"Gee, Mike," Topher said with fake sweetness, "what happened to you?"
"You know what you did!"
"I hope Zoey will be okay. Who knows, she might like a kind and handsome person like me instead of a runt like you." This was Mike's breaking point. He tackled Topher to the ground and the duo began to fight, and Jo, Brick and Jasmine could only watch in shock. "As much as I would love to see this this go on," Chris commented, "it's time for the Maggots to vote someone off."
At the elimination ceremony, the Maggots were seated for it. Amy, Samey, Lightning, Jasmine and Leonard were in the back row while Cameron, Zoey, Ella, Topher and Mike were all up front. "Let's see," Chris began, "you all tried your best, and it stank. Let's see who you all blame for your collective failure."
Confessional: Ella (Mutant Maggots)
"Not Michael! He's a saint!"
Confessional: Samey (Mutant Maggots)
"Mike's my friend. It wouldn't be right to vote him. I vote Topher.
Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)
"I told everyone what happened with me, and they knew that Topher lied. He's gone."
Confessional: Jasmine (Mutant Maggots)
"That bloke is gonna pay for breaking my wrists!"
Confessional: Amy (Mutant Maggots)
"I vote for Mike. I'm the better twin, and him pretending I wasn't there will be a mistake on his part!"
End Confessionals
"The following are safe," Chris began as he passed out the regular marshmallows, "Lightning, Zoey, Jasmine, Cameron, Amy and Samey, Leonard, and Ella." Mike gasped when he realized he was in the bottom two while Topher had a cocky smile. "And the Toxic Marshmallow goes to..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Topher!"
"What?!" Topher exclaimed. The green marshmallow was tossed at him and he dodged it. "But-but-"
"Good riddance," Mike told him. "Now I suggest you leave before I make you!" Chef dragged Topher away. He was now at the Hurl of Shame. "Any last words?" Chris asked him.
"You sure picked a good elimination device," Topher commented, "A device I should not be in!" He was hurled off before he could continue. "Three players down," Chris began, "who will next to ride this bad boy? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
Votes:
Zoey: Topher
Leonard: TopherMike: Topher
Amy: Mike
Jasmine: Mike
Samey: Topher
Topher: Mike
Lightning: Topher
Cameron: Topher
Ella: Topher
Eliminated: Topher (7-3)
Yeah, bet that elimination blindsided you! But don't think this is the last you'll see of him...If you didn't guess it, this is the challenge was from episode two of Pahkitew Island. With a bigger cast, I thought it would be a good idea to use some of that season's challenges. I will have a few of my own challenges, but I'll admit they might be a little...gritty, for lack of a better word.Also, Sky's reason for being upset last chapter is explained! I was going to have it revealed a different way, but I scrapped that idea. Sky and Dave's conflict with Shawn will also be a thing, as well.That should be it, I believe. If you want to take a guess on who's next to get the boot, go right ahead! This is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.