"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island," Chris recapped, "our campers went on a greasy relay race. Samey made a new friend in Mike, and Topher tried to up the drama by pressing all of Mike's buttons, which resulted in a full-out brawl between the two. Due to a technicality, the Maggots lost, and Topher ended up riding the Hurl of Shame. Who will be next to go? And what will they endure before then? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"

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Most of the campers were in the main lodge eating a white paste Chef made for breakfast. Sam took a bite and immediately spat it out. "Now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel," he said. He noticed Scott had his gruel on his face. "Sorry, buddy," Sam apologized.

Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)

He whittled a stick with his shark tooth. "Wimp. I come from a dirt farm. I can always munch on a clod if I get the munchies. But the Rats need to lose again if I want my strategy to work. Time to up the self-sabotage."

End Confessional

Anne-Maria was spraying her hair with hairspray, though it was choking Dave. "Sorry, short-stuff," she told him, "On the upside, your lungs are now waterproof."

"I don't want them waterproof!" he choked out. "Take that somewhere else!"

Jo and Brick were having a race to see who could eat the fastest. Brick then began to choke on his spoon. "Easy, Jarhead," Jo told him. She punched his back, making him spit out the spoon, hitting Samey on the cheek. "Ow!" she cried out.

"Quit whining!" Amy scolded her, "You'll make us sound weak!" Zoey looked at them with concern.

Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)

"I'm worried about Samey. Amy seems to always put her down. I want Amy gone soon." She widened her eyes. "Is that too mean?"

End Confessional

"You're already weak," Jo commented. "We have two wins to your one, so you might as well give up. Nothing will stop me from winning."

"Jo," Mike's voice called out, spooking Brick. Mike stood in the doorway, and he now had on a dark blue hoodie and tinted sunglasses that hid his eyes. He walked over to Jo. "I thought I warned you not to get cocky," he told her.

"Please," she scoffed, "You better not get in my way, pipsqueak, or else."

"Or else what?" Mike challenged. Brick began to back away from the two towards the Maggots. "I hope those two don't start fighting," Zoey told him, "I don't want Mike to get hurt."

"It's not Mike I'm worried that'll get hurt," Brick told her.

"Mike isn't capable of doing that."

"But me, Jo and Jasmine can verify that. Right?" He slapped Jasmine's hand, which was now sore and bandaged. She elbowed Brick, sending him flying.

Lightning was stirring his pasty gruel. "There has GOT to be some protein in here!" he complained. He took a bite and he began to choke. "Don't worry," Dawn said as she walked over to him, "I'll save you." She used the Heimlich maneuver on him until he spat out a cockroach. "Whoo!" Lightning breathed. "That was a close one. Thanks, Creepy Girl."

"Hmm? For what?" she said, not paying attention to him. She picked up the cockroach and stroked it. "You're safe now, little one." The cockroach purred in her hand.

Cameron was fixing his glasses when a rat with an enormous brain scurried up to him. "Look!" he squealed with delight. "A cute member of the Rattus genus!" The rat's eyes began to glow, and it floated in mid-air, to Cameron's surprise. Soon, everyone was running out of the main lodge, with the rat using its telekinesis to hurl a fridge out the door. "Attention, campers!" Chris said over the intercom, "Head to the looming tragedy that is Mount Looming Tragedy." Everyone ran to the mountain. Soon, everyone reached the top, out of breath. Cameron walked over to a bush and threw up. "Man," Jo commented, "that is just-" Brick quickly covered her mouth. "I wouldn't finish that," he warned. "I can feel Mike glaring at you under those specs of his." Mike was looking in Jo's direction, a scowl on his face. Chris's whistle got everyone's attention.

"Listen up, mutant food," Chris told them. "Part one of today's challenge is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way to the top of that cliff. First team to the top gets an advantage in part two."

"Chris?" Leonard piped up. "Not all of us have the climbing ability of a monkey."

"You can climb with your hands or use whatever you find in the junk pile. Don't worry, this junk pile doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle!" A human-sized cockroach hissed at the campers, making them flinch. "Yeah," Chris continued, "he's a bit of a hoarder. His estate is full of useful crud and disgusting crud." The beetle tossed a toilet at them, which barely missed them. "That is, if you can get to it." Chris nodded to Chef. Chef, on top of the cliff, blew a huge horn to start the race. "It is ON!" Chris announced.

"Double time, Rats," Jo ordered as everyone ran to the cliff. Cameron had tried to climb up the cliff. "Shirt so...heavy," he strained, "Socks weighing me down." He slid down, showing he only climbed about a foot up. Mike saw this and sighed. "Need help?" he asked him.

"A little," Cameron admitted. "I'll admit, my greatest strengths are mental, not physical."

"Yeah. Hmm, maybe I can toss you up there."

"Um, please tell me that was a joke."

Mike groaned as he realized what he said. "Bad idea," he muttered. "Really bad idea. Why did I think that?"

"I'll, uh, leave you to it." Cameron walked off. Mike could only sigh. "Is everything alright?" Ella asked him as she walked over. "Maybe a song might help you." She cleared her throat before she began. "We're climbing on this sunny, sunny day. Hit the ground, we just may!"

"Ella!" Mike told her while covering his ears, "Why don't you make like a bee and buzz away!"

"You're right!" she declared, oblivious to Mike's annoyance, "If we want to win, we must get moving!" A flock of little birds began to carry her up the cliff.

Confessional: Ella (Mutant Maggots)

"At times, I find my relationship with Mike to be tumultuous. But I know it will get better!"

Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)

"I don't hate Ella. She's sweet, but there IS a thing as too sweet, like those chocolate donuts with chocolate filling and covered with chocolate icing and chocolate sprinkles. I tried one of those things, and it made me sick to my stomach. I also don't get why she's more friendly to me than anyone else. If it's because she thinks I like her singing, that's a big, fat NO. It may charm birds, but her singing hurts my ears."

End Confessionals

Mike began to climb up the cliff. He soon reached a ledge where Zoey and Samey were resting at. "Hi, Mike," Zoey greeted. "Making good progress, huh?"

"Yeah," Mike bitterly replied, to the girls' surprise.

"I'm sorry if I made you upset."

Mike sighed. "I'm sorry I snapped at you two. I guess I have been acting more crabby lately."

"Um, this may be a stretch," Samey cut in, "but I'm guessing you might have lost a few hours of sleep."

"Try two days worth."

"Don't you think you're exaggerating a little?" Mike took off his sunglasses, showing bloodshot eyes with heavy bags underneath them. "Oh," Zoey said. "Well, it's not too bad."

"Don't sugar-coat it. Never was a fan of sweets."

"Then, let me say that you look awful," Samey told Mike.

"That's the reason I'm wearing these," he replied while he put his shades on.

Meanwhile, Jo and Brick were having a race to the top. "Forget it, Cadet," Jo told Brick,"I had a rock climbing play pin. I grew up doing this."

"Well," Brick countered, "I aced the rock in Cadets. Even dislocated my hip getting my obstacle course patch. Watch this." Brick rotated himself 180 degrees, but in doing so, he twisted his arm. "Wow," Jo told him. "When did you learn how to rotate your arm?"

"Just now," Brick squeaked out in pain. Meanwhile, B was trying to get something from the junk pile when the mutant beetle breathed fire at him, making him back away. "I sense B has a plan," Dawn told her team, "but we must distract this tortured soul if it's going to work." Sky went to the junk pile and pulled out a recorder. "Over here!" Sam called out to her. "I've got the high score on Musical Warriors 4!"

"Are you sure we should-" Dave began.

"If he says he's good, we should at least give him a chance," Sky told him. She passed the recorder to Sam, and he began to play, though it was horrible. Samey, Mike and Zoey heard it from atop the ledge. "Is Sam trying to play music?" Samey asked.

"That's not music," Mike told her as he covered his ears, "That is what a skunk sounds like before it plans on spraying you."

Sam managed to get the beetle's attention. It hissed at him and gave chase. "The console plays better music!" Sam cried out as he ran from the beetle. B began to grab some things while it was distracted. "Looks like the Rats' mechanical genius have the right idea," Leonard told his teammates. He used his staff to levitate some stuff over to him, Jasmine, Amy and Cameron. Cameron was going to get something out but Amy pushed him aside. "I got dibs!" she told him as she grabbed a hook and rope. Jasmine came over next and grabbed two plungers, though she winced as she began to climb.

Confessional: Jasmine (Mutant Maggots)

"As the unofficial leader of the Maggots, I had to show them that two sprained wrists weren't gonna stop me from winning! But if we lose, Mike better sleep with an eye open."

End Confessional

Jo was getting close to the top. Chef then picked up a walkie-talkie. "They're getting close," Chris's voice spoke from it. "Ice them." Chef gave a smirk before he began to hurl huge ice blocks down the cliff. Jo was quick to dodge them but Brick wasn't as lucky, with one hitting his hand. Zoey, Samey and Mike dodged a few ice blocks that were tossed at them. "If we could only get up there," Samey thought. She gasped once she got an idea. "Mike! You can toss me up to the top!"

"What?!" he cried out. "That's a bad idea! I should know; I recommended it to Cam and I knew it was a rotten idea." Zoey and Samey looked at him wide-eyed, and he began to blush in embarrassment. "Anyway," Samey continued, "I think you can do it. Please?"

"Don't bother," Amy told them as she climbed up using her rope, "Like I said, she's the worst." She laughed as she climbed up. Samey growled at her sister before turning to Mike. "Do it!" she firmly told him, "And don't hold back!"

"I wish you didn't say that," Mike muttered in defeat. He grabbed Samey and tossed her upwards with as much force as he could muster. She screamed as she went flying.

Back at the junk heap Sam was being pummeled by the mutant beetle. "If anyone wants to help," he moaned, "please do!"

"Wait!" Dawn realized. She held up the little cockroach from this morning. "Is this why you're distraught?" The mutant beetle turned and saw the little bug scurry out of Dawn's hands and to it. It picked up the little bug and pat it on the back. The little bug burped out a small flame and the big bug smiled as it scurried away. "That was beautiful!" Dawn said.

"Ugh," Sam groaned in pain, "I can taste my spine."

B had an assortment of items underneath a large sofa. "Baking soda?" Dave wondered. "A broken chair leg? This junk won't get us to the top!"

"I was clobbered so you can get that?" Sam asked B. B motioned everyone to climb on. He, Sam, Anne-Maria, Shawn and Dawn sat on the sofa while Scott grabbed an armrest. Dave and Sky were the only ones not on it. "I'm not getting on that filthy thing!" Dave protested.

"But Dave," Sky tried to reason with him, "all of us have to get to the top by any means necessary."

"If you won't get on here," Sam thought, "maybe Sky could fly you to the top with her wings."

"Yeah, that might work!" Dave agreed. "Could you do it, Sky?"

"Um, I'll try," Sky decided. "B, whatever you're doing, do it before I take off." B nodded, and he took two wires he was holding and put them together. The sofa suddenly rocketed up, to everyone's shock. Meanwhile, Sky had extended her wings. "Hold on tight," she told Dave as she grabbed him.

"Um, Sky?" he asked with a romantic tone to his voice, "Maybe we can- AHHH!" Sky took off with lightning speed, making Dave scream with fright and surprise. At the top of the cliff Chef was about to toss another ice block when he heard Samey's scream. She crash-landed on the rocks. "I'm alive?" she gasped. "And I'm the first to the top?! OMG, I won!"

"No way!" Jo protested once she and Brick got to the top. "How did Cheerleader beat us?"

"Not so fast," Chris told them as he flew up in a jetpack. "First team to the top wins part one. And it looks like both teams are short a few members."

Confessional: Samey (Mutant Maggots)

"I'm still happy. I was the first person to reach the top! Yes!"

End Confessional

The rocket-powered couch and Sky came up to the top next, landing on Chef. The momentum from the rocket-launched couch sent Scott flying up before he crashed back down.

Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)

"Okay, Beverly the explosives-expert mime has to GO!" He slams his shark tooth in the outhouse wall.

End Confessional

"And the Rats win, thanks to B and Sky," Chris announced. All the Rats cheered, save for Scott. Mike and Zoey had climbed up to the top. "Did we win?" Mike asked as he walked up to Samey.

"No," she replied, "but I got to the top first. That's a win for me!"

"That's pathetic," Jo muttered, though Brick was signalling her to be quiet.

"What do you mean?" Mike asked, venom in his voice.

"I mean, why are you happy? You weaklings lost to the Rats. Looks like all is lost for you runty maggots."

"Just because you're ahead now doesn't mean the Maggots won't come back and kick your tail!" As Mike raised his fists as he talked, he accidentally punched Brick away. "Ah! Ah!" Brick screamed, "Hey, my arm's fixed! Thanks a-" However, as he walked back, he fell off the cliff, eventually landing on his other arm. "My other arm!" he winced.

"Sorry, Brick!" Mike called out to him.

"Who else is heading for a fall?" Chris announced. "Literally. Find out after the break."

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The teams were on a field, which was made cold and icy due to a ice-making machine. Everyone was shivering. "Cold enough for you?" Chris mocked as he and Chef, both decked in warm winter gear, drove up in a snowmobile.

"It is cold," Ella shivered.

"Looks like you picked a good day to wear something warm," Cameron said to Mike, who wasn't as chilled as everybody else.

"Part two of today's challenge," Chris explained, "Capture the Snow Fort. To win, you either have to demo the other team's fort," He pointed to a sloppily put-together fort on the the left, "or capture their flag and bring it to their fort. Rats won the first bit, so they get first dibs on the forts."

"E-e-easy," Dave stuttered. "We take the castle."

"Wait," Scott told him,"It could be a trick. Nice on the outside means nasty on the inside."

"How about we vote on it?" Sky told her team. "All in favor of Scott's idea, raise your hand." Scott and Shawn raised their hand. "All in favor of Dave's?" Everyone else raised their hand. "We take the castle." Inside the castle, all the Rats cheered, except for Scott."Ha!" Anne-Maria cried out. "Rats rule!"

"This battle is so ours!" Brick cried out. Sky high-fived him, though she hit his sore arm, making him scream out in pain.

At the slushier fort, the Maggots were looking at their weak fort. "It could be worse," Ella optimistically told her team.

"This is sha-awful!" Lightning complained.

"Listen up!" Chris announced through a megaphone, "Use the shovels to fling your mystery snowballs to hit the enemy's fort."

"Why are they called that?" Ella asked.

"Because they each inflict major damage, thanks to the secret weapon hidden inside each snowball. But some will damage you. Each team must elect a captain to command and conquer, starting now!"

"As team captain, I saw we-" Jo and Brick said at the same time. The duo glared at each other. "Thumb wrestle," she told him, "Stat." The duo thumb-wrestled for a few seconds before Jo managed to push away Brick's thumb to the point that it broke. "Never met a girl stronger than me, Captain," Brick saluted. "Not even my mom!"

Confessional: Jo (Toxic Rats)

"Huh. Seems Brick's a gentleman. He hardly tried. And chivalry is a weakness I can take advantage of."

End Confessional

"Dave, Sky, Game Guy, Lazy and I will capture the enemy's flag," Jo ordered, "Everyone else guard the fort." As Dave and Sky walked Sky pulled Dave's hand. "Careful," she warned him, "I think Mike might be crazy."

"And you," Dave replied, "Um, be careful not to sprain your wings." The two shared a smile.

"I'm captain," Jasmine declared, "Live with it. Me, Lightning, Samey and Ella will get the flag. Everyone else guard this excuse of a fort."

"Um, Jasmine?" Samey spoke up. "Don't you think Mike would be good to capture the flag?"

"Don't listen to her," Amy countered, "She's just trying to get out of doing her part."

"My plan goes," Jasmine told Samey.

"But-" she argued but Chris cut her short. "And...go!" he announced.

"Hop like kangaroos!" Jasmine ordered. She, Lightning and Samey ran out of the fort. "Don't worry, Prince Michael," Ella told Mike before she left, "I'll repay your kindness by getting the flag for you." She then skipped away. Zoey watched the whole scene with a confused look.

Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)

"What was that, with the prince talk?" She sighed. "If Mike has a crush on Ella, I'll...I'll leave them be." Her voice wavered as she said this.

Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)

"The last person that called me Michael was my Uncle Manny, and he was scolding me. I think it went like this..." He cleared his throat before speaking in an Australian accent. "'Michael! How many times have I told you not to mess with those porcupines? This is the fifth time this month that I had to yank quills out of ya. You're not a pincushion. And don't think about swatting those critters with my cricket bat!' Yeah, I don't like being called Michael. And prince? If anything, the only prince I am is Zoey's prince, if it's alright with her."

End Confessionals

Zoey saw that Mike had walked outside and decided to follow him. "Where are you going?" she asked him.

"I thought I'd come out here and get some z's," he replied. "At least I won't be as crabby as this morning."

"Yeah, r-right." Mike noticed that Zoey was still shivering. He took off his hoodie and gave it to her. "Here," he told her.

"For me? But what about you?"

"I can withstand the cold longer than most people. Besides, you need it more than me. I insist." The two shared a moment together. "If it isn't Mr. Hotshot himself!" Jo taunted to Mike. She was running to the Maggots' fort. "Prepare to lose twice in a row, runt!"

Mike removed his sunglasses and glared at Jo with his bloodshot eyes. He took some snow on the ground and made a snowball. He hurled it with all his strength at Jo. The snowball nailed her in the head, knocking her out cold. "That's...impressive," Zoey told Mike. He gave a meek smile.

The sun was rising higher in the sky. "My ice is melting," Chris said as he drank his icy drink. "Your forts will too, if you don't hurry." Jasmine was running across the ice when the ice suddenly cracked beneath her, sending her down into the frigid water and turning her into a human popsicle. "Forgot to mention no man's land is more like no man's water!" Chris told them.

"We have to get her out!" Samey told Lightning.

"You do that," he replied, "while the Lightning wins it!" He ran off, leaving Samey to get Jasmine unfrozen. As Lightning ran, Ella skated by him. "Come on, Lightning!" she rallied. She began to sing. "Let's skip and skate on by, so no one go homes tonight!" Lightning only rolled his eyes.

Confessional: Lightning (Mutant Maggots)

"I'm used to carrying the team back home, but at least those guys can play the game, unlike these losers. But Lightning won't give up. I won't lose! I don't know how to lose! And-"

"Hey!" Dave shouted from outside the confessional. "How much longer are you going to hog that? Other people besides you have to use that!"

"Can it, twig! Lightning had dibs!"

End Confessional

At the Rats' fort, Dawn was trying to listen to the snowballs. "No, I'm not gonna listen to the snowball," Scott told her, "I'm gonna chuck it!" As he talked, B walked over to a huge ice block. He pulled out a pick from his jacket and began to chip at it.

"But it's full of negative energy!" Dawn told Scott.

"So...am...I," he strained as he lifted a snowball. It exploded in his hands, covering him in soot. "You weren't held enough as a child," Dawn comforted, to Scott's bewilderment.

Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)

He was sitting in a little ball, twitching with worry. "Okay, s-she's gotta go, too!"

End Confessional

"This one!" Dawn said as she pointed to a snowball. Scott put it on the shovel and flung it. It managed to knock Mike back a few feet. "Lucky guess," Scott muttered. "Too bad I missed the fort." Mike took the snowball that was tossed at him and tossed it back. It managed to put a hole in one of the castle's turrets. "Nice shot," Zoey told him.

"Thank you," Mike thanked her, blushing as he said it.

Amy and Scott continued to fling snowballs at each other. Soon, a huge snowball landed at the Rats' fort, revealing the mutant beetle from earlier. "Whoa, remember her?" Scott told it, pointing to Dawn. "She organized your family reunion." The little beetle hissed at the big one, and Dawn waved at them. "Don't hurt us, hurt them!" Scott told them. The beetles scurried to the Maggots' fort. "I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer," Dawn told Scott, who only scoffed. They noticed Anne-Maria was still in the fort, spraying her hairdo. "You're not supposed to be here!" Scott told her.

"Please," she scoffed, "Like I'm gonna ruin my looks out there."

"I'll get her moving," Shawn told Scott. He grabbed Anne-Maria's hairspray and tossed it out the fort towards the Maggots' fort. "No!" she cried out. "This ain't over!" She ran out of the fort. "Lousy Shawn, making me run out here."

"That was too easy," Shawn muttered.

"Incoming!" Sky warned Sam and Dave as they ducked a snowball flying to them.

"Hey, guys, what's up?" Anne-Maria asked them. A snowball hit her hair, but it seemed to have no effect. Dave gave a knowing smile, which Sam noticed. "No, we shouldn't," he told him.

"I'm afraid we don't have a choice," Dave replied. He and Sky got behind Anne-Maria and used her as a human shield. Meanwhile, B had finished. He had made a big lens that he placed on top of the Rats' fort. Once the sun hit it, the light reflected to the Maggots' fort, making it melt. "We're melting!" Cameron exclaimed as he held onto the flag pole.

"I'll summon some snow to repair our fort!" Leonard declared. He held up his staff. "Summon snow!" he chanted. However, nothing happened. "Hailstorm! Blizzard! Come on!" He shook his staff in stubbornness until a slushy blob was emitted from his staff, covering his face. "Aw, basilisk fangs!" he muttered.

"Perfect," Mike muttered as he took a peak in the fort. "Where's the others with the flag?" He looked back to see Lightning running in place on a piece of ice, Ella skating around with a flock of birds, and Samey dragging a still-frozen Jasmine out of the water. He could only scowl. "Mike?" Zoey asked him when she saw him scowl.

"Wait here," he told her, "I'm getting that flag."

"But-"

"Trust me, I've got the element of surprise on my side." He took off for the Rats' fort. He managed to sneak inside without being seen. He had just gotten the flag in his hands when-

"That's the Lightning's!" Lightning shouted, pointing right in Mike's direction. Scott, Shawn and Brick turned to where he was pointing and saw Mike holding their flag. He froze, knowing he was caught red-handed. "That's ours!" Shawn told him, "Hand it over!" Shawn made a dash to the flag pole but Mike knocked him away with it, sending him flying. "Come on," Lightning told him as he grabbed his hand, "Give it to me so I can win!"

"Why should I?" Mike lashed back, to Lightning's surprise. "I'm the one that got it! I should take it back!"

"Alright, you've proved that," Brick told Mike, trying to calm him down, "Now could you please hand back our flag now?"

"No way!" Lightning protested. "Lightning's the best, and Lightning's gonna get that flag!"

"If you want it so bad," Mike growled, "you'll have to pry it from my cold, lifeless hands!"

"You against me? Ha! You couldn't beat me if you tried!"

"If you to start a dogfight, I'll be happy to oblige!"

"GIMME THAT FLAG!" Scott, Lightning and Brick yelled out as they tackled Mike. The four got into a heated brawl so intense that when B looked on, he had to cover his eyes. Scott was soon tossed out of the brawl and saw the Maggots' fort melting. "What the-?" he cried out. At the Maggots' fort Leonard and Zoey were shoveling snow to repair their fort. The mutant beetles were pounding on Cameron's back. "I want my bubble!" he begged.

"Crud!" Scott cursed. He noticed B's lens and Jasmine, now out of the water and still in a shiny, reflective ice cube. "Try to talk your way out of this one," he snickered. He made a snowball and tossed it at the lens. It wobbled a little and tilted to shine its sunlight to Jasmine. It melted her and reflected back to the Rats' fort, melting it completely. All that was left was B's lens. "Nice lens, B," Scott told him in front of his team, "That's sabotage!"

"The Mutant Maggots win!" Chris announced. Amy, Cameron, Leonard and Zoey cheered when they heard this news. B scowled at Scott, who just whistled innocently.

"Uh," Shawn groaned, recovering from his injury, "What happened?" He then saw Lightning screaming and being flung away from the brawl. Now Mike and Brick were wrestling for the flag. "Let go!" they told each other. Mike then slammed the flag pole into the ice, making it break. The duo sank into the icy water.

"Huh?" Jo muttered, recovering from being knocked. "Let's win this!" She began to jog, not noticing the hole in the ice. She bobbed back up, now an ice block. "Sha-bam," Sam giggled when he saw her.

At the cabins, Jasmine, Lightning, Amy, Samey, Cameron, Ella and Leonard were celebrating their victory. "We are the best!" Jasmine declared. "Hey, Amy, thanks for getting me defrosted."

"But I was the one that got you out," Samey protested, "not Amy."

"Oink, oink, spot the attention hog!" Amy scolded her sister. "I was the one that, like, made you go."

"Um, where's Zoey and Mike at?" Zoey was walking around when she saw Mike up in a tree, fast asleep.

Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)

She romantically sighed. "He's an angel. I can't help but think that. Oh, I hope I'm not ruining what he and Ella have. I don't want to be caught in a love triangle! But I can't deny this warmth I feel around him. I mean, the guy gave me his jacket in the frigid cold! How can you not like a guy that's so caring about someone like that?!"

Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)

"Zoey." He sighed. "Man, that girl is amazing! Ella? She's sweet, but I think her sweetness is starting to give me a toothache and a migraine. I wish she would stop the whole 'prince' thing."

End Confessionals

At the Rats' cabin Scott was convincing his team to vote off B. "B stands for bad man and Beverly is a bad man," he explained.

"I never took him as that kind of guy," Sam replied, "but fact-wise, it seems he's that guy."

"It'll take more than that to change my vote," Shawn told him.

"How can you trust someone who is so secretive that he doesn't talk?" Scott asked. Shawn thought this before nodding his head. "You can't," he replied.

"He hates nature, you know," Scott whispered to Dawn, making her gasp. "I read B's diary," he continued to Brick, who had on a brown blanket to warm him back up, "He calls you fizzle." This made him go wide-eyed. "Just thought you should know," Scott finished.

Confessional: Jo (Toxic Rats)

"B may have messed with the challenge, but Sam messed with me! No one mocks me and gets away with it."

Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)

"I don't know, something seems off. I'll vote Sam off. He seemed the least helpful."

End Confessionals

At the elimination ceremony, the Toxic Rats were seated, with B, Brick, Jo, Shawn and Sam in the back row and Sky, Dave, Scott, Dawn and Anne-Maria in the front row. "After a jammed-packed day of losing," Chris began, "it all comes down to this. The following Rats are safe: Dawn, Anne-Maria, Brick, Dave, Jo, Sky, Shawn, and Scott. Which leaves Bev and Sam."

"At least I'm not going home first!" Sam optimistically yelled out. The ceremony was abruptly paused when two hang gliders, carrying a screaming Dakota and Topher, crashed into Sam and Sky. "I hate it when losers get all...clingy," Chris muttered.

"Hey, Sam," Dakota greeted while she took off her helmet.

"Oh, hi Dakota," Sam giggled, still on his back from when she crashed into him.

"And here to bring the drama in Total Drama," Topher announced, "the one and only Topher!"

"Get off of Sky!" Dave scolded. He pushed him away, then he bent down and helped Sky to her feet. "Thanks," she told him.

"Dakota, Topher, you're no longer competing, remember?" Chris reminded them.

"I don't want the money," Dakota explained as she took off her harness, "Like I need it. I just- um, close-up, please?" She motioned for the camera to come closer to her, and it did. "Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I want to get my own reality spin-off series."

"And being in the shadow of the great Chris McLean is the best way to do it!" Topher agreed. The duo were lifted away by a pair of tongs held by Chef. "You know how you were both flung into the sky the last two episodes?" Chris told them. "That means you're done. Forever!"

"Please!" Dakota begged. "We'll do anything!"

"Listen, princess, this is my show!" Chris's phone rang, and he answered it. "Huh?" He turned to Dakota. "It's your daddy." She was happy at this news while Topher looked confused. "How much money, Mr. Milton?!" Chris then hung up. "You're both back!"

"Yes!" Dakota cheered. "Thanks, daddy." Topher was also smiling. "Get ready, cause the Topher Experience is back!" he cheered.

"As interns!" Chris finished.

"An intern?!" Dakota said with disgust.

"Are you kidding me?!" Topher cried out. Chef dragged the duo away. "NOOOO!" they yelled out.

"Anyway," Chris continued, "the toxic marshmallow goes to..." Both Sam and B looked nervous. "...B!" He had a disappointed look as the green marshmallow landed at his feet and sank into the ground. At the Hurl of Shame all the Rats were there to see him off. "Any last words, Beverly?" Chris asked. "Any at all?" B looked like he was going to say something, to the amazement of his team,-

"Time's up!" Chris said. All the Rats heard was B's scream as he was hurled off. "Come back for more mutants, mayhem, and manipulation here on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"

Votes:

Scott: B

Sky: B

Dave: Sam

B: Scott

Jo: Sam

Anne-Maria: B

Sam: B

Dawn: B

Brick: B

Shawn: B

Eliminated: B (7-2-1)

Yep, B's gone, just like in canon. But this episode does have some changes that will drive some arcs into their climax. Dakota and Topher being Chris's interns will be great for me to write. (I did say in the last chapter said that I wasn't done with him yet!) The Ella/Mike/Zoey love triangle shined a whole lot in this chapter. And the next chapter will bring the Amy/Samey conflict into light. And I will be honest, the next two chapter's eliminations will get some negative reactions, I know it will, but I promise it will not be to the letter. (I never liked how they exactly spun it.)

In case it wasn't clear, Brick will be this season's 'pain magnet' like how Harold was in season two. But he will have some development, don't worry Brick fans. (I know a lot of them are out there, he's in the top four in my list of favorite TDROTI characters, along with Mike, Dawn and Zoey.) That should be it for now. Like I said before, you're welcome to leave a review if you like it, if you want to offer a little advice on how it could be better,(whether it be in the plot or if spot an error in my grammar), or if you want to guess who might go home next. This is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.