"Previously on Total Drama Revenge of the Island," Chris recapped, "our teams went deep on an underwater scavenger hunt. Jasmine and Anne-Maria got into it over who Shawn liked best, and Mike got into it with Fang in the water-skiing challenge. In the end, Dawn was tossed for swiping everyone's stuff, even though it was Scott. Sneaky. It's now Team Maggot versus Team Rat. Will the Rats man up before they're another man down? I hope not. There's nothing more entertaining than a man down." The area of dock Chef was standing on gave way, sending him into the water. Chris laughed at this. "More where that came from, right now, on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
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Cameron, Leonard and Brick were outside the communal bathrooms. "Hello?" Cameron asked as he knocked on the door. "Hurry up!"
"Keep your shirt on!" Anne-Maria shouted from inside the bathrooms. She, Samey, Zoey and Jo were all inside. Samey was fixing her make-up while Zoey fixed her hair. "Ha!" Anne-Maria mocked. "Looks like Princess Leia lost a scissors fight."
"Actually," Zoey corrected, "it's more like Queen Amidala."
"More like Queen I'm-a-dork-a." She pulled out a bottle of hairspray out of her bag and began spraying, to the others' annoyance. "Now that is how you do hair."
"I'll pass on the frilly girly hair care, thank you," Jo told her. She switched on an electric razor, and the others could only stare in shock.
Back at the Rats' cabin Sky was rallying her team. "Guys," she began, "with our, um, unique skills, we can stop those Maggots!"
"Good!" Dave supported. "Yeah! Go team!" He put his hand in the middle.
"Go, team!" Sky, Scott and Shawn rallied, joining him.
"Go, Toxic Rats!" Sam cheered as he joined them. Everyone else quickly pulled away when they saw Sam's abnormal thumb. "What is that?" Dave asked, disgusted.
"Oh, this? That's ten years of gaming right there."
"Video games?" Shawn scoffed. "Look, we are athletes. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears."
"Smelly? Us gamers are athletes, too! We have keen hand-eye coordination and cat-like reflexes. Watch." A moment later, a mousetrap was set up on the floor. "Come to Papa, cheesy," Sam chuckled. He snatched the cheese without setting off the trap. "Not even I could pull that off," Sky admitted. "I'm impressed."
"See? Told you!" Sam accidentally stepped on the mousetrap. As he stumbled back, he set off a bunch of other mousetraps that were set up. Everyone else could only wince at him. "Cat-like...reflexes," Sam groggily moaned, now covered in mousetraps.
Confessional: Sam (Toxic Rats)
"So, maybe that wasn't the best way to show my skills. But I'm totally out of practice! Chris confiscated my last handheld yesterday. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, five minutes and twenty-two seconds!" He gasped. "Could someone please send a game console?"
End Confessional
Zoey and Samey had finished their business in the bathroom and were walking in the woods. "Hey, Zoey?" Samey asked. "I heard that Dawn was booted last night."
"Really?" Zoey gasped in surprise. "But why? And who? She seemed so nice."
"I don't know who or why. But at least none of us went home. I'd hate to see everyone I like get the boot." Samey then noticed Mike asleep on a tree branch. "He must be the only guy on the island that likes sleeping like that."
"Good morning!" Zoey called out. Mike stirred before he flopped out of the tree. "Hi, Zoey," he replied back once he got to his feet. The two blushed a little, which Samey took notice of. "I'll be over here," she told them as she walked off so they could have their moment. "So..." Mike began.
"Listen, Mike," Zoey told him, "There's something I want to talk about."
"Okay. Uh, what is it?"
Zoey took a breath before she began. "Dawn told me you were the one that sent that note booting Ella."
Mike looked down at his feet. "I did. I thought I was doing her good, but I realized too late that it was a mistake and...please don't hate me for that."
"I don't! But don't try that again!"
"I won't! Honest!"
"Does anyone else know about this?"
"I only told Brick. I just hope no one else finds out, though. I doubt they're as understanding as you or Brick." Unknown to them, Topher was listening to them. He got a sly smirk.
Confessional: Topher
"Time to cause a little friction with the Mutant Maggots. And Mike's love life. This will make the drama soar sky-high!" Suddenly, Brick's alarm clock began to play, to Topher's confusion. "Where is that-?" He was hit with sewage water that sprayed in his face. "AHHH! EWWW!"
End Confessional
"It's challenge time!" Chris announced over the intercom. "Campers, meet me on the other side of the island." At the other side of the island most of the Rats and Maggots were seated on benches. "Hello, Jasmine," Shawn greeted.
"Hello, Double-Timer," Jasmine bitterly replied.
"If you're still upset about what happened between me and Anne-Maria..."
"You kissed her!"
"I didn't mean to kiss that hag!" Anne-Maria heard this and got upset. "What did you call me?" she angrily asked.
"You heard me! At least Jasmine's beauty is natural, not sprayed on!" Shawn was soon choking on Anne-Maria's hairspray. "We are SO done!" she scolded.
Confessional: Anne-Maria (Toxic Rats)
"That Goody-Goody Maggot Outback must have gotten into his pea-sized head! I knew it was too good to be true. Yeah, I knew!"
Confessional: Shawn (Toxic Rats)
"YES! Finally, no more Anne-Maria to worry about! Now I can focus on getting rid of Sky if our team loses again. I was just being nice so she can lower her guard."
End Confessionals
Mike and Zoey had walked up to join them, but they were surprised to see most of their team glaring at them. "Is something up?" Mike asked, confused.
"If it isn't the slippery fox himself," Jasmine remarked.
"Excuse me?"
"I know what you did! And I'll make sure you get the boot next!"
"What are you going on about?"
"Don't play coy! I know you got rid of Little Miss Songbird so she couldn't get in your way again." Mike gasped at this. He took a glance at Brick, who only shrugged in confusion.
Confessional: Brick (Mutant Maggots)
"I honestly have no idea how everyone found out about that! I know how to keep a secret. Plus, I didn't want to think what Mike would have done if he thought I told everyone."
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"I don't think Brick was the one that squealed on me. He knows I can easily make him see stars." He sighed a bit. "Unfortunately. But he's also a nice guy. He wouldn't do that if he wanted to. I smell a rat. A dirt farm rat."
Confessional: Topher
"I don't think Mike will figure out it was me that told them about Ella's 'departure'. He's too busy with his team to notice. This is almost too easy."
End Confessionals
Chris flew in with his jet pack and landed on the stage that he set up. He was now wearing a white wig, a black tuxedo and a pair of sunglasses. "Welcome to today's challenge," he announced, "The Weird and Wild Fashion Spectacular!"
"Fashion!" Anne-Maria exclaimed. "Now you're talking!"
"Eh, fashion," Jo scoffed. "Waste of time."
"So says the girl in men's prison sweats."
"Hey, no one needs to be reminded that I'm a girl!"
"Sorry, who's a girl?" Lightning asked. Chris blew his air horn to silence them. "Zip it!" he told them. "You won't be walking the catwalk. No. No amount of fashion can help you people. Here's how it's going to work. Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, a make-up kit and ten minutes to dress up a model, which you will send down the runway to be judged by myself, Chef, and today's Total Drama Classic Competitor: Lindsay!" Lindsay popped out of one of the suitcases on the stage. "Yay!" she cheered, modeling her new blue cowboy boots. "Don't you just love my special fashion judge-y shoes?"
"We get to dress an actual model?" Zoey asked, sounding excited.
"Yep," Chris told her, "Right after you catch one."
"Catch a model?" Jo asked. "Child's play. The way they eat, they'll pass out after three steps."
"Did I say human models? Don't think so. No, your models are out there!" Chris pointed to the woods, where fierce animal noises could be heard. "They're wild," Chris continued, "They're mutated and like me, despise teenagers. Okay, fashionistas, go!" He blew his air horn again, and the teams ran off to get their model. As the teams looked, Anne-Maria and Sky looked up in a tree to see a weird three-eyed frog. Dave managed to catch it but the frog teleported out of his hands and onto his head, then took itself and Dave up in the air. Dave screamed as he fell down while the frog just teleported itself to safety.
Lightning had found a huge turtle shell. He stepped on the creature's tail but he was grabbed by the turtle and it punched Lightning away, leaving him groaning in pain.
Cameron had found a normal-looking beaver and caught it. The beaver was actually attached to a mutant angler fish. He and Samey ran off as it chased them.
Scott had found a slice of pizza on the ground. "Pizza?" he wondered. "What's this doing here?" He noticed that Fang was hiding behind a tree, holding a rope and ax. "Too bad this has pepperoni, otherwise I'd totally eat it." Scott walked off with a smirk. Fang face-palmed and went over to the pizza to pick off the pepperoni. As he did, Scott cot the rope with his shark tooth, setting off the snare. "Oh, look," Scott teased as he grabbed the slice of pizza, "No pepperoni." Fang could only scowl as he hung by his arm from the snare.
Samey, Zoey and Leonard were watching some mutant animals fight each other. "So, which one should we use?" Samey asked.
"How about one that won't eat us," Zoey replied.
"Five minutes, people!" Chris announced over the intercom.
"Hey, guys!" Cameron called out. "How about that maggot? The one the size of a beagle? It'd be a cinch to catch and dress. We could slide it down the runway."
"Good idea, Bubble Boy," Jasmine told him.
"Let me dress it," Samey told her team, "I will this bug look stylish!"
"Come on, guys," Sky whispered to her team. They were huddled behind a bush. "There has to be something we can dress."
"How about him?" Anne-Maria pointed suggested. She pointed to a big yeti walking into a cave. "I can see it now!"
"I don't know, guys," Sam doubted, "How will we get him out onto the runway?"
"Please," Shawn scoffed, "Allow me to show you." On the stage Shawn was fixing some stuff into a duffel bag. "I present a D.D.B.: Detonating Duffel Bag. It can forcibly dress anything in a 60-foot blast radius! We'll simply blast the clothes onto him."
"Perfect," Jo commented. Sam rummaged through the bag. "Jock straps, puffy vest, beanie cap?!" he said. "Guys, this is a fashion show! We need chic, sophisticated, coordinated looks! And I know just who to talk to."
"Me, of course," Anne-Maria snidely remarked. She gave a look of shock when Sam ran past her.
Confessional: Anne-Maria (Toxic Rats)
"That idiot. If we lose, it's all on him!"
End Confessional
"All done!" Samey told her team. The maggot now had on a blue cheerleader outfit and a red bow on its head. The maggot barfed. "I agree with the maggot," Cameron spoke up.
"We don't have all day to decide!" Jasmine barked.
"Three minutes left!" Chris announced.
"If you guys don't mind," Zoey spoke up, "I'll take a crack at it."
"Go ahead," Samey replied.
Over by another area of the island, Chris was lounging in a chair drinking a coconut drink while Dakota was pushing a barrel. "Oh, Dakota?" Chris spoke up, "When you're done cleaning up the environment, could you get me another drink? Thanks." Sam then came up to Dakota. "Dakota! Hey!" he called out. "Can I help you out?"
"Aw, you're such a gentleman," she replied, making Sam smile.
"So, could you give me some fashion tips? I mean, you're so well-put together, even when dealing with toxic waste."
"You want my advice? Really?! No one ever asked me for my advice! Sure, I'd be happy to help!" Dakota lowered her voice to a whisper. "Okay, this is major secret. Like, three seasons ahead secret!" She leaned to Sam's ear. "Stripes. They are so on-trend!"
"Stripes!" Sam exclaimed. "Of course!" He ran off to join his team. "Thanks, Dakota! You're an angel!" This made her blush.
Zoey was putting the finishing touches on the maggot. "There," she said. "What do you think? Too much? Too little? Be honest. Unless it's bad."
"Wow," Brick replied, "Not bad, Zoey. Maybe you can give me some pointers."
"It's not good, either," Lightning remarked. Samey elbowed him in the stomach, making him wince a little.
"One minute left!" Chris announced.
"It's fine," Jasmine told everyone. "Let's get it to the stage already!"
Shawn was holding the D.D.B., which was now striped. "This striped duffel bomb's all ready."
"Pass it to me, Shawn!" Sky spoke up.
"Sure," he slyly agreed, passing it for her to toss. Sky gave him a confused look but shrugged it off. She tossed the bag into the cave. It exploded on the yeti, making him growl with rage. "Shawn!" Sky cried out. "It-" She noticed that Shawn had disappeared.
Confessional: Sky (Toxic Rats)
She growled in frustration. "That little coward left both me and my team to be attacked by a sasquatch! How could he?!"
Confessional: Shawn (Toxic Rats)
"Like I'm gonna stick around once that thing hits that yeti. I'm not stupid, you know. Once he starts yelling, you start running!"
End Confessionals
The stage's lights were switched on. "It's freaky forest fashion time!" Chris announced. "Maggots, show me something fierce! Chef, drop that needle." Chef, now in DJ clothes, dropped a needle on a vinyl, making some runway music play. The Maggots walked up on the stage. "This plus-sized maggot is showing off a retro fashion like no other," Samey narrated. Zoey applauded at the maggot while Mike, Brick, Cameron and Leonard smiled. Jasmine was indifferent while Lightning was glaring at Zoey's design. "Her swank new hairdo perfectly compliments a dynamite vintage 60s go-go dress," Samey finished.
"Blech!" Lightning complained, earning a glare from Mike. "It's just sha-" Mike elbowed him in the stomach, but being stronger than Samey, he knocked him back a few feet.
"Little gross with the oozing and squirming," Chris told them, "I give it an 8.5!"
"Yeah!" Cameron, Zoey, Mike and Samey cheered. Chef held up a card that read 8.0, and Lindsay held up a card that said 1.8. This earned a few complaints, and the maggot barfed on Chef. "Oops," Lindsay said. She turned her card around so it now said 8.1. Chef turned his card around so it said 0.8. "Okay," Chris continued, "Show me what you got, Rats!" He noticed the Rats weren't here yet. "Rats?" Sam ran onstage in a panic, with the rest of his team behind him. "As you can see," Sam panted, "Yeti is wearing a smart bohemian striped ensemble." The yeti ran upstage, with a pair of green-striped shorts and an orange-striped shirt. He roared at the Rats before punching them off the stage and grabbing Sam. "The outfit consists of a variety of garments applied forcefully to random parts of his body!" Sam continued to explain.
"That thing is HUGE!" Lindsay gasped, making the yeti moan in confusion.
"Ew," Dakota remarked. "Horizontal stripes? Sam, I meant vertical stripes. Horizontals make you look fat."
"They do?" Sam asked. The yeti's belly bulged under his shirt.
"True," Chris agreed, "It hardly complements the yeti's husky physique." The paparazzi began to flash cameras in the yeti's face. "Hey!" Dakota complained. "What are you guys doing? I called you here to take pictures of ME!" The yeti was sent into a bigger rage. He dropped Sam and began to rip off his clothes. "Chris is right," Lindsay said, "Stripes are so-" The yeti grabbed her and Chris's jet pack and flew off to Boney Island. "He took my jet pack!" Chris complained. Lindsay screamed in panic as she was flown to Boney Island. Chris began to fan himself. "Will Lindsay survive?" Chris narrated. "And am I legally liable if she doesn't? Find out after the break."
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Chris was talking on the phone. "What do you mean I'm liable if the yeti eats Lindsay?" he asked into it. "It's not my fault she's delicious!" He noticed the campers were staring at him. "Gotta go," he said before hanging up. Chris then turned to the campers. "Hey! For our next challenge," he nervously announced, "the two teams will...compete to rescue Lindsay! Yep, that's it. Everyone grab a canoe and head to Boney Island!"
On the lake Scott, Jo and Shawn were paddling a canoe while Sam sat in the back. "Nice fashion tips," Scott sneered at Sam.
"Sorry, guys," he apologized. "I haven't played a video game for so long, my brain's not working." He saw a pair of ducks, which became pixelated to his eyes. "Did you guys see that just now?" he asked. Meanwhile, Anne-Maria, Dave and Sky were in another canoe, though Sky was holding onto Dave for dear life.
Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)
He gave a romantic sigh. "I kinda enjoy Sky holding onto me. I don't like seeing her terrified, but her hugging was so nice."
End Confessional
Jo noticed Lightning, Jasmine, Cameron and Leonard paddling in their canoe. "Hey, Brightning!" she taunted, "Bet you can't beat me in a race!"
"You're on!" Lightning countered. They began to paddle at a fast rate, splashing Zoey and Samey in their canoe. "Those two are so vile!" Zoey commented.
"You think that's mean?" Samey told her. "One time, Amy shaved my head so that people could 'tell us apart'."
"Why would someone be like that?"
"Wish I knew." Meanwhile, Jo and Lightning's canoes passed Brick and Mike's canoe, splashing the duo. "Really?" Brick wondered. "I know I'm strong and all, but even I'm not that competitive!"
"Maybe we should teach those jocks a little humility," Mike said with a sly smile.
Confessional: Brick (Mutant Maggots)
"Oh, dear. When Mike has that tone in his voice, you know something will go down. And half of the time, it's going to be a very painful ride."
End Confessional
Mike got into the water. "Just hold on tight," he told Brick.
"I don't know," he replied, "I think we should just- AHHH!" Brick began to scream when the canoe suddenly lurched forward. The canoe zoomed past everyone else and crashed onto Boney Island. The duo landed in a tree. "Whoo!" Mike hollered. "Man, that was just...whoo!" He soon fell out of the tree, his shirt getting caught on the branches. Sky, Dave and Anne-Maria ran to where they heard the crash. "We heard a crash," Sky told them, "Is everyone okay?"
"I'm good," Brick replied before slipping out of the tree, landing on Mike. "Sorry, buddy," he told him. He helped Mike off the ground. "Thanks," he told Brick. He then noticed Anne-Maria was staring at him.
Confessional: Anne-Maria (Toxic Rats)
"I know he's on the other team, but man! Those abs of his!" She fanned herself.
End Confessional
Mike grabbed his shirt from the tree branch and slipped it over him. "We still have to rescue Lindsay, remember?" he reminded everyone. Soon, everyone was searching for Lindsay. "Lindsay!" Zoey called out. "Where are you?!" Scott noticed her and gave a little smirk.
Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)
"I know the teams aren't merging soon, but I'd thought I work on the Maggots a little. Zoey looks ripe for the plucking, and ask anyone on the farm back home, I'm a great plucker."
End Confessional
Scott began to cry, catching Zoey's attention. "Scott, are you okay?" she asked.
"This is all my fault!" Scott lied.
"What do you mean?"
"My team voted off Dawn behind my back and she's the only one who could talk to that big ape. Lindsay is doomed!" He cried on Zoey's shoulder. "There, there," she comforted, "It'll all work out in the end, you'll see." Unknown to her, Scott was sneering. But unknown to the duo, Mike had saw them and was glaring.
Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)
"Poor Scott. Who knew he had a sensitive side?"
Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)
He was crying in his arm, but it turned into a cackle. He then choked on a fly he accidentally swallowed.
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"So, that's Scott's little game, huh? Two can play that game. And I know just who to talk to."
End Confessionals
Mike tripped Dave when he ran past. "Are you okay?" he asked as he helped him up.
"Yeah," Dave replied.
"Man, I'm worried."
"About Lindsay?"
"Not only that. I heard Dawn say that there was a traitor on the Toxic Rats."
"That's what she said before she was hurled off! But who could it be?"
"Well, I'm no expert, but I think whomever Dawn was talking about was her vote. Find out who she voted for, find the traitor."
"That does makes sense. I'll keep it in mind." As he walked off, Mike gave a little smirk.
Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)
"I'd hate to admit it, but he makes a sound argument. The only one that was in the bottom two with Dawn was Scott. Time to do a little research."
End Confessional
Soon, everyone reached a cliff. "Guys!" Cameron pointed out. "The yeti!" At the top, the yeti and Lindsay were sitting side-by-side. "It's okay, yeti," she told him, "The world just can't handle beauty like yours. You're a snowflake. But just like, a lot bigger. Like, I mean, a LOT bigger."
"What's with all the scaffolding?" Scott wondered.
"I'm turning Boney Island into my personal resort," Chris answered. "The health department said it was unfit for human life but I sent workers in anyway. Wonder where they went." The scene flashed to some mutant beavers munching on some bones, with a few skeletons surrounding them.
"Don't hurt him!" Lindsay told everyone. "He just has big hairy body issues!"
"I hear that," Jo muttered, to Zoey's confusion. "Uh, I mean, did you hear that? He's got issues! We got to take that psycho yeti out!"
"And that's what the Maggots will do!" Brick told her. He held up a duffel bag similar to what Shawn had earlier. "Take this!" he shouted as he tossed it up to the yeti. It exploded, covering the yeti in a yellow shirt, green shorts, and a propeller hat. Almost everyone laughed at the yeti, except for Mike, who only sighed as he began to climb up.
Confessional: Mike (Mutant Maggots)
"I don't think that yeti likes being dressed up. I don't blame him. Back home, the most formal thing I ever wore is the stuff I'm wearing now. You wouldn't catch me in something like a tux anytime soon."
Confessional: Brick (Mutant Maggots)
"Fine. I'll stay away from fashion from now on. Happy?" He wiped away a tear.
End Confessionals
The yeti roared and stomped around, knocking the scaffolding down to make a walkway. "Alright," Jo told her team, "we'll attack that yeti from three sides. Zombie nut will go on the left, Dirt Boy will go on the right, and I'll take the center."
"What about Sam?" Sky spoke up.
"Gamer Boy?" Scott scoffed. "He's useless! Look at him. He's in his own little world." Sam was groaning while he laid down. "Need...game," he moaned, "Any game!" He giggled when he saw his hand pixelate.
"Let's go!" Jo told Scott and Shawn. The trio ran up to the cliff. Meanwhile, the rest of the Maggots were thinking of a plan. "How will we get Lindsay down?" Samey asked.
"Maybe if we got someone prettier than Lindsay," Cameron thought, "we can lure the yeti away."
"Don't even think about sending me up there!" Jasmine told her team.
"Well," Samey spoke up, "since it was my idea..." Zoey stopped her. "Get the beauty products out," she decided, "I'll do it."
Confessional: Zoey (Mutant Maggots)
"I don't mind getting all fancied up. It's for a good cause. Besides, I think I saw Mike climbing up there earlier, so if anything goes wrong, he'll be there!"
End Confessional
Scott, Jo and Shawn were climbing up the scaffolding poles to Lindsay and the yeti. The yeti noticed some barrels and began to toss them at the Rats, sending them back to the ground. Mike had observed this from the side of the cliff he was climbing. "Man," he muttered. A barrel came at him, and he had to flatten himself to avoid getting hit. When the barrels stopped coming down, he proceeded to climb up.
Sam had seen what was happening before the sight turned into an old-fashioned video game. "Whoa!" he gasped, "Video-Game World! My ultimate gamer dream! Still one life left. It's all on me now. Let's do this!" He ran up the scaffolding, making video-game noises as he did so. "Wow," Dave muttered, "Sam's booking it." The yeti tossed barrels down on Sam but he managed to jump over them.
"Sam, look out!" Dakota warned. Sam grabbed a hammer and began to bash the incoming barrels.
"This will make me look nice, right?" Zoey asked as Samey and Brick did her make-up.
"Trust us," Brick told her, "You'll be perfect."
"As long as you follow my lead," Samey told him.
"But Sam is making good time!" Cameron pointed out.
"Move it, wimps!" Lightning barged in. He grabbed Samey's make-up brush and began to fix Zoey up. "Just some blush and sha-done!"
"Thank you!" Zoey breathed. Samey and Cameron just looked at each other. Brick only fainted. "I guess that means that I'm a drop-dead knockout," Zoey giggled, unaware of her make-up. "Oh, yeti, your princess is coming!" she called out as she walked up.
Sam was struggling to ascend to the top, dragging his hammer. A barrel knocked him off his feet. "Could really use...a power-up," he groaned.
"Go, you crazy coach potato!" Shawn told him.
"You can do it, Sam!" Dakota cheered. Sam charged at the yeti but the yeti stopped him and tossed him off the cliff. "Game over!" Dave told him.
"Am I done all my lives?" Sam moaned.
"That had to hurt," Mike commented. The yeti noticed him at the top and threw another barrel. He managed to hold his ground but he was now blinded. "I can't see!" he shouted as he felt his way to Lindsay and the yeti. Zoey had just arrived, with excess eye shadow and lipstick. "Hi," she greeted.
"I think I hear the voice of an angel!" Mike exclaimed. "It would help if I could see her." The yeti and Lindsay stared at Zoey. "See?" she told the yeti. "That's another what not to do." The yeti laughed at this. Zoey gasped at the mockery. "But I thought..." she muttered.
"What do you think you're doing, laughing at Zoey like that?!" Mike yelled, now furious. When the yeti didn't stop, Mike followed his laughter and socked him off the cliff.
"Those were some pretty great moves back there," Dakota told Sam.
"Thanks," Sam replied, "People don't give us gamers much credit but-" The yeti landed right on top of Sam. "That'll teach you to laugh at my friends!" Mike shouted down. Chris flew to him on his jet pack. "Mutant Maggots," he told Mike and Zoey, "you've got immunity." All the Maggots cheered. "Aw, come on!" Sky moaned.
"Um," Lindsay told Zoey, "here." She passed her a compact mirror. She gasped at her reflection. "But how-?" Mike had regained his sight and gasped when he saw Zoey. He then turned to his team. "'Just a little blush', you said," Samey scolded Lightning.
"What do you mean?" Lightning countered. "I'm the best at sha-everything!"
"Hey, Bolt Breath!" Mike shouted to him, "Here's a make-over for you!" Mike started throwing barrels at Lightning. "Hey, quit it!" he shouted as he dodged the barrels. "Someone, help!" Mike kept throwing barrels. "As much as I'd love for this to go on forever," Chris said, "it's time to head back to camp. Rats, you have some voting to do."
Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)
"Duh!"
Confessional: Jo (Toxic Rats)
"It's pretty clear."
Confessional: Dave (Toxic Rats)
"Sorry, Sam."
Confessional: Shawn (Toxic Rats)
"Goodbye, vampire!"
End Confessionals
At the elimination ceremony, all the Maggots were on the left side while the Rats were on the right side. "Well," Chris began, "that was a complete fiasco. Shawn, you bagged yourself a fashion disaster. And Sam, you just totally dropped the barrel on this one. One of the Rats is going home, but it's not going to be Scott, Anne-Maria, Jo, Dave or Sky. You're all safe. Now then, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to..." Sam had a worried look while Shawn just looked indifferent. "..."
"..."
"..."
"...Sam!" Sam only groaned in defeat. The toxic marshmallow hit him in the head before it fell and sank into the ground. "Looks like I'm all out of continues," he told his team. "Sorry I couldn't have been more help to you guys."
"Semper fi," Brick saluted to him.
"Sit down, fool," Lightning told him. Sam saluted back before he was dragged off by Chef. "Thank you," Chris told Chef before turning to the teams. "Now then, Mutant Maggots, you're probably wondering why I asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony. I need a strong volunteer from each team."
"Right here!" Lightning declared.
"Ditto," Scott agreed.
"Pack your bags!" Chris told the boys.
"You're hurling them, too?" Zoey asked.
"Nah! These two are switching teams!" Everyone gasped. The duo walked to their new teams. "Hey there, teammate," Scott told Zoey, worrying Mike.
"Time for the Lightning to strike on my new team!" Lightning declared. Jo grabbed his hand. "You mean MY team!" she told him, crushing his hand.
At the Hurl of Shame Sam was about to be hurled off. "Any final words?" Chris asked him.
"Can I get my games back?" Sam asked. Chef nodded his head no. "Sam!" Dakota shouted as she ran up to the catapult.
"Dakota! You came to see me off!"
"Aw...I'm gonna miss you. Here, call me, okay?" She handed him a slip of paper.
"I may have lost the game, but I won the heart of the girl of my DREEAAMMSS!" Sam was hurled off, to Dakota's disappointment. "Oops," Chris said. "Who will be the next loser hurled? How much can we humiliate them first? And will Lightning ever tell the difference between guy and girl?"
"What girl?" Lightning asked off-screen.
"Find out next time on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
Votes:
Jo: Sam
Scott: Sam
Sky: Shawn
Sam: Shawn
Anne-Maria: Sam
Dave: Sam
Shawn: Sky
Eliminated: Sam (4-2-1)
40,000 words! I can't believe it!
Anyway, to the story. Another canon elimination, I know, but the team swap is a little different. How will Lightning and Jo do on the same team? And with Scott on the Maggots, will he resume his ways, unaware that Mike knows all? The next chapter will be the mine challenge, and if anyone wants to take a guess on who will go home next, please, be my guest.
I also know that I've gotten a review or two on who the 'other villain' of this story might be, and I'll probably announce it in the next chapter, as well. Some of you may be disappointed, or shocked, or upset, or all three, but the way I see this story play out, for me it'll be just fine.
That should be it for now. If I'd miss anything, go ahead and leave a review. Until then, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.