Total Drama Revenge of the Island: With My Unique Plot

by Dunsparce519

A Total Drama story like you've never seen! All 13 of the second generation cast along with 9 members of the third generation cast compete on a toxic island for one million dollars on my version of season four. But not all characters are like canon. What if Leonard wasn't a LARPer, but a novice wizard? What if Scott wasn't the only villain? Reviews welcome if you decide to read.

19. Chapter 19: Revenge of the Hurled

"You've seen Brick, Shawn, Sky and Mike all compete for the million bucks," Chris narrated, "but today, we're giving these final four a breather today." Sky ran out of the cabin and puked over the railing. Shawn was running from Fang. Brick was swimming in the lake near the dock. He tried to get Mike's attention. Mike just laid on the dock, looking miserable. "No, today we'll be talking to the eighteen campers that fell short and were hurled off. What do they think of the final four? Find out today on this special episode of Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"

(cue commercial)

"We now arrive at season one's Playa de Losers!" Chris announced. "And here to help me interview the losers are Total Drama's most famous Best Female Friends For Life, Katie and Sadie!"

"This is so cool!" Katie squealed.

"Yeah, meeting these new people is the best!" Sadie agreed. "Who should we talk to first, Katie? I was thinking that cool wizard guy."

"Oh, my gosh, me too!" The duo squealed, to Chris's annoyance. "Go before I change my mind," he told them. They went to find the campers. "We will find out what our losers think of their experience on the island," Chris continued, "And what they think of the final four." Over by the pool, Lightning, Leonard, Cameron and Samey were all in their bathing suits. Lightning did a dive off the diving board, splashing everyone else. "Hey!" Leonard complained. "I am not amphibious!"

"Another perfect dive!" Lightning boasted. "Sha-bam!"

"You didn't need to splash us!" Cameron complained.

"But you stole Lightning's win!" The scene flashed back to Cameron piggy-backing on Lightning to the flagpole and Lightning backing up to it, making Cameron win. "You cheated the Lightning!"

"All it seems to me was that a revenge spell was cast upon you," Leonard replied. Katie and Sadie walked up to them. "Oh, my gosh Katie, it's him!" Sadie squealed.

"It's so cool meeting you in person!" Katie agreed. Leonard was about to say something when Lightning pushed him aside. "Yes, that's me!" he exclaimed. "The one and only Lightning! Sha-bam!"

"But we were-" Sadie began.

"I bet you girlies want to ask Lightning questions about me. Well-" Jo, in her bathing suit like everybody else, walked over and stuffed a steak in his mouth. "Protein!" Lightning muffled.

"Ignore Jockstrap here," Jo told Katie and Sadie, "All he is is talk, talk, talk."

"But Chris said we had to interview everyone," Sadie spoke up. "Uh, how was your experience in the game, um..."

"Jo. And it stank since I should be in the final four now! I was the best!" The scene flashed back to Jo competing in the game, from jogging and bumping into Brick, running through the mine, and walking through the toxic swamp. "Nothing could beat me in a battle."

"You got flung into a knothole of a tree," Samey pointed out.

"No, I didn't."

"Uh, yeah, you did."

"Did not!"

"Um, I shall break this tie," Leonard butted in. "She totally did." The scene flashed back to when Brick winced at the sound of Jo being flung into a tree by Mike. "No. Comment," Jo growled.

"What about your time-" Lightning butted in again. "Well-" he began again but Samey kicked him in the kiwis, making him groan in pain. "Sorry about that," Samey told the BFFFLs. "Why don't you interview Cam and Leonard. I have to check on Zoey. She's still a little..."

"Depressed?" Cameron finished.

"Yeah." Samey walked off. "So," Katie began, "How was your time on the island?"

"Mine was the best experience outside my bubble!" Cameron explained. "It was painful at first-" The scene flashed back to him landing on a rock after the yacht exploded, him slamming into the huge bats on the Grand Slam, and him being dragged by the greased pig on the Oopstacle Course. "But I made some great friends!" The scene flashed back to Samey carrying him in the mine, Brick and Mike cheering for him after he touched the flag pole first, and he, Zoey, Mike, Brick and Samey laughing at his imitation of Chris. "I wouldn't trade it for anything!"

"And my quest for the million has been one of the most tremendous thing I had to do!" Leonard piped in. "I had used my magic and skills to aid my team-" The scene flashed back to Leonard using his magic to speed up the Maggots' totem, to levitate Zoey up to a platform, and showing his potion to Sky and Dave. "I still can't believe I made it so far! And my magic has improved a bit."

"Really?" Katie excitingly asked. "Can you show us?"

"Let me do some preparations, and I shall commence!" Leonard ran off. "Meeting a real wizard is so cool!" Sadie squealed.

"So cool!" Katie agreed. "I was worried the new guys would be freaks like Ezekiel or jerks like Heather."

"If you want freaks," Jo told them, "You should check out Miss Mutant, Game Jocky, Chris Clone, and the Cheerleading Duo over there."

"Uh, thanks," Sadie told her. She and Katie walked off. "Do you think she really meant that?" Sadie asked Katie.

"I don't know," Katie replied. She had bumped into someone. "Sorry about that! I-" She looked up to see Dakota, still mutated, and Sam, on her lap. The girls screamed in fear as they held each other. "Hi," Sam calmly told them. "You must be the ones doing the interviews."

"Don't eat us!" Katie cried out.

"We're not tasty!" Sadie screamed.

"Uh, why would you say that?" Sam asked. "Dakota's the coolest and hottest chick here!"

"Sam so sweet!" Dakota told him. "Dakota hug!" She hugged Sam.

"So, she's nice?" Katie asked.

"Yep," Sam replied. "I remember all the times we were together..." The scene flashed back to Sam holding Dakota after being scared by a mutant squirrel, Sam and Dakota talking during the Freaky Fashion challenge, and Sam and Dakota making out on the Hurl of Shame. "She's the best thing that's ever happened to me!"

"Wait a minute," Katie spoke up. "Dakota didn't always looked like this?"

"What caused...this?" Sadie asked. Just then, Topher, in a charcoal-colored trunks showing his abs, walked up. "The Topher Experience is right here ready for his interview now," he announced. Dakota picked him up with one hand. "Mean man sent Dakota into mine!" Dakota yelled at him. She flung him away.

"Is he really mean?" Sadie asked Sam.

"All the guy wanted was to take over as host of Total Drama, from what I understand," Sam explained. "First, he tried to suck up to Chris-" The scene flashed back to Topher complementing Chris in the Oopstacle course and the Truth or Scare challenges, "-then he tried to cause tension with the teams-" The scene flashed back to Topher pushing Mike into a grease pit, "-and afterward, he stole Chris's phone to try to talk to the producers to replace Chris with himself." The scene flashed back to Topher showing Chris's phone in the confessional and him talking on the phone during the Hide and Sleep challenge. "That guy's a menace," Sam concluded.

"He did all of that in three episodes?" Sadie gasped.

"No. Like Dakota, he was able to return to the competition." The scene flashed back to Dakota and Topher crashing the Rats' second elimination ceremony.

"Dakota and Topher were Chris's interns," Dakota explained. "Not good!" The scene flashed back to Dakota rolling a barrel of toxic waste, hanging from a buoy as Fang circled her, and her filling an open grave with grease.

"That is, like, so mean!" Katie told her.

"It wasn't so bad," Topher told him as he walked back. "I managed to sow more drama as an intern than I ever did as a contestant." The scene flashed back to Topher after the Buried Treasure challenge. "After everything I've done for you?!" he had spoken. "I was the one that caused drama for the Maggots by telling them that Mike sent that note to boot Ella! I was the one that suggested Dakota walk through the mine. And it was my idea that Sam and Zoey should be buried with Gwen! Me! Me! All me!"

"That all sounds so mean!" Sadie told him. "Let's go talk to someone else!" The two ran off. Lightning was chasing after them. "What about the Lightning?!" he cried out. Topher pushed him into the pool. Katie and Sadie found Amy, in a red one-piece swimsuit with cream waves, similar to Samey's, a pair of red sunglasses, and her hair pulled back, sunbathing on a lawn chair with Staci, who wore a pink one-piece swimsuit with purple swirls and purple flip-flops, and Anne-Maria. "Didn't we already talk to that one?" Katie asked, pointing to Amy.

"Just who are you walking disasters?" Amy snapped. "I am trying to sunbathe here!"

"Katie and Sadie," Chris said as he walked over, "This is Amy, Staci and Anne-Maria. Ladies, these two are to interview you on your time on the island." He walked off.

"Yeah," Staci began, "My great-great-great-great grandmother Clara was a famous reporter for the local newspaper, and-"

"What happened to your hair?" Katie interrupted.

"It's what happens when you hold a radioactive marshmallow," Anne-Maria told her. The scene flashed back to Staci catching the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom, and everyone else backing away when all her hair fell out. "I guess I shouldn't have held that," Staci admitted. "Being without hair is pretty bad."

"For once, that girl is right," Amy complained. "Like Heather said on World Tour, no girl should lose their hair on national television." She fixed her hair. "And where is that no-good sister of mine?! I requested a lemonade, like, ten minutes ago and it's still not here!" Samey walked toward them while holding a glass with yellow liquid. Amy snatched the glass from her. "What took you so long?!" she complained. She began to drink the liquid.

"Why did you take her lemonade?" Sadie complained.

"She is, like, so mean!" Katie complained.

"Who said that was lemonade?" Samey said with a sly grin. Amy's eyes widen. She dropped the glass, held her hands over her mouth and ran off.

"What was that?" Sadie asked.

"Lemonade," Samey whispered, "but don't tell my sister that!"

"How's Zoey?"

"She's still a little down, so I'd wait to talk to her. Why don't you talk to us?"

"Alright," Katie said. "How was your time on the island?"

"It was cruddy!" Anne-Maria complained. "I'm lucky my looks weren't messed up! And when I thought I was rich, I wasn't!" The scene flashed back to Anne-Maria hopping onto the Hurl of Shame. "Move aside!" she had said. "I've got a jeweler to see and a bank account to open!"

"You know the Hurl of Shame is for exits only?" Chris had told her.

"Good. I quit. I don't need this two-bit show anymore! Look at this thing; I'm rich!"

"Not unless cubic zirconia has suddenly become priceless."

"It's a dud?" Dave asked.

"What? It's not...a real diamond?"

"Nope!" Chris told Anne-Maria. "Practically worthless. Lamest mind ever. Why do you think I stored all that toxic waste in there?"

"Wait! I've changed my mi-" Anne-Maria and Leonard were hurled off before she could finish.

"At least this resort is nice," Anne-Maria said.

"Yeah, my great-great-great-" Staci began but Anne-Maria stuffed a pear in her mouth.

"You can see why she was the first boot," Samey explained to Katie and Sadie. "As for me, it stunk until Amy left. I made some nice people there." The scene flashed back to her carrying Cameron in the mind and Zoey and Mike talking to her at the dock. "I wouldn't change a thing!"

"Wouldn't change a thing?!" Amy screamed as she stormed over. "Don't listen to her! She shouldn't have been on there in the first place! She poisoned me and made me take her place!" The scene flashed back to Amy and Samey being in the bottom two. "Amy," Chris began, "you seem more concerned about bossing Samey around than helping with the challenges." She began to choke from the apple she had eaten earlier, to Samey's joy. "And Samey," Chris continued, "it was your balloon that cost your team this challenge. The sister heading home is..." Amy continued to choke. "Oh, ignore her," Samey had said, "She's just trying to get sympathy. Aren't you, SAMEY?!" Amy tried to protest but Chris couldn't understand her. "Can't understand what you're saying, Samey," he told Amy, "and it really doesn't matter, cause you've been voted off!"

"No!" Amy muffled out. At the Hurl of Shame, Amy was about to be hurled while Zoey and Samey watched. "Buh-bye, Samey," Samey taunted. "Have a nice flight!" Amy tried to speak but her throat was too swollen. "Wish I could understand what she's saying," Chris said. "It sounds really important." He hurled off Amy.

"That pathetic excuse for a sibling is the reason I got hurled off!" Amy complained. "And when I tried to come back, Chris hurled me off again, with my sister! Do you know what it's like being on that catapult...twice?!"

"Why are you complaining?" Topher told her as he walked over. "I was on that catapult not once, not twice, but four times!"

"But you only came back once," Katie said.

"You can thank Mike for that." The scene flashed back to Topher being flung after the he was eliminated the first time, Mike dragging him to the Hurl of Shame during the Doom Balloon challenge, Mike and Zoey watching him get hurled after the Buried Treasure challenge, and him stuttering after being eliminated a second time. "I hated that running gag he played on me."

"Wow," Katie said, "but it sounds you kinda deserved it. Let's talk to someone else, Sadie."

"I saw everyone else over by the buffet table," Samey told them as she held Amy back. As Katie and Sadie walked off, Samey shouted, "If Dave's asleep, don't wake him!" Amy tackled her to the ground.

Katie and Sadie walked over to the buffet area, where B was trying to make something. "What's he doing?" Sadie asked.

"He's making a film projector," Dawn answered. "We all heard that you were doing interviews, so he's making a film of the best moments from his time on the island." B nodded in agreement.

"Neat," Katie said. "So, Dawn, how was your time on the island?"

"It was an experience I will never forget," Dawn answered. "I only wish I could stay in the competition a little longer."

"What got you kicked off?" Dawn pointed at Scott, who was stuffing his face with hot dogs. "That's Scott, right?" Sadie asked.

"He framed me for theft!" The scene flashed back to Scott dropping Dawn's bag on the floor, showing everyone's stuff. "Jo's whistle!" Sam had exclaimed. "Lightning's protein powder!"

"My sunscreen!" Sky shouted.

"Dawn?" Dave asked. "You're a THIEF?!"

"That was the worst moment I had ever been in," Dawn sniffled. "And I'm not sure I warned anyone of Scott's treachery!"

"Looks like Fairy Princess here's still whining about losing," Scott sneered as he walked over. "What a wimp." Dawn, Katie and Sadie glared at him. "Frankly, I don't care how nice this place is, I don't belong here," Scott continued. "The only good thing is that I'm away from-" He gulped when he turned around and saw Fang glaring at him. "FANG!" he screamed. He ran off as Fang chased him. "Duncan told us about a legged shark," Sadie said in disbelief, "but I thought he was joking!"

"Odd..." Dawn murmured, "He doesn't have an aura." Leonard ran back to them. "Ta-da!" he announced. "An illusion of the dreaded Fang! That'll show Scott for getting me voted off!"

"Cool trick!" Sadie commented. B had just finished setting up his film projector. "B would like to show his experience on the island," Dawn told them. B pressed a button, and the film played scenes featuring B making a mud statue to fool the mutant beavers, making a lever system to make a human totem pole, making a remote-powered wheelbarrow, a rocket-powered couch to get everyone to the top of Mount Looming Tragedy, and making a lens to melt the other team's fort. "Wow," Katie breathed. "You're really smart." B smiled at this.

"Unfortunately," Dawn said, "Scott sabotaged B and got him voted off." B played a scene of Scott tossing a snowball at B's lens, making it tilt and reflecting onto the frozen Jasmine and melting the Rats' fort. "That's so sad!" Sadie breathed. "If Scott's so mean, how did you manage to beat him?"

"They didn't," Katie told her. "They're here."

"Yes, B," Dawn told him. "Play the clip showing how Scott manage to fall."

"Are you guys playing a movie?" Ella asked as she skipped over. She was wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit with a pink tutu, pink sandals, and a pink swim cap. Cameron, Scott and Topher walked over to join them. "May we see it?" B nodded before pressing a button, showing another scene. "I really hope he gets it," Scott had told Zoey while Mike tried to untie the bag's knot. "I'd hate to see him voted off."

"I know!" Zoey replied. "I don't understand why Mike is so mad at you."

"I know! I firmly believe we were meant to be friends."

Mike had reached his boiling point. He clutched the bag with an iron grip. "I firmly believe?" he bitterly told Scott. "I firmly believe?! You're nothing but a snake in the grass! You messed with my friends!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Scott lied. "I'm just trying to be a good teammate." Mike went after him and the duo began to fight.

"Mike actually did that?" Ella gasped.

"Looks like your boyfriend isn't as nice as you think he is," Scott sneered.

"First of all," Cameron pointed out, "Mike wasn't exactly wrong when he said you were a snake in the grass."

"And from I heard," Katie piped up, "you had it coming!"

"Second of all, Ella isn't Mike's girlfriend; that's Zoey. He tried to tell Ella that, but it didn't go so well." The scene flashed back to the haunted forest. "Hello, Prince Michael!" Ella told Mike.

"It's Mike," he replied. "And this flower..."

"Yes?" Ella began to blush.

"Well, it's for someone really special..."

"Oh, Michael! That is so sweet of-"

"I know Zoey will love this poppy. Do you know where she is?"

Ella was shook to her core. "This is for...Zoey? Of course it is! I'll just-I'll-" She ran off, crying. Mike could only sigh.

"It still fills my heart with sorrow," Ella told them while wiping away a tear. "At least Mike is happy with Zoey."

"I heard Chris put a ban on your singing," Sadie told her. "Is it true that you lost because you sang?"

"Yes." The scene flashed back to the Rats' elimination ceremony. "It has come to my attention that a certain songbird has sung her swan song," Chris had said while he walked to the Maggots. "Sorry, Ella, but I received an anonymous note about it. And since you broke that rule, you're gone." Ella could only sigh as Mike looked away with guilt.

"So sad," Katie commented. "With you, Dawn, B, Samey...remember how upset you were when I was voted off, Sadie?"

"I honestly thought I would die!" Sadie told her. "Let's go talk to Jasmine, Dave, Zoey and Lightning now. They're the last ones left." She and Katie walked off. Lightning, out of breath, jogged up to Dawn. "Hey, creepy girl," he panted, "Where are those girls doing the interviews?"

"You just missed them," Dawn replied. "They're looking for you, Zoey, Jasmine and Dave right now."

"Thanks." He jogged off. Katie and Sadie soon found Jasmine in the gym pounding a punching bag. A tired-looking Dave and a somber Zoey were watching her. "Hey!" Zoey realized. "You're Katie and Sadie, aren't you?"

"We are," Katie answered. "And you must be Zoey and Dave. We're so glad to finally talk to you!"

"What was your time on the island like?" Sadie asked.

"It was a brewing mess of toxicity," Dave began, "but it was also where I met the girl of my dreams."

"Who's that?" Katie asked.

"Sky." The scene flashed back to Dave trying to help Sky out of the water on the first day, him talking with her while walking through the swamp, them chatting while enjoying a picnic, and Sky tearfully waving Dave while he was hurled off. "She's amazing! No offense, Zoey."

"No worries," Zoey told him. "I could say the same about Mike." The scene flashed back to Zoey and Mike meeting on the yacht for the first time, him saving her before she fell off the totem during the first challenge, and them smiling after the spray-painting challenge. "It was a little tricky getting Mike to open up to me, though I could see why."

"It's a shame you're here. You should still be in the competition."

"What got her eliminated?" Katie asked.

"You don't know?" Dave wondered. "Shawn rigged the votes against her!" The scene flashed back to Shawn in the confessional rigging the votes. "Just because you're safe from the votes doesn't mean you're safe from me!" he had said. "Since you got my girlfriend hurled off, I'll make sure your girlfriend is, too!" He gave a laugh.

"That is so cruel!" Sadie commented.

"Like, totally," Katie agreed. "And he's in the Final Four?"

"Yep," Jasmine told them. "And he's the best."

"He knocked you out with a dueling stick-" The scene flashed back to Shawn hitting Jasmine into the water during the 1-2-3 X-Dash challenge, "-and he double-crossed you in splitting the money!" The scene flashed back to Jasmine and Shawn shaking to split the money, only for Shawn to cross his fingers behind his back. "He's a menace!"

"We made up. Besides, Sky isn't all sugar and spice. She lied to you and strung you along since you were useful!"

"Uh, we'd better go before things get ugly," Zoey told Katie and Sadie. They soon bumped into Lightning. "Sha-finally!" Lightning breathed out. "Now it's time to talk to the Lightning!"

"Uh, what was your time on the island like?" Sadie asked.

"Awful! Lightning didn't win! And I needed to win!"

"Why?"

"Cause my Pops was counting on me!" The scene flashed back to Lightning talking to his dad. "What if Lightning doesn't win?" a voice asked.

"Impossible!" Lightning's dad declared. "I'll bet my championship rings on it!"

"I should be in the Final Four!" Lightning told the girls. He began to cry. "I'm-I'm sorry, Pops!"

"Tough," Katie commented. Back at the pool area, Chris was sipping a lemonade. "Well," he announced, "You've seen how everyone's spending their time. Will Samey escape Amy's wrath? How will Zoey and Dave do here now that they're away from their crushes? And-"

"And what does everybody think of the Final Four?" Topher injected, to Chris's annoyance. "Find out when we come back to Total...Drama..."

"Can it, Topher!" Chris shouted to him.

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"We're back," Chris announced. "And now we're going to see what these losers think of the final four."

"Mike can kiss my butt," Jasmine said into the camera. "He's the reason I'm here and not in the final four! I'm gonna enjoy watching him go down!"

"How did Mike make you lose?" Sadie asked.

"Mike played the invincibility statue on her," Zoey explained. The scene flashed back to the elimination ceremony right after the merge. "Time for the results!" Chris had announced. "And tonight's loser with four votes against is none other than...Mike!"

(...)

"So long, stinker!" Jasmine had told Mike.

"Oh, I don't think I'm leaving," Mike replied.

"Give me one good reason

your scrawny butt isn't on the catapult."

"Because tonight-" Mike pulled out the Chris McLean statue, "I have invincibility!"

(...)

"That's the real deal," Chris said. "That means Mike is safe. Whoever has the next-highest votes is riding the Hurl of Shame, and the two votes that weren't for Mike were for Jasmine, so she gets the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom!"

"NO!" Jasmine cried out.

"I didn't know they had an invincibility statue," Katie commented. Meanwhile, Sadie was asking Cameron, B, Dawn, Ella and Scott about Mike. "What do you guys think of Mike?" she asked them.

"He's a good person once you get to know him," Cameron replied. B nodded in agreement.

"Yes, Mike is just wonderful!" Ella chirped. "I hope he wins!"

"He dumped you on live TV!" Scott told her. "And he cheated me out of the million bucks!" Fang popped up behind him. "Not again!" He ran off while Fang chased him. "That illusion shall keep him busy," Leonard told everyone. "And about my opinion on Mike, I had thought he was evil, but I was assured he is on the force of good."

"Yes," Dawn agreed, "but with Zoey's unfair departure, I can sense Mike's aura becoming more red at an alarming rate. I fear it will be catastrophic for the others!"

"An...'aura'?" Sadie wondered, confused. "What is that?"

Meanwhile, Amy was holding a spatula in her hand as she paced about. "Where is that little back-stabbing sister of mine?!" she shouted. Over by a secret area hidden away, Samey was hiding from her sister. "Good thing no one knows about this place," she muttered as soon as her sister had left. She noticed the camera staring at her. "I thought only I knew about this place! Let me guess: my opinion on Mike? Fine, but what I say does not leave her, got it?! Okay, as one of the few people that knows about Mike's 'condition', things were a bit awkward during the 1-2-3 X-Dash challenge, since he attacked me the night before." The scene flashed back to Samey defending herself against Wolfie. "Easy," she had told him, "You don't want to hurt me. It's me, Sammy." Wolfie continued to growl at her. "Just...j-j-just leave me alone, okay? I-" Wolfie attacked her.

"I understand why he got so upset," Samey continued. "We both thought Zoey was hurt really badly. Remember, nothing leaves this space!"

"Mike's an okay kid," Jo admitted, "but he's nothing but a punk!" Topher and Lightning nodded in agreement. "Yeah, he's a sha-jerk!" The scene flashed back to Lightning and Mike in a chokehold. "Let go!" Mike had shouted.

"You let go!" Lightning lashed back.

"LET GO!" The two passed out from their chokeholds.

"Mike was a bit bossy on day one," Staci said. The scene flashed back to Jasmine and Mike arguing on the first challenge. "Come on," Jasmine told the Maggots, "Let's get this thing into the water."

"It'd be better on the hill," Mike countered.

"Listen, you wiley dingo, I'm in charge, and what I say goes."

"No, it doesn't."

"Yes, it does, and-" Mike pushed the totem, knocking Jasmine on it. "Everybody get on!" he told the Maggots.

"The guy has a caring side," Dave pointed out.

"Mike nice," Dakota agreed.

"He was a little vicious during the Ice Fort challenge," Sam pointed out. The scene flashed back to Mike during the Ice Fort challenge. "If you want to start a dogfight," Mike had told Scott, Lightning and Brick, "I'd be happy to oblige!"

"GIMME THAT FLAG!" the trio shouted as they fought with Mike.

"He's awful!" Amy shouted.

"Please," Anne-Maria scoffed. "He's not the worst."

"Yeah," Dave agreed. "You're just mad since he did this!" He undid Amy's hair, showing her short, ragged hair. "My hair!" she cried out. "I'll destroy you!" She tacked Dave and began to beat him up.

"Can we talk about someone else?" Cameron spoke up. "What about Brick?"

"Guy's a loyal teammate," Leonard commented.

"His aura is very positive," Dawn commented.

"Staci and I didn't get to talk to Brick much," Ella admitted, "but he seems like a sweet guy! B, can you please play a clip of him?" B nodded and a scene of Brick during the mine challenge was shown. "Brick!" Leonard called out. "We must leave now!" Brick grabbed a rock and went over to the others.

(...)

Brick had used his rock to knock out the mutant gopher that was attacking his team. "Never leave a man behind," he told them. He loaded his friends into the mine carts and sped away.

"Well," Jo began, "If it wasn't for that team swap, Brick wouldn't have made it that far! He will always be a pants-wetting weakling!"

"Guy did win the merge challenge," Topher commented.

"Dude chugged a whole glass of Jiggy Chunks!" Lightning exclaimed.

"Brick may not be hot," Anne-Maria said, "but he was a team player."

"Like that's gotta help him now," Amy scoffed. "Someone like me should be in the final four!"

"You're here," Dave commented, "You lost. Get over it!" Amy punched him again.

"Brick's a good guy," Zoey said as she and Jasmine fixed a plate of fruit. "I feel bad for the way I treated him when I was Commando Zoey." The scene flashed back to Zoey and Brick arguing in the cave. "I need to win this!" Zoey cried out.

"We," Brick argued. "WE need to win this! You're getting out of line!"

"Him winning the first challenge when the teams merged is pretty cool," Sam admitted. Dakota nodded in agreement. In her hiding place, Samey talked about Brick to the camera. "I can't decide on him or Mike to win the million," she admitted. "Both of them were real nice to me."

"My opinion on Brick-for-Brains?" Scott declared. "He's really gullible."

"Yep," Jasmine agreed. "It was real easy to get him to vote for Mike." The scene flashed back to Shawn and Jasmine talking to Sky and Brick. "Tonight, we have to vote off Mike," Jasmine had said, "He's too unstable."

"Why him and not you?" Sky asked.

"Because Jasmine is immune," Shawn lied. "She got tagged after sunset, not before."

"Okay, I've said enough about that cadet," Jasmine decided. "Let's talk about Shawn!"

"I admire his tactic to boot Zoey," Scott admitted. "And blackmailing Sky?" The scene flashed back to Shawn forcing Sky to help him in the go-kart challenge. "I wish I was the one to do that."

In her hiding place, Samey was talking to the camera about Shawn. She watched Lightning's feet pass by her before she began. "What they don't know," she began in a whisper, "was that Shawn's blackmail plan backfired. Once he bragged it to Mike when he thought he was close to victory, Mike went berserk!" The scene flashed back to Mike changing into a monster during the go-kart challenge then attacking Shawn at Mount Chrismore.

"Shawn is so mean!" Dawn told Katie and Sadie.

"We know!" Katie commented. "Zoey and Dave told us that he rigged the votes!"

"But Mike played the best prank on him," Cameron told them. The scene flashed back to when Shawn was running out of the cabin. "SPIDERS!" he yelled.

"That is a little funny," Sky told Mike as they watched.

"Wait," he told her.

"Mike!" Shawn shouted as he stormed over. "I know you're behind this!" The duo, to his surprise, were balled over in laughter.

"I heard a racket," Brick said as he stepped outside. "What is- Shawn! What is with you, more bare than a beach?!" Shawn looked down to see he wasn't wearing a speck of clothing except for the beanie on his head. "AHH!" he screamed. He tried to cover himself with his beanie.

"How Mike was able to pull that off, I don't wanna know," Sam answered.

"Mean Shawn got what he deserved!" Dakota agreed.

"Mike was a brute," Anne-Maria said, "but he had a good reason for it. But Shawn?" She stuck her tongue out in disgust. "I hope I never see him again! I regret ever kissing him."

"You kissed Shawn?" Sadie wondered.

"It was by accident," Amy told them as she looked for Samey. The scene flashed back to the haunted forest. Shawn and Anne-Maria were flung as they activated the grave's booby-trap. As they landed, the duo accidentally locked lips.

"Lightning hopes he gets the boot!" Lightning told Katie and Sadie.

"But the way he targeted Sky on day one," Topher giggled, "Priceless! Guy knows how to make drama!"

"So what about the last person of the final four?" Sadie asked everyone, "Sky, is it?"

"That flying freakshow?" Jo scoffed. "I'm surprised she wasn't booted at the merge!"

"Don't be so mean," Sam told her. "She was a good teammate."

"Sky nice to Dakota," Dakota answered. The scene flashed back to Sky comforting Dakota. "There, there," she told her.

"You're a good friend," Dakota replied, "even if your hair is all wrong."

"But that girlie couldn't beat the Lightning!" Lightning declared.

"She did, Brightning!" Jo scolded.

"But that girl is a few shades of lipstick short in the make-up drawer," Anne-Maria scoffed. "I mean, that girl has been sunburned more times than I can count!" The scene flashed back to a sunburned Sky during the Doom Balloon challenge, the Water-Skiing challenge, and the Buried Treasure challenge. "Anyone that can't tan just ain't right."

"She is a little sensitive to sunlight," Zoey pointed out. "But Sky is a good friend."

"She's amazing," Dave sighed. "I just wish my last moments on the island weren't so sad." The scene flashed back to Dave's elimination. "Hey, it's okay," he assured a crying Sky. "We both messed up. I should've been more patient with you. But I know you can win this! You're the most amazing girl on this island since...ever! I know you can win this without me." Sky sniffled.

"She's special to me," Dave continued. "And...I love her." Zoey, Katie and Sadie gushed at this. "I knew you two were destined to be together," Dawn said to him.

"Sweet news for my friend," Ella sung, "And true love wins in the end!"

"Are you kidding me?!" Jasmine scoffed. "The girl is a MONSTER!"

"Don't be so hateful about Sky," Sadie told her.

"Yeah," Katie agreed. "Besides, your boyfriend seems to be obsessed with some sort of 'zombie apocalypse' thing. Aren't you concerned about that?"

"There comes a time in every girl's life when she has to stop whining about her boyfriend's zombie obsession and accept she has odd taste in men," Jasmine told the girls.

"Speaking of taste," Cameron pointed out, "if the next few challenges are eating challenges, I don't think Sky will stand a chance! She has a very sensitive stomach." The scene flashed back to Sky puking on Dave in the freezer and Sky puking during the Cook-Off Chef set up.

In her hiding place, Samey talked about Sky. "She's a cool girl," she admitted, "But she also has some vampire powers to help her out some, like a pair of bat wings." The scene flashed back to Sky flying up Mount Looming Tragedy while carrying Dave. "Pretty helpful," Samey finished. A red parrot flew to where she was. "Samey?" it squawked.

"Shh!" Samey replied. "Quiet!"

"Samey! Samey!" it squawked over and over. Samey finally put a rock in its beak. "Finally!" she breathed.

"There you are!" Amy shouted as she dragged Samey out of her hiding place. "You little-"

"Chris wants everyone here," Katie told the twins. "And don't fight!" Soon, everyone was sitting by the pool while Chris pushed a TV over. "Looks like you guys have a lot to say about the Final Four," he told them. "But you know, we never heard what Samey had to say. Let's see what the cameras picked up."

"No!" Samey gasped. "Please don't!"

"No," Dave said with a sly grin. "Play what she thinks." He gave a wink to her. Chris played the TV, and it showed Chris screaming from Fang, Chris barfing from the quiche Chef served him, and Chris being flung into the bathrooms, which was set on repeat. Chris began to fiddle with the remote in panic while everyone else laughed at the clips. "What did you do?" Samey asked Dave.

"I swapped what you said in your little nook with some clips of Chris," Dave explained, "and I set that clip on replay."

"Alright!" Chris shouted. "This episode is officially done! What will the Final Four go through next? Find out next time on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"

Alright, this is it! This story has reached the 100,000 word mark!

This may be one of the funniest chapters I have written, with Lightning trying to get interviewed only to be missed, Topher interrupting Chris while he tried to cut to a commercial, Samey with the parrot, (Thanks for the idea, LaCuevademisgustos!), and some other stuff.

As you might have guessed, Brick has the most positive things while Shawn has the most negative, and Sky and Mike are somewhere in the middle.

Did you like the Katie and Sadie cameos? I thought they'd be perfect in this role as interviewers since Eva would be too quick to anger, Noah and Cody would be a bit bland, Justin would just stare in a mirror, and Harold would only talk to Sam and maybe Leonard.

That should be it, I think. Next challenge will be the Build Your Aircraft challenge, with a twist. Don't forget to take a guess on who might win the million. This is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day.