"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island," Chris recapped, "The Final Three went hunting for my old pal Larry, the human flytrap. Mike was helping Brick so he can take him to the finale, not even letting a few tensions ruin his hopes, but abandoned the win so he could help Brick not get eaten. Sky also helped, but not before she pocketed the flower to secure her win. Sky finally won the clash between vampires and werewolves by giving Mike the old heave-hurl in order to keep her promise to take Brick to the finale. Now only two competitors remain: Brick and Sky in the ultimate Total Drama showdown!" Chris was in a blue tuxedo while Chef was in a pink dress. "It's mortal versus monster in a tooth-rattling, ego-bashing life-threatening battle for a cash prize of one...million...dollars!" Chef opened the case he held and showed the million-dollar prize. He reached for it but pulled back when a mousetrap snapped on his hand. "Right here, right now on the epic grand finale of Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
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It was the night before the final challenge. Sky was struggling to fall asleep.
Confessional: Sky
"I've never had this much trouble sleeping before a big competition! The only difference this time is that I could win a million dollars. Yeah, that's probably it. I bet Brick is having the same trouble."
End Confessional
At six in the morning, Sky was about to fall asleep when Brick's alarm clock went off, jolting her awake. "Brick!" she shouted.
"Good morning, fellow finalist!" Brick saluted. "Are you looking forward to the finale?"
"Not really, since your alarm woke me at six A.M.!"
"Sorry to bother you, Sky."
"No point going back to sleep." After the two ate, they walked out of the mess hall. "What are planning to use the million for?" Brick asked Sky.
"I'll use the money to hire the best trainers so I can win gold in both the Summer and the Winter Olympics," she replied, "But I also want to save a little back for a motorcycle. It's always been on my bucket list to go riding in a motorcycle. I might even get one with a side car so Dave can ride, too!"
Confessional: Sky
"What? It isn't too wild to ask."
Confessional: Brick
He was doing pull-ups in the outhouse. "Never thought Sky might want a motorcycle, but it's sweet that she wants to be with Dave when she rides it. As for my plan for the money, I'm gonna-" A fanfare from outside blasted through his ears, causing him to fall down.
End Confessionals
Two interns were blowing horns while Chef, while wearing a Roman helmet, pulled a toga-wearing Chris on a chariot. "All hail mighty McLean!" he announced.
"'Hail McLean'?"Sky repeated."No way!"
"Nice Roman garb," Brick complimented. "Is it for a special occasion?"
"You'll see," Chris mysteriously replied.
"You'd better explain now, McLean!" Sky demanded.
"Love the fire, but save it for the challenge." Soon, Chef was carrying Chris and the finalists through the forest. "Where are we going?" Brick asked. "The Haunted Forest? Mount Looming Tragedy? I was quite partial to Mount Looming Tragedy."
"As long as it's on dry land, I'm game," Sky said.
"No," Chris replied. "Somewhere way more dangerous for the most painful Total Drama finale competition ever! Cadet and vampire, behold! The Chris Colosseum!" The arena was made from different parts of scrap, including toxic barrels and a piece of Chris's plane from season three. Up in his seat, Chris sat with a smirk while the interns played their horns. Chris turned off a boombox radio, and the music stopped, though the interns kept blowing the horns, spluttering as they did. "Finalists," Chris announced, "Say what's up to your cheering sections!" Everyone was down below in the stands. "From the Mutant Maggots, Mike, Zoey..." Mike and Zoey were staring at each other with loving eyes. "Cameron..." He waved at Sky and Brick. "Samey and Amy..." Samey waved while Amy was trying, in vain, to hide her cut hair. "Lightning..." Lightning did a pose. "Ella, Staci..." Ella waved while Staci smiled. "Leonard..." He waved his staff and some green pom-poms came out. "Topher and Jasmine." Topher and Jasmine were looking unhappy. "That job should've been mine!" Topher sing-songed.
"And from the Toxic Rats!" Chris continued. "Dawn, Dave, B..." The three waved, though Dave's was the most enthusiastic. "Anne-Maria, Sam, Dakota..." Anne-Maria was fixing her hair while Sam and Dakota smiled. "Jo..." Jo stood there unhappy. "Shawn..." Shawn had a sling around one arm and a black eye. "And what's left of Scott." Scott's head was sticking out of a metal box with two lights on it. Almost everyone cheered for one of the finalists. "Thanks, everyone," Sky told them.
"What happened to Scott?" Brick asked.
"Fang was apparently more upset with Scott than with Shawn," Cameron explained. "But B was kind enough to build a little trauma chair for him. It even has lights for yes and no." The red light blinked. "Uh, was that a yes or a no?" Sky wondered.
"No idea," Chris replied. "But does anyone really care? It's Scott!" Most of the cheering squad laughed at his misery.
Confessional: Cameron
"Scott should be lucky that B helped him after he sabotaged him and got him voted off. Once he's all healed, I'll get Scott to thank B. It's the least he can do, right?"
End Confessional
"Chris," Anne-Maria spoke up, "Do I have to cheer for Pasty there? Like I said before, if a girl can't tan, she ain't right!"
"Can it, Anne-Maria!" Dave shouted at her.
"Well, I don't want to cheer for either of these rejects!" Jasmine complained. "They tried to take out my Shawn!"
"Then why did you slug him after he lost?" Sam asked.
Confessional: Jasmine
"Because Shawn didn't get that no-good Mike out, that's why!"
End Confessional
"Outback has a point," Jo commented. "Why should we cheer for them?"
"Oh, I think you will cheer," Chris told them as he held up a remote. "Otherwise, I'll be forced to release him!" He pressed a button, and a chained Fang rose up in the stands, making everyone gasp. Fang growled at Scott, the red light on the chair rapidly flashing. "Any questions?"
"Ooh-rah, Brick," Jo mocked while rolling her eyes. Brick smiled at this. Fang growled at the Maggots. "If you lay a single flipper on one of my friends," Mike threatened as he leaned down, "I'll can you like a tuna!" Fang turned to Mike and growled. "I said beat it!" He slammed his fist into Fang's head, knocking him out. "Um, thank you, Mike," Zoey told him. He gave a meek smile.
Confessional: Zoey
"Mike's the type of person who do anything to help his friends. Even if it's the wrong thing."
End Confessional
"On with the main event," Chris continued. "The final challenge of the season is a one-on-one gladiator battle royale, but first, you'll need to use your imaginations to make armor or weapons in a challenge I like to call Make It or Break It. You'll need tools and materials to build your armor and weapons, and we've got them right here." He pointed to a junk pile. "And that's not all. I'll allow you to each have two helpers to help build your gear."
Confessional: Sky
"Mike has the best skill set, but his loyalty will be split between me and Brick, so I can't trust him to help me. Dave, on the other hand, is the most loyal to me but he is lacking in skills. Hmm..."
Confessional: Brick
"I'm really hoping I get someone smart like Cameron so he could help me with strategy. The only person I don't want is Jo. She may act nice, but I know better!"
End Confessionals
"I choose Dakota and Dave!" Sky decided.
"Choose?" Chris informed her. "No, you don't get to choose."
"But you said-" Brick argued.
"Your helpers are already decided. For Brick, you'll have Cameron and Jo."
"I can work with that."
"And Sky's helpers are Lightning and Mike."
"Me?" Mike squeaked.
Confessional: Mike
"I'm not so sure about this. My loyalties are split between two of my best friends!"
End Confessional
"You have fifteen minutes to collect useful bits of crud from Mount Junkmore and assemble your arsenal. But watch your step. I may have loaded the dumpster with a ton of booby traps. And..." Chris snapped his fingers and an intern pressed a button on the boombox. Polka music came out, to her shock. She pressed a different button, and a gong sound came out. "Go!" Chris announced. The finalists and their helpers ran to the junk pile. Lightning pulled out a table, and a puff of steam blinded him. "Careful, Sky!" Dave warned.
Confessional: Dave
"Mike and Lightning may be more athletic than me, but I plan to tone up the body a bit more. Work out and...eat more carbs? Look, this story's gonna have a happy ending. The boy gets the girl, the girl gets the money! Uh, did that come out wrong?"
"I know what you meant," Sky told him outside the outhouse.
End Confessional
"Hurry up and get this junk!" Jo barked.
"Hold on," Cameron told her. "We need armor that not only enhance Brick's strengths, but also cover any weaknesses he might have."
"Just tell me what to get, buddy," Brick told him.
"Looks like they're laying out a plan," Mike thought.
"Lightning got himself a helmet!" Lightning told Mike and Sky as he held up a pot.
"You're not competing in the challenge, remember?"
"This is part of Lightning's armor!" He put the pot on his head. Mike bopped him on the head. "It's stuck," Lightning complained while on the ground.
"He's not going to help much, is he?" Sky asked.
"No," Mike answered. "What you need is armor that is not only flexible, but durable. Plus, you need a study weapon to hold. I'll help with armory while Bolt Breath finds a good weapon."
"Good plan."
"Look!" Cameron pointed out a computer to Brick. "700 megahertz!" He also noticed a hazmat suit. "Safety first!" As he and Brick tried to pull it out, an explosion went off. "Ouch," Sky and Mike gasped.
"Yeah!" Shawn cheered from the stands. "That little-" A sharp piece of metal was tossed at him, but he ducked out of the way. "Quiet before you lose another arm!" Mike threatened. Sky tried to hold him back. "Focus on helping me, Wolfie!" she scolded in a whisper. Mike turned away from Shawn. Shawn blew a raspberry at the two but stopped when a wrench hit him in the kiwis. "Shawn?" Jasmine gasped.
"Mommy," he squeaked before passing out.
"I have better aim than you, anyway," Sky told Mike as she fiddled with another wrench.
"Lightning found himself an awesome weapon!" Lightning exclaimed as he pulled out a cannon. It went off, putting a hole through the wall of the arena. As it was about to go off again, Lightning flipped the cannon around. "Ha!" he exclaimed. "Who's the smart guy now?" It fired, but the recoil knocked him right to the hole in the wall. "Those booby traps were such a good idea," Chris commented.
"You can do it, Brick!" Zoey and Samey cheered.
"Let's go, Sky!" Dave rallied. Mike and Sky were hammering something while Cameron typed on the computer he found. "Are you sure this will work?" Brick asked.
"It will," Cameron replied. "Sky won't beat you with this!" Finally, Sky's armor was done. She was covered head to toe in a flexible metal plating, with a winged helmet on her head. She held a spiked mannequin leg to use like a bat. She noticed all Brick had was a suitcase. "Is that all you got, Cadet?" Sky teased.
"Yeah," Lightning mocked. "Is the little pants-wetter running home to his mommy?"
"Nope!" Brick replied with a snicker. "That's your job!" He kicked the suitcase open. Suddenly, hi-tech armor popped out, covering Brick's arms, legs, chest, back, and face with shiny, green-and-gray hi-tech armor. The robotic eyes lit up with a blue tint. "Game on!" Brick announced with a robotic tint in his voice.
"Yeah," Mike gasped in absolute shock. He grabbed the stunned Lightning. "Good luck, Sky!" he told her as he dashed off.
Confessional: Sky
"If Mike's worried, that means it's going to be very difficult to beat Brick. But I have to try!"
End Confessional
"This is gonna be good," Chris commented as the two finalists faced each other. "The ultimate battle brutal! Find out when we return on Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
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Storm clouds began to roll in. Everyone was cheering for one of the finalists. "It's the final challenge of the season!" Chris announced. "A gladiator battle to end all gladiator battles!"
"Just because you're in all that armor," Sky began, "doesn't mean that this will be an easy win for you!"
"I believe I was speaking. Save the trash talk for the battle. Oh, and in the grand Total Drama tradition, there are gonna be a few obstacles to deal with, which I will release into the ring whenever I feel like it. The match ends when one gladiator pins the other for three seconds."
"Three seconds?" Samey asked. "That's it? You can do it, Brick!"
"Don't bother," Lightning mocked. "He'll be pin for so long, it'll be like, 'who turned out the lights?'"
Confessional: Samey
"Lightning is a few linebackers short of a football team."
End Confessional
"And...go!" Chris announced. Sky ran to Brick. "Kiss the million good-bye!" she shouted to him.
"No," Brick told her as he held up a fist, "Kiss your butt good-bye!" An energy ball was launched from his fist. Sky ducked at it. "Missed!" she teased. Another energy ball landed at her feet, making her fly up in the air. She hovered back to the ground. "Time for an encounter of the mutant kind," Chris decided as he pressed a button. "Finalists, take your positions for the ultimate Total Drama showdown!" A mutant beetle with a boxing glove came onto the arena. It knocked both Sky and Brick back. While Brick was dazed, the beetle went after him. "The beetle will weaken him for me," Sky said. "I can taste that million dollars now!"
"Come on, Brick!" Cameron rallied.
"Get up!" Zoey told him.
"Duck!" Sam told him. "Jump! Punch!"
"You suppose to cheer for Sky!" Dakota told him.
"I root for the underdog, and Brick is the underdog right now!"
The beetle kept punching Brick. "Don't make me use this!" he told it as he held up a fist. However, as it was charging up, it short-circuited.
"Tough luck, Brick!" Sky told him. Brick tumbled over, making his rocket-powered shoes blast the beetle away. "Sorry, beetle," he told it.
"Now that the beetle's gone, let's get this this over with, shall we?" Sky charged at Brick. "Come on, Brick!" Zoey, Samey, Ella and Cameron told him.
"Attagirl, Sky!" Dave cheered. "Yeah!" Sky whacked Brick with her club.
"My armor strength is going down to 80%!" Brick gasped. "75%!"
"Yawn," Chris said as he pressed his remote. A mutant alligator came into the arena. It roared as it grabbed Brick. "Hey!" Sky told it. It chomped up Brick.
"I can't watch!" Ella said as she covered her eyes.
"You really should," Chris told her, "The ratings on this are gonna be crazy!"
"You could sing to the gator!" Samey offered. Just as Ella opened her mouth, Topher stuck a pear into it. "Hey!" Samey scolded.
"Fru-fru singing won't get ratings!" Topher told the girls. Brick pried the gator's mouth open. "Help!" he shouted.
"Don't eat my opponent, you living handbag!" Sky told it as she bashed the gator's stomach.
"Ignition!" Brick used his rocket shoes to jet out of the gator's mouth. It growled at Sky. "Yikes!" she squeaked out.
"We have to help her, Lightning!" Mike told him. He grabbed him and leapt down into the fight. The gator grabbed Lightning before they could do anything. Brick knocked into the gator, sending it and Lightning flying. Lightning landed right on his nuts. Everyone winced at this. "Ay-yi-yi!" Chris commented as he held his hands over his crotch.
"Ah..." Lightning squeaked in pain.
"You okay?" Brick asked.
"Hurry and pin Vampirella already!" Jo told him.
"Look out, Sky!" Dave warned. Brick shot an energy ball at Sky, which she ducked at. "Full power!" Brick shouted as he charged up his shot. He released it, but Sky grabbed her club and the energy ball hit Fang instead, making all his teeth fall out. He whimpered at this. "Boom!" Sky cried as she swung at another energy ball. It came at Chris, who dodged but the remote ended up broken. All the mutant flora and fauna came into the arena.
Confessional: Mike
"Larry?!" He gulped.
Confessional: Zoey
"Ezekiel!"
Confessional: Leonard
"M-m-m-mutant GOPHERS!
Confessional: Scott
The red button flashed.
End Confessionals
Gluttony zapped the stands, making everyone run into a panic. "Don't even try it, Fur Pants!" Anne-Maria told it. It zapped at her, making a hole in her 'do. "My poof! NOOOO!" Ezekiel crawled up to her and swatted the squirrel away. He then tried to give Anne-Maria a kiss, making her scream. "The others are in danger!" Brick gasped. "We have to save them!"
"Then, I can the win the million after we save everyone!" Sky decided. They flew off towards the others. Sky bashed away Ezekiel. "That's for attacking us in the mine!" she told him.
"Guess Pasty ain't too bad," Anne-Maria admitted as she sprayed her hair. Soon, the hole was gone. "Aw, yeah! Thanks, doll."
"Sure," Sky told her. "Let's go!" she told Brick.
"The bio-hazardous waste was Chef's idea!" Chris told the mutated gophers. "If you're gonna chew someone's face off, chew his!"
"And Chris has shifted the blame to Chef once again," Topher announced. "How will the gophers respond?" The gophers began to attack him. "Get off! Get off!" Larry swatted the gophers away. "That's extra fertilizer for you tonight!" Chris told it. "Now go out there and terrorize some loser contestants."
The mutant turtle was being attacked by Dakota. "Leave Sam alone!" she yelled out.
"I'm gonna pop!" a reddened Sam shouted underneath the turtle.
"The tea leaves said nothing about this!" Dawn cried out as the mutant tree bashed B and Mike. "Let go!" Mike told it as he struggled to get loose. A rock was launched at the creature's eye, dropping B. "Sorry!" Zoey called out as she flung another rock at its eye, dropping Mike. "Thanks," he groaned.
"Nice work, Zoey!" Samey told her as she and Amy walked up.
Confessional: Zoey
"After all the times Mike helped me and my friends, I owe him one." She held up her medallion. "You're welcome, Mike!"
End Confessional
"Big deal," Amy scoffed. "You saved a bunch of loser people. I-" She stopped when she heard Mike laughing. "What's so funny?"
"Make it stop!" Mike cried out between giggles. "It tickles!" Gluttony crawled out of Mike's pants leg with a fish in its mouth. "Aw, who's a cute mutant squirrel?" Mike gushed as he held it.
"Seriously, Mike?" Samey asked. Gluttony tried to zap her. Mike swatted at it with his hand. "Bad laser squirrel," he scolded. "Bad!" Samey just rolled her eyes.
"Yeah," Staci went on, "My great-great-great grandfather-" Larry chomped her up, to Dave, Jo, Ella and Leonard's fear.
"Armor at 60%," Brick reasoned. "I have to find Larry's weak spot." He saw that it was around the middle area. "Got it!" He fired at it, covering it and dropping everyone. "Huzzah for Brick!" Leonard cheered.
"Alright," Sky told Brick. "We saved everyone. Now it's time for me to win!" She bashed him with her club and helmet. "Armor at 20%!" Brick cried out. "15%! How to beat her?"
"Quick!" Cameron told him. "Activate the failsafe!"
"What failsafe?" Dave asked him.
"Cam knows what he's doing," Brick reasoned. "Armor, activate my last resort!" A huge white beam of energy sent a shockwave all across the arena. Soon, Brick's suit powered down. "Cam, what happened?" he asked.
"It turns your opponent into a big magnet," Cameron informed him.
"A magnet?" Sky scoffed. "That's it? Sorry, buddy, but I have to end this!" She was ready to strike when all the metal she was wearing began to vibrate. "I don't like this!"
"That makes two of us," Dave gulped with worry.
"I'm starting to regret making her armor out of metal," Mike muttered. All the barrels came to her and blocked her in, leaving only her club showing. Bolts of lightning stuck down, with one of them hitting Sky's club. Soon, she was free, but weakened and now having a white streak in her dark hair. She soon passed out. "SKY!" Dave cried out.
"Pin that sucker down, Brick!" Jasmine told him.
"I'll try," Brick replied. He groaned as he tried to move his armor. Finally, he landed on top of Sky. "One...two...three!" everyone counted.
"He's done it!" Chris announced. "Brick has done it! Brick wins Total Drama Revenge of the Island and the million-dollar prize." Mike and Lightning went over to lift him up. "Good job, buddy!" Mike congratulated.
"Thank you," Brick replied.
"Sha-please," Lightning scoffed. "I could beat a puny girl like that sha-easy!" Sky groaned. "Sky?" Brick asked.
"SKY!" Dave called out as he pushed the three boys aside, landing them in the junk pile. "Sky! Are you okay?!"
"Did...did I win?" Sky moaned.
"No, you didn't."
"You came to see if I was okay?"
"Little helpless me had to do something."
"Helpless?!" Mike scoffed from the junk pile. "You're as helpless as a porcupine in a boy's locker room!" Brick tried to stifle a laugh. "A single word and you get a one-way ticket to Mercury," Mike warned him.
"After everything I did, you still care for me?" Sky asked as she stood up.
"Of course," Dave replied. "Why wouldn't I?"
Sky sighed. "I guess that means I lost the million."
"But I do have a prize just for you."
"What?" Dave then gave Sky a kiss on the lips, which she returned. Zoey, Ella, Samey and Dawn gushed at this.
Confessional: Samey
"That is so sweet!"
Confessional: Dawn
"I knew they were destined to be together!"
Confessional: Zoey
"So romantic!"
Confessional: Ella
"I love a happy ending."
End Confessionals
At the dock, everyone was on a speedboat while Brick stood on the dock with Chris. "Congratulations, cadet," Chris told him, "To the winner goes the spoils: one...million...dollars!" He passed the briefcase to Brick. "Thank you!" Brick replied.
"What are you gonna spend it on?" Anne-Maria asked. "Hair or shoes, cause both need a lotta work." Brick looked back at Sky, who was being comforted by Dave. "Here," he told them as he passed a little sack.
"What is this?" Sky asked as she caught it.
"Exactly one-fifth of my winnings. I believe 200,000 bucks should get you that motorcycle with the side car."
"Really?! That is so nice of you, Brick!"
"A side car?" Dave asked.
"That's right! You and I will take North America by storm!"
"Brick, that still leaves you with 800,000 dollars!" Cameron exclaimed. "What will you do with all that?"
"Fashion school, here I come!" Brick exclaimed, to everyone's shock. "You heard me. I liked the fashion challenge so much I decided to learn more about it."
"That is such a stu-" Shawn began but Samey kicked him in the kiwis. "Stupendous idea!" she finished.
Confessional: Samey
"I know what Shawn tried to do, and I have a long memory."
End Confessional
Chef drove the speedboat with everyone on it away. "Well," Chris announced, "that's it for another season. Except for one last surprise I hid on their boat. First rule of showbiz: always go out with a bang!" He pressed a button on his remote, and the dock underneath him exploded, sending him into the water. Everyone cheered at this. "Huh?!" Chef gave a satisfied smirk as Chris stumbled in the water. "Chef! Until next time, I'm Chris McLean and this has been Total...Drama...Revenge of the Island!"
"You're busted, McLean!" a voice shouted.
"For what?"
"For creating an environmental disaster, that's what!" Guys in hazmat suits, a boat, and a helicopter surrounded Chris. "Residents of Wawanakwa, your island is now under government protection. You're hereby quarantined. Prepare for heavy-scrub decontamination!" Everyone cheered as Chris got his karma.
Okay, my final author's note for this story. Where to begin? I'll start with the winner. When I was first writing this, the first thing that came to my mind was 'I don't want Brick to be eliminated like canon'. As I kept writing, I could actually see Brick in the finale and win. And that's what happened. And him giving part of his winnings to Sky and using the rest for fashion school was just...adorable, to say the least.
Speaking of which, I bet a lot of you are happy with how the Dave/Sky thing here ended on happy terms. As Ella said, everyone loves a happy ending. (Well, maybe not Scott, but he's Scott!)This is where I'll talk about the next chapter, but with this being the final chapter, all I'm gonna say is that I'm planning my next story to be Total Drama Pahkitew Island: With My Unique Plot. It might be a bit before you see the chapter, but I hope you'll enjoy it!
Finally, I'll go ahead and give an elimination list of all twenty-two campers. (If you see anything in parentheses, that means there's an irregular circumstance, like a contestant returning or an unusual elimination.)
24) Staci
23) Dakota
22) Topher
21) B
20) Amy (Thought to be Samey)
19) Ella (Disqualified for singing)
18) Dawn
17) Sam
16) Leonard
15) Anne-Maria (Quits)
14) Dakotazoid (Returned to the Toxic Rats in A Mine Is a Terrible Thing to Waste)
13) Scott
12) Jo
11) Samey and Amy (Amy returned in A Blast From the Past but both twins were eliminated to avoid confusion)
10) Lightning
9) Cameron (Quits)
8) Topher (Returned to the Mutant Maggots in The Treasure Island of Dr McLean)
7) Dave
6) Jasmine (Was supposed to be Mike but he used the Immunity Idol)
5) Zoey (Shawn rigged the votes against her) 4) Shawn (Only Mike's vote against him counted) 3) Mike (Only Sky's vote against him counted) 2) Sky (Alternate Winner) 1) Brick (Alternate Runner-Up) Whew! That should be everything. Don't be afraid to leave a review. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying enjoy and have a good day!