Age: Too old to be doing this.

Current Occupation: As soon as I move this truck I'm going after that blue Pikachu!

Personal: I'm a guy that's following and playing Pokemon since day one. All though I thought I grew out off it (damn school years and is Black and White the anime any good?), the commitment is stronger then ever.

Don't expect huge epics. Life doesn't allow me to sit still for to long. And headcanons and one-shots are more my thing. Although after updating this profile, I'm on a story that's already - 50.000 words.

Excuse any spelling or weird sentence structures. English isn't my native tongue but that won't stop me from trying.

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Random thoughts and rants and wisdom about Pokemon.

You know there’s something wrong with the Pokemon world if you fought more evil organizations than you had birthdays. And around 2030 this will be the case for Ash Ketchum. Forever ten.

There's a severe lack of Poliwag in many Amour art or story. Just saying considering it is the Pokemon that allowed them to meet.
I demand more Poliwag!

Just Pokeships in general. Just because your character isn't apart of the region Ash is in anymore, is no excuse to stop shipping them. Hell, if Pokeshipping managed to survive 20 years, I'm sure others will be able to last longer than that.

Sinnoh remake will be announced around mid 2017. You heard it here first! (Never mind)

Going to get alot of hate for this. Incineroar should've been a Fighting type. It's the Heel Pokemon. In wrestling terms a heel is a bad guy. Wrestling. As in FIGHTING! It learns Darkest Lariat when evolved. A Lariat is a basic wrestling move almost everyone uses. It has a championship belt made of FIRE! Rant over.

Who do I need to kill to finally get a fully fledged Pokemon RPG on a Nintendo home console? Or do they just don't want to earn too much money?

Luxray's my favorite Pokemon. Too bad it isn't that good. It needs Strong Jaw and a mega evolution. (Sinnoh remake please!)

You imagined the main characters of your favorite show as bad guys once.
Emperor Palpatine voice: It is inevitable. It is your destiny!

If you're one of the people who played Pokemon Go while driving. I'll break your Phone with your head. I know many ways to make people suffer.

Why does Giovanni still employ the TRio? Does he need a laugh after a hard day of being a crime lord? Evil does have a sense of humor after all.

What's stopping me from pillaging the Lottery station in Pokemon XY? They're hogging all the Master balls. Free market anyone? Who knows a good laywer in Kalos?

Anyone know that dark Kermit meme? Here's one for you.
Me : I've got a job. I'll fill up the dex by trading.
Inner Me: Catch all of them yourself without GTS.

Catching Mewtwo with a Pokeball isn't impressive anymore. Come back when he's in a Beast ball.

Whitney's Miltank. Whitney's Miltank. Whitney's Miltank. *Cries in a corner*

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HIT 4 OR 5 TIMES WITH FURY SWIPES WHILE I NEVER GET PASSED 3?

POKEBANK!!!!!! ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

If you're running from the law in the Pokemon world, just wear a different shirt and hat.

You know you're a Pokemon fan if you can perform all Z-moves poses at heart. Current progress: 5.

DOUBLE TEAM IN EFFING BATTLE TREE SHOULD BE EFFING BANNED! YOU CHEAP RISING STAR!

ALSO SCREW STOCKPILE WALREIN!!

So we get a Team Skull shirt in Sun/Moon but still no game where you're the baddy. Stop teasing me!

Sweet Pokebank! Now I can finally have Gengar with the ability Levitate. *nerfed* OH YOU MOTHER

I've played over 300 hours of X and Y. AND I STILL USE CABS TO GET AROUND LUMIOSE! It's impossible to go there without getting lost!

Nothing would make happier then seeing a Gladion special for S&M like they did with Alain for X&Y. Just as long he doesn't win a Pokemon League.

So it seems that in the future all missing mega stones will be distributed online. Whatever happened to the days of finishing a game without flaws and no DLC in mind?