13.1
I'm Lincoln Loud
And I'm Clyde McBride
And we're Pickers
We travel the back roads of America looking for rusty gold in people's garages, barns.
Or Antique Stores or Shows, its way more sanitary.
But most of all, we do it to have fun, meet new people, and help keep history alive.
Lincoln and Clyde were driving in van, with Lincoln at the wheel, while Clyde was in the passenger seat.
"I'm sorta surprised that I'm a part of this Loop, I mean, you and Zach are the ones who love antiques." Lincoln said.
"Maybe when Zach starts Looping, then that will happen. But, doing something like this, traveling around the country, searching for stuff to buy and sell, while preserving history in a sense. Doing it with my best friend is even better." Clyde said.
"You got that right, bud."
"Clincoln McCloud!" They both said and fist bumped.
The phone started to ring, and Lincoln answered.
"Hey Stella, what do you have for us?"
13.2
Lincoln looked himself in the mirror, and blinked… all eight of his eyes blinked.
He had just woken up, and he was confused on why he had woken up in a spider-web. At first he thought he was about to be spider food, but his loop memories kicked in, and he found he was a human sized anthropomorphic spider person, but he still had his clothes.
Which was cool and all, but he couldn't help but notice how freaky he looked.
He could see a point in Leni's fear of them.
He then heard knocking on his door, and Lori, Luna, Luan and Lucy walked or crawled into the room, looking like him.
"I take it you guys are awake?"
"Indeed. I've never been a spider before, this'll be interesting." Lucy said.
"I also checked Leni, she isn't awake." Lori said.
"AAAHH! I'M A SPIDER!" Came a familiar shrill scream.
"I spoke too soon." Lori grumbled as she crawled out of the room.
"We really need to cure her of her fear of spiders." Luna said, and the others nodded.
13.3: (Star Wars Loop)
Anakin Skywalker awoken and bit back a groan, as he awoken in his Darth Vader armor, and glanced around to notice he was in the elevator of the Death Star, and Luke was standing next to him. This meant it was the time of the Loop where the final confrontation between them and the Emperor was imminent.
Well, until he pops back up, but in a clone body. This made him make a mental note to destroy all the places Palpatine had stashed clones of himself, including Exegol.
He prodded his son through the Force, and relaxed when Luke gave him nod, which meant he was awake as well.
"So, how do you want to get rid of the old fart now son?" Anakin asked.
Luke shrugged, and said," Not sure, although when this is done, I have to tell you how my last loop went with me in place of you, and I was in the suit. And Rey was my daughter again, and I held Palpatine down with the Force, and she used her staff to beat him up.
Anakin snorted in amusement, and they both became stone faced when the elevator stopped. Once they walked out of it, they were immediately hit with an odd presence through the Force, and it was coming from Palpatine.
They both tensed up, Palpatine had not awoken yet, and the other Star Wars Looper's were always on their guard if that had ever happened. Palpatine was crafty, and if the man was able to create and enact a decade's long plan to bring the Galaxy under his rule, then they dreaded what a Looping Palpatine would do.
His chair turned around, and they were met with Emperor Palpatine… looking himself in the mirror with a confused and disgusted look.
"Jeez, Palpatine never thought to get surgery or just use a clone of him to make him look younger sooner? I mean, I know a clone wouldn't be able to hold his Sith Soul or essence for long, but still. He looks like he has a Scrotum for a face." Palpatine, or not Palpatine said.
"Uh, so who are you?" Anakin asked, realizing now that was a Looper who took Palpatine's form.
"Do you remember a Looper named Lori Loud? I'm her brother, Lincoln Loud. So, how should take this giant golf ball down?" Lincoln said.
Anakin and Luke looked at each other, shrugged, and the three of them went to formulate a plan.
13.4
Luna was waiting for Sam at the center of town, due to her being at the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest part of the Baseline Loop. She had done this part of the Loop a couple times, and after the third try, she and Sam ended up winning the contest.
And she would admit she liked how she scored point with Sam during that time, she got a kiss on the cheek.
She heard footsteps approaching, and looked up to see Sam approaching her, but she looked confused.
"You alright Sam?" Luna asked.
"Yeah… Luna, are you having a sense of Déjà vu? Cause I'm pretty sure the Astonishing Quest Contest happened a while ago."
Luna blinked, and smiled as she realized her girlfriend was finally awake.
13.5 (Earlier in the Loops)
Twilight blinked as she wiped the Cream pie that was on her face, and watched as 'Pinkie Pie' laughed at her and the rest of the Mane Six.
"Sorry, I hoped you aren't all so creamed, I pranked you. Haha! Get it?"
Twilight then groaned, she had found out someone new had Looped in when she and the others went to get Pinkie Pie for a Baseline way to defeat Nightmare Moon, but she quickly found out that a Looper was in Pinkie Pie's body.
And that's how they had gotten a pie in the face, as soon as she saw Pinkie, and went to ask if she was awake, she then pelted them with pies.
"But seriously, my name is Luan Loud, and my brother Lincoln, as well as our Admin, Hestia said it was a good idea for me to come here. So… what is here? Cause I'm Looping for some answers."
Luan laughed at that, and Twilight felt that the bad puns were going to be a a common occurrence.
Applejack leaned towards Twilight, and whispered," To be honest, Ah am slightly worried about what will happen if she and Pinkie ever meet, Twi."
She feared what it would be like if Luan and Pinkie ever met.
She made a note to restock the shelters that were used in case of a really bad Loop emergency.
13.6
Ronnie Anne, Bobby, and Maria were walking up the steps to Casagrande apartment when the door opened, and Carlota came out.
Maria smiled, said," Carlota, sweetie, how are-"
"Uh, hi Tia Maria! I would love to talk, but I so want to talk to my cousins, I'll meet you inside."
Maria raised a brow, shrugged, and walked inside.
Ronnie Anne thought something was off, and said," Carlota, are you alright?"
Carlota started look around, and sat on the steps of the apartment, and looked really confused and worried.
"I-I don't know, I woke up, went to breakfast like normal, and when I sat down, Mom asked me if I was excited about seeing you guys, and asked how I was going to convince you guys stay here. Which was odd, because you guys already did. And when I asked everyone, they were confused, but Abuela thought I was making positive thoughts, in the hopes you guys would stay. I even went to see the Chang's, but they weren't in their apartment, but the previous tenets were. I'm super glad you guys are finally here, cause I don't know what's going on!"
Carlota said the last part with a slightly frazzled look, and she looked close to crying.
Both Ronnie Anne and Bobby knew what was going on, and sat down with her.
"Don't worry, Carlota, we know what's going on. You see there's this thing called Yggdrasil…"
13.7: (M*A*S*H Fused Loop)
"Attention all personnel! Incoming wounded! Everyone to your stations!"
RITY Lincoln, or Lincoln Peirce groaned as he woke up, not Looping waking up, but waking up from a blissful sleep. Even though it felt like only hour's rest, but it was enough to give him a boost of energy for the next batch of wounded.
For this Loop, he was in the war before Vietnam, the Korean War. In which he traded the Cong, for the North Koreans and Chinese.
Not the best switch in the world, but on the plus side he didn't have to fight them. He was in a Fused Loop where he took the place of an Army MASH Doctor during the Korean War. So he had to deal with patching up and healing wounded kids, just so they can either sent back in, or be sent back home if they were hurt enough.
He didn't like it when he lost a patient though, it got to him that the soldiers were like him when he got into Vietnam. Young, still had a lot to look forward to in life, and just plain unlucky to be here.
On the bright side, his time Looping as House, and his Looping memories for this Loop allowed him to be a good Doctor.
And also he found a new found respect for what Alex did for a living. Being Lincoln House, and now Lincoln Peirce gave him a new perspective on what his daughter's job was like, with how it was annoying, satisfying, and sometimes heartbreaking.
"Hey Fred, Chandler another round is here. C'mon." He grumbled as he got out of his bunk, and wacked his tent mates awake.
Dr. Captain Fred Hunnicutt, and Dr. Major Chandler Burns got up as well, and he tuned out Chandler's whining about the North Korean's waking him up.
If he could whine that much, then he should do that, instead of being a Doctor.
And Lincoln thought the regular Chandler was annoying.
At least he had Fred with him, his cook had already started Looping, and it was quite fun to explain everything to him once he did. He looked like he was going to sick.
Luckily, it was when he was first interviewing him for the cook job. He dared to think what the old Sergeant would've done if wasn't just them.
But he wasn't awake this Loop, but at least Luan, and Bobby Jr. were.
Luan was Head Nurse Major Luan Houlihan, heh it was funny name, even the 'Hot Lips' nickname rubbed him the wrong way. While Bobby Jr. was Company Clerk Corporal Roberto 'Radar' O'Reilly.
Bobby Jr. had luckily woken up when Lincoln was closing down Flips for the night, so calming him down, and explaining everything went easy.
He finally tied his shoes, and ran out of the tent, and went to the first wounded kid, who was being tended to by Luan.
Just another day being a Doctor.
13.1: The show that Lincoln and Clyde are in is a History Channel show called American Pickers, which has been on the air since 2010. It's a great show, and I recommend it, but unfortunately there's some issues going on that I'm not going to mention.
13.2: Can't believe I didn't think of this one sooner. But yeah, Leni fear spiders probably went up.
13.3: The line of dialogue that Lincoln said about Palpatine's face is from Robot Chicken.
13.4: Sam is now Looping.
13.5: Who knows what type of shenanigan's Luan and Pinkie would get into.
13.6: And the first Casagrande family member is now Looping.
13.7: M*A*S*H is a tv show that aired from 1972-1983, and it's also a great show, and I highly recommend it as well.