Author's Note: I have deleted part two of "Spongebob, You're Fired". The reason for that is that the story ultimately wound up being too long to merely be an entry in this episodic fic about alternative outcomes to various episodes.
It's not gone though, as I merely decided to turn it into its own fanfic! "Squidward, You're Fired" it's called and I have posted parts three and four, meaning the story is now complete. If you wish to know how it ends, check that fic out.