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Got this idea randomly, and time to do it! Have fun.

Devil May Cry

Dante sat in his shop, his feet on the table as he ate his pizza, with the two guys in front of him talking.

"And we can help her out and make sure she doesn't hurt anyone, so please bring her back to us", the older one said, then held out a briefcase with money. "Here you go, all the money we can get you for this."

"Please, we've heard a lot about you, bring the disgusting Demon to us so we can control it and save my sister", the younger one added.

Dante ate some more pizza, then opened the briefcase to see the money, and counted all of it, it was good. These two had probably given him their whole fortune, since they didn't seem that rich.

Must be really desperate then.

"Fine", Dante finally said, looking at them both. "Just give a picture so I can identify her when I get to Sunnydale."

"Sure, here you go", the older one, the father said as he gave Dante a picture, and he scrutinized it with his eyes.

From the picture, she seemed to be a normal girl, beautiful in a unique way, but well, the Demon was inside.

"I'll come with her in a bit, don't go anywhere, make yourselves at home", Dante said as he leapt up and onto the ground, his sword on his back, and he walked out, his red trench coat swaying. "Of course that means clean up the pizza, or a banshee is gonna destroy you both."

The two looked at each other in confusion, then decided to do what he said as Dante went off to Sunnydale to look for Tara Maclay.

Sunnydale

In a cultural fair, Dante found who he was looking for, but it was not what he expected. He did not sense anything demonic from Tara at all, she had magic in her, but no Demon, he could sense it.

The blonde woman next to her on the other hand, yeah she was Demonic, and Dante noticed she was breaking Tara's hand, and Tara was softly whimpering in pain.

Well, he had a job either way.

Walking near the bench, Dante grasped the blonde woman's shoulder hard, making her gasp in pain as she let Tara go, and turned to Dante, eyes wide in horror.

"Sparda?" She called out.

"Nope, his son, and it seems like you're bullying the poor woman here", Dante whispered to Glory, as Tara cradled her broken hand, while looking at Dante, eyes widening in complete shock as she sensed the power inside him.

He was the most powerful person she had ever encountered, and he put Glory, who'd occupied the spot till now, to shame in that regard.

Glory started. "She is-"

"You and me, outside this fair right now, if you don't show, well, wouldn't want you to be humiliated in front of so many people, eh hot chick?" Dante asked mockingly as Glory glared in anger.

"You're gonna pay you idiot! Your father had respect! I will tear off your lips!"

"Sure, sure", Dante shrugged as he walked off. A while later, Glory stood up and followed.

"Don't you dare go anywhere", she warned Tara before leaving.

Dante stood outside the fair, where it was deserted, with Glory in front of him.

Tara arrived there, deciding to watch the fight, and then Willow ran next to her. "Tara, baby! Are you okay?"

"Willow", Tara whispered as Willow noticed Tara's broken hand.

"Oh my God! I'm so sorry! It happened because of-"

"No it didn't, its not your fault", Tara assured Willow as they shared a kiss on the lips.

Willow then started. "Glory-"

Tara gestured to the front and Willow saw Dante and Glory standing face-to-face.

"Who's that?" Willow asked.

"Dante, Son of Sparda", Dante said with a shrug.

Glory sneered at him. "I'd take you as a husband if I didn't have to kill you."

"Yeah, I'm flattered", Dante said as he paced around. "But I have had a few dates with psycho chicks before. Not interested. Doesn't help they were Demons in disguise trying to kill me."

"I am not a Demon. I am a God", Glory laughed.

"And?" Dante asked as Willow looked at him in horror. That brazen attitude would get him brutally wounded or killed.

Glory roared and charged with a punch, easily outpacing any land vehicle or Demon that the two Witches had met. To Willow's shock as well as Glory's, Dante effortlessly dodged her punch. Glory tried to hit many more times but compared to Dante, she was a snail.

He then punched her on the chest and she was sent flying across the area through a concrete wall of a building, shattering it as she fell down.

As she staggered up, Dante raised his sword and brought it downwards on her, splitting her into two as if her solid flesh and bone were nothing more than paper.

The two pieces fell down and became hollow, a man falling out of the shell, unconscious.

"What in the…..?" Tara trailed off in surprise.

"He beat her…..easily!" Willow said, shocked by how easily Dante had done it. "Where were you our whole lives?"

Dante turned to the Witches and asked Tara. "You Tara?"

"Yeah, why?" Tara asked.

"I was approached by your father and brother, they told me you're a Demon and paid me to capture you so they can control your problem", Dante revealed as their eyes widened in horror.

"No!" Willow snapped, standing in front of Tara protectively, not caring that Dante had just beaten Glory effortlessly. "You will no-"

"But when I came here, I sensed no Demon within her, clearly, those two were lying, what's the story, eh?" Dante asked.

"Oh those two are abusive hicks, lied to the women in the family that they have Demon in them to gaslit them into being abused", Willow said with a scoff.

"They came to take me back on my 20th birthday but the truth was revealed and they went off", Tara added.

"Ooof!" Dante shook his head. "Those 2 idiots wasted my time with this crap! Anyways, if you want help", Dante held out a card saying 'Devil May Cry' and gave it to Willow, "here's my card. Have fun, I'll make sure those two don't send anyone after ya again!"

Dante walked off as Tara called out. "Thanks, but don't kill them!"

"Noted." Dante said before disappearing from view.

"So, he beat Glory easily", Willow said again, shocked by that.

"I noticed", Tara commented. "Good thing we can call him for help then."

They looked at the unconscious man as Willow narrowed her eyes. "I think I've seen him before, why was he inside Glory?" She then looked at Tara's broken hand. "I'm so sorry this happ-"

"Stop, its not your fault, I'll say it a 1000 times till you believe it", Tara assured Willow.

"Let's get it fixed", Willow said and Tara nodded with a smile.

Devil May Cry

Dante opened the doors and walked in, Mr. Maclay and Donny turning to look at him.

Mr. Maclay started. "Where is-"

"So you guys lied to the women in the family about them being demons just to keep them around? I don't whether to call you guys lazy, or just plain pathetic."

Donny scoffed. "Dad, she fooled him too!"

Mr. Maclay started. "She is Demon! We know! Only we can handle the Demon!"

"What kind?"

They both blanked. Dante chuckled at their stupid expressions.

"Always talk a big game, but when it comes down to it, you're just another bunch of backwater hicks trying to make themselves seem important."

Mr. Maclay started. "Now man, you took our money, so you mu-"

Dante held up his hand. "Sorry, I had my fill of bullshit for the day."

Donny sneered. "Dad, he is insulting us and not doing what we told him to do. This is wrong! You do what we asked or I'll make you do it!"

Next moment, he had been lifted up by the face, Dante squeezing hard. "You'll make me, eh?" Dante laughed hysterically. "Well, at least you gave me a laugh after all the bullshit!"

"Let him go!" Mr. Maclay now took out a shotgun from under his trench coat, cocking it at Dante. "Or I'll shoot!"

Dante threw Donny into a corner as ground broke, and so did some of Donny's bones, making him cry in pain.

Dante stood, raising his arms to either side. "Shoot me! Come on, do it! What? Afraid? Come on wimp!"

That did it as Mr. Maclay fired, and Dante's head leaned backwards, as if he had been shot. Then next moment, Dante lowered his head, smirking to reveal he'd caught the bullet in his teeth.

Mr. Maclay dropped his gun in horror as Dante spat the bullet out and it went through Mr. Maclay's leg, making him cry out in pain and drop to the ground as the bullet exited his leg and got stuck on the wall.

A bullet spit by Dante had a LOT more velocity than a bullet fired by a gun.

Dante walked to Mr. Maclay and said. "Ya know, you're just pathetic women-hating scum, I should just hand you two to Lady and Trish, would be best for ya!"

As if on cue, the doors opened and Trish and Lady came in, and saw what was going on.

"What's going on?" Trish asked Dante.

"These two are women-hating wimps. He's the father, that moron's the brother, told me to capture the daughter/sister because she's a Demon and can hurt others, and they can control it. Turns out she's just a powerful Witch and the Demon thing was a lie to control the family women. These two are just goddamn pathetic! They wasted my time!"

Now Lady and Trish both glared at the Maclay men, who were looking at them with wide eyes and dropped jaws, knowing this wasn't going to end well for them.

"What do you say we do to these two, Trish?" Lady inquired as she took out her Kalina Ann, making the two morons pale at the sight.

"I promised the Witch woman they won't die", Dante told the two as he sat down, taking out the money briefcase.

"Don't worry, we'll just make sure they don't get women near them", Trish smirked, electricity crackling in her hands, only increasing the horror for the two idiots.

Dante counted the money. "Still keeping it, since I did take out a Demon."

Mr. Maclay and Donny screamed in pure agony as Lady and Trish started. They learnt in the hardest way possible- Don't waste the Devil's time.

And the Maclay boys get theirs.

Thank you to Brainstorm Sorcerer for providing some insults for the Maclay boys.

Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.