All My Arrows
Disclaimer: Its been awhile since I displayed my particular brand of humor around here, and even longer since I basically mentally scarred anyone to the point they needed brain bleach. So, you're welcome!
As that glorious yellow burning orb known as the Sun began to set, casting about a brilliantly beautiful sky in the doing as birds sang gloriously, two figures could be seen in Love's deep embrace. Who are these two you may find yourself wondering ever so strongly? Why none other than… Oliver Jonas Queen and Felicity Megan Smoak. The greatest love story since Brangelina, no… Since Clark and Lana, no, I tell a lie my faithful readers… Since Romeo and Juliet! NO! Since Adam and Eve! NO! Wait, since the Universe boomed into life! YES! IT IS THAT SPECTACULAR! "Oh, Olibur, I love you!" Cried out the beautiful blonde Felicity.
"Oh, Feiclity, I… I have a confession to make!" Bemoaned the handsomely rugged adonis as he pulled away from the Light of Life itself.
His back turned towards her so that she could not see his agonized face! Such tragedy to make you cry for eons! Felicity took a step towards him, concern shining bright in her beautiful orbs of whatever color they are. "What, what is it, my Lub!?"
Her Olibur let out a cry of dismay as he raised his fist into the air and the singing of the birds turned melancholy. "I… I do not love you, Flicavey! For I love another!"
Le Gasp! As this declaration cracked the heart of Felicity Smoak, several women appeared by some mysterious means not even I know my faithful readers! They being Dinah Laurel Lance, Sara Lance, Shado Gulong, Susan Williams, McKenna Hall, and Samantha Clayton! Oh my! DUN! DUN! DUN! "But Laurel! I gave up my Playboy and tomfoolery ways for thee!" Cried out one Thomas 'Tommy' Merlyn as he too appeared by mysterious means!
His button up shirt unbuttoned and untucked, showing off his upper body and making for swooning to be heard from somewhere, somewhen. Dramatically, did Laurel pose and spoke. "I am sorry! But it is only Oliver for me!"
"Ohh, the agony!" Wailed the despaired Tommy as he fell to his knees.
But this was to be ignored as the story must focus on the fair Felicity and the ruggedly handsome Oliver and his declaration of love for another! The fair and shattered Felicity got in front of her Olibur with tears glistening in her orbs, orbs that were like the stars themselves! "Who is it, Olibur! Who is this other you love and not me!? For I thought we were forever and ever until the stars themselves finally went out!"
Again, he pulled away from her with that agony of agonized looks still so prevalent upon his features! "Oh, Piclivity! I, I love Cooking!" Declared the adonis known as Oliver Queen.
Le Gasp!
The world shooketh from this mighty declaration for it knew it would never be the same again! Oh yes! "And that's not all!" Came a voice belonging to another handsome Blonde adonis some might confuse for actor Justin Hartley.
Dramatic tension hanging thickly in the air that you could almost hear the music. "What more could there possibly be!?" Asked the shatteredly heart broken Felicity Smoak.
She and the rest of our cast looking upon the newcomer with dire curiousity upon their faces and in their posture. "The man with you… Is NOT Oliver Queen!"
Le Gasp of Gasps!
Wide eyed, the man who thought himself Oliver Queen fell to his knees and looked upon the man some might confuse for being Oliver Queen in another life time. "If… If I am not Oliver Queen… Then, then who am I!?"
And just as the man was about to speak and declare the mightiest of secrets, Moira Dearden Queen appeared in dramatic fashion looking quite regal as can be. "You can not know such a thing, my beautiful boy! At least… Not yet!"
All turned to her as the said beautiful boy asked the question of questions on the minds of all. "Why!? Is there more!?"
"Yes! Yes, my beautiful boy! There is…"
Tune in next time to find out what it possibly could be that our mother of two will share as The Arrow Turns! Er, I mean… All My Arrows!
Author's Notes: Was that as good for you as it was for me? And now, time for me to get in bed.