Passing judgment, a deadpool fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own Deadpool or anything else you may recognize

I thought I was done with this crap, but some morons really don't give up, this one made a judgment call on me by reading certain works of mine and completely ignoring everything else.

I'd let it slide, but not in the mood to, so here we go random judgmental moron.

"Oh hey everyone, like before, here for the intro", Wade Wilson called out to the camera in front of him while eating some popcorn. "Just so you know, Aragorn got called up by a scammer 2 days ago posing as a relative, of course Aragorn told him off and didn't do anything he wanted, but he's not in the best of moods for a week after listening to those morons whining about complicated procedures to trick ya into giving up money, plus he got a little sick too. So better watch out, because the shit you speak has consequences for ya!"

Now Aragorn sat on the table, looking around, then looked at the camera. "So, how is everyone? Fine, I hope."

Sighing a little, Aragorn took off his glasses and put them in a corner before drinking some water, which he then put aside while looking to his front.

"I thought I was done with this crap, but a combination of listening to annoying scammers, sickness, and random morons making judgment calls has really annoyed me a lot", Aragorn sighed before glaring to his front. "Should have thought of that before spouting your nonsensical shit JQ20!"

Aragorn then stretched and cracked his neck before saying. "So of course I'm not going to approve that crap, but I shared it with my friends, who find it as nonsensical as I do, here we go."

Aragorn pulled up the "review" from one of his messages and read it out loud-

""So here's your biggest problem as a fanfiction writer-

-you are not, in fact, a real fanfiction writer.

Because you have never once actually told a real story.

Every single thing you have posted on fanfiction sites is just a litany of whining about things you don't like about various novels, TV shows, movies, comic books, etc.

Everything you have posted? Really, you should just take it all down, tinker with the wording a bit, and repost all of it on another site as a blog. Seriously, all of your fanfics are blog material - none of them are real stories.

Do yourself a favour - you'll have more fun that way. You will also be doing everyone else a favour because you won't be cluttering up fanfiction sties with this badly-written lazy-arsed crap. [FYI, I'm one of the people who agrees with your criticism of Batwoman-the-show. And I find your 'work' to be annoying. All you're doing is alienating me and brassing me off.]""

Aragorn laughed hysterically at the bullshit, almost falling down, then looked back up and said. "Right, you thought that was brassing you off? You ain't seen shit yet, Mister Judgmental Prick!"

Aragorn then said. "In the words of my friend Brainstorm Sorcerer- "We've a little shit who thinks himself a critic. What a sad, miserable life you must lead." First off, let's see, you clearly clicked only on those fics of mine which are about whining, like this one, and blacked out everything else from your already narrow vision so you could justify your bullshit criticism, eh?"

Stroking his head, Aragorn continued. "Secondly, I wasn't at a good place in life when I wrote most of those, you can ask my friends if you don't believe me."

Aragorn shook his head and added. "And thirdly, I don't even write for Arrowverse anymore. Last time I wrote a pure Arrowverse one-shot was in May of this year, I've moved on from Arrowverse because of how trashy it is, it'll probably feature in 2 more of my crossover fics, 3 maybe, and that's it. Seriously, I didn't even remember this fic until I got you "review" on it."

Aragorn then decided to focus on a specific bit- ""you are not, in fact, a real fanfiction writer.

Because you have never once actually told a real story.

Every single thing you have posted on fanfiction sites is just a litany of whining about things you don't like about various novels, TV shows, movies, comic books, etc.

"Awww, you talk like you're an expert on all matters me, ain't ya JQ20?" Aragorn asked mockingly, then held up his fingers. "Let's count- 'Heroes from two worlds', 'Heroes in Middle-earth', 'Heroes stand united', 'Of Speedsters and Forces', 'Heroes, Magicians and Luthors', 'More than one Spider-Man', 'One too many Dark Knights', 'A Venomous Conspiracy', 'Rise of the Great Demon', 'The adventures of Deadpool, his BFF, a rock and a weird bug thing', 'A Game of Doom', 'Heroes, Vampires and Slayers', 'Arrival of the Devourer', 'Two Worlds' Finest' and 'When Heroes live their lives'. And this is just one series."

Aragorn continued. "Other stories- 'The Devil of Star City', 'The revenge of Fisk and the throwing star killer', 'Fight as one', 'Death and Punishment', 'The Devil and the Daywalker', that makes 2 series, then we have 'The Devil and The Hood', 'The Devil Reborn' and 'The Devil and The Arrow', 3 series, and then 'Thunder and Steel', 'Thunder and Steel: The Masters of Evil', 'Thunder and Steel: The False God and the Madman' and 'Thunder and Steel: Crisis on Earth-X', that makes 4 series already."

Aragorn wasn't stopping anytime soon. "Then we have- 'The Spider, the Slayer and the Key', 'A Devil in the City of Angels', 'Avengers, Slayer, Devil and Stones', 'Devil, Slayer and Vampires', 'A Power Against the Devil' and 'Beneath the Spider', with the latest story that is 'Angel and Devil at Law' ongoing, so 5 series. Also, I have 'The Hobbit: The Unexpected Companions', and it will have a sequel set during LOTR, and I also have another ongoing story titled 'Lost and Found', and let's not forget 2 short stories of mine titled 'Vengeance from beyond' and 'I choose you'."

Then Aragorn finished it- "Plus, I have a watch-it fic of all MCU films from 'Iron Man' to 'Avengers: Endgame' and one ongoing watch-it fic for 'Angel'. Also, all of these stories I mentioned have multiple chapters, while the whining stories would have one chapter only, so that again proves you're full of bullshit."

Aragorn now said. "If you click on any of these and find them blog material, then clearly, either you just can't read, or you only look at the A/Ns and consider them to be the full story, both of which mean that you're just a judgmental prick. And telling me to remove whatever I wrote? Did your daddy make this site, huh you little brat? If he did, let me know, I'll talk to him, not to his brat of a kid."

Doing a hair flip, Aragorn concluded. "So clearly, you just clicked on certain stuff, the stuff which helped you create a staunch negative opinion on me, and used it to pass judgment, while completely ignoring that I have real stories too. And doing this as Guest, huh? Coward much?"

Aragorn clarified. "I have nothing against Guest reviewers, if you're giving constructive criticism politely, thank you very much, just yesterday a Guest corrected a sentence I'd gotten wrong in my 'Accessing a door' one-shot so I thank you for that if you're reading this, Guest, I appreciate that very much, and if a Guest has suggestions, awesome, and if a Guest wants to ask me something, all you have to do is ask it on a multi-chapter story and before the last chapter so I can reply to you."

Then he came back on topic. "But this guy is just a coward who hid behind 'Guest' feature to prevent me from getting back to him while he passes judgment, could be a woman too, I don't know, so guess what, judgmental prick? I judged you now as a whiny, judgmental brat who needs a nice reality check, and I can post whatever I want, you don't like it, click the back button instead of being 'brassed off', and learn to read, will come in handy."

Then Aragorn finally waved and said. "To everyone else, we'll meet next time in another update. And to all of you, yes, you too, random judgmental moron, stay safe from the unidentified virus of unknown origin."

And done. This was cathartic.